TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #quack

Raytheon employs your neighbor to drive a white van
With a cute little laser in the back
That controls the phase and amplitude of light waves

A lot of vans and other vehicles came with something like that. It was called a CD player. Though, they normally didnt have it “in the back”, it was right there in the damn dashboard.

What’s his next revelation, is he gonna tell us that vehicles used to be equipped with a device to decode recordings made magnetically?

Candace Owens #conspiracy

I find it easier to believe that Candace Owens never existed. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking.

DavyMichael #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

Weak, low status males love this COVID thing, because it allows them to LARP as heroes by simply wearing a mask, taking a shot, and harassing other people.

I wore my mask and got my shots when all that was going on, but I never thought myself a “hero” for doing so, I was just looking out for myself and others. To be honest, I do mainly “look out for myself” first and foremost, but hey, if I can do something that causes minimal inconvenience to me (like wearing a mask in public, I mean, the main inconvenience of that was dealing with fogged-up glasses, lol) that also happens to help other people, I’m cool with that.

I certainly never harassed other people about it either. I’m an autistic introvert, I’m the last person to get in anybody’s face about ANYTHING, ya know?

Suffering Mother #transphobia #conspiracy

Recently, I asked that Chat AI to comprise a letter to my trans son and it refused!!!

I don’t know a lot about what I’m guessing is ChatGPT, but I find that kinda interesting. I assume the people who run it have rules about what you can ask it to do?

Davymichael #enbyphobia #fundie #wingnut

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #conspiracy #racist

What if the ‘Great Flood’ took place only 150 years ago, and the world of the past was far more advanced culturally and technologically than it is today?

To slightly paraphrase the words of that wise sage from Aurora, IL, Wayne Campbell… “and what if monkeys flied out of my butt?”

Vox Day #wingnut #racist #transphobia

@Bastethotep #199672

Story pitch: Neonazi travels back in time to prevent the USA from joining World War II - turns out the Nazis still lose, but Stalin takes control over even more of Europe...

Oooh, that totally reminds me of my favorite “alternate history” book of all time. “The Guns of the South” by Harry Turtledove. South African white supremacists travel back in time to January 1864 to supply the Confederacy with AK-47s. It’s not too big of a spoiler to say that that does in fact result in a Confederate victory, but I’ll just say that the real story is in what happens AFTER that.

DavyMichael #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

(submitter’s note: he has his gun holstered in his pants pointed at his dick)

I don’t claim to be any sort of expert on guns in any way…but that just really doesn’t seem like a good idea.

Indian River County School Board #fundie #wingnut #god-complex

Moms for Liberty, a national conservative group that has become one of the loudest advocates for removing books they deem inappropriate

I gotta say, it doesn’t sound like “Moms for Liberty” actually cares too much about liberty. Or at least not the liberty of students to read books.

I remember reading “Johnny Got His Gun” by Dalton Trumbo when I was in high school, I think I either checked it out from the school library or it was on a shelf in one class I was in. I’m guessing “Moms for Liberty” would probably think that “inappropriate” as well!

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

@Titania #199598

Pontius Pilate, who then infamously washed his hands.

And sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name!

(excuse me, I just love that song, lol)

Pale Dawn #homophobia

Pride and lust are not societal values that I want to see perpetuated and celebrated in public as positive virtues(example, example 2). We are all actively shaping the world constantly and I intend to do what I can to make it a better society than we have. The LGBTQ movement celebrates Pride and often portrays people's sexual orientations as equating to their identities.

OK, here’s a tip: If you are gonna say that the LGBTQ movement is often saying people’s sexual orientation IS their identity…maybe take a little bit of a closer look at the links you’re citing literally two sentences before saying that. Because…here’s the first sentence of “example 2″: (emphasis added by me)

Sexual orientation and gender identity/expression are important aspects of a young person’s identity.

They didn’t say those things ARE their identity, they’re saying they’re “important aspects of” it. And anyway, isn’t that true for anybody, whatever age they are?

Tim Brown #quack #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

It deals with a simple, but remarkable, all-natural chemical compound (CLO2 -Chlorine Dioxide) aka MMS (Miracle Mineral Solution. CLO2 is safe and extremely effective at treating a host of the most serious adverse health conditions known to man (influenza, staph, MRSA, Lyme, autism

*sighs*

Yeah, I should have known that was coming when I started to read about someone talking about drinking fucking BLEACH. Comparing autism to things that have caused millions and millions of deaths? Fuck the fuck right off with that load of pure unadulterated BULLSHIT.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

“The Democrats and the fake news media want to constantly talk about ‘President Trump is a convicted felon’,” she told a crowd that waited in soaring early-summer temperatures. “Well, you want to know something? The man that I worship is also a convicted felon. And he was murdered on a Roman cross.”

The thing I don’t get is what’s the point of calling the media “the fake news media” in that context? It kinda undermines her own point, doesn’t it? If Trump being a convicted felon is “fake news” then what are you doing drawing parallels between him and any other convicted felon?

