Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

Tunia vis A.S. #ufo #magick #sexist #wingnut

FemMRA from Outer Space? A rightwing Sci-fi take on the Girlfriend In Canada?

Stephen Dollins #fundie

Hundreds of children in Japan had to be hospitalized when the Pokémon movie was first released in Japan because they had epileptic seizure attacks while watching, even though none of them had ever had one before.

Even I know that that was an episode of the cartoon series that was never shown again or outside of Japan, not the feature film.

Various commenters #wingnut #racist

Liz Wheeler #wingnut #transphobia

Jupiter, Florida - The Gotham City serial killer known as the Joker has been arrested following a terrorist attack of the office of Conservative satire website The Babylon Bee. According to survivors, the self-proclaimed Clown Prince of Crime committed a poison gas attack using his infamous Joker Venom and taunted the victims with blasphemous jokes as they died of fatal laughing fits.
The Joker happily confessed to the crime, citing as his motive that he found the Babylon Bee’s satire “an affromt against humour”. He further claimed to have previously attempted to attack the website’s crew through booby-trapped Bibles. However, investigation of the crime scene found these Bibles. and indeed all Bibles present, to have been untouched since delivery.

Brian Niemeier #fundie #mammon

For a glimpse at a future world where the East-West Schism has been healed – and there are giant fighting robots – read my hit mecha thriller:

How appropriate that we get a Niemerker quote on the same day I learned of this meme.

PS:
@KeithInc.:
If he ever thought about it, I guess it is one of these things:
1. Jacob Harrison finds the REAL True King™, making everyone realise the truth of Catholic Monarchism.
2. An ultra-hardline ultra-antiecumenical ultra-homophobic ultra-antifeminist ultra-reactionary etc. fire-and-brimstone Author’s Mouthpiece is elected Pope and starts Telling It How It Is™, which of course causes mass conversions and absulute obedience to the Holy See.
3. A new set of Crusades.

I think 2 is the most likely.

Gilles Mansillon #crackpot #ufo #magick

Andrew Anglin #racist #psycho #fundie

So not even whales are safe from Edgy Andy’s omnicidal malice. And yet, he gives the Inuit so much credit for killing whales when it was 19th and 20th Century industrial whaling, predominantly by Westerners, that drove all these whale species (and a good many other animals who also happened to live in the region) to the brink of extinction…

Steve Beckow #conspiracy #ufo #magick #wingnut

New Agers really have gone hard to the right in recent years, haven’t they?

Spider #ableist #dunning-kruger #sexist #racist

Actually, the Beta Revolution already happened early on the Twenty-First of Decembre of the Year 2012, striking as the New World Order was being established and a fight broke out between the Illuminati, the Jews and the Reptilians over whose New World Order to implement. However, later that day, the Second Coming, the Singularity, the Awakening of Cthulhu and Xenu DCLXVI.'s invasion of Earth happened simultaneously, and unfortunately, the epic battles Aliens vs. Angels vs. Eldritch Horrors vs. Super-Science that followed proved too awesome for Reality, and thus, last Thursday, the universe collapsed into a new timeline where none of these events occured, with only the most Gifted of Indigo Children being able to remember the occasional glimpse into the previous world, a phenomenon known as the Mandela Effect.

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #homophobia

a disease spread almost exclusively among the gay population, that is, men having sex with men, exchanging bodily fluids.

How fortunate that there are no exchanges of fluid during heterosexual intercourse!
By the way, does anyone happen to know how babby is formed?

Timothy Vorgenss #racist #wingnut

Vox Day #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

Monkeypox Joe? Is he a reincarnation of Typhoid Mary?

Viktor Orban #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Commander Hatonn via Patrick Bellringer via Anne Bellringer #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

By “He” I mean Nibiru, for it is a male planet with a deep booming voice.

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ASTON ADAM MBAYA #fundie

So everyone will have to watch everyone’s sex scenes? Everyone will be forced to watch all the rapes and tortures and murders and atrocities ever committed, as many times as there were people involved in it, be it as perpetrators, victims or witnesses? Do you realise that the entire life of even a nine-year old would have an absurdly long runtime, let alone the life of every human who has ever lived?

Brian Niemeier #racist #wingnut #mammon

@Bastethotep #129467

Note: I had forgotten about Monacco when I made the claim that all current European monarchs are from a “foreign” dynasty. Technically, it holds true even for them, but the Grimaldis are from neighbouring Genua, have held Monacco since the 13th Century and were the once who established and unbrokenly* ruled the Principality.

