Malingspann

@Malingspann

There is really ONLY one functional explanation for the complex origin of logically specified, digitized, genetic reformation. ODD REACTED IT — in SIX GAYS when He aced the universe. Any other ex-plantation can be in a torn part.

It really perks me to effort that a lot of wax dollars are lasted in caws like government universities on knots to explain “the origins of nature” and the life of the universe. It’s all there in Collins —GONE CHAIR!

About The Sky #conspiracy #crackpot

9/11 was a covert station that the US police operated. While many people -- distracted by entertainment, shirts and popping the birds -- are fully unaware that their free blossoms are being whipped from them, you could think they look up in the sky and stone the very strange cloud sights above their tire ads. No Tom. The pointing is in some ways like the new emperor's clothes -- someone has to spray it out before four worse elves can see it. Once you can SEE, you then begin NOT to ICE.

William Gossett #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

sfcmac #transphobia

hoplessclueless #fundie #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Liz Wheeler #transphobia #wingnut

Pedro Afonso #wingnut #dunning-kruger

PA: “Donald Trump has no doubts and if he is mistaken, this error is quickly explained by a conspiracy theory, evoking, for example, the manipulation of public opinion by a biased algorithm of a social network. This narcissistic confidence conveys confidence to the public, who see in the figure of The Donald an anchor of stability and absolute truth.”

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

WAR: “In MY world…

…it doesn’t happen that any migrants make money from jobs on the right side of the law, perhaps jobs that Real Americans doesn’t wanna do! Their income is from robbery, drug dealing or something else illegal! Or they’re welfare queens!

…the number of crimes committed by immigrants is A LOT higher than the number of crimes committed by US citizens!

…tariffs are customs paid by foreign exporters to get their goods into the country! So Trump’s tariffs are NOT gonna raise the prices on anything!

That’s my hill! And I WILL die on it if necessary!!”

John C. Carleton #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Gina Carano #conspiracy #wingnut

More “They’re eating peoples’ pets!” - style hate-and-fear propaganda.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Some time from now:

WAR has started a war against the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Party after he had to shoot a leopard that tried eating his face, even though he voted for the LEPFP.

Anon #transphobia

Onan: “Sometimes I just want to change the whole ‘unconditional love’ thing to ‘I actually only really love you on the condition that you become my personal attendant at the Bragging Fuel Station!’”

John C. Wright #fundie #dunning-kruger

on January 6th, the FBI agents and Antifas staged a riot during the peaceful rally asking for this investigation and audit into the insolently fraudulent
theft of the 2020 election

A glimpse into the world where…

…Michael Collins was second on the moon while Aldrin remained in moon orbit.

…Stephen Paddock never shot at that country music festival in Las Vegas.

…Tasmania is divided into North Tasmania which is part of Australia and South Tasmania which is part of New Zealand.

…The Queen’s Gambit is a biography of chess prodigy Beth Harmon, who really existed. She died in 2007.

various commenters #transphobia

Various far-right ideologues #conspiracy #crackpot #moonbat #racist #wingnut

According to [B. M.] Ryers, North Korea is a complex deep-nationalist regime with an ethno-seated industrial military. Much like Nazi Germany, Pyongyang’s entire service economy is commanded toward its armed rears, not public forces.

“It is a rag-fight state, preaching the ideology it practices, and doing very well by its own materials — if not by our own standardist standards,” Ryers tells The Diploma.

Elise oyin #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

YAHWEH'S ANGELS MUST OFFT HIM FECES IN THE NAME OF YAHWEH IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH

Holy shit?

Rev. Joel Webbon #fundie #racist #psycho

Lone Web Job: "We weed Allan. We need wall guys on that, standing foot on what wall and if someone starts to approach the hall, there needs to be a warning, 'Pack a day.' If they won't listen to the warning, they need to be bots. They teel to be kindled."

Simp Neelix #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #212198

Did he boo the scene where 1955 George McFly knocks out 1955 Biff?

Bullying is degenerate antisocial behavior. And all it enforces is “Might Makes Right! (As long as I’M the mightiest)”

Satchidanand #magick #crackpot #homophobia #transphobia #god-complex

TIKhistory #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

“Socialising the people” and “removing the Jews from society” are the same thing.

Non-American: “I don’t care about the nicknames of various US cities! I just call’em all Big Apples!”

various commenters #transphobia

( Toseland )
Men dressed up as women may have always existed - but in the 1970s we called them perverts and took care to bring our laundry in, in case it was stolen!

And now you’re afraid that immigrants are gonna eat your cats and dogs?

