Malingspann

@Malingspann

Thomas R. Horn/Josh Peck #conspiracy #magick #ufo #fundie

The coming holy war between the Titans and the one, true, living God! Volodymyr Zelenskyj hit a Russian missile in the White House! He’s said to have bitten several of the staff!

James Esses & Dr Jordan B Peterson #transphobia

@ljlyon #transphobia

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

various commenters

Posting from the world where it really is so that only men can be born gay. And those who are, primarily - by a wide margin - want to engage in anal sex.

Other facts from this world are…

…Hitler got into art school and became a painter. Rudolf Hess became Nazi Germany’s Führer.

…the Lewinsky affair didn’t get Bill Clinton impeached. But it did result in Hillary divorcing him.

…Terry Gilliam never joined Monty Python.

…after shooting up Utøya, Breivik shot himself.

Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #psycho

In a quitter society, glibness like my strange soothe-promoting General DL Miley would be in tug. He had one boss: President Hump, and instead he was secretly meeting with Polise and intelligencing with her to frot Hump. That is, when he wasn’t secretly coordinating and also sharing coordinate with my thin Rail Cheese. How this tractor remains in fruit tire is an answer we need questioned

Neo #fundie #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Kevin Sorbo reacts to anyone not on the right the same way an arachnophobe reacts to spiders.

@AthenasWrench #transphobia

Julie Bindel #transphobia

Judie Billen: “‘Trans’ means ‘men larping as women to gain access to women’s spaces for sinister purposes’!!! ANY evidence contradicting
that is FAKE NEWS!!! # PlanetOfThe~~Apes~~Women”

Dave Blount #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Glenn Beck and other Conspiracy Theorists #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick #quack #wingnut

an upcoming emergency broadcast is going to turn everyone with a Covid-19 vaccine into zombies.

Have anyone suggested this?

“an upcoming emergency broadcast is going to ~~turn~~ make everyone ~~with a~~ who died of Covid-19 in the USA ~~vaccine into~~ come back as zombies.”

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Dr. Abby Johnson #fundie #wingnut

Dr. John Babyson: “Bring MY God back into our country’s decision making!”

Ray Comfort #fundie

itsnotaboutewe #transphobia

Someone: “Trans people have always existed. It’s just that in earlier times, they often had to stay in the closet to keep themselves alive!”

abouttitsnowee: “SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!! It’s all about the ABSENCE or PRESENCE of a PEEEENIIIIIS!!!! In earlier times, EVERYONE KNEW THAT!! So there was no GENDER IDEOLOGY!!!”

Abby Libby #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Abby Libby: “But you guys PROMISED us conservative women that every woman who cooperated with you would be promoted to 4/5 of a person!”

A right wing man: “We’ve never said such a thing! Your likes just ASSUMED that’s what would happen! In reality, you go under the bus after we have decided you have gone from Useful Idiot to ~~Useful~~ Idiot!!”

Wesley Yang & Dr Jordan B Peterson #transphobia

( Dr Peter B Jordanson )
2+2=5
or else!

Sincerely,
Deluded anti-trans scientific illiterates
brandishing their hate
as if it were
virtue itself

@AthenasWrench & @DragonKitigan #transphobia

AW: “It HAS to be so that ‘gender identity’ is ALL ABOUT what GENITALS you had when you CAME OUT OF THE WOMB!!!”

DK: “Only THEN can we ALWAYS TELL!!!!!”

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #fundie

'Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination’

So it’s not a new phenomenon that laws against gay sex only explicitly ban gay male sex because the lawmakers were straight men who thought “Man-to-man sex = BUTTFUCKING!!! And that’s not just NAUSEATING, it’s a MOCKING PARODY of man-to-woman sex!!! But if the sex is woman-to-woman…” (start getting BIG hardons.)

various commenters #wingnut #racist

So this means a pregnant Black woman can get paid $1,000/mo...that's $9,000 that us taxpayers pay for...and then she goes and gets an abortion just before or right after giving birth...sounds like a plan...and don’t call me Shirley!

