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Ken Graves and KENT BONDE #wingnut #conspiracy

This whole thing reminds me about how trumpists wondered why sane americans weren’t worshipping Biden like they did for their senpai. Or how creationists try to make Darwin personally look bad, not understanding that he isn’t the “evolutionist version” of Jesus…

Yet another great example of “evil cannot comprehend good”.

See, fundies, we sane people don’t NEED to worship Zelenskyy as a “pure good messiah” just to understand that Putin is NOT a “good guy” due to the atrocities he keeps commiting to innocent civilians. Both Ukrainian and Russian.

I mean, if Putin really cared about the Russian people he wouldn’t be forcibly conscripting massess of them as cannon fodder for a pointless war. Not would he give countless horrible convicts full pardons if they just murder the Ukrainian people first.

Elvis Dunderhoff #homophobia

A world where penises will be inserted exclusively into vaginas, and no other holes

So, what? Oral sex is illegal but handjobs or boobjobs are still allowed?

various commenters #wingnut

It’s easy to be pro- choice when your not the one being murdered

It’s easy to be anti-abortion when you’re not the one being knocked up with a dangerous internal parasite by a rapist

Adolf Sneedler #fundie #racist #homophobia

…You know, as an atheist I obviously don’t outright believe in heaven or hell. And even if there is some kind of afterlife, I doubt it’s exactly like any one religions predicts.

That being said, jerks like the OP make me wish I’m wrong here, and there are afterlives that sort between the assholes like them and the decent folks.

Ruby Franke #fundie #psycho

…WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

…I- I- I just can’t.

Dr Jordan B Peterson #wingnut #racist

Evil camouflages itself
Eternally in the cloak of goodness

Oh, is that why so many fundies think/thought Trump was the second coming of Christ?

Moon Goddess Hina via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…You know, I was thinking of mocking this like the always do, but at this point are we 100% sure Galaxygirl isn’t just some shizophreniac in desparate need of professional help? I’m not sure she’s truly sane enough to quote…

Deactivated #transphobia

DarkMatter4763 #transphobia #enbyphobia

Ken Ham #fundie

Why do many atheists rant and rage over what we as biblical creationists believe?

Because you luddite assholes keep forcing your (harmful and factually incorrect) beliefs upon everyone else!

In their worldview, when you die you then won’t even know you ever existed. And eventually from their worldview everything dies anyway, and that’s the end!

Yes, everything dies eventually. That’s a friggin’ fact. But that does not make me (an atheist) also a Nihilist, you know…

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

various commenters #transphobia

Idkawesome #ableist #dunning-kruger

@VeganSemihCyprus33 and That vegan teacher #crackpot

Cool story bro. proceeds to give some meat leftovers to the dog while I contenmplate eating hamburgers tonight or tomorrow

Seriously though, eating meat is not the same as abusing animals, and certainly not the same as being a rapist. Animals eat animals all the friggin’ time; and we humans happen to be omnivores anyway. But leave it to extremist vegans to be blind to reality.

Nature is very cruel, deal with it. And if animals would stop eating each other, the entire ecosystem would collapse.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@Lucilius #174696

Honestly, makes more sense than there actually being someone that dumb and deluded in the government…

Eric Hovind #fundie

This quote reminds me of the one from here, which is an almost identical one from the same moron. Did Hovind feel the need to tweet the same drivel again because people weren’t agreeing enough?

Anyway, why are fundies so convinced the Bible is some sort of supernatural, eternal, & indestructible tome with unimaginable powers and knowledge written by God Himself directly at the dawn of time? When in reality (and nothing in the bible itself contradicts that fact, afaik) it is still a regular book of parables written by various humans a mere thousands of years ago, and went to various revisions and changes over the years. Primitive humans that were still as flawed and dumb as most modern-day people.

I mean, I’m pretty sure even a lot of devout Christians would agree with me on that.

@AthenasWrench #transphobia

Trans is a hate movement.

What, jealous that they are enroaching upon your territory, Athena’s Wretch?

@EndWokeness & Dr Jordan B Peterson #transphobia

The current administration opposes any age limit for gender mutilations or castrations

Obivous fear-monger lies are obvious.

Primary Water Institute #crackpot #conspiracy

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Yes, because Trump did not JUST say the “election was rigged” (without ANY evidence whatsoever), but also because he TRIED TO RIG IT HIMSELF BEFOREHAND and because he STOLE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS!

