Like I said before, the speaker for the Prussian Society of America can be rid of all his woes if only he would set himself on fire. No more angst for him and no more stupidity from him for us.
In fact, when he becomes too old to climb stairs or if he develops a visual impairment or a hearing impairment or any of the other blessings of age, he should stand with the courage of his convictions and simply kill himself.
Aaaaand I am not even remotely joking.
He wants so badly to be like the OG Nazis. They would spurn him. He doesn't know his history. I would suggest, before he lights himself on fire, that he looks up the term, "Hiwi."
Oh and one more thing: Prussia doesn't exist anymore. I am honestly old enough to remember learning in the Prussian style. To me, you're nothing but a wannabe.