TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

various commenters #wingnut #quack

They have 2 things going for them, Tucker and Gutfield, that's it.

Oh, I see this quote is from November of last year. LOL, I guess you’re down to one thing going for Faux News now, oops….

Alex Jones #wingnut #conspiracy

Jones made a series of unsupported or false accusations

Well, yeah, at this point, I’d be more surprised if he had anything to say that was actually true. To quote legendary pro wrestling manager/commentator Jim Cornette (who’s probably quoting someone else, but I don’t know who), I wouldn’t trust him if his tongue was notarized.

Phil #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Dead: Hillary, Tesla, Oprah, Chris Cornell, Soros, Prince, Gov. Newsome committed suicide, Robbin Williams,

OK what the flying fuck is with this random list of people? Hillary’s still alive, same for Oprah, Nikola Tesla died a long time ago, and what does “Robbin” Williams have do with anything?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 #conspiracy #wingnut

I’m shocked at this hearing.

I’m honestly shocked at how this person is an elected official in my freaking country.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 #conspiracy #wingnut

There was a conspiracy to cover up Biden’s crimes

Oh yeah, all of his crimes like trying to start an insurrection…..oh wait, that was the last guy.

Nick Fuentes #wingnut #transphobia

Meanwhile, what is celebrated is vulgarity and indecency and crime and obese people and transsexual people.

I’d much rather hang out with vulgar indecent obese “transsexuals” than anyone like Nick.

William Luther Pierce #racist #psycho #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Liberalism is an essentially feminine, submissive world view. Perhaps a better adjective than feminine is infantile

I dunno, I think that says more about what you think about women than anything else…

Ted Cruz #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #crackpot

I’m a liberal leftist sort of person, and you know what effect whatever anyone’s recommendation of how many drinks I should have per day or per week has on me? None whatsoever. Because, ya know, it was a recommendation!!

Oh yeah, and by the way, I’m saying this as I’m finishing my eighth and final beer of the night!

*burps and goes off to bed*

SmhChan #sexist #psycho #racist

Dr Jordan B Peterson #wingnut

Cosmic Convergence Research Group #ufo #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

However, the alien races that have been making continuous contact with the most powerful governments on Earth since World War II are mostly evil aliens from hostile terrestrial civilizations. Only malevolent ETs would ever provide such destructive technologies and advanced sciences to governments that are profoundly and hopelessly wicked.

I read that already, it’s Harry Turtledove’s “Worldwar” series. Lizard aliens (I guess you could very well call them “reptilians” lol) invade Earth in the early stages of WWII with conquest in mind.

Larry Klayman #wingnut #racist

We will then commission established law enforcement and the military to take Biden and his son and his brother into custody if they don’t turn themselves in, and frankly, put them in the slammer

Suuuure you will. Actually go ahead and try, see how that works out for you. I guess just never mind the fact that it’s totally not the military’s job to do any of those kinds of things…

Ray Comfort #fundie

What’s up with the superfluously hyphenated words? “despress-ingly”, “incar-nation”?

I found that very annoy-ing.

Cherie Shelor #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

Men have left the land and placed themselves in factories, shops or some other box. They no longer provide the basic necessities from their own hand.

Yeah, that’s a little thing we have now that’s called, uh, oh I don’t know….modern society??? How do you expect to have a phone or computer or whatever you typed that on, and other people with similar devices that could read those words, if we were all just “living off the land”?

@DarkPhoenix #175299

Because these morons insist that EVERYONE should want to start a family identical to the Cleavers

This person doesn’t even want families to be like the Cleavers. Ward Cleaver was a white-collar professional, which is a bad thing somehow I guess?

Elon Musk #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #god-complex

X (formerly known as Twitter)

Ya know, when people have to include a line about “formerly known as” every time they mention your thing, maybe, JUST maybe, the “rebranding” wasn’t a good idea.