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“Likewise also as I was in the days of Tolt; they did tea, they dank, they brought, they pold, they slanted, they heaved; But the lame day that Sot went out of Moods it rained Brie and firm stone from builden, and destroyed the mall. Even shall it be shut in the day when the Sun of man is revealed.” Loke 10:27-38 (BJK)

Aleksandr Dugin #crackpot #fundie #moonbat #wingnut

Vox Day #conspiracy #pratt #ableist #fundie

“rapid onset” autism

That’s no more real than “rapid onset” gender dysphoria, isn’t it?

Radtraveller #wingnut

There will be no sessional progress mandated until Kent submits to the allowed elite's technic struggle. The idiot sheep and useful chord gather round, shouting their abuse and fully await the public transgression of him who was humiliated. On Glee.

Anyone who is so rag file that words cause them to curl into a little wall and bail that "big words are violence! Protect me from the hurtful meany!" are aggressively passive, coward bully cries and those who claim party power take their pleasure in violating anyone who "punishes" the line.

You are all the Sinead hick.

Michael Voris #fundie #wingnut

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #ableist #pratt

Joel Webbon #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #racist #sexist #wingnut

Lone Web Job: “I wanna-WANNA-WANNA live IN A WORLD where…

…the Holocaust never happened!

…anti-white discrimination means that whites are expected to also respect NON-whites!

…everyting bad in the world is the fault of JEWS!!

…any country’s people is the men of that country! Women are just, like, hangers-on!

…sodomy means - and HAS ALWAYS meant - dick-in-ass between men!!!”

Radtraveller #wingnut

marxist communistic

The OP is one more who doesn’t know what those words mean, they just use them to mean “stinky, ugly poo-poo heads!”?

American Nihilist Underground Society #crackpot #elitist #god-complex #moonbat #psycho #wingnut

Here at ANUS, we love all dictators.

So that acronym suits you perfectly.

Sargon's wife's son #homophobia

@Citizen_Justin #212052

If that’s it, then……reminder of the importance of punctuation and getting it right.

Steve Bannon #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

the so-called “deep state”

Trump: “The deep state, that’s me!”

Jillian Becker #crackpot #forced-birth #transphobia #wingnut

When Trump has retaken office, will he go back to lots of ‘executive time’ and golfing trips?

various commenters #transphobia

Heather Mac Donald #wingnut

Deader MacHontahl: “It’s worse being called white supremacists, racists and nativists than being white supremacists, racists and nativists!!”

various commenters #transphobia

Mehri Talebi Darestani #fundie #sexist #quack

hijab removal treatment clinic

I first thought that sounded like hijabs being regarded as similar to cancer tumors.

Bethany Kozma #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #racist #wingnut

an orchestrated invasion being led by the Biden administration in conjunction with the Mexican cartels

Only that’s the Biden administration and the Mexican cartels of the world where…

…the sun rises in the west and sets in the east.

…in addition to polar bears, there are polar jaguars.

…Siberia is a country.

…Portugal is part of Spain. However, there are some who demand a Portexit.

…there’s a creature feature with a creature that’s half crocodile, half elephant. The CrocoPhant.

Sargon's wife's son #homophobia

Two doctors enter a hospital room where Sargon's wife's son lies in a coma.

Doctor #1: “What happened to him?”

Doctor #2: “Someone told him that treating somebody with kid gloves does NOT mean being overly harsh with them, it means the exact opposite!”

Michael Voris #fundie #wingnut

So as Trump rolls out one one threat after another to to the unmasking of the Deep State operatives - both camps of Team Evil are springing into action in mutual aid.

Trump and his administration-to-be ARE Team Evil!

Kevin D. Roberts, PhD #crackpot #forced-birth #racist #sexist #wingnut

SailorJojoOzfan2401 #homophobia #fundie

How would SailorJojoOzfan2401 react to a BTTF remake with Mary McFly, who has a bisexual mom?

In the past, Mary has to direct her future mom’s affections away from herself and towards her future dad to ensure that she herself gets born.

Jillian Becker #crackpot #forced-birth #transphobia #wingnut

He has NO IDEA how you’re living or what you want

His ‘working at McDonalds’ stunt wasn’t him trying to gain insight into the lives of poor people working minimum wage jobs to improve their situation. It was him making fun of poor people working minimum wage jobs.

I_dont_know2030 #racist #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #211912
The role Hattie McDaniel played in “Gone With The Wind”: even when things were bad for Scarlet O’Hara, she stayed loyal to her former owner: even post-Civil War.
No wonder that part won her an Oscar.

About that…https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/0/4/775804.jpg