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Hey, some of my favorite games were the “WWE Smackdown vs Raw” series on PS2. I literally had a whole “stable” of created female wrestlers I’d play as, lol. Yet somehow I am still a cis man…

John C. Wright #homophobia #forced-birth #kinkshaming #crackpot

masturbation, which is the act of discharging semen not in the act of sexual reproduction

Hmm, so I guess women never masturbate, since they don’t discharge semen? And a guy playing with himself without “discharging” isn’t masturbation, either? Also, I suppose by that “logic” gay male sex is all just masturbation (as long as somebody cums, apparently)?

I’m gonna go ahead and say….that definition makes about as much sense as screen doors on a submarine.

Jon #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

@Conscience #199434

Yeah, right? Also, it makes it a little funnier, IMO at least, because I was on my phone…since I normally watch YouTube on my computer, where I have an ad-blocker on my browser, lol.

Joel Davis and Elijah Schaffer #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

He also said that Americans need to own firearms[…]

I don’t know about that. I’ve now made it to a little over 47 years of existence in the USA, and I’ve never owned a gun, nor ever really felt like I should have had one at any point. Also, I’m pretty sure I’ve never lived with anyone who had one in the house, either. I am not even trying to say something like “nobody should own a gun,” either, just that, ya know, it ain’t a “need” for everyone.

Jon #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

@Conscience #199383

I just watched that, then I kid you not, got an ad for RuPauls TV show. LOL perfect

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

Who the fuck are you that you’re keeping an eye on what the local 13-year-old boys are doing, anyway?

speculareffect #wingnut #racist #quack #conspiracy

Ugh, maybe it’s just me, I guess, but I had to read this whole thing a few times before I got what he’s trying to say. He’s an antivaxxer who thinks people aren’t dying from either Covid OR the vaccines?? Am I reading that fucking right???

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

It has been reported by various scientific organizations such as NASA (“National Aeronautics and Space Administration”) that our Sun has developed an enormous number of sunspots, and in just this month of June, 2024, thus far 200 have been registered.

Yeah, that’s not an odd thing at all, really, though. I’m not even sure, but isn’t there kind of a cycle to that? It was about a month ago, I think, but some people in my area even (southeast Michigan) were reporting seeing the Aurora Borealis. I missed it somehow, but by the way, I did see it from the area back in 2005 or so….very cool!

I’ve never even heard of the “PHOTON BELT” before. Just from an admittedly rather cursory Google search, it kinda sounds a bunch of hooey.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

It’s that in a rightly ordered society, i.e., a confessional integralist state, Cassidy wouldn’t just get off without a fine, he’d be rewarded by the state.

Yeah, probably so...thankfully, the United States of America is not and never has been a "confessional integralist state!" (which is really just a fancy way to say "Christian theocracy" as you might have guessed already)

fschmidt #dunning-kruger #god-complex

Kotakuinaction2 #homophobia

@JeanP #198861

You know, abuse also occurs in heterosexual relationships.

I never really have thought about it, but I could probably come up with quite a list of rock and pop and country songs talking about abuse in heterosexual relationships, if I really tried.

Just for one, cus it was playing on the background music at my work a while ago, and I was struck by the lyrics, “Wait In The Truck” by Hardy.

E. J. Preston #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #psycho #mammon

Kind acts are important but at the core of what makes someone a good Christian is not an act or two. It's all about the values. A good Christian will dedicate him or herself to following a strict adherence to the values set forth by Jesus Christ.

This is really a very old debate, but it seems to me he’s saying the values a “good Christian” holds are more important than the things he does? Hmm, shouldn’t those go hand in hand though? Why is one more important the the other? Or in other words, if you have “good Christian values” you’re going to be doing “good Christian acts” based on those values, right?

Joseph Mattera #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #sexist

In the past, people made up for this loss of the biblical metanarrative primarily by deriving their identity from their ethnicity. However, with a rapid acceleration in individualism, autonomous secular humans are left with a reductionist mindset that has further collapsed their existential perspective to mere individual expression.

I have to repeat the previous comment which was in response to another line….

…and that’s a bad thing?

Signed…King of Rhye, autonomous secular human.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Kevin thinks he’s “Sorbodamus” or something, I guess?

If you’re gonna do that, put it in cryptic language with anagrams and allusions and such, so at least it’s kinda fun to figure out what the hell you were getting at…oh, and so even if what people thought you were predicting turned out to not happen, they can always say it’s really meant for something totally different, that maybe even hasn’t happened yet!

Stephane Baillon #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

-2600 years BC

Years in “BC” are always put in positive numbers….so wouldn’t “-2600 BC” mean 2600 AD, actually? The last I checked, we weren’t quite there yet. Or was that minus supposed to be a tilde and I’m just being too much of a nerd? lol

E. J. Preston #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #psycho #mammon

@Starlight #198881

If the story of the New Testament was written in a modern setting, or in other words, if they had guns in the first century AD, Christians would probably be walking around with little symbols of guns around their necks instead of crosses.