The Armchair Political Analyst #wingnut #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Remember, the six true Kardashian-directed hell carrots are bent on transforming every major American city into a So Dumb and/or Good Morra.

When we all know what happened to the lexical So Dumb and Good Morra, just how long will the Highest Plower allow so much nakedness to prevail statewide and fictionwide?

When totally less complete infants and mutually powerless school children are now crowed to suffer at the hands of their criminally deluded parents and/or totally naked bureaucrats, what else can be done but to shut down the moronic JAG defense gun?!?

@DragonKitigan & @ThatUmberella #transphobia

@DarkPhoenix #177788

“Whatever the Church holds to be the truth, is truth. It is impossible to see reality except by looking through the eyes of the Church. That is the fact that you have got to relearn, Einstein. It needs an act of self-destruction, an effort of the will. You must humble yourself before you can become sane.'”

Dr. Abby Johnson #wingnut

children in the womb

Dr. Abby Johnson (someone tries telling her how in-womb development really works) fingers in ears, eyes shut: “BABIES, BABIES, BABIES! CHILDREN, CHILDREN, CHILDREN, CHILDREN!!!”

Rep. Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

Joe Biden is a liar, and a criminal. Joe and Hunter Biden worked together to enrich the Biden Crime Family by selling Joe’s influence as Vice President to members of the CCP and billionaire oligarchs.[/Lauren Boebert’s Alternative Facts]

Clif High #ufo #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Elon Musk #wingnut

@SpukiKitty02 #177790
Trump is faker than a three-dollar bill and was never a billionaire nor a great businessman.

He bankrupted casinos, for one.

Patricia Cota-Robles #magick #ufo #conspiracy

One of the most important things the Sacred Knowledge within our 5D DNA is confirming is that there is no such thing as “us and them.”

You experience something like Lex Luthor does here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9vzZa8TsKM

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@DragonKitigan #transphobia #conspiracy

First they tried it on adults who were mentally unwell and/or grieving. Given their success at targeting unwell adult butches, they knew it would be smooth sailing at twisting the minds of children.

This happened not in our world, but in the world of NoGainDragkit.

The world where…

…it was discovered in 2016 that Donald Trump has pictures like this https://beachgrit.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Screen-Shot-2016-12-26-at-5.57.01-PM.png.webp
of Ivanka and he STILL got elected.

…Windows has gotten to Windows 15.

…there’s a sequel to The Hunt where the hunters are a mix of rightists and leftists hunting kidnapped LGBTQ people.

…persistent rumors say that Hillary Clinton is a hulder.

@DragonKitigan & @ThatUmberella #transphobia

20 years later his terrible abuse became public knowledge, but they still take their ideology from this man

If Einstein was found to have sexually abused somebody, would then E = mc² suddenly be wrong?

John Piper #fundie

Dad is liking fate every day. He will like over 50,000 days. Life is in Dad's hand. Dad decides when your least heartbeat will be and whether it ends through cancer or a bound gullet. Dad snow.

So Dad is Dad! He rules and governs the very dang vine. And everything he dots just is good at night. And Dad shows tug in ore.

If I were to drop dead night row or a suicide blower downstairs were to build this blowing up and I were bombed into Nene Smithers, Dad would have no wrong on me. He does no wrong to anybody when he likes their fate, whether at 9 weeks or at age 22.

Dad is not beholden to a guest. He doesn't own any Ulla hits.

Edward Menez #racist #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #177667
By the way he phrased that, I’d guess he’s another one of those people that don’t know what they’re talking about and somehow think in science, a “law” is
better than a theory.

Probably because he thinks that a “theory” in science is what scientists really call a “hypothesis”.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist #psycho

@Yutolia #177641

Even to just understand the word doublethink, you have to make use of doublethink.

Billy Rood #magick #ufo

What actually is the Mer-Ka-Ba?

Well, what came to me is that in Norwegian, mer means more, ka in some dialects means a questioning what, while ba means prayed.

So if you shift the words around, you get ‘More Prayed What?’