Eric Hovind #fundie

@Skyknight #174496

Frankly, the way fundies talk about the Bible it almost sounds like it’s a holy(er) version of the Necronomicon (as in, it’s a supernatural, eternal, & indestructible tome with unimaginable powers and knowledge) written by God Himself directly at the dawn of time using black hole matter as ink on pages made of quantum foam and wrapped in a cover made of a neutron star, and then spread out amongst the humans/mortals to uplift us. When in reality it was still a regular book of parables written by various humans thousands of years ago, and went to various revisions over the years. Primitive humans that were still as flawed and dumb as most modern-day people.

My point being that even IF God is real, omniscient, and is infallable, the people who wrote the Bible are most certainly NOT omniscient or infallable.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

Come back once you’ve studied astrophysics for at least as long as Hawking did, dumbass. Until then I won’t believe your word over any of the actual specialists.

Brittney Heimbigner and Jake Heimbigner #fundie

it was noted the couple will be able to try to convince the judge they should not get any jail time at sentencing

Wow. Then how sorry are these jerks for almost letting their child die?

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

No one deserves to be silenced for voicing their views and beliefs.

Oh, really? I suppose that means Musk should unban anyone banned for using the terms “trans” and “cis” and such, right?

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

And why should ANYONE care what your message is, Miss Gazpacho? Have you ever done ANYTHING useful for your country whatsoever? And constantly bitching about how “Trump-senpai is treated unfairly” does not count for reasons that should be obvious to thinking people.

No, serious question, has MTG EVER done anything noteworthy during her time in the government? Or is she just wasting taxpayer money by simply existing?

@yorkshire_terf & @AthenasWrench #transphobia

Calling out a bigot on their bigotry is not bigotry by itself, ya cunts! Seriously, why are you so obsessed with being hateful TERFs? Why do you insist on having that hatred for transpeople define who you are?

Order of The Black Sun #homophobia #fundie

I myself do not hate the LGBTQ community, however I am against it

Distinction without a difference, smartass.

Leviticus 20:13 ~ If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them

And what about “If a woman lies with a female as with a man”? You hypocrites are conveniently always silent about lesbians, aren’t ya?

Yet again, I want to clarify, I love everyone I just disagree with a lot of them.

“I’m not racist, BUUUUUT…”

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

women need to surrender to a loving man in order to have a satisfying orgasm.

…You know what, fine. Assuming that is true (it isn’t) then “loving” is still a key word here. And frankly, I don’t know about you, but to most sane people a misogynistic jerk who thinks his wife is his slave/property is anything BUT “loving”.

So, yeah, even on that front you failed.

Also, I happen to like strong women. Not muscular per se, but strong in various meanings.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…Is this supposed to be read like this or am I merely too sober to get it?

Archangel Raziel via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #conspiracy

I am Archangel Raziel

Congratu-effing-lations! However, unless you mean you are a giant angel/catgirl waifumon then frankly I don’t care in the slightest.

(Just FYI, I know Raziel is an actual angel name, but I just wanted to show how little I give a frack about Erena or Galaygirl or the others’ constant LARPing…)

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

@AthenasWrench & @LoveHerMadly #transphobia

How did we reach the point of anyone taking TERFs seriously? Is it all in that twisted word "feminist"? Because the correct term (here) is "bigot".

In all seriousness, I’ve said it countless times before but TERFs like Athena’s Wretch are less feminist than I am. To me, feminism means “men and women (or all genders) are equals”. To TERFs, feminism means “cis women have a duty to hate on everything born with a Y chromosome”.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

I'll always be a NO vote on amnesty.

…Okay then. So explain why you want Trump to pardon himself for TREASON!?

various commenters #wingnut #fundie

Ye (formerly Kanye West) states "America is a Christian Country" and calls for Alex Jones to be reinstated on twitter.

…Well, all the MORE reasons NOT to reinstate Alex Jones the Infowars guy. If the ~~artist~~ douche formerly known as Kanye supports anyone, it’s a red flag for that person.

EDIT: I’m aware that Kanye may be mentally ill, and that calling him a douche may be excessive, but I disagree. He had every chance to get professional help but instead went completely down the rabbit hole.

Cynthia #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

@Croquemitaine #174057

Dammnit, you figured me out! Ehm, not to worry, can you please look at this… pen I’m holding? FLASH The flash of light you saw in the sky was most definatly NOT an all-powerful, galaxy-destroying machine-god. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

President Trump is dominating!