* well, they cheated by ignoring the rules of noble houses being patrilineal twice.

ASTON ADAM MBAYA #fundie

I saw that these numerous souls were holding in their hands something that looked like a computer disc (CD).

1. Strange that this is not mentioned in the Bible. And no, the Ancients certainly would have had the vocabulary to describe a wide yet extremely thin disk with o hole in the centre, with a silver sheen, yet not of metal, but of a light and transparent material unlike any known to Man.
2. Interesting that the Beyond has electronics, but has not gone digital. You really should have included a millenial transhumanist tech-hipster worshipping Elon Musk and idolatrously attached to worldly iPhones suffering a breakdown over this.
3. CD stands for “Compact Disk”, not “Computer Disk”. They are also used, for instance, for music for stereo systems.

Richard Dawkins #moonbat #transphobia

The Argorians via Lev #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

At the same time, from it, 6D (the hexagon in the center)

Wait, an even number of dimension? Nortmally, they only ever seem to use odd numbers.

Also, a hexagon is something completely, utterly different than a sixth dimension/six-dimensional space!

Roosh V #fundie #sexist #racist

How weak your religion must be, that it requires that you live in a total echo chamber, a bubble with nothing outside of it?

I made several Twitter posts a day (usually about politics or the misbehavior of women)

So exactly like before. Again, I suspect that a driving force in Roosh “taking the GodPill” was that he lost his vile way with women (And possibly actually growing tired of it), causing to invert his pride from his promiscuity to his chasity.

John C. Wright #racist #fundie #pratt

Self-Important Holier-Than-Thou Jabberwocky

In the mirror, shining bringt:
The projection cast by John C. Wright.

Various commenters #wingnut #racist

@TheBabylonBee Muslim Pig Bred Whore and Brother Fucker and Breeder Terrorist Scum…..OMAR.

So three children already make you a “breeder”?

imageIlhan Omar was eight when she and her family left Somalia as refugees, and seventeen when she immigrated to the USA. The timeline does not fit at all.
Even without these facts, that photo looks very old, way too old to be of Ilhan Omar as a young woman or of Al Qaeda, which only started forming around 1993.

By the way, all these facts are things I was able to find through most trivial research.

PS:
The actual context of the photo:

A woman recruit of the Somali Army checks her automatic weapon at a military training campus at Halane, Mogadishu, on Feb. 25, 1978. On the right is her instructor. President Siad Barre said at a news conference that regular Somali military units have not yet been dispatched in the Ogaden region to avoid international complications. (AP Photo)

PPS:
Small correction: She immigrated to the USA at twelve. Seventeen was when she gained US citizenship.

Etienne Charland, Emergence Guardian #crackpot #magick #ufo #homophobia #kinkshaming

2nd layer was full of gunpowder. Each tiny grain has the energy of a sun.

That’s some really strong gunpowder…

Padraig Martin #racist #wingnut #fundie #dunning-kruger

That which made the African slave trade unique was its predatory fraternal nature. In Africa, a superior tribe would defeat an inferior tribe, enslave them[…]

Erm, that’s nothing unique to the West Aftican slave trade.

(Also, nice lumping in all West Africans together. They may look all the same to someone as ignorant and uninterested as you, but West Africa had and still has a great variety of ethnic groups, states and traditional religions in addition to Islam that do not necessarily view each other as “fraternal” and most certainly would not have before European colonialism.)

To begin, the climate of Dixie was unlike the Anglo-Celtic islands from which early Southerners derived. The fair skinned Anglos were not built to work in the overwhelming heat of Virginia or the Carolinas in the 1600s

If these regions were so inhospitable to North Europeans, why did they colonise them?

Russ Winter #wingnut #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #enbyphobia #elitist

So people react angrily when you go out of the way to insult and and be mean to them… and this is supposed to prove that “SJWs” are exceptionally oversensitive and wrong?

Various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #racist

How about the kleptocracy, the inseparable intertwining of the security apparatus, crooked moguls and organised crime (are you guys not supposed to be against the “Deep State” and “the Swamp”?)? The shameless suppression of civil liberties, including the free speech that is supposedly so important to you? The murder of so many regime critics? Or, perhaps more relevantly to your sensibilites (if for the wrong reasons), Putin’s prized vassal Ramzan Kadyrov having free reign in Chechnya, where he supports horrific Islamic fundamentalist laws, currently sending out troops that explicitly see themselves as Jihadists?

