According to a leaked report from Russian intelligence, an Israeli vessel carrying the largest adrenochrome shipment ever recorded was intercepted by Russian forces at the Tartus naval base in Syria. Destination? Hollywood, USA.
The cargo was labeled as “medical humanitarian aid.” But what Russian operatives found inside was anything but humanitarian. Sealed cryo-canisters