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Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Yes, because Trump did not JUST say the “election was rigged” (without ANY evidence whatsoever), but also because he TRIED TO RIG IT HIMSELF BEFOREHAND and because he STOLE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS!

Frankly, the way fundies talk about the Bible it almost sounds like it’s a holy(er) version of the Necronomicon (as in, it’s a supernatural, eternal, & indestructible tome with unimaginable powers and knowledge) written by God Himself directly at the dawn of time using black hole matter as ink on pages made of quantum foam and wrapped in a cover made of a neutron star, and then spread out amongst the humans/mortals to uplift us. When in reality it was still a regular book of parables written by various humans thousands of years ago, and went to various revisions over the years. Primitive humans that were still as flawed and dumb as most modern-day people.

My point being that even IF God is real, omniscient, and is infallable, the people who wrote the Bible are most certainly NOT omniscient or infallable.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

Come back once you’ve studied astrophysics for at least as long as Hawking did, dumbass. Until then I won’t believe your word over any of the actual specialists.

Brittney Heimbigner and Jake Heimbigner #fundie

it was noted the couple will be able to try to convince the judge they should not get any jail time at sentencing

Wow. Then how sorry are these jerks for almost letting their child die?

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

No one deserves to be silenced for voicing their views and beliefs.

Oh, really? I suppose that means Musk should unban anyone banned for using the terms “trans” and “cis” and such, right?

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

And why should ANYONE care what your message is, Miss Gazpacho? Have you ever done ANYTHING useful for your country whatsoever? And constantly bitching about how “Trump-senpai is treated unfairly” does not count for reasons that should be obvious to thinking people.

No, serious question, has MTG EVER done anything noteworthy during her time in the government? Or is she just wasting taxpayer money by simply existing?

@yorkshire_terf & @AthenasWrench #transphobia

Calling out a bigot on their bigotry is not bigotry by itself, ya cunts! Seriously, why are you so obsessed with being hateful TERFs? Why do you insist on having that hatred for transpeople define who you are?

Order of The Black Sun #homophobia #fundie

I myself do not hate the LGBTQ community, however I am against it

Distinction without a difference, smartass.

Leviticus 20:13 ~ If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them

And what about “If a woman lies with a female as with a man”? You hypocrites are conveniently always silent about lesbians, aren’t ya?

Yet again, I want to clarify, I love everyone I just disagree with a lot of them.

“I’m not racist, BUUUUUT…”

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

women need to surrender to a loving man in order to have a satisfying orgasm.

…You know what, fine. Assuming that is true (it isn’t) then “loving” is still a key word here. And frankly, I don’t know about you, but to most sane people a misogynistic jerk who thinks his wife is his slave/property is anything BUT “loving”.

So, yeah, even on that front you failed.

Also, I happen to like strong women. Not muscular per se, but strong in various meanings.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…Is this supposed to be read like this or am I merely too sober to get it?

Archangel Raziel via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #conspiracy

I am Archangel Raziel

Congratu-effing-lations! However, unless you mean you are a giant angel/catgirl waifumon then frankly I don’t care in the slightest.

(Just FYI, I know Raziel is an actual angel name, but I just wanted to show how little I give a frack about Erena or Galaygirl or the others’ constant LARPing…)

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

@AthenasWrench & @LoveHerMadly #transphobia

How did we reach the point of anyone taking TERFs seriously? Is it all in that twisted word "feminist"? Because the correct term (here) is "bigot".

In all seriousness, I’ve said it countless times before but TERFs like Athena’s Wretch are less feminist than I am. To me, feminism means “men and women (or all genders) are equals”. To TERFs, feminism means “cis women have a duty to hate on everything born with a Y chromosome”.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

I'll always be a NO vote on amnesty.

…Okay then. So explain why you want Trump to pardon himself for TREASON!?

various commenters #wingnut #fundie

Ye (formerly Kanye West) states "America is a Christian Country" and calls for Alex Jones to be reinstated on twitter.

…Well, all the MORE reasons NOT to reinstate Alex Jones the Infowars guy. If the ~~artist~~ douche formerly known as Kanye supports anyone, it’s a red flag for that person.

EDIT: I’m aware that Kanye may be mentally ill, and that calling him a douche may be excessive, but I disagree. He had every chance to get professional help but instead went completely down the rabbit hole.

Cynthia #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

@Croquemitaine #174057

Dammnit, you figured me out! Ehm, not to worry, can you please look at this… pen I’m holding? FLASH The flash of light you saw in the sky was most definatly NOT an all-powerful, galaxy-destroying machine-god. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

President Trump is dominating!

Sorry for the brain bleach, but…

MTG: Yes!!!! Dominate me harder, Trump-daddy!! HARDER!!! Make me your sow!!!

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

They weren’t “peaceful protesters” and you KNOW it!! They were carrying weapons and built a gallow to hang Pence and others from!! They caused deaths and vandalized the interior of the Capitol building!! They were out for blood because the democracy simply did its job and they didn’t like that!!!