@Speakeasy #135800
Of course, even if they were to learn Russian and emigrate, considering how much Russian propaganda demonises the USA and the West, I highly doubt that the good reactionary Putin sheeple would be particularly welcoming of anyone with an English accent, no matter how much you insist that you are “one of the Good Americans”…

Also, this is so hypocritical coming from people who are vehemently opposed to all forms of immigration, even with qualified specialists and refugees, when it comes to their own countries…

Indian in the Machine #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

The Babylon Bee #wingnut #racist

Donald Trump Uses His One Phone Call From Jail To Call Both His Daughter And His Concubine

christian #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia

I’d say it’s because the wingnut-filled Supreme Court has shown just how utterly shameless they are in their reactionary agenda, so it is safer to actually explicitly legalise same-sex marriage after all.

Shana Toni #quack #magick #mammon

Konstantin Kosachev and Irina Yarovaya #conspiracy #crackpot #racist #quack #ufo #wingnut

Actually, considering that they claimed that the Ukrainians use freaking Black Magic, this is actually a step towards plausibility.

BSS #racist

dasho #wingnut #psycho

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty."
— Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov, Pyrophant Judge of Salem Proctor, Warhammer 40,000

Konstantin Kosachev and Irina Yarovaya #conspiracy #crackpot #racist #quack #ufo #wingnut

So they have finally managed to replicate the Captain America serum?

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

If even people like MTG and Dr Gozer are “RINOs”, do True Republicans™ even exist?

Peter Temple The Truth Sage #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Nevermind that the Druze are isolationist and strictly endogamous.

Also, the kings of old Judah were polygamists who lived two and a half millenium ago - to be descended from them is not special at all. Everyone is.

Andrew Anglin #racist #dunning-kruger

.rw? Anglin, you know that this stands for “Rwanda” - you know, one of those African countries with dark-skinned populations you don’t like very much -, not “right-wing”, right? …right?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and Alex Stein #sexist #racist

On the show, Stein noted that he was from Texas and Greene is in Georgia, and described his behavior towards Ocasio-Cortez as "Southern hospitality"[…]

…so shamelessly lusting over a woman who is a stranger to you (and IIRC married) is your idea of hospitality? Such Christian decency, much family values…

SarahRose #dunning-kruger #pratt

@Croquemitaine #135597

Fun fact: “Baramin” is complete failure at ancient Hebrew along the lines of “Romanes eunt domus” - does not speak well about their qualifications even at Bible lore, doesn’t it?

Actually, “kind” is English for “species” (and indeed, in German, species and the German equivalent of kind are synonymous is the context of biology). After all, the Systema Naturae predates The Origin of Species by 124 years. Linnean taxonomy was not invented on the assumption of Darwinism (see: Cladistics), but rather, analysing the patterns of biodiversity inescapably leads to the conclusion of evoltuion from common descent.

Also, it is interesting that they put the “kind” consistently at the traditional rank of the family. A fairly low level of taxonomy that is not anywhere deep enough to not be obviously related to anything else for the most part, but still too deep to not often require far more evolution than creationists should be comfortable with, and in any case far too numerous for the stupid box story…
…but then, it’s not as if any other taxonomic rank actually fits what Creationism would require. Almost as if Creationism is not true at all…

MuddyBuddy #conspiracy

ex-Planned Parenthood clinic director Abby Johnson #fundie #wingnut

On the contrary, the Bible seems to be very firmly advocate for parents to have absolute power over their children, even over their life, just as the Creator is considered to have the authority to do whatever He wants to His creations.<

Aero #transphobia

We are already biologically predisposed to be repulsed by any attempt made to blur (or outright eliminate) the differences between male and female, to the point where eve[n putting on clothing intended for the opposite sex will trigger that fear/disgust response.

Who is “we”? Also, [citation needed] on that last point, considering that clothing, and especially gender-specific clothing styles, are something completely cultural.

Padraig Martin #elitist #sexist #racist #fundie

The eighteen-year-old female who is in-love with herself and the latest heartthrob has the same vote as I do -

an old yet unwise and close-minded man even more in love with himself and his Mary Sue imaginary friend from someone else’s fiction.

Robert Stacy McCain #biphobia #homophobia #fundie

You know, the way how fundies see sexual orientation purely about actual sexual activity - and thus, something you actively chosse -, rather than attraction (not just physical, but also emotional!) makes me wonder how many of them are, unawarely or denyingly, one or more of the following:
- some degree of bisexual
- some degree of asexual/aromantic
- so messed up by their attitudes towards sexuality and/or romance that they cannot acknowledge their attractions themselves