TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Caspian Sarginson #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy #pratt

Perhaps you have thought to yourself, "Flat earth? Come on! How could I possibly have been deceived and fooled into believing the world is a sphere in a heliocentric system if the earth is really flat? No one could fool me my entire life! And there's no way they could fool the entire world!"

No, it’s more like, I thought to myself, “Flat earth? Come on! That’s obviously bullshit, because I can see the evidence that the earth isn’t flat with my own two eyes!”

Stupid Clown #racist #conspiracy #kinkshaming

They want us all to adopt the standards of the negro and worship borderline obese fatties.

By “borderline obese fatties” he means “women of average weight,” right? But I do have to wonder what the chance is that he’s got a secret stash of “BBW porn” on his computer….

Jesse Watters #wingnut

Canada. At first I wanted it, and I tried to divide it into two states. And then I realized we'd be adding Montana basically for the Republicans, and electorally, like, a Texas for the Democrats, and I don't like that. But the fact that they don't want us to take them over makes me want to invade. I want to quench my imperialist thirst

Did you ever stop to think…hey, maybe Canada doesn’t want to be annexed?

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

More people should follow the wisdom of Bill S. Preston esquire, and Theodore “Ted” Logan. Namely, “be excellent to each other. and party on, dudes!”

PS. Rufus knows what he’s talking about.

Matt Walsh #psycho #transphobia #wingnut

I used to watch NASCAR races a lot back in the day….ya know, the one where they all go really fast, turn left, and repeat for about 300 miles or something? And the cars vaguely resemble Fords and Chevys and such? So, whenever someone talks about wanting to “kill DEI” or whatever I always think “what did Dale Earnhardt Inc. ever do to you?”

Human Race Survival Resistance #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

@Niam2020 #216525

With one of those logos that looks like a bunch of twigs thrown together, I imagine…

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

SHE is still your damn CHILD, is she not? I’ve never had children myself, but I always thought the whole idea was that you’re supposed to love them unconditionally? I’m just glad I have better parents than THAT. Like, if I said right now to them, “I’m gonna be a girl”…OK, they’d probably think I just lost my damn mind, because I’ve shown absolutely no indication of that ever, but if that was actual thing, they’d still love and support me.

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

Is it just me, or is anyone else extremely annoyed by this use of the word “based”?? I always feel like when someone says that, they’re not completing the sentence. They’re based? Based on what?

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy #sexist

It’s very obvious that if Intergalactic had featured a normal white male protagonist, as was the standard for video games up until the day Donald Trump won the 2016 election

That was “the standard for video games” until 2016? I gotta say, I don’t think that’s quite right. I can think of some notable female protagonists at least. Ya know, like Terra Branford from Final Fantasy VI, Samus Aran from Metroid, or hell, Ms Pac Man even.

PS. Just to add an obvious one I missed, Lara Croft.

SiriusB #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

You scrutinize the Moon Landing, dissecting the shadows, the radiation belts, the technological limitations of the 1960s.

I really have to find it again one of these days, but a few years ago I saw a video on YouTube done by a guy who was some kind of video expert, he basically said that we didn’t have the technology in 1969 to fake the moon landing video. (like many conspiracy theorists have claimed was done)

Marjorie Taylor Greene #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut

“Do you serve God or do you serve the Democrat Party?” Greene asked.

The best answer to that would be “I serve the American people.”

Jon Del Arroz #fundie #conspiracy

Mr Metron666 #transphobia #homophobia

The LGBT community has spent years earning the public's trust and sympathy, convincing them they're not pedos and sexual deviants

What the hell exactly is “sexual deviant” supposed to mean? Someone whose sexuality deviates from the norm? OK, I guess if that’s the definition, then LGBT people would be “sexual deviants,” but why is that necessarily a bad thing?

Stand For Truth UK #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Rev. Terry Jackson #fundie #sexist

Nothing said about the guy who knocked her up, I notice. He just gets a free pass? It’s HER who’s the sinner, but not him?

Andrew Tate #dunning-kruger

I’m better than you because I have suffered more than you ever have.
More than you ever could.

Well, that’s a pretty damn bold statement. I’m assuming this was not in response to any one particular person, but just addressed to the general public? So he’s saying he’s suffered more than…anyone? Or at least anyone reading his post on Twitter? I always hate it when people say that kinda thing…even though most of the time when I’ve heard it, the person is saying they should get preferential treatment, and not that they’re awesome because of it. Everyone who’s been around for a while goes through some tough shit in their life, I don’t see the point of judging whose suffering is the worst.

