TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

M. B. Mathews #homophobia #wingnut #racist #elitist

Americans are still forced to endure an entire month in June dedicated to observing something called gay pride.

What are you really being “forced to endure” though? Seeing posts on facebook or twitter saying it’s Pride Month? Maybe seeing a pride flag outside when there wasn’t one there before? Oh, the horror!

Dan Cooper/James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

I’m in the middle of reading a series about a trucker who finds a portal to a desert world and meets magical warrior women…and that seems less far-fetched than what I just read.

Ethan White #wingnut #conspiracy

a deliberate, coordinated, high-stakes chess match designed to flush out Deep State agents, activate sleeper narratives, and force the Epstein-linked elite into premature exposure.

I know calling whatever this is a “chess match” is just a metaphor, but I imagine if Trump and Musk played chess…Trump would be like beginner level, and he’d always make wild attacks that fail in the end…while Musk would be intermediate, but he thinks he’s a lot better than he actually is.

Chick Tracts #homophobia #fundie

@PLMMJ #226339

The site’s motto is “chick tracts get read!” Fat chance anyone pays attention to proselytizers who use them, we just point and laugh and gawk since they’re all available to read through online.

I’ve worked as a porter (aka janitor) at a truck stop for close to three years now. It’s not a very frequent thing, but once in a great while, I’ll go into the men’s room and find Chick Tracts left here and there. Not sure how many people actually read them there, but I always just throw them into the garbage where they belong, lol

Doenut Factory #crackpot #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy

you get the $42, which is connected to the universe. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

If you seriously think Douglas Adams (RIP) would have had anything to do with this kind of shit (other than to satirize it maybe), you have no damn idea what you’re talking about.

Jefferson #homophobia #wingnut

'Pride' seems to be cancelled this year

He says, as it’s literally “Pride Month”…

Chick Tracts #homophobia #fundie

Chick Tracts #conspiracy #fundie

Helen is now a citizen of two countries Helen has two flags, two presidents, two constitutions and two loyalties.

Well, people with dual citizenship certainly are a thing, but, no, being a Catholic doesn’t mean you’re a citizen of the Vatican. (if there were the case, it’d be one of most populated countries in the world!)

The Vatican is a government with its own money

“The Holy See” is the government, and they use the Euro now. (tho I don’t know when this tract was made, so it could have been long before that happened, lol)

Hurford2000’s Productions #elitist #pratt

“NO LOGO KIDS, VYOND USERS, POSITIVE PEOPLE, 2020’s DECADE FANS OR MUYUN BROTHERS FANS ALLOWED ON MY PAGE)”

I guess I’m just too old, because I have no idea what like half of that sentence means.

LightBringerFlex #conspiracy

Benjamin Guggenheim, Isador Strauss, the head of Macy's Department Stores, and John Jacob Astor, probably the wealthiest man in the world were all killed when it sank. Those three men were the maln opposition to the creation of the US. Fed. By April, 1912, all opposition to the Federal Reserve was eliminated.

OK, that sounds like a little bit of a stretch there! First, those three people are the “maln” opposition to the Federal Reserve, then, is the very next sentence, “ALL opposition was eliminated”? I’m not too familiar with the history of that, but I’d have to assume that more than 3 people were against it!

Daniel Larson #conspiracy #racist #psycho

ripx4nutmeg #transphobia

Why I should give a shit about what the odds of two of the Spice Girls having trans children are? To be quite honest, I don’’t give a shit it they had cisgender children, transgender children, or if they fucking gave birth to aliens! (well, that would be kinda notable, but you get the point!)

Jim #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #wingnut

If you have been watching the gaming channels, you will see a whole lot of big games have bombed horribly, because they targeted the “Modern Audience”
No one wants to play a game as a morbidly obese woman or as a male to female transsexual.

That means, in “normal people speak”… “I didn’t like such and such game because all the chicks it weren’t HOT”, doesn’t it?

AndyPants Gaming #racist #wingnut

@Timjer #225941

I may not know much about Porn RPGs myself, but I’ve also read plenty of “porn with plot” stories that have FAR better characterization, dialogue, writing, and world building than even some professional stories, especially than whatever the frack this may be…

Oh yeah, I agree on that as well! I ain’t even gonna lie, I’ve gotten into those “haremlit/litRPG” books as well. They ain’t all winners, but I’ve found some enjoyable series. (serieses?) I’ve even found myself skimming through the sex scenes because I wanna see what will happen next, lol.

