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Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack

Physical laws cannot be ignored

Then why do you ignore them?

Much of what we think is real is illusionary
And does not exist

Much of what YOU think is real doesn't exist. Like, your torus planes, flat earth, or Bulgarian vaccine hydras.
And especially all that happy thoughts vibrations wharrgarbl which follows.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

This isn't even whataboutism anymore. That would be: “oh yeah, you think what putin-senpai did was bad? well poopyhead biden did it too!!1″. This here is: “let's play-pretend as if biden did it, too!”

This goes so deep back into sandbox toddler logic, I can't even begin to even anymore…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald Trump is the only senpai who can notice me. He’s far from a perfect dictator—no human is, but at this point there is no other viable fascist capable of turning things around.
With the *wretching sounds* Biden (oh how much I hate him for opposing You, oh my orange messiah!) carrying out their orders, the *shudders* Democrat Party is trying to resist us wrecking havoc. We are letting BROWN people into the country, there is interference with our systemic corruption in institutions, and not enough satanic panic insanity being injected into our culture. Those on the far left want the traditional America, where only white, god-simping males are considered people, destroyed, and replaced by DA JOOS!!1

FTFY.

C.T. #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist

MadameRedWitch #magick #sexist #mammon

I have to say, as far as incel-targeted grifts go, this is by far not the worst.
Ought to be far less harmful than simping for the likes of Tate.

Anna Maria Riezinger #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Boskov01 #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

To brainwash people, you have to inundate them, bombard them 24/7/365 with "the message" and give them no relief or no alternatives that don't preach "the message."

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the Woke … to be Woke … media is woke … that wokeness … the non-Woke … defeat Wokeness

Angellica Goodson – Lord #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #magick #ufo

Ray Comfort #conspiracy #fundie

@JeanP #189974

Always nice when you come up with something which sounds plausible to you, and it turns out to agree with actual science.

Just from reading the bananaman's post I thought: well, early multicellular organisms probably had some sort of liquid-filled cavity inside, where stuff from cells next to it can diffuse in and out, instead of only cell to cell. Optimize that into a branching internal structure, and it can support bigger organs. It works even better if you have muscles and move around, because that will stir your new blood somewhat. Optimize that by dedicating some muscles to this stirring, and you have your first simple heart. Then, optimize it further as needed, depending on body size and activity.

Ray Comfort #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

Fschmidt #elitist

Has he noticed you, though? Send you his bath water? Let you lick his feet? We know you dream about it while touching yourself.

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie

So, if we were to find new historical evidence proving that Isaac Newton had been some sort of ultra-racist protohitler, would gravity suddenly stop existing?

wallace321 #fundie #conspiracy #transphobia

The Voice of Divine via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Ooh, do I smell wingnut in-fighting?

Also, wtf is a “central sun planet”? A planet in the center of a sun? One with a sun at it's center? One orbiting a sun which is “central” to something besides it's own star system?

Or, do you not even know the difference between a planet and a sun?

Todd Friel #fundie #pratt

Brent Cates #wingnut #conspiracy

Vivek Ramaswamy #conspiracy #wingnut

The leopards are still going to eat your face for being not ‘white', no matter how hard you simp for them.

Kininigen #magick #crackpot

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Those who warned against medical tyranny were excommunicated from Twitter and Facebook.

Oh noez, how horrible, the rich boys kicked you out of their sandboxes! Cry fucking harder, you manbaby

Lex Greene #wingnut #conspiracy

“NO U is teh nazi!” he screamed, pointing at the caricature of jewish people he just painted…

Clif High #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Stargate Atlantis is not a documentary!

James W. Lee #crackpot #racist #ufo #magick #conspiracy

What if humans were actually 5-dimensional anthropomorphic animals of the feline persuation?

What if earth's oceans were excavated by the Trout People?

Or, what if tatars were neither giant nor magic, “moors” was just a word medieval europeans used to refer to various peoples, and not a single culture or ethnicity, murica was not the center of the universe, and you were either delusional or a grifter?

Delphinia via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Googled a bit more about ice within living tissue. Cells rupturing due to ice crystals forming inside them is one effect, but, I had no clue that there is also a second one, if the cells are cooled more slowly: ice crystals form outside of the cells faster than inside, which makes osmosis draw water out of the cells, dehydrating them. Didn’t know a suspension of crystals can do that, but, it makes sense.