Dominique Guillet #crackpot #magick #pratt #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Could I venture to sing that we are in the middle of a Cambrian Explosion of Explorations of Sophianic Immanence and Gaian Emanation?

It’s bad enough that you had to type it, do you really have to make it into a song too?

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Akatu of the Pleiadean Collective via The Family Of Taygeta #ufo #magick #crackpot

They Can Become Camouflaged With Flowers To Become Colors Of Lavender, Blue, Silver Or Yellow.

We already have one kind of animal that does that, they’re called chameleons.

Darren Seabolt #fundie

sagworlder #conspiracy

Colonel Wilson #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

This person is actually trying to say a “Citizen of the United States” and a “United States Citizen” are different things. And they don’t realize how stupid that sounds???

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

and for yet others it’s drinking beer at the bar while watching the Lions game with your buddies.

Hey, that sounds like a damn good time to me. F yeah, go Lions!!

Various Users #racist

How many even realize that Kwanza is a made-up holiday

How is ANY holiday NOT a “made-up holiday”? Holidays are holidays because some people said “hey, let’s celebrate such-and-such on this day” and then a bunch of other people said “yeah, good idea, we’ll do that!”

Danlboon #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Kejraj Eol #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Interruptions in the matrix and to the daily routines which humans have been accustomed to will continue

They will continue? I dunno, especially because I’ve been working at the same job for the last 2 and half years, my daily routine hasn’t changed all that much lately! One thing I’ve started to watch on YouTube lately is those “police bodycam videos”…ya know, the ones of people getting stopped by police and doing crazy and/or stupid shit? One thing I like to do is look at the date and time on the video and try to think of what I was probably doing at the time. It’s always something like “oh, April 23, 2023, 3am? I was probably either drinking beer or sleeping, LOL”

Suffering Mother #transphobia

Maybe about 15 years ago, I went up to the gas station down the street from me, buying I don’t ever remember what, and I literally thought I saw my mother. I even struck up a conversation with her, thinking it was my mom, started to say something like “hey, what are you doing here?” She said a few things in response, then I quickly realized…”oh wait, that ain’t “TheMomOfRhye”. (lol) I kinda let the conversation trail off awkwardly after that….but the point is, yeah, sometimes you meet people that totally look like someone else, but they ain’t!

Matt Walsh #sexist #wingnut

There are few women on the face of the Earth who can carry a full grown man to safety.

Maybe less so then men, but I’ve definitely seen and met some women who could carry a man to safety! I don’t know, but I’d assume that there are certain requirements for physical fitness to be a firefighter, and I’d also assume those are the same for women and men. But then again, like KeithInc said, carrying a man to safety ain’t all being a firefighter requires, is it?

Girl Mom #transphobia

Average Dad #transphobia #racist #wingnut #fundie

Those in power approve of the current state because they will be the ones left in power telling everyone what to do.

That sentence makes very little sense to me. “Those in power” are already the ones “telling everyone what to do”, right? It’s close to being a tautology. Those in power are in power and want to remain in power. Thanks, captain obvious.

Carmen Cojocaru #racist #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Recent research has indicated that the real Semites were the Khazars

“Semites” literally just means people who speak Semitic languages, or basically Jews and Arabs.

various commenters #racist

Candace Owens #conspiracy #transphobia

BREAKING: In mid-November, I made contact with a journalist claiming to have a trove of evidence proving Brigitte Macron was born a man.

I have one question. Even if that was 100 percent true….why should I give a shit???

Ann Calatayud/Bride Ministries International #fundie #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

This means that Jesus, who is Jewish

That just reminded me of that little poem, I don’t know who first wrote it, but I think Anton LaVey of all people quoted it:

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish
If it wasn’t for Jesus, we’d all be Jewish.