Also, the “151” in the game I was talking was always kind of a joke/reference. The games like almost done (but on hiatus) and I think the MC gets like 30+ girls, lol.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

The massive pipe organs were operated by the keyboards the petal boards and the stops
Which produced sound that was conducted and amplified
Each lever made a musical note which was a part of the complete chromatic scale

That is more or less right, but ain’t really saying anything special. Yeah, pipe organs existed, they’re cool, but so? (organs have PEDALS, not “petals” btw!) And yeah, I have several musical instruments at my disposal, almost any note I play on any of them will be “part of the complete chromatic scale”.

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Laura Wood #homophobia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernardino_of_Siena

His preaching, his book burnings, and his "bonfires of the vanities" established his reputation in his own lifetime; they were frequently directed against gambling, infanticide, sorcery/witchcraft, sodomy (male homosexuality), Jews, Gypsies, usury, and the like.

Lovely guy, sounds like he’s right up the alley of the modern-day fundiest of the fundies!

Matt Osborne, Mama Ain’t Playin’, asterisk, T. Lister #transphobia #conspiracy

Jim #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #wingnut

But the Roman Catholic Church resides in the Global American Empire in Exile.

Huh? The Vatican City/Holy See is “the Global American Empire in Exile”? I mean, I don’t know if anywhere could truly be said to be where the Roman Catholic church “resides” but that’s definitely the HQ, at least! Also I imagine a lot of Italian Catholics would have an issue with that statement, not to mention those in other countries…

AndyPants Gaming #racist #wingnut

I play porn RPGs and such, most of them have better, more intelligent dialogue than that! Oh, and OK, the protagonist in my all-time favorite one is a guy who’s out to collect 151 slave girls (it’s a magic number), and he’ll totally kill a guy for fucking with him, but he ain’t racist, or even homophobic! lol

sh00p_daOOP #conspiracy #wingnut

Didn’t Trump accuse Russia of election interference? (in the election he WON lol) Where was his evidence for that?

Prostitute Disfigurement #transphobia #psycho

Oh, this is one of those “Cookie Monster vocals and super-fast drums” kinda bands. Not my kinda thing really, I like metal with vocals that actually have some melody to them. That’s a matter of taste, I guess, but geez, those lyrics….

But to fair, I guess at least when the band is called “Prostitute Disfigurement”, ya probably should know what you’re getting into.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@RealUSCenturion Growing up I always just thought of myself a a "regular guy."

Why the hell would anyone want to think of themselves as such? Like, who ever said to their parents, when they asked them waht they wanna be when they grow up, and answered, “a regular guy”? Im a damn weirdo, and proud of it!

Chris O’Connor/Daniel Rink #ufo #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Chris O’Connor created the Deems device, the Divine Evolution Electromagnetic Micro Singularity Device,

My personal bullshit detector is going off the charts!

J. K. Rowling #transphobia #wingnut #psycho

@Timjer #225695

Yeah, one fantasy series that I was always a big fan of was Piers Anthony’s “Xanth” books. While I know that series has been criticized for being sexist towards women (which is fair, at least in the early books) I’ve never heard of Piers Anthony himself being involved in any scandal or having made controversial statements.

Not that anybody was ever really on my case about this too much, but the fact that she’s a total transphobe makes me feel a little better about how I never liked the Harry Potter books. (tried to read the whole series but I kinda got bored of it halfway through)

@Wanderers_Choice, @Memphis1984 & @janusli #wingnut #racist #sexist

most women are simply little more than idiot-children in an adult's body

I’m 48 years old. (I feel like I say that all the time here, but it’s just to say “I’ve seen some shit” I guess, lol) In my experience, there have DEFINITELY been just as many men who I would say that about, if not more. It’s pretty close either way, I think. Men are definitely just as capable of being “idiot-children” as women are!

Daniel Larson #conspiracy #racist #psycho

@Tilver #225686

My sentiments exactly. When I read that, my first thought was “OK, who the fuck is this guy?”

The YouTube link is now 1:19 of a guy running and he’s out of breath and it cuts off just before he looks like he’s about to talk.

Steven L Anderson #homophobia

As long as we’re making fun of people’s last names like we’re 10-year-olds or something, isn’t “trump” a slang word for “fart” in England? I’d much rather be a “booty judge” than a fart!

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

<@KeithInc.> #225542

She had to go to the ATM machine but couldn’t remember her PIN number.