Even IF the election was falsified they lost ALL sympathies by attemting a friggin’ COUP isntead of actually peacefully protesting!!!

Seriously, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!!!

Cynthia #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

All created out of the imagination of AI

…Wut? Are we the spawn of V’ger or something?

The truth is we live under a firmament. Created by GOD ALMIGHTY.

Let me ask you moronic, flat-earth creationists the same thing I’ve asked several times before; what is more proof of “GOD ALMIGHTY’s” supposed divinity and greatness? A single mud ball of a world populated by barely-intelligent apes constantly throwing shit at each other, only 6,000 years old, with nothing beyond that, OR an infinite, billion-years old cosmos filled with millions of galaxies, each containing billions of stars, all with unimaginable wonders and different forms of life all flourishing?

Not to mention that “GOD ALMIGHTY” apparently needed 6 whole days to create said single mud ball of a world, when in reality a single, random gamma ray burst at the wrong time at the wrong place could undo ALL of that work in an instant and nobody but us would notice. Seems to me there are things out there greater than “GOD ALMIGHTY”…

Unidentified shooter #homophobia #psycho

Another LGBTQ+ supporter is tragically assaulted. This time to the death.

So, LGBTQ+ phobes, who are the opressed minority again?

Anglo Southern #fundie

s Christianity true?

If it is, then PROVE IT. Quoting Bible verses like a braindead parrot does not count, obviously.

Are other religions false?

Only as much as Christianity is.

Do other religions lead people to eternal damnation?

I have my own opinions on the (frankly dumb, sadistic, and immoral) concept of “eternal damnation” , but let me ask you something else. What if Norse Myths are actually true, and YOU’re going to freeze in the cold depths of Helheim forever because you didn’t die a glorious, honorable death in battle?

Should other religions be tolerated publicly?

In a sense. See, religions are like penises. No, really. It’s okay to have one, it’s okay to be proud of it, but you shouldn’t wave it around in public and you CERTAINLY shouldn’t shove it down people’s throats.

@Dwayne88 #wingnut #conspiracy

Oh, care to say what basic needs you are supposedly losing?

Also, the only Nazis here are Putin and his bootlickers, like YOU.

Anatoly Torkunov, Vyacheslav Nikonov and Sergey Devyatov #wingnut #conspiracy

Abigail Jo Shry #psycho #racist

But remember, they’re NOT insurrectionists or domestic terrorists! They’re just “true patriotic Americans” who love democracy! /s

woodchip #wingnut #conspiracy

Trump is going to get re-elected and the rotting bag of oatmeal will not get back in.

…Wait, now I’m confused. Do you want Trump to be POTUS again or do you want him kicked out?

@NightwatchN8 #wingnut #conspiracy

You know, you Qtardic StormTrumpers keep blaming the “Deep State” for everything, but frankly if the Deep State is Trump’s arch enemy, it does not make the Deep State look like monsters. Rather, it makes the Deep State look like the lesser evil at worst. Think about that.

Frankly, I’d still rather have a conspiracy council of Satanists secretly ruling the world than have something like Trump being the sole, undisputed autocrat for life of the USA.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

…MTG, the sad & disturbing reality is that under ex-President Trump, America First WAS just a slogan. Because to Donald Trump, all that truly came first and only was Trump himself. Everything else didn’t even have the honor of coming second, it could all just rot for all Trump cared.

various commenters #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia

The German people loved Hitler.

No, the Nazis loved Hitler. Huge difference. Germany was just the first country Hitler and his Nazi loyalists conquered.

I mean, the fact that most of the proud, blatant Nazis keep living in the USA and in Russia and such these days proves that they aren’t synonymous with “german”.

various commenters #wingnut #quack

Dr. Anthony Fauci attacked those who refused the COVID-19 injections, calling them a “real danger.”

The truth stings, doesn’t it?

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

Put your ego down and fight for our freedoms and our country!!

Alright then. You and Trump first, Miss Gazpacho.

It’s not about us.
It’s about the people.

Hahahahahahaha… Oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Seriously though, MTG, it’s all ONLY about YOU and Trump. You are the least concerned about “the people”.

Andrew Anglin #wingnut #dunning-kruger #crackpot

Look, not trying to be an insensitive douche myself, but if you ask me that USA soldier is getting what he deserves. If he really is THAT unbelievably stupid and/or emotionally immature to defect to friggin’ North Korea just because he had a scuffle with the police in South Korea, and in the process causing an international incident, then maybe the smart thing is to let him suffer the consequences.

Nick Miceli, Mum of boyz #fundie #transphobia

@Admiralkizaru #173501

True, it’s a more complicate issue than some might think, I agree. But that all goes out of the window when the transphobes refuse to acknowledge the nuance and just scream “DEATH TO MEN DISGUISED AS WOMEN!!!!!!”