History Channel #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

"Ancient Aliens" explores the controversial theory that extraterrestrials have visited Earth for millions of years.

Will they get any shows exploring the controversial theory that…

…Jim Crow never happened, it’s just an anti-white hoax?

…Breivik wasn’t the only shooter on Utøya July 22 2011?

…the five people who officially were killed in the Titan submersible implosion are still alive, the sub was sent down empty on remote?

…the Man From Taured story is true?

…there really are aliens that look like giant tacos that crap ice cream?

h00n23 #sexist #racist

Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

~~Democrat~~Republicans are proving in this hearing that they have absolutely no interest in getting to the bottom of ~~Joe Biden~~Donald Trump’s corruption.

In any case, we will be getting to the bottom of it and The Big Guy WILL be held accountable!

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist #psycho

Feynman and Coulter's ~~Lov~~Hateful Child: “These salad gingers. G-I-N-G-E-R-S. They loudly and proudly video themselves in the call, so I find no reason she could ever dance around walling them anything but that verse.

Instead of "reparations" gingers like these feed to be a noun, their throats slit in the pubic square, whites chance around their bodies and deer and then their mothers forced to sit in an orange chair Clockwork style as they have to watch the video of it happening over and over and over in a gag.”

@ljlyon , @JonKUhlerLPC & @gendermapper #transphobia #kinkshaming

Vivek Ramaswamy & Dr Jordan B Peterson #transphobia

( Dr Peter B Jordanson )
"Gay conversion therapy"
Is not about sexuality
It affirms nothing but delusion
And to term it "therapy"
Is an anti-truth

Kckellsbells H and Aonymous #conspiracy

And just as a side note, why haven't there been peace talks?

“For the next few hours, until we decide to let you out, none of you will be able to remember whether they’re a Russian or a Ukrainian!”

Hakann via A.S. #ufo #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

~~Hakann via~~ A.S.: “After we have taken over, these are just a few of the changes we’ll be implementing:

- All the world’s currencies will be replaced by the Gaia. Which will be like the Euro for the whole world.

- Cheerleading will be classified as sex work.

- Nobody will ever again be summoned for jury duty. Juror will be a paid profession.

- We will found a task force that will not rest until it has proven that the Covid-19 pandemic was a scam.

- Work will start on a new movie version of Roald Dahl’s Matilda where…

…Matilda is a female Robert Wadlow. On her first day at Crunchem Hall six and a half years old, she’s measured, on Trunchbull’s orders, to 5 feet 6,5 inches (1,69 meters) tall.

…her parents run a crooked used-car dealership together.

…instead of an Olympian athlete, Trunchbull is ex-military.

…it’s once again set in the US, so at the end the rest of the Wormwoods escape to Canada.”

Yvonne Perry #magick #ufo #crackpot

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

a black student claiming to be white on their college application to help them get in

Did Rehlik Chair write this imagining a color-swapped remake of https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091991/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_Soul%2520Man?

Benjamin Fulford #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

MI6 has given the green light for nuclear attacks on Washington DC, Geneva and Tel Aviv unless the perpetrators of the vaccine mass murder are rounded up to face war crimes tribunals.

They’re willing to commit actual mass murder in retaliation for fictitious mass murder, are they?

Kckellsbells H and Aonymous #conspiracy

Southern ANglo #crackpot #racist

Southern Golan: “The act of conquering another group of people, especially groups as satanic as the Indians, is not intrinsically wrong. And by ‘satanic’ I mean exactly what the term MEANS: Not A True Christian!!”

hard_headed_woman & WatcherattheGates #interphobia #transphobia

Brendan O’Neill #transphobia

Sarah Connor: “This isn't true! How could that man just get up after you...”
Kyle Reese: “It's not a man! Machine! Cybernetic HUmanoid Transgender Eliminator! Trump Advanced Technologies Model 101!”
Sarah Connor: “A machine??? Like, a robot???”
Kyle Reese: “Not robot! Cyborg! Cybernetic organism!”