JustThinkAboutIt
Providing another example of this (from http://www.creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml)
EVOLUTION
Normal Person's Definition: “Biologically speaking, there are 2 forms: the process of evolution (a fact) and the theory of evolution (to explain the fact).
1) The process of evolution is the observed process of heritable change between generations in a population of living organisms. Not to be confused with metamorphosis.
2) The Theory of Evolution is Darwin's explanation for how the process of evolution works. One of the ramifications of this theory is that it can be used to explain
the origin of species.”
Fundie Definition: “The idea that man came from apes. It is based on the idea that everything in the universe came from nothing for no reason, that bacteria sprang spontaneously from mud and every species on Earth appeared as a result of some freak mutation.”
Note: sadly, this is not a caricature or an exaggeration; most fundamentalists seriously believe that the above statement is a reasonably accurate summary of evolution theory.