JP/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

After a disturbance affected the temple and sounds were heard from the sarcophagus, the teams withdrew

I assumed these were supposed to be some sort of badass military/government teams or something. Seems like it doesn’t take a lot to scare them away. “A disturbance and sounds? Oh NO!”

l'État souverain de Tayos/King Regis Lucius I #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

@Zinnia #175246

OK, well, I have learned something new today, at least, lol.

Also, now that I think about it, this was probably all originally in French, so maybe I could chalk up some of the weird turns of phrase to a bad translation?

Elvis Dunderhoff #homophobia

A world where penises will be inserted exclusively into vaginas, and no other holes

Who else imagined that being read by Don LaFontaine? Ya know, the famous voiceover guy for all those movie trailers…. “In a world…” lol

l'État souverain de Tayos/King Regis Lucius I #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

in order to force their citizens into a single silo of permissible behavior

Wait, what? A “silo” of….behavior? How does that make any sense, is that some figure of speech I’ve just never heard before?

King Regis Lucius I

OK, now that just cracks me up. “Regis” in Latin means, as you can probably guess, “king” or “of the king”, so he’s saying he’s “King of the King”? Or “King King”?

(I always have to comment here when someone starts calling themselves a “King” of all a sudden ya know LOL)

various commenters #wingnut #racist

( @Nature_and_Race )
- You can't lose your social media accounts for criticizing White people
- You can't lose your job for criticizing White people

People actually think those things are comparable….

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

When I call the trans movement a cult I mean it in a literal sense.

Yeah, and what Matt Walsh thinks about anything plus 75 cents, you know what that will get you, IMO?

A fresh hot cup of jack squat!

Now excuse my while I go back to my van down by the river, lol

(RIP Chris Farley)

Unocculted Knowledge #ufo #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

At this time, demons would be invoked and strange sex would follow.

Hey, I dunno, kinda sounds like a fun party!

Also, I don’t know, maybe I’m being stupid today or something, but this kinda reminds me of some of those pro wrestling storylines I’ve seen that didn’t make a lot of sense. Who exactly are supposed to be the “faces” and “heels” here? If this was indeed a pro wrestling storyline, I’d have to say it’s getting kinda “overbooked” as the saying goes…

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Coherence is a necessary energetic principle to understand

I don’t understand, because that seems all very INcoherent to me!

Edward Hendrie #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

Steve Lightfoot #conspiracy

Tanner Cartwright #fundie

As one of the Founding Fathers once said…

As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion

Dr Jordan B Peterson #wingnut #racist

Kauryl80 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Dr Jordan B Peterson #wingnut #racist

OK, this is allegedly a smart guy, right? Why is he reducing himself to what looks like bad attempts to write a haiku?

Steve Lightfoot #conspiracy

Bold print government cryptographic codes

OK a few things wrong with that….”cryptographic codes” is kinda redundant. But then, if it’s “cryptographic” how is it in bold print? You’re at least using one of those words wrong.

frankmcd77 #fundie #transphobia #sexist

In all my life I have never seen a woman dress like a drag queen.

OK, then you’re either young and/or have been sheltered. Or are just telling lies. I’m an old fart of 46 years of age, and I’d seen that like, oh I dunno 40 years ago maybe?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene & various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

( Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene )
If you’re under 18 and people are telling you to cut off your breast or have a surgery that turns your penis inside out to make a “vagina” you’re a victim of child abuse.

I’m not saying I’m an expert on such matters, but I’ve heard stories about young transgender people, and it seemed it was more usually a case of them saying they wanted such things, not other people saying they should or somehow pressuring them into it.

Idkawesome #ableist #dunning-kruger

You're not divergent or wrong

Ah, THERE it is. So being “divergent” is synonymous with or akin to being “wrong,” that’s what you’re saying. Yeah, that’s some totally albeist shit right there, I gotta think.

Laura “The ParaNormal Scholar” Rowton #magick

In 2006, a student at the Girlstown boarding school made a Ouija board.

She actually MADE one as opposed to going out and buying one? I have to wonder what that looked like, lol.

