TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

This person is actually trying to say a “Citizen of the United States” and a “United States Citizen” are different things. And they don’t realize how stupid that sounds???

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

and for yet others it’s drinking beer at the bar while watching the Lions game with your buddies.

Hey, that sounds like a damn good time to me. F yeah, go Lions!!

Various Users #racist

How many even realize that Kwanza is a made-up holiday

How is ANY holiday NOT a “made-up holiday”? Holidays are holidays because some people said “hey, let’s celebrate such-and-such on this day” and then a bunch of other people said “yeah, good idea, we’ll do that!”

Danlboon #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Kejraj Eol #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Interruptions in the matrix and to the daily routines which humans have been accustomed to will continue

They will continue? I dunno, especially because I’ve been working at the same job for the last 2 and half years, my daily routine hasn’t changed all that much lately! One thing I’ve started to watch on YouTube lately is those “police bodycam videos”…ya know, the ones of people getting stopped by police and doing crazy and/or stupid shit? One thing I like to do is look at the date and time on the video and try to think of what I was probably doing at the time. It’s always something like “oh, April 23, 2023, 3am? I was probably either drinking beer or sleeping, LOL”

Suffering Mother #transphobia

Maybe about 15 years ago, I went up to the gas station down the street from me, buying I don’t ever remember what, and I literally thought I saw my mother. I even struck up a conversation with her, thinking it was my mom, started to say something like “hey, what are you doing here?” She said a few things in response, then I quickly realized…”oh wait, that ain’t “TheMomOfRhye”. (lol) I kinda let the conversation trail off awkwardly after that….but the point is, yeah, sometimes you meet people that totally look like someone else, but they ain’t!

Matt Walsh #sexist #wingnut

There are few women on the face of the Earth who can carry a full grown man to safety.

Maybe less so then men, but I’ve definitely seen and met some women who could carry a man to safety! I don’t know, but I’d assume that there are certain requirements for physical fitness to be a firefighter, and I’d also assume those are the same for women and men. But then again, like KeithInc said, carrying a man to safety ain’t all being a firefighter requires, is it?

Girl Mom #transphobia

Average Dad #transphobia #racist #wingnut #fundie

Those in power approve of the current state because they will be the ones left in power telling everyone what to do.

That sentence makes very little sense to me. “Those in power” are already the ones “telling everyone what to do”, right? It’s close to being a tautology. Those in power are in power and want to remain in power. Thanks, captain obvious.

Carmen Cojocaru #racist #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Recent research has indicated that the real Semites were the Khazars

“Semites” literally just means people who speak Semitic languages, or basically Jews and Arabs.

various commenters #racist

Candace Owens #conspiracy #transphobia

BREAKING: In mid-November, I made contact with a journalist claiming to have a trove of evidence proving Brigitte Macron was born a man.

I have one question. Even if that was 100 percent true….why should I give a shit???

Ann Calatayud/Bride Ministries International #fundie #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

This means that Jesus, who is Jewish

That just reminded me of that little poem, I don’t know who first wrote it, but I think Anton LaVey of all people quoted it:

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish
If it wasn’t for Jesus, we’d all be Jewish.

Laura Wood #racist #conspiracy

Non-whites will work (or be forced to work) for less money and longer hours

She didn’t realize what she said there, did she? The non-whites were or are forced to work for less money and longer hours? Jeez, why could that be? Let’s see, what it could be….racism??? Against them??? Well, isn’t that special? (excuse me, channeling the “Church Lady” from Saturday Night Live lol) How is that supposed to be an argument that capitalism is racist against white people??? That whole thing is fucked up, and for what it’s worth, I don’t even consider myself an “anti-capitalist”….

seekingthething and lilafowler1 #transphobia #enbyphobia #dunning-kruger

My controversial opinion is that I think there is an agenda to encourage people to question their sexuality and gender. And I disagree with it

OK…I get where the problem of people questioning their gender is coming from. I mean, I think it’s stupid and kinda petty, that the issue is not wanting to be bothered to address people the way they would prefer to be addressed. But what in the HELL does “people questioning their sexuality” have to do with that?? Ain’t that an issue between them and whoever they might be having sex with, or would want to have sex with?

David Guyll #transphobia #dunning-kruger

The ugly paladin has a mental illness haircut

I’m not sure if I even want to know, but what in the hell is a “mental illness haircut”???

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy

Billy Graham has woefully confused service with salvation

Billy Graham hasn’t been confused or even non-confused about anything for almost 7 years now. (when he died at the age of 99)

Elon Musk #wingnut

Elon Musk has urged people not to donate to Wikipedia following the website's $50,000,000 purchase

I have always thought about donating to Wikipedia, but I never have…the fact that Elon Musk has urged me not to do it only makes me want to do it more.

