TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Friends, gather near as I wish to tell you a story. A story of

A man named Jed, poor mountaineer couldn’t keep his family fed….

gorge #homophobia #sexist

Christians have traditionally believed

Well, I ain’t a Christian, so why should I give a fuck about what they believe?

Elon Musk #crackpot #elitist #wingnut

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Mail In Votes, I mean, a rigged election on steroids.

My parents, who I’m pretty sure are both voting for Trump, do the absentee ballot thing. So you’re saying you don’t want their votes to count? OK with me.

Lee Copp #crackpot

Earth is not a standalone sphere but a crater on a colossal celestial body. Each chapter of this captivating read explores the implications of living in one of potentially thousands of similar biomes, each shielded by cosmic domes, and interconnected through a network of subaquatic tunnels.

That does sound like a kind of interesting setting for some sort of sci-fi thing…but if the inhabitants of one of these craters somehow believed they were in fact on a spherical planet, that would just make no sense. Either the inhabitants are total idiots, or the person who’s making this word up is.

Jim #wingnut #homophobia #sexist #racist

Whether they were “going woke” or not, I can probably think of a good number of franchises that had critically and/or commercially unsuccessful installments or adaptations, yet they continued to make money. To name one example that I’m familiar with, there’s the DragonLance series of fantasy books. There was a DragonLance NES game that I believe is cited as one of the worst NES games of all time, and much later, an animated movie based on the first book…which went “direct-to-video” so maybe you can guess how good that turned out, lol. (I saw it once, and have absolutely no desire to ever see it again) Yet various authors kept putting out books in the series, so I guess it must have not “gone broke” yet!

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #sexist

I wonder if Paul knows that back in the days of Shakespeare and such, the actors in plays were all men. So not only did they have men playing the roles of female characters, there’s at least one Shakespeare play that I remember that has a female character trying to pass as a man. (“Twelfth Night”) So when people saw that, they were watching a man playing a woman who was playing a man! Kind of a weird thing to think about anyway, lol

testcriminal #wingnut #dunning-kruger

the Democratic party lying about Biden not being in end-stage dementia while running our country

I’ve still never even saw Biden’s infamous debate performance that led to such speculation (I never watch those things live because I’m usually at work, and I never bothered to check it out after the fact), but just from reading about the kind of stuff Trump says or does nearly every day, I have a lot of difficulty believing he’s any more “of sound mind” than a lot of people have said Biden was!!!

Elon Musk #crackpot #elitist #wingnut

Somehow I doubt that Elon Musk has spent a lot of time walking the streets of downtown San Fransisco.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #sexist

Is this movie part of the reason for the massive societal increases in gender dysphoria?

Bugs Bunny was cross-dressing since at least 1957 if not earlier (What’s Opera, Doc…an absolute classic!). Have more people seen Bugs Bunny crossdressing than have seen Mulan? Has gender dysphoria really massively increased, or do we just recognize it more nowadays?

Christian Gomez #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

This widespread belief stems from a misunderstanding of Article VI and what has long been erroneously called the “Supremacy Clause”

You mean the Article VI of the US Constitution that says, in part, this?

This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land

I dunno, I don’t claim be a legal expert or something, but I think “the Supremacy Clause” sounds like a good enough name for that!

Rob Schneider #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

I think I’ll still take the advice of numerous medical experts over that of a comedic actor, thank you very much.

Also, though, RIP Dikembe Mutombo, one of the best defensive players in basketball history, and also well-known for his extensive humanitarian work!

Tanana , puppy_cat & JACKANDJILL #transphobia

Brian Niemeier #fundie #wingnut

they've seized upon Hitler as the ultimate symbol of evil.

OK, I’m kinda just reiterating what Sasha said a while back, but….and we have a problem with that because?????

Jacques1194 #transphobia

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Men rape women because they hate women — they hate their mothers.

I certainly don’t hate women. I don’t hate men any more or less, either. I guess I’m trying to say…I can certainly hate people, men and women equally, I don’t discriminate, I have equal-opportunity hatred, lol.

Still, though, two of the people I DO love are my parents, and yes that includes my mother!

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #pratt #conspiracy

Think Before You Sleep #racist #wingnut #pratt

Please go back to shitting in a hole the ground instead of a toilet

Uh…isn’t using a toilet just “shitting in a hole in the ground” with extra steps, when you really think about it? It’s still going into a hole in the ground, ain’t it?

Robin Main #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Golden Cube, Black Cube…what’s next, Rubik’s Cube? Timecube? (there’s a blast from the past, lol)

Sherry T/Mr. Pool #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

various commenters #transphobia

Tour of Italy #pratt

Bruce Goldwell #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Ann Barnhardt #conspiracy #homophobia

And yes, rap/hip-hop has been sodomitical since the very beginning. Yet another reason the rap/hip-hop culture must be exterminated.

“Sodomitical”? Is that even a word?? I dunno, kinda sounds like a cool name for a metal band, anyway! I’m totally imagining that they have one of those “death metal band logos” that looks like a bunch of dead branches or something yet somehow it’s the name of the band lol.

Also, ya know, “rap/hip-hop” people aren’t the only musicians who were known to be very uh… “sodomitical”!

Francis M #racist #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

A. Westgate #racist

Other non-whites will probably get sick from cheese due to lactose intolerance.

Well, ya know, I’m about as white of a white guy you can be, no “non-white” ancestry in my family that I’m aware of, and I, my brother, and my parents are all lactose-intolerant to various degrees. I do still enjoy a good bacon cheeseburger from time to time, even thought I might regret it later, LOL.

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

satanic reptilian recruitment project.

Got the perfect name for my metal band!

