“A real man must work hard,”
‘Kay.
“be a slave to his company,”
Oh, really? Why is that?
“pay taxes that go to support single mothers and thus other men's children,”
Odd thing, I don’t want anyone else’s children to starve. If we’re going to prevent them from getting an abortion, we need to support the kid we created.
"he must be willing to give his life for his nation (or more accurately, the women of his nation)”
No, sweetie, itook an oath to risk my life for men, women, children AND your dumb ass not just the wimmens.
"be the one to make 80% of the effort in starting a relationship,”
Can you support this magic number or is it just something you pulled outta your ass?
And, no. I wanted a partner. I started by respecting her and meeting her halfway, and went on from there.
"put up with endless shit during that relationship,”
I can’t see why you’ve never been in one.
“shower the woman with gifts,”
No, seriously, it must be your height.
"commit to that woman by offering her an expensive ring,”
Hey, she didn’t pull out the Jewler’s Loupe until the honeymoon!
“pay for his daughter's wedding,”
Three boys, ducked that one.
“be the only one who makes an effort to save a marriage (which makes sense because men are always the problem),”
Or do you have a large facial scar that puts people off?
"put up with a woman leaving you and taking half of your hard-earned wealth,”
We’ve been together since 1984.
I wouldn’t give half a cashew for YOUR relationship lasting a fiscal quarter.
"pay money to support her new lifestyle while she's being rammed by chad,”
Do you have a place to publish this fiction? Adult Fanfic dot Net might take it.
“pay money to raise the kids who you are not allowed to see”
The youngest is over 30. They’re on their own already.
“and who are being raised to hate you for no reason other that their mother is vindictive and resents you for not being good enough.”
What a nasty, suspicious misogynist you are. Fond of all the same stereotypes as any incel, but still as loveable as a scorpion.
“But expecting love that was promised by society means you want a rape slave, you misogynistic piece of scum.”
No, no, in DEMANDING love that was praised by society, but never promised, you entitled fucks detail your slapve rape fantasies about relationships and other nightmares you can’t handle.