AirWinn Oli #conspiracy #quack

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Psalm 81:9 “There shall no strange god be in thee; neither shalt thou worship any strange god.”

The God you worship seems pretty damn “strange” to me, I gotta say.

State of the Nation Editor #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Zinnia #215105

Admittedly there is a superficial connection between Dogecoin and Department Of Government Efficiency, and that connection is Musk’s crappy sense of humor. He literally named the (still non-existent) “department” after Dogecoin for no reason other than it was “funny”.

Don’t forget, he also named models of Tesla vehicles the Model S, Model 3, Model X, and Model Y. So, yeah…that makes “S3XY”. I like a good “Easter Egg” as much as anyone, but that seems just kinda stupid, lol. And the “Model 3″ was supposed to be the “Model E” but Ford already had that trademarked.

Donald Trump #wingnut #elitist

I didn’t think Donald Trump had any small modicum of class, but I guess that’s just confirmation of what I already knew. Holy shit.

Runemasque #transphobia

I could not ethically nor honestly participate in what, to me, had become a fantastical ritual given very very grand and heavy meaning. I am not going to go to the trans church and say I believe in the god when I don't

Not every “ritual given very heavy meaning” is a religion that has a god! Not everything is a damn religion! I’ve been a fan of watching pro and college sports for over 30 years, especially when you’re actually at a game, there’s a bunch of rituals. Ya know, join in with the crowd, who’s all chanting certain things at the right times.

Uhh….wait, maybe that sounds more like a religion than I thought it did. All hail our lord and saviour Dan Campbell, MCDC. Go Lions! (15-2, #1 seed in the NFC, fuck yeah!)

Jim #wingnut #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

trannies in the army

Yeah, armies do have motorized vehicles, by definition, so those would have “trannies”, more commonly known as transmissions these days!

Even aside from that bit of joking, why the hell can’t a transgender person be in the military? Or LGBT people in general? You don’t have to BE straight to shoot straight, right?

Anos via A.S. #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Malingspann #215031

It’s been literally decades since I’ve thought of the Smurf lore to this extent, but wasn’t their arch-nemesis Gargamel just a human? I don’t remember him being much taller than the Smurfs themselves.

Busters #fundie

like Trolls with Demonic faces...but dressed in cute little "dolly" clothes to be accepted as a toy and hugged and loved by a child.

Are they seriously talking about those “troll dolls” that I remember being popular for a while starting in the 90s or so? (tho now that I googled that, they’ve been around since the mid-50s! Who knew, lol) I gotta admit, I always found those guys to be vaguely creepy, but I would never have called them “Demonic!” Ya know, when I think “demonic”, I imagine something that would be on the cover of a Dio album or something, not….that:

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Rinus Verhagen #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy #osycho

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Men make a grave mistake telling women their problems and weaknesses.

Not that I’m an expert on this AT ALL, but I’ve always thought telling someone your problems and weaknesses sounds like a part of a normal healthy relationship. After all, if you’re gonna be together for any decent amount of time, you’re gonna find out what your “problems and weaknesses” are anyway, right?

Imagine Christ complaining to you about how he's feeling. Men would be lost. Women look to men in the same way.

Saying that women should look at men like they’re Jesus Christ to them????

Valentina Gomez and Laura Loomer #racist #psycho

@Creativerealms #214813

Was “pdfs” supposed to be a weird abbreviation for “pedophiles”? If that ain’t it, I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about.

Also, not that this is relevant at all, but when I read that name “Valentina Gomez”….omg, awesome name for a female pro wrestler, lol.

Blood.Re4per #wingnut #pratt

Im pretty sure no-one is racist in today's world

I’m pretty sure you’re either being disingenuous or woefully ignorant.

Thinker2 #crackpot #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy #mammon

An all capitalized name communicates many concepts; Death, Corporation, Trust, Legal Fiction, Slave, Debtor, etc.

No, it communicates that either your Caps Lock button is stuck, or that you’re an idiot.

Tom Dienes #fundie #magick #crackpot

Thinker2 #crackpot #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy #mammon

Counterfeit Food (Lab Grown)

How is “lab grown” food counterfeit? It’s still FOOD, ain’t it?

The Rev. Steven Roland #wingnut #fundie

such reprehensible examples of judicial activism

Read “judicial activism” as “court rulings I don’t like.”