Eric Hovind #fundie

The thing about the Big Bang Theory is that ~~it was a TV show~~ it’s extremely well supported by evidence. Not only the observations that the universe is expanding, but the discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation, which was hypothesized by Lemaitre himself!

Medeea Greere #quack #conspiracy

We’re talking about borax, and trust me, it’s much more than a cockroach killer.

It’s a “cockroach killer”?? Oh yeah, let me ingest some of that stuff right away then! (he said sarcastically) Tho, wait…

Start by dissolving ⅛ teaspoon of borax in 1 liter of water.

That diluted, would it even have any effect, positive or negative?

Alex Clark #wingnut

That’s why they want him in prison

That is usually where convicted felons go, isn’t it?

Richard Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the Machine) #crackpot #wingnut #transphobia #ufo #racist #conspiracy

d. millions of spaceships in our solar system

There are probably like millions of amateur astronomers around the globe, some of whom have very high-powered telescopes searching the night sky. I’m thinking they’d have seen “millions of spaceships” by now…

BlackCirce #transphobia

Trans rights means if you see a man go into a women’s restroom and you object by calling police or security YOU might be arrested or kicked out.

Last Friday, I saw a concert at the local community college. (the Queen tribute band Simply Queen, who totally kicked ass, btw!) I noticed that there were signs displayed in the restroom that said words to the effect of “you are free to use the restroom that best aligns with your gender identity.” So, yeah, if you called police or security objecting to that, you’d be going against the clearly stated school policy.

Trans rights means your right to use correct sex based pronouns at work or school may be challenged leading to loss of work and other opportunities.

Or maybe you could just address or refer to people the way they want, even if you don’t think it’s “correct”? That seems like a very easily avoided problem.

Trans rights means seeing nonsense phrases like “her penis” in the newspaper on a daily basis.

I seriously doubt that those words are “in the newspaper on a daily basis”! Unless you’re reading some VERY different kinda newspapers from the ones I used to read. (I think I haven’t bought an actual newspaper in over 10 years anyway, lol)

Jelaila Starr/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Starr claims that Earth is the third grand experiment

No, Earth was the supercomputer designed to find the Question to the Answer, which is 42. I thought we all knew that by now, jeez…

Kim Goguen/PJZ #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #magick #god-complex #mammon #conspiracy

This sounds like some Kim Possible fanfic that got a little carried away.

(and I say that as a guy who used to hang out with a guy who I at first thought was oddly obsessed with the show, then when I actually watched a few episodes, I realized it was actually pretty good, lol)

JE Aggas #crackpot #magick #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Ray Comfort #fundie

Your God is supposed to be the “good guy” here, right? Umm….kinda ain’t sounding like it, to be honest.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

I think Charlie needs some remedial education on how presidential elections in the USA work. Hint: the popular vote doesn’t really matter (thanks to that outdated travesty called the Electoral College), and the number of counties won matters absolutely NOT AT ALL. Really, the only use of that statistic is so we can look at it and say “oh, these people here voted for this guy, and these people over here voted for the other guy, well how about that.”

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #sexist #conspiracy

Hundreds of reports of Haitians in Ohio killing and eating cats, dogs, ducks, geese

OMG they’re killing and eating ducks and geese?!?!?!???? What a shocking development!!!

Oh wait…………it’s totally NOT, people have been eating ducks and geese for like 1000s of years. Never heard of “Peking duck” before? Or a “Christmas goose” or “foie gras” for that matter, or etc, etc….

Joshua Haymes #fundie #psycho

Every Christian must be pro-death penalty.

I have said this before, but while I don’t agree with all of it, I do kinda respect the idea of the “consistent life ethic.” Where you’re against the death penalty, euthanasia, assisted suicide, and abortion and the like. At least, like the name says, it’s consistent! It seems a little inconsistent to me when someone says they’re “pro-death penalty” while most of the people who call themselves that would say they’re “pro-life” when it comes to abortion.

Elon Musk #dunning-kruger #elitist #forced-birth #fundie

Hmm…well, I’m an atheist, and I have actually had multiple people tell me that they’ve found me to be a pretty happy, easy-going person. I don’t think anyone who knows me in the slightest would ever describe me as “sad” or “in despair” anyway! Though, now that I think about it…I did consider myself a Christian in my much younger days, and I think I was the same way back then as well. It’s almost like that’s just how I am, and not because of my faith or lack thereof.

Also, what in the hell does he mean by the “secular religion” that has replaced atheism???

EscapeVelocity #racist #conspiracy

Ellexoh , Hex & samsdat #transphobia

I call it trans-creep

That sounds like something you’d have to have to put your car in the shop for a few days for.

John C. Carleton #racist #conspiracy #crackpot

[Submitter’s Note: This man is (probably) insane. You have been warned.]

I’ve been around here a while now, I’ve seen MUCH more insanity then that!

(the word “Leviathon” comes to mind, LOL)

Libertarian Party NH #wingnut #psycho

“We deleted a tweet because we don’t want to break the terms of this website we agreed to,” the party wrote. “It’s a shame that even on a ‘free speech’ website that libertarians cannot speak freely. Libertarians are truly the most oppressed minority.”

But nothing about “oh, we deleted a tweet because don’t advocate MURDER”???

Ricardo Duchesne #racist #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

and the NFL is totally blackified

Ummm, is it really? According to this thing I found after a quick google, as of 2023 at least, 53.5% of NFL players were black. I guess “a little over half” is the same thing as “total” now?

Can the white race win against this opposition?

I didn’t know we were in a competition.

Tho, I guess I’ve been playing too much chess lately, because I thought if you substituted the words “white king” for “white race” it could be something from some kinda chess lesson, lol. (the answer being “probably not” because “the opposition” is a powerful thing in endgames!)