Laura Wood #racist #conspiracy

Non-whites will work (or be forced to work) for less money and longer hours

She didn’t realize what she said there, did she? The non-whites were or are forced to work for less money and longer hours? Jeez, why could that be? Let’s see, what it could be….racism??? Against them??? Well, isn’t that special? (excuse me, channeling the “Church Lady” from Saturday Night Live lol) How is that supposed to be an argument that capitalism is racist against white people??? That whole thing is fucked up, and for what it’s worth, I don’t even consider myself an “anti-capitalist”….

seekingthething and lilafowler1 #transphobia #enbyphobia #dunning-kruger

My controversial opinion is that I think there is an agenda to encourage people to question their sexuality and gender. And I disagree with it

OK…I get where the problem of people questioning their gender is coming from. I mean, I think it’s stupid and kinda petty, that the issue is not wanting to be bothered to address people the way they would prefer to be addressed. But what in the HELL does “people questioning their sexuality” have to do with that?? Ain’t that an issue between them and whoever they might be having sex with, or would want to have sex with?

David Guyll #transphobia #dunning-kruger

The ugly paladin has a mental illness haircut

I’m not sure if I even want to know, but what in the hell is a “mental illness haircut”???

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy

Billy Graham has woefully confused service with salvation

Billy Graham hasn’t been confused or even non-confused about anything for almost 7 years now. (when he died at the age of 99)

Elon Musk #wingnut

Elon Musk has urged people not to donate to Wikipedia following the website's $50,000,000 purchase

I have always thought about donating to Wikipedia, but I never have…the fact that Elon Musk has urged me not to do it only makes me want to do it more.

AirWinn Oli #conspiracy #quack

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Psalm 81:9 “There shall no strange god be in thee; neither shalt thou worship any strange god.”

The God you worship seems pretty damn “strange” to me, I gotta say.

State of the Nation Editor #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Zinnia #215105

Admittedly there is a superficial connection between Dogecoin and Department Of Government Efficiency, and that connection is Musk’s crappy sense of humor. He literally named the (still non-existent) “department” after Dogecoin for no reason other than it was “funny”.

Don’t forget, he also named models of Tesla vehicles the Model S, Model 3, Model X, and Model Y. So, yeah…that makes “S3XY”. I like a good “Easter Egg” as much as anyone, but that seems just kinda stupid, lol. And the “Model 3″ was supposed to be the “Model E” but Ford already had that trademarked.

Donald Trump #wingnut #elitist

I didn’t think Donald Trump had any small modicum of class, but I guess that’s just confirmation of what I already knew. Holy shit.

Runemasque #transphobia

I could not ethically nor honestly participate in what, to me, had become a fantastical ritual given very very grand and heavy meaning. I am not going to go to the trans church and say I believe in the god when I don't

Not every “ritual given very heavy meaning” is a religion that has a god! Not everything is a damn religion! I’ve been a fan of watching pro and college sports for over 30 years, especially when you’re actually at a game, there’s a bunch of rituals. Ya know, join in with the crowd, who’s all chanting certain things at the right times.

Uhh….wait, maybe that sounds more like a religion than I thought it did. All hail our lord and saviour Dan Campbell, MCDC. Go Lions! (15-2, #1 seed in the NFC, fuck yeah!)

Jim #wingnut #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

trannies in the army

Yeah, armies do have motorized vehicles, by definition, so those would have “trannies”, more commonly known as transmissions these days!

Even aside from that bit of joking, why the hell can’t a transgender person be in the military? Or LGBT people in general? You don’t have to BE straight to shoot straight, right?

Anos via A.S. #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Malingspann #215031

It’s been literally decades since I’ve thought of the Smurf lore to this extent, but wasn’t their arch-nemesis Gargamel just a human? I don’t remember him being much taller than the Smurfs themselves.

Busters #fundie

like Trolls with Demonic faces...but dressed in cute little "dolly" clothes to be accepted as a toy and hugged and loved by a child.

Are they seriously talking about those “troll dolls” that I remember being popular for a while starting in the 90s or so? (tho now that I googled that, they’ve been around since the mid-50s! Who knew, lol) I gotta admit, I always found those guys to be vaguely creepy, but I would never have called them “Demonic!” Ya know, when I think “demonic”, I imagine something that would be on the cover of a Dio album or something, not….that:

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Rinus Verhagen #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy #osycho

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Men make a grave mistake telling women their problems and weaknesses.

Not that I’m an expert on this AT ALL, but I’ve always thought telling someone your problems and weaknesses sounds like a part of a normal healthy relationship. After all, if you’re gonna be together for any decent amount of time, you’re gonna find out what your “problems and weaknesses” are anyway, right?

Imagine Christ complaining to you about how he's feeling. Men would be lost. Women look to men in the same way.

Saying that women should look at men like they’re Jesus Christ to them????