Also, I couldn’t help noticing the plaintiff in “Bostock v. Clayton County” was Gerald Bostock…I must say, anyone who disagreed with that ruling must be, ya know….thick as a brick?

(sorry, couldn’t resist, lol)

Michael Voris #fundie

Western Civilization needs to be reestablished? I thought I was right in the middle of it, looks like it’s still going along as far as I can tell…

Jinska #homophobia #sexist #wingnut

She-Ra is no longer a symbol for femininity, but for LGBT

Who said those things are mutually exclusive?

Ashamed-Success-3826 #sexist #pratt #dunning-kruger

most of them would settle for their "looksmatch". Which essentially means, someone equal to or below their looks. If a 5 got with a 5, for example.

Ugh, I hate it when incels inevitably start going into “ratings” like that. Like there’s some ironclad undisputable way to tell who’s a 5 or 6 or a 7 whatever, and personal preference isn’t a thing?? I know incels don’t talk to women, but do they even talk to other guys? Have they never talked to someone who said to them “yeah, that woman you think is hot? I don’t think she is”? I’ve had many alcohol-fueled conversations with “the guys” that basically centered around that, lol.

Brian Niemeier #crackpot #sexist #conspiracy

Consider that Japan, the birthplace of anime, has one of the world’s lowest birthrates. The West, too, is seeing a decline, particularly among younger generations who are less likely to marry and have children compared to their predecessors.

Why is that such a horrible thing, the decline in birth rates? There’s over 8 billion people on this planet right now, and I’m guessing that that is still increasing. Is there something Brian here is leaving unsaid, like he’d rather have certain people’s birth rates increase instead of others??

(also, damn, I was looking up world population by year, and there was 4.2 billion people when I was born in 1977. So that means my lifetime has seen close to a doubling in the world population!)

George Lujack/Scripture Truth Ministries #fundie #racist #conspiracy

The Old #crackpot #conspiracy

I live about 5 miles, “as the crow flies,” from a power plant that drives a turbine by steam. I can even see the exhaust from the stacks at times. Of course, though, that steam is generated by good ol’ nuclear reactions and whatnot! In fact, I even get something in the mail once a year telling me what to do in the event of something going wrong there.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie

Of course, the cult masters swarm around their internet spaces and hail Trans-giving and Trans Santa

I have never heard of either “Trans-giving” or “Trans Santa” before I read that line right there. Are those even popular things in “transgender internet spaces”? Or is this just an example of someone looking for things to be “outraged” by?

JDoors #wingnut #dunning-kruger

I wonder why mocking always targets Christianity and Republicans?

Well, I think mocking (I’d call it satire maybe) often targets Christianity because it’s kind of the biggest target, ain’t it? It’s by far the biggest religion in the “western world.” Something that’s that big of an institution and a cultural force will inevitably be mocked or satirized or lampooned, or whatever you wanna call it. And as for Republicans always being the ones mocked, it’s kinda the same thing, I think. And of course, that goes back and forth. I’m old enough to remember people making jokes about the Democrats not having anybody worth voting for for President. (I was born in ‘77, so there were Republican Presidents from the time that I knew what a President was until I was a few months shy of 16 years old!)

C. Jay Engel and Jeremy Carl #fundie #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #forced-birth

It’s a public square with a god that is antithetical to the god of the Founders.

Uh, I hate to break it to you (actually no, I love to), but a lot of the Founding Fathers were deists. If a random person came up to some of the more “fundie” Christians today saying the stuff that Thomas Jefferson did, they’d call him a heretic or blasphemer or something.

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #pratt #dunning-kruger

but if Canada was to become our 51st State

He’s STILL on that nonsense???

George Lujack/Scripture Truth Ministries #fundie #racist #conspiracy

Chasen sounds and spells similar to Chosen, and this baby may indeed be the chosen one.

The “chosen one” is the Antichrist? OK, so retired pro wrestler, WWE Hall of Famer, Jeff Jarrett is the Antimessiah? He was never a favorite of mine, but I wouldn’t say THAT about him, lol.

Scorezeny #racist #homophobia

@JeanP #214288

It’s gotta be. LOL, I only know of him because he was in Harry Turtledove’s “alternate history” series about WWII. If the portrayal of him there is true, he was a total badass, but also of course, ab evil racist asshole, lol.

Richard Truesdell and Keith Lehmann #wingnut #racist #homophobia #enbyphobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Listen to any speech given by Democrats in 2024, and you’ll be bombarded by buzzwords, sloganeering, euphemisms, and phrases that provide a constant diversion from answering truthfully.

That could describe most speeches by politicians, whether Democrat or Republican or otherwise!