Adulthood is realizing the high school bully is the good guy
He served as a bulwark against degenerate antisocial behaviors and enforced normality
It's not a coincidence that society started going downhill when anti-bullying campaigns started being enforced in schools
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“(bullies) served as a bulwark against degenerate antisocial behaviors and enforced normality”
Speaking as a math nerd, and a scifi geek who grew up in agricultural Idaho in the 70s, i was not degenerate, or antisocial. Just into geek stuff and not football.
“It's not a coincidence that society started going downhill when anti-bullying campaigns started being enforced in schools“
I ended up doing 20 in the service.
No you idiot, Bullying is not problem-solving solution to “Enforce normality”, it’s a crime, plain and simple, stupid. And most of those bullies get into more trouble when they think they can’t get caught until their luck runs out. Worst case scenario is that Bullying can cause school shootings.
He was a closeted homosexual, kept down a year, who constantly accused other boys of being gay and publicly punched them for rejecting his advances, while saying “It’s just a joke .” While he was doing this he was also engaging in homosexual activity behind the sheds.
I expect the quotee doesn’t like gay people, right?
One time he gave me a hammer and asked me to kill him with it, just to prove to me how powerless I was.
He also smoked a lot, which stunted his growth and made him rather less of a bully after 15, and is probably what led to his death at the age of 39. He’d never moved out of his mum’s house.
I recently made a little pilgrimage to his burial place. I said my piece. I verbally regretted that, as two social misfits, we could not have been friends. Then I put ‘Stayin’ Alive’ on my phone (selected for maximum disrespect) and had myself a one-man rave on his grave.
This is all true BTW.
I’m guessing you’re pissed because LGBTQIA+ people and PWD are allowed to exist? And even get ‘uppity’? And that women and POC don’t have to kiss the white man’s ass anymore? What a sad world this must be for you now!
I’m so sad for you. /s
Also, in case you never realized, Biff was the bad guy.
He served as a bulwark against degenerate antisocial behaviors and enforced normality
How the fuck is “enforced normality” a good thing in any way?? Sounds pretty damn boring, if you ask me.
Also, since Back to The Future is one of my favorite movie series (serieses?) of all time, I gotta say, if you watched that and thought BIFF was the “good guy”…that’s what I’d call “comically missing the point”!
I would say you "peaked" in high school, but being a bully (or, more likely, a bully's snivelling little lackey) wasn't really a peak.
Simp-le here clearly hasn’t seen “Back to the Future”.
When Marty McFly wakes up after returning to 1985 - yes, in THAT bizarre sleeping pose! - to not only realise that he has the vehicle of his dreams, but there’s been another change since a certain area became known as Lone Pine Mall due to the past destruction of one of said trees by that DeLorean. His father.
Now the confident professor & successful author guess who’s now inferior to him…?!
Dave ‘Mad Aussie Sparky’ Jones - of EEVBlog fame on YouTube - comes to mind, as his all-time favourite films are the “Back to the Future” trilogy. What he says here…:
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…sums you up perfectly Simp-le, you drongo.
Ah, okay, so when I got baseball bats swung at my head, or when rumours about my family so vile I've not repeated them to a soul in well over thirty years were spread, or lies about my planning a school shooting (I was a senior when Columbine happened) were circulated, it was all okay because it was done for the good to society. Ah, okay then. Well that changes everything. Social anxiety cured, trauma disappears, now I can see how I had to suffer so everyone else could feel better.
*Ahem*
Go to your local zoo. Slip the biggest bull elephant you can find a healthy dose of Cialis. Wait until it is fully erect. Then proceed to fuck yourself on that cock.
@Lucilius #212216
Peaks are relative. I grew up in Idaho, and was stationed in Florida. The highest point in FL is a bit over 400 feet above sea level. The lowest point in Idaho is at the bottom of the deepest canyon in North America and it’s at 739 feet above sea level.
“Adulthood is realizing”
Fucking shows.
And who decides what is normal and what is degenerate? You? I certainly didn’t vote for you. What if society decides you are degenerate by whatever arbitrary standard is used? Will you abandon your identity and conform, or submit to the bullying? If not, why should we have to?
@Malingspann #212205
Did he boo the scene where 1955 George McFly knocks out 1955 Biff?
It wouldn’t surprise me.
Hey, you know one of the things that gets people bullied? Watching “nerd” shows like…say…Star Trek: Voyager
Report to your nearest bully for a swirlie, Neelix
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