TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Earnestly Contending for the Faith #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Bible believing Christianity

I guess maybe I shouldn’t be so annoyed when I see those words, since I’m an atheist, but that really does tick me off. I suppose it’s the former Christian in me coming out? “Christian” and “Bible-believing” (or at least New Testament-believing, I guess) should be synonymous, right? When someone uses that phrase, they’re basically saying “those people who call themselves Christians but don’t believe the exact same thing I do, because that’s TOTALLY 100% THE CORRECT VERSION and I’m absolutely positive of that, aren’t really Christians.” Kinda extremely insulting to those people, ain’t it?

MTG #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Mr New York Insider #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon #ufo

33% of double jabbed people will be turned into zombies.

Hmm, how does the math work out there if I’m “triple jabbed,” with the two shots and the booster? Do flu shots count too, since I got one of those not too long ago? I guess I’m basically a zombie already, right? lol

Lauren Witzke #sexist #wingnut

When the “red wave” that many thought would sweep Republicans into power across the nation in the midterm elections failed to materialize

Totally irrelevant comment here, but Red Wave would be an awesome name for some sort of pop or energy drink, lol. The company that made it could also produce a Blue Wave flavor, just to show they are non-partisan.

anothergclesbian & SecondSkin #transphobia

the so called "lgb/t" networks

“So called” by who? I’ve never before seen anyone use a slash in the “LGBT” abbreviation.

Lev #ufo #magick #conspiracy #crackpot

Not once, DNI narrated quantum spheres that Co-Creators have set for each person. They operate in the range from 0.8 Hz to 821 Hz.

I’m not sure what in the hell he’s exactly talking about there, but for what it’s worth, I looked it up, and I guess “they,” whoever they are, operate (operate what?) up to a slightly flat G#5. 0.8 Hz would be below the range of human hearing, so that would be one hell of a vocal range, lol

Rep. Benny Abante (Manila, 6th District) #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia

"If, therefore, we seek to ‘grant’ and/or ‘protect’ rights to homosexuals, bisexuals, transgenders and queers, in the spirit of justice, equity and fair play, we must also ‘grant’ and/or ‘protect’ rights to heterosexuals who are the actual and direct creations of God," he wrote

Hmm OK, he’s basically saying that LGBT people weren’t created by God? Uh, I’m pretty sure the Bible says otherwise.

“For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible” Collosians 1:16

Also, fun fact: God created evil! “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.” Isaiah 45:7

Pastor Eli James #racist #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Maurene Watson #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

Excuse me, waiter? You got my order mixed up with someone else’s, I didn’t order the word salad.

Judy Byington #wingnut #conspiracy #magick

Why would “they” need to hide 5G transmitters, anyway? There’s cell towers like all over the damn place, ya know. It’s not like 5G was some “secretly implemented thing” either, I remember hearing about for years before it was ever a thing.

Elon Musk #wingnut #dunning-kruger #god-complex

OK, whatever. Hey, if nothing else, I guess we can look forward to more Trump tweets being quoted on this very site, because I’m just sure, no matter what, he’s gonna say some wacky shit.

Teri Wade #conspiracy #ufo #wingnut #magick #crackpot

Ben Garrison #wingnut

I thought Herschel Walker’s been criticized just as much, if not more, for WHAT he’s said than HOW he’s said it. Personally, I miss the days when I only knew him as “that running back who helped turn a team into an NFL dynasty…by being traded AWAY from them.” (not really HIS fault, I guess, but kinda funny still IMO)

@BarbaraFmHarlem & @acoz47 #wingnut

@Croquemitaine #147717

Murder of actual people is pro-life?

Like George Carlin said, pro-life really means pro BIRTH.

America First Legal #transphobia

Last night, America First Legal (AFL) secured a massive victory for its clients and for doctors across the United States

Hmm, it doesn’t seem like they care too much about whether it was a “massive victory” or not for the patients…..