Judy Byington/Charlie Ward #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon

the Bildeberg Deep State Cabal Khazarian Mafia

Just fucking say “the Jews”, nazi. What are you even trying to achieve by piling up all of your nazi synonyms for them? None of them are even dogwhistles anymore, even less so if you just use all of them at once.

We’re going to Tesla and metals instead of oil and gas

Did this nazi actually notice the ever-simping Musk, or is this the old Nikola Tesla conspiracy theory, where he invented all sorts of magic, but the “THEM” keep it supressed? The latter might make more sense, since, for a nazi, the “THEM” is well-defined as “the Jews”

Delphinia via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Over here in reality, “crystalline water” is called “ice”. Which shreds cells by forming crystals in them.

Valiant Thor #ufo #magick #moonbat #crackpot #conspiracy

Lmao Vril. How this magickal BS from that old mediocre book is still being used by wingnuts.

And, holy shit, this one is AGAINST trump?! I haven't seen that one coming. And here I thought the undying adoration for the putrid tangerine was the great unifier among all wingnutkind! :O

Azure Dragon via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

A.F. Branco #forced-birth #wingnut #transphobia

This might be the first of them to acknowledge post-natal babies.

JE Aggas #crackpot #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

I wanted to invoke r/im14andThisIsDeep again, but, no, even edgy teenagers are far more sane, and more coherent, than the lobsterman.

Candace Owens #sexist

“Notice me, fascist men! Look, I hate myself, just like you hate me! I'll be a good little handmaiden after your Machtergreifung, UwU!”

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

JE Aggas #crackpot #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Think of this whole “69, nice, funny sex number, huehue” thing. And now imagine believing funny numbers to be actually magic…

Also, interesting choice there with the 88…

Various commenters #wingnut #racist #pratt

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Imagine lie detectors were actually magically inerrant and were being implemented like this. How fast would Wayny cry about them being rigged by the oh so evul democrats to make orange senpai and his simps look bad?

Brotherofsteel5 #racist

The big bad whiter straight man is hidded under your bed, and will tickle you until you will pee in your bed....

No need to share your sexual phantasies here, nazi.

VestalVirgin #transphobia

No, that's just you projecting your bogeyman onto the antagonists from stories for children. It works, because both you and the fairytales have a simple black and white worldview.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

So, what is this graph really? Population density? Hospital density? Nr. of eldery people by population? Quality of reporting? Pure fantasy by a plague-worshipping ratlicker?

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

And I can’t remember “the left” calling for the murder of queers, immigrants, or black people, or writing/drawing extensive masturbatory phantasies about the deaths of everyone who got the vaccine.

Mr. Incredible #conspiracy

Yes, and 9/11 = 0.818181 periodical, 81 + 43 is 124, and if you reorder that for some reason you get 24-1, which equals 23, illuminati confirmed!!1

And it's even less stupid than what you came up with! Mostly because I'm too lazy to cram even more numerical BS into it.

Vox Day #racist #psycho

The nazis would gleefully take all 4 options, especially the last one.

@Chloe #187967

The nazis wouldn't even put up a fight, they made it clear that they would roll over and go “yes, harder, daddy putin, UWU!”

Fschmidt #racist #wingnut

To sane people, it sure looks bizarre how nazis always keep blaming the jews on literally everything, or how american fascists are doing the same with communists. The fact that american nazis went “why not both?!” is not surprising, though.

Elena Danaan via Elena Danaan #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Ben Garrison #fundie #wingnut

What are you going to do with your massive hateboner for this guy when he retires? Whom are you going to blame for your shoelaces being untied?

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Mira from the Pleiadian High Council via Erena Velazquez #ufo #racist #magick #conspiracy

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

@Sasha #187319

Wait… show?! Don't tell me this plaguerat is on TV somewhere…

John Q Public #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I will cover all the necessary costs.

If I wasn’s so lazy, I’d pose as a “researcher” to this douche to scam him for this money. But I suspect he has at least as many caveats as the Hovind for his “disprove evilushn and win money” thing.