Sorry for the brain bleach, but…

MTG: Yes!!!! Dominate me harder, Trump-daddy!! HARDER!!! Make me your sow!!!

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

They weren’t “peaceful protesters” and you KNOW it!! They were carrying weapons and built a gallow to hang Pence and others from!! They caused deaths and vandalized the interior of the Capitol building!! They were out for blood because the democracy simply did its job and they didn’t like that!!!

Even IF the election was falsified they lost ALL sympathies by attemting a friggin’ COUP isntead of actually peacefully protesting!!!

Seriously, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!!!

Cynthia #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

All created out of the imagination of AI

…Wut? Are we the spawn of V’ger or something?

The truth is we live under a firmament. Created by GOD ALMIGHTY.

Let me ask you moronic, flat-earth creationists the same thing I’ve asked several times before; what is more proof of “GOD ALMIGHTY’s” supposed divinity and greatness? A single mud ball of a world populated by barely-intelligent apes constantly throwing shit at each other, only 6,000 years old, with nothing beyond that, OR an infinite, billion-years old cosmos filled with millions of galaxies, each containing billions of stars, all with unimaginable wonders and different forms of life all flourishing?

Not to mention that “GOD ALMIGHTY” apparently needed 6 whole days to create said single mud ball of a world, when in reality a single, random gamma ray burst at the wrong time at the wrong place could undo ALL of that work in an instant and nobody but us would notice. Seems to me there are things out there greater than “GOD ALMIGHTY”…

Unidentified shooter #homophobia #psycho

Another LGBTQ+ supporter is tragically assaulted. This time to the death.

So, LGBTQ+ phobes, who are the opressed minority again?

Anglo Southern #fundie

s Christianity true?

If it is, then PROVE IT. Quoting Bible verses like a braindead parrot does not count, obviously.

Are other religions false?

Only as much as Christianity is.

Do other religions lead people to eternal damnation?

I have my own opinions on the (frankly dumb, sadistic, and immoral) concept of “eternal damnation” , but let me ask you something else. What if Norse Myths are actually true, and YOU’re going to freeze in the cold depths of Helheim forever because you didn’t die a glorious, honorable death in battle?

Should other religions be tolerated publicly?

In a sense. See, religions are like penises. No, really. It’s okay to have one, it’s okay to be proud of it, but you shouldn’t wave it around in public and you CERTAINLY shouldn’t shove it down people’s throats.

@Dwayne88 #wingnut #conspiracy

Oh, care to say what basic needs you are supposedly losing?

Also, the only Nazis here are Putin and his bootlickers, like YOU.

Anatoly Torkunov, Vyacheslav Nikonov and Sergey Devyatov #wingnut #conspiracy

Abigail Jo Shry #psycho #racist

But remember, they’re NOT insurrectionists or domestic terrorists! They’re just “true patriotic Americans” who love democracy! /s

woodchip #wingnut #conspiracy

Trump is going to get re-elected and the rotting bag of oatmeal will not get back in.

…Wait, now I’m confused. Do you want Trump to be POTUS again or do you want him kicked out?

@NightwatchN8 #wingnut #conspiracy

You know, you Qtardic StormTrumpers keep blaming the “Deep State” for everything, but frankly if the Deep State is Trump’s arch enemy, it does not make the Deep State look like monsters. Rather, it makes the Deep State look like the lesser evil at worst. Think about that.

Frankly, I’d still rather have a conspiracy council of Satanists secretly ruling the world than have something like Trump being the sole, undisputed autocrat for life of the USA.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

…MTG, the sad & disturbing reality is that under ex-President Trump, America First WAS just a slogan. Because to Donald Trump, all that truly came first and only was Trump himself. Everything else didn’t even have the honor of coming second, it could all just rot for all Trump cared.

various commenters #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia

The German people loved Hitler.

No, the Nazis loved Hitler. Huge difference. Germany was just the first country Hitler and his Nazi loyalists conquered.

I mean, the fact that most of the proud, blatant Nazis keep living in the USA and in Russia and such these days proves that they aren’t synonymous with “german”.

various commenters #wingnut #quack

Dr. Anthony Fauci attacked those who refused the COVID-19 injections, calling them a “real danger.”

The truth stings, doesn’t it?