Alberto Buela #wingnut #conspiracy

Progressivism, that senile disease of old ideologies

Wait, isn’t that like the exact opposite of progressivism???

Edit: I mean the opposite of what progressivism actually literally is, not what some right-wingers like this will try to say it is. To quote from Wikipedia: “As a political movement, progressivism purports to advance the human condition through social reform based on advancements in science, technology, economic development, and social organization” Yeah….that doesn’t sound like “old ideologies” to me….

Kerry Cassidy #wingnut #conspiracy #magick #crackpot

The block chain evidence collected by Space Force from the 2020 Election and the 2022 Midterms (and the primaries)

Why would the Space Force (or any other military branch, for that matter) be collecting supposed evidence about elections?

Anonymous #dunning-kruger #elitist #fundie #sexist

I don’t know about succubi, but I’d seriously fuck one of the demonesses from the “Xanth” series of books. That is, if she either has good intentions towards me, or I could somehow get her to marry me. (since according to Xanth lore, when people (human or otherwise lol) get married, they share their souls, and demons have no soul, so then she’d get half my soul)

Just trust me, I guess…it all makes sense if you’ve read the books, lol

Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia

James Bond was modeled on Ainsworth-Davis

Uh, OK, I ain’t saying Wikipedia is the source for everything, but….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspirations_for_James_Bond

There’s a whole article devoted to the topic and not one mention of the guy. Honestly, it sounds like James Bond was kind of a mish-mash of various people Fleming knew and even some other fictional characters.

Judy Byington/SGAnon #conspiracy #wingnut #ufo #crackpot #mammon

President Trump Will Make a Special Announcement on Nov. 15 2022

The only thing I’m aware of that Trump announced yesterday was that he is indeed running for President in 2024. That surprised absolutely NOBODY, so I don’t think that that should qualify as a “Special Announcement,” really.

Unnamed Queensland Police Service officers in Brisbane #wingnut #racist #psycho

Stefan from Germany #wingnut #conspiracy

Because this is the number one topic in Germany.

I don’t even know if what he’s talking about is a big deal in Germany or not, but is it really “the number one topic”? How would you measure such a thing anyway? Or does he really just mean “this is the thing going on in Germany that I particularly care about”?

Jon Voight #conspiracy #wingnut

Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin #wingnut #fundie #sexist

So you admit you can’t win in a fair democratic election. I guess at least that’s better than the people who say that any time the Republicans lose, it’s because of cheating.

Dr. Vernon Coleman #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

various commenters #wingnut #racist

just the fact that there exists a guy who named himself “Nature and Race”, holy crap. OK he can kiss my ass to be honest.

Khalid Salman #fundie #homophobia

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Michele Blair #transphobia

Sounds like you didn’t recognize that your kid was trans. Sounds like crappy parenting to me.

speculareffect #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Does this guy’s keyboard not work correctly? “The ]ew”? Dafuq? Is he playing a game of Scrabble and has the one J and wants to save it cus it could potentially get him a high score later? (hey it’s worth 8 points, after all)

Family Of Taygeta - One of Many, Many of One - Pleiadian Collective via Neioh #crackpot #ufo #magick

GYEORGOS CERES HATONN COMMANDER IN CHIEF via Anne Bellringer #ufo #magick #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex

HATONN: I AM EXACTLY WHO I SAY THAT I AM

Eminem did that one already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQvteoFiMlg

Incidentally, tho, wow, I didn’t realize that was gonna be a censored version. They didn’t censor the line some guy at the start says about how he’s “rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin”….but they totally censor the line where he’s talking about “sitting back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag” lol.

BUT I guess I really have nothing to complain about, cuz the “dirty version” is readily available, it seems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8E3Dh-gfhM

Bernadette Repisky #wingnut

We tried statesmanship. We tried propriety.

Excuse me? When the fuck did that happen? Certainly not in the time Trump was in office!