@AthenasWrench #transphobia

Women aren’t being erased, you lying cunt. For as many transwomen exist, as many transmen exist. For as many cismen exist, as many ciswomen exist. And all of that is up to the individual. Nobody’s forcing a cisman to become a transwoman! But you lying bitches are forcing transwomen to become cismen!

various commenters #transphobia

Yeah, and "negro" is Latin for black. Words take on meaning within contexts.

True, BUT you transphobes are acting like we’re allways saying the cureword version of “negro”, even if for example we’re talking about a place called “montenegro”.

Plus, Cis is NOT a racial slur and it has never ever been one. I’m cisgendered and I’m not offended by calling myself that. I simply use that term to make it clear I’m not a transgendered person sometimes.

I'm atheist, so I don't believe anybody has a gender-soul

…That’s a non-sequitor. First of all, atheism does not exclude the belief in spiritualism. Secondly, even if athiests don’t believe in souls, that has nothing to do with any of this. I’m an atheist and I can accept that transgendered people are a thing because I’m not an obstinate asshole.

The Last Reformation (TLR) and Rev. Torben Sondergaard #fundie #ableist #quack #conspiracy

a controversial religious group that says it can "free" people of autism, cancer and homosexuality

Well, I can believe they believe that. After all, a cancer patient commiting euthanasia is also “freeing” himself…

Seriously, FUCK THESE ASSHOLES WITH A RUSTY PIPE UP THEIR COLON!!!!!

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

Why would President Trump have to debate the other candidates?

Oh, if that’s the case, why bother with elections at all? Just outright anoint Trump tomorrow as the God Emperor of the USA for Life, right? Who cares about that silly thing as the constitution and such… As long as Trump and MTG want it, everything else can be damned.

we’ve already lived his policies

Yeah, and it was a living NIGHTMARE even for those outside of the USA.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

Oh, shut up MTG. Biden actually IS allowing the government to investigate his own son’s illegal activities and it’s still not good enough for you StormTrumper assholes. I mean, Trump wouldn’t have given anyone that courtesy, he would have just (incompetently) swept it all under the rug and silenced and bribed anyone who even remotely looked at it. And you would have applauded Trump for that!

The sheer double standards!

Donald J Trump & various commenters #wingnut

Give me Freedom or give me Death

…Your proposal is more than acceptable, Orange Jerk.

various commenters #wingnut #crackpot #pratt

Fascism is a form of socialism

You know, I’ve seen that inane belief thrown around more often lately. It’s weird, you’d think they’d be proud of their fascism…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Brian Niemeier #fundie #ufo #mammon #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #173269

Frankly, as much as being literal speck of nothing in the infinitesimal cosmos may be frightening on an existential level, and being a mere "footnote in a text one could not even leaf through in a star's life cycle” (at best) is humbling, I’d still prefer that over the idea that ALL of existence is just our little dirtball of a world, with NOTHING beyond that, and that we primitive, shit-throwing apes are the only “intelligence” there is and that our sole purpose of existing is to be the entertainment of a narcissistic cosmic horror…

Besides, as the Vulcans believe, IDIC; Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. I personally find that idea to be beautiful.

P.S.: Should an actual Angel somehow appear before these arrogant fundies, I’d more like to imagine that, instead of praising them for being the “single most important, most loyal, most special snowflake in all of God’s myriad eyes”, they say something like “Even in the hummingbird heartbeat of your recorded time, you are an ~~exceptional~~ footnote in a text one could not even leaf through in a star's life cycle, so I invite you to contemplate how quickly my eyes gloss over you.” and then just move on.

JonFreeman #wingnut #racist #dunning-kruger

@Skyknight #173287

I don’t think they did. They just clarified that the Imperium are just as bad as the rest and not any better simply because they’re human-centric. Though, if you ask me, the Tau are probably the closest to a “lighter shade of black” in the entire setting.

Mossadgynist #fundie #homophobia #racist #transphobia

“Mossadgynist”… Uhm, pretty sure that term does not mean what you think it does.

JonFreeman #wingnut #racist #dunning-kruger

You know what, fine, you can call us “Libs” Orks all you want. At least I’m not pretending the Imperium of Man(*) is a goal worth striving to. Certainly not when Games Workshop came out and clarified that they are NOT the good guys in the setting to avoid any further “misaimed fandom”.

(*)A truly xenophobic, autocratic, theocratic, warmongering, dystopian dictatorship.

@Bastethotep #173265

I wish I could give that comment more than one star, it was pretty funny (and accurate).

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 #conspiracy #wingnut

You know, I truly believe in freedom of speech and always being polite and talking things out instead of resorting to violence/censoring and make love not hate all that other hippie stuff…

That being said, can someone PLEASE get this lying, annoying, fear-mongering, hate-mongering, fascist DUMB Bitch to shut up by now!? Seriously the only thing MTG seems to love more than the sound of her own voice is the thought of Trump-senpai noticing her…