I have to laugh at how she’s for some reason singling out Wi-Fi. Does she not know what TV and radio are? More of those dastardly “electromagnetic frequencies”! (“electromagnetic radiation” would be a better way to put it, really) Wi-Fi is literally just internet over radio. I’ve heard people say it’s the higher frequencies of Wi-Fi and cell phones that are dangerous, but she said “Wi-Fi and all these other different frequency bands”

A Veteran Intelligence Analyst & Former U.S. Military Officer #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Steven Roland #wingnut #fundie #transphobia

Kacklin’ Kamala Harris is the current Vice President of the United States of America, having assumed that role due to the ineptitude of RINO Donald Trump during the 2020 Presidential election. She was the nominee for President of the United States in 2024, due to senile Joe Biden transferring the nomination to her without a single vote being cast.

There was a “roll call vote” of the Democratic delegates, so that’s inaccurate.

Timerweetk4, Worldender666 #homophobia

I'm grounded and writing this on my burner phone. AITA?

It really shouldn’t, but somehow the fact that a 16-year-old has a “burner phone” makes me feel old. And, yeah, you kinda ARE the asshole there.

churchmusiclady #transphobia

Sometimes I feel like I'm living in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," when everyone around you has been completely brainwashed and you just cannot believe what you're hearing.

I feel the same thing at times, like when I somehow end up watching the Fox “News” Channel.

Laura Wood #sexist #wingnut

— Ladies’ Home Journal, January 1913

This just in, late-breaking news…we’re not in 1913 anymore.

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #fundie #racist #sexist #homophobia #conspiracy

the social argument over whether parents should spank or not spank

Parents should spank…other parents and other consenting adults, if that’s what they’re all into. ;)

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #conspiracy #magick #ufo

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #pratt

Verlisify #fundie #pratt #wingnut #dunning-kruger #elitist

Millenials and Zoomers are the worst generation.

OK, that’s TWO generations actually. Why not throw “Gen Alpha” in there too and make yourself sound like even more of a curmudgeonly old fart, while you’re at it?

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

We have an on-off relationship. If I slip up and say something unacceptable to her, she stops talking to me for months. I have to compromise all the time to keep our connection. I am tired. So, so tired. I wish I could have a break from all of it, but this is my life. There is no way out.

Typical PITT shit as usual, “me me me”…

ALifeWastedOnRot #wingnut

My state, Michigan, decided to eliminate helmet laws for motorcycle riders, some time ago, I’d guess 20 years ago maybe? Same thing I said about seat belt laws, tho…why the fuck would you NOT want to wear a helmet??? I wear a helmet on the rare times I ride my bicycle, ya know? lol

Embarrassed-Pie-6696 #dunning-kruger #homophobia

I wouldn’t bet against this guy secretly being a furry, or maybe even having a stash of some REALLY WRONG porn on a hard drive somewhere….

Brent D. Cates #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

My dad, who definitely voted for Trump, even has a Trump bumper sticker on his riding mower, would think this person is nuttier than squirrel shit at a peanut farm.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #racist #conspiracy

@toodoolooloo #fundie #quack #magick

Marjorie Cole #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Gossip and backbiting and talking behind the back of someone releases words the devil can use to bring evil and bad things to pass in their lives. These words are like sharp arrows that pierce down into the soul of the targeted one.

That’s kinda “right for the wrong reasons” aint it? Yeah, I believe those aren’t good things to do, but it ain’t because the devil will do anything to anybody if I did them. Of course, it’s an ages-old question, is it better to do or not do things because you’re fearing punishment from a mystical being, or because you yourself judge them to be correct? I know my answer, anyway.

Warren Davidson & Barry Moore #crackpot #wingnut

Today, Rep. Warren Davidson (R-OH)

This is MOSTLY a joke, but as a lifelong resident of Michigan, not to mention a longtime fan of the Michigan Wolverines football teams, who’ve had a long-running rivalry with the team from the college in Columbus…of COURSE a Congressman from Ohio would be the one to come up with something like this!

Edited to add: Oh wait, I looked him up, he actually has a degree from *gasp* Notre Dame. That’s just as bad, lol.

ALifeWastedOnRot #wingnut

Laws or no laws, you’re in a vehicle weighing probably about two tons, traveling at a high rate of speed. With other vehicles which could collide with you at any time. Buckle up out of self preservation, if nothing else!

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Astaro #fundie

@Tilver #225021

Now, I can sympathize with getting a bit tired of seeing "Oh, this evil guy/gal? What if s/he wasn't?" or "What if we looked at thing from when this evil person wasn't evil?" sort of storylines. There are a LOT of those. Some sillier than others.

A common trope for sure, but one that I TOTALLY enjoy for some reason, lol. Of course, when it’s actually done well, that is. Maybe it’s because I’ve been a big pro wrestling for a long time, and I’m used to those “face turns” and such.