Donald J Trump & various commenters #wingnut

1800 dead over here from the jab, but how can that be when i hear 5-6 ambulances a DAY?

That’s the same kind of “logic” that was used by the people who said stuff like “I don’t see as many Biden bumper stickers as Trump ones, so the election must have been stolen!”

drkineildwicks #crackpot #fundie #quack

Every time the Bible discusses scientific points, the Bible discusses them accurately

Ha! You mean the Bible that says that insects have four legs (Leviticus 11:20) or that pi is 3? (1 Kings 7:23) And that’s not even getting into all the ways Genesis is completely bullshit…

Lovehunter #sexist

Women get less attractive after 25 or 30

I think I've said this before here, but the woman who I had my longest serious relationship with, I met her when I was 27 and she was 36. I always thought she was quite pretty.... like 100% my type, if you know what I mean, lol. Eventually, tho, she did show me some pictures of her from when she was a teenager. And I gotta say, honestly, I wouldn't have found her attractive if I had met her then.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

Do these people ever stop to think that just maybe one possible reason for the "Mandela effect" is that people often don't remember stuff accurately? Why is that just not even a possibility in their minds?

Silly example maybe, of something that happened to me.... I had this memory for years, that my dad won a motorcycle for some reason at his work when I was a kid. I asked my mom about that kinda recently, it just turned out that I was mixing up two things that happened right around the same time. He had a motorcycle for a minute because someone owed him money and gave him that instead (I remember him riding it a few times and promptly selling it lol), and at the same time, he did get some sort of bonus from work.

Gregoire de Fournas (MP National Rally) #racist

He "obviously spoke about the migrants transported in boats by the NGOs," Le Pen tweeted.

OK, I admit I'm no expert on French politics, not in the least...but holy crap, this "far right MP" literally said "go back to Africa" to a black man? And Le Pen is defending him for that??

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick #quack

We will be cartoon like characters similar to the Simpsons
Simpsons = sons of simulation!

D'oh!

Pat Stedman #sexist #psycho

What if I want to wear them because I don't want any "Princes of Rhye" to happen, lol

Judy Byington #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Please Pray for President Trump, his Family, Team and Nearest Circle

Well, I’m an atheist who never was a big fan of Trump even before he was a politician, so nope, I don’t think so.

Nifty62 #fundie

The dinosaurs were probably long dead before Adam and Eve came on the scene.

Uh, isn’t that totally contrary to what the Bible says, though?

Southern Sons Active Club #racist

"pro-white"? Really?? A TV station actually calls it that? Wow.

Got Questions Ministries #fundie #homophobia #biphobia

<@KeithInc.> #146249

I found Elvira attractive long before she revealed her lesbian relationship.

Man, I think any guy who’s around my age (45 at the moment) totally found Elvira attractive, lol :D

Paul White Gold Eagle #magick #ufo #crackpot

Dmitry Evstafiev #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

So Russians are Klingons now? “Perhaps today is a good day to die?”

@Rex_Landy #transphobia

As a guy who works at a job where he regularly cleans mens and womens restrooms and has worked many other jobs where I’ve done so, I seriously doubt most people would want to “root around” in there. Sure, I guess you’d get the occasional weird pervert possibly (whether transgender or not), but that’s few and far between in my experience, as in almost unheard of. I don’t enjoy “rooting around” in restrooms and I’m actually getting PAID to do it! lol

Lev #magick #ufo #conspiracy #elitist

Margarita Simonyan, head of the russian state news agency RT #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #homophobia #psycho #racist #transphobia #wingnut

The world is at a dead-end—first and foremost, in terms of values.

That can be read as “Waaaah, not as many people agree with me as they used to!!”

John de Nugent #crackpot #racist #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

Hmm…OK, so John is apparently immune to all this chemtrail-induced cowardice, then? How’s that work, if it’s affecting so many other people? Or was he already such a badass that even after the chemtrails’ effects, he’s still the biggest badass left?