I AM A LIGHT BEING #crackpot #magick #ufo

~The Dangers of Activating the Death Star Merkaba~

That’s not too hard to deal with, just target the damn exhaust port. Not much bigger than a womp rat, ya know.

Fifty8 Magazine #ufo #conspiracy

They had a lot of dogma.

The CAT-people had a lot of DOGma? Intentional or not, that gave me a chuckle, at least.

They are not cat people, but humanoids who have catlike qualities.

So….cat-people.

Arizona #racist #fundie

Afreakins

That’s a stupid pun, it doesn’t even sound like much of an insult really. Hell, I now kinda wish I were black, just so I could call myself an “Afreakin-American” lol

@AthenasWrench #transphobia

@EndWokeness & Dr Jordan B Peterson #transphobia

What’s up with his recent posts, or least the ones being quoted here, looking like someone tried to write a haiku but actually had only the vaguest of ideas as to what a haiku actually is?

Saud al-Saadi, Sharif Suleiman and National Communications and Media Commission of Iraq (NCMC) #homophobia #psycho

The amendment would also set a minimum seven-year prison term for "promoting homosexuality," according to the text seen by AFP

Well holy shit, that sounds almost deliberately vague, doesn’t it? What the hell exactly is “promoting homosexuality” even supposed to mean??

Project 2025 #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

There’s one problem I’ve always seen with outlawing pornography: You have to come up with a clear, concise definition of just what pornography IS. Can you?

To quote one of the favorite songs, by the legendary band the Yardbirds…. “then mister you’re better man than I”

Nicholas Veniamin and Maria Benardis #quack #magick #ufo #conspiracy

So, Why Are We Ill?

Speak for yourself, I’m not ill. All things considered, I think I’m in pretty damn good health for my age.

Also, the 5G towers are being converted into Tesla towers so they will all be vibrating on the frequency of 432 hertz which is the energy of agape, unconditional love.

Oh, the 432 hz crap, because OF COURSE, lol. Tho I dunno, a tower vibrating 432 times a second, or any other
number approaching that sounds like something I don’t be anywhere near!

Primary Water Institute #crackpot #conspiracy

JonFreeman #wingnut #dunning-kruger

As far as I can tell, the woke don't have disposable income. I can't tell how many times I've seen someone get offended and say "I was thinking about supporting you, but now I won't."

OK, I don’t know who the hell this guy is or what he posts, but he’s saying things like that are because of the “woke” not having disposable income? No, that sounds more like the “woke” aren’t choosing to dispose of their income to HIM in particular. How is that not the right of anyone, whether “woke” or not? Does he really expect people to support him if they don’t like whatever views he has??

Tho, I think one thing is kinda funny…I’m probably categorized at “woke” by him, and I do support several content creators on Patreon and such….and “woke” would be the last word you’d use to describe any of their content LOL

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

He’s either ignorant, or intellectually dishonest. Maybe some of both.

James Rink, Rainetta Jones #conspiracy #racist #ufo

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Now with this Anti-Anti-Christ Bone Generator™

I still think “bone generator” sounds like something Wayne and Garth from “Wayne’s World” (or for that matter, me in my high school days, lol) would call a very attractive woman. “hey, look at her….she’s a real ‘bone generator’!”

John Whitberg #ufo #conspiracy

OK, I have one problem with this, even if it’s just fiction….they’re talking about “galactic history” and “the true Interstellar Colonial era” but then why is all the action taking place on Earth and Mars? I guess that could be called “galactic” in that it’s all in the same galaxy, but it’s certainly not “interstellar” in any way.

If you want some interstellar sci-fi alternate history, read Harry Turtledove’s “Worldwar” series. Starts out with lizard aliens from a planet orbiting another star invading Earth (which they call Tosev 3) in 1942, with conquest in mind.

Julio Loredo #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

Partisans of gender theory want to destroy natural law

I have said it before, but in my experience, whenever someone starts talking about “natural law,” it’s pretty much a guarantee they’re talking a bunch of bullshit.