āI want free money,ā
Everyone does.
āI want free houseā
My military retirement pretty much IS my house payment. Pretty sure no one would turn down a free house.
āI want free car
I want free gasā
OR, a mass transit system thatās so dependable and frequent that i never even look at the schedule, just walk to the nearest stop.
āI want free food
I want free clothingā
You know, when i enlisted, the Navy paid for my housing, food, my first clothing issue, and i got paid every hour of the day, all week long. Of course it was about 92 cents an hour most of my career, but didnāt matter if i was working or sleeping.
āI want free drinkā
Navy, again.
āI want free marijuanaā
No interest, thanks.
āI want a free vacation in Europeā
THe Navy stationed me in Scotland, where i met my wife.
āI want free sex with a lot of girlsā
Oneās enough for me. The closest i ever got to paying for it, my roommate dated a stripper. When she and her roommate were between jobs, theyād ask Mike, āHey! Think your virgin roommate would pay us $20 to lose that?ā
Then Mike would rush home, ask me if he could borrow $40 until payday, then go back and say, āHeās not interested, but hereās $40 for you guys to fuck Me.ā
āAnd I want you to pay for the all of this. On the base being I am a living human being.ā
Okay. But youāll have to vote in the people that want universal healthcare, and UBI, and DEI, and all that woke shit.
And education. You need LOTS more education.