There's all sorts of improper sexual desires, and improper desires, in general.
And who decides what’s improper and what isn’t? You!? Why the hell should I care what a hateful piece of crap like you wants? To me it’s rather simple, is the act “safe, sane, and consensual”? That’s all you should ask.
Not all our thoughts, desires, impulses, and inclinations are right, and good.
Again, define “good”. Because “good” is a HIGHLY subjective term.
If I remember correctly, however, I think I gave you a way out. But you have to want out. […] It costs you nothing, but your sin. He will give you Heaven in exchange for your sin! Why would you pass that up?
Oh, I don’t know… Maybe because there is no proof that heaven, hell, god, and especially sin are even real things. You are, in essence, demanding we pay you real money for a placebo meant to cure an imaginary disease. Why the hell would anyone sane do that?
Yes, I said it. You proselytizing fundies are just as bad, if not worse, than snake-oil salesmen.
You will be reborn, and adopted into God's family as a son.
You meant the same son God had abandoned to be tortured to death!? Yeah, no thanks. I’ll take my chances with hell.
Besides, Norse mythology (which is much more awesome BTW) says that I just need to die an honorable warrior’s death to enter Valhalla (which sounds like a much more amusing afterlife than boring old heaven). Explain to me why I should take your beliefs over those?