I’m not entirely sure what the moral of that point should be, but it’s kind of an amusing thought at least, or so I think, lol

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Tru Trips #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

STOP BEING P3RVERTS

What’s a “p3vert”? Is that better or worse than being a “p2vert”?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

@C #198664

So you have to choose one of them?

That’s kinda what the anti-vaxxers are implying, aint it?

Also I guess the other implication is that vaccines just don’t work, which is just utter bullshit.

But considering that I’ve now lived for 47 years and I’m actually pretty happy with my life right now….I gotta say I’m taking being autistic over not living, lol.

Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

stopping President Trump from winning his rightful re-election to the White House.

For one thing, what the fuck is a “rightful re-election”? You know he still has to get the votes (excuse me, I should have said “has to get the electors”), regardless of whether you think the previous elections were “stolen” or not? Also, I’m old enough to remember that nutjob Lyndon LaRouche being on the ballots when I went to vote for a President, so I know being convicted of a crime doesn’t stop one from running for President.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Could you convict Putin? Or Xi Jinping of China? They’d have you executed.

Isn’t the fact that convicted felon Donald Trump is not being executed kind of saying why this country is not a “communist dictatorship”?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

This data shows the vaccines cause autism.

If they did (which they totally do not), I’d still rather be austistic than DEAD.

Elvis Dunderhoff #homophobia #wingnut

Would you want your kids learning this?
Or how to get rimmed?

I don’t have kids, but I think if I did, I’d rather have them get sex education than mandatory military training.

Also, not that I’d know about it, but I don’t think “learning to get rimmed” really would take much, lol. Be clean down there and enjoy it, right? What more is there to it than that?

Stefan Drüeke and a Creation Museum in Wuppertal #fundie

Creation or Evolution? This is a question bothering many these days.

That’s kind of a “false dichotomy” to begin with. “Theistic evolution” is certainly something a lot of people believe in. And I’m guessing by “the Creator” he means a very specific version of God as described in some version of the Bible.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

President Trump

I think you left something out there Wayne….you mean “convicted felon President Trump”?

Honestly I don’t know if that’s gonna mean a lot, but I’ll be damned if I just don’t like to say that.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

[Conclusion to a satirical retelling of Sleeping Beauty]

I’ll stick with the Anne Rice retelling, thank you very much.

Stew Peters and Sean Hibbeler #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I don’t know if it was done by Google AI or what, but if you want another example of AI atrocity…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9DdPSjjkng

(“Anna Indiana,” the “AI singer-songwriter”)

Edit to add: Tho maybe I shouldn’t have brought that up in the first place, lol…she’s getting better

Stew Peters and Sean Hibbeler #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

Prince Caspian #fundie #homophobia #sexist

Girls can live Lesbos if they want.

Hmm, "Lesbos,” eh? As in that Greek island, whose perhaps most famous resident from the times of old was Sappho, known for her romantic poems about love between women?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #198138

@Sasha #198105
“I had never heard of Trump Won”
I can’t even find it. YOu’d think something that ‘went platinum’ would have a wiki page, but it’s only mentioned on the singer’s bio.

I just now Googled it….it is on YouTube, at least.

Now, of course, I just HAVE to listen it…it’s a good thing I’m already drinking right now, because I think I might need one after this, LOL

Edit: OK, before I even started to play the video, I noticed it has over 1 million views…is that what he means by “going platinum”??

Edit to add again: Well, musically at least, not horrible. Kind of a generic pop/rock/country song, nothing really stands out about it at all, lyrically it’s just the same ol crap we’ve all heard by now.

Wall Rider #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #psycho #quack

I somehow happened to see a YouTube video talking about cases of rabies in humans the other day…they literally showed a person suffering from it. The one poster said the vaccine increases your chances of getting cancer? I think I’d rather take my chances with cancer, if that was really the choice! At least people do sometimes live through cancer.

(as in the “Tribal Chief” himself, former Undisputed WWE Champion Roman Reigns!)

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

(He’s blaming the Covid vaccine.)

At this point, I’m starting to think he’d blame the Covid vaccine for his car not starting in the morning.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #wingnut

He’s the best President of our lifetime.

Hmm, she’s just a little older than me, so like me, she grew up during the Reagan presidency…guess she doesn’t rate him up there with “the Donald”? Personally, I’d go for Obama for “the best President of my lifetime” but I suppose it’s understandable why MTG wouldn’t pick him.

Robin Ortiz #fundie #conspiracy

the earthquakes in places that rarely have them

“Rarely” doesn’t mean they NEVER happen, it means they DO happen, but just not often. So you shouldn’t take a rare thing happening as a sign of something significant. To put it another way…sometimes weird shit just happens! I live in southeast Michigan, which is certainly not a place known for earthquakes, but they happen once in a great while. Back in 2020, there was a 3.2 magnitude earthquake, I think it was about 6 miles from where I was living at the time…it didn’t cause any damage that I know of, but I definitely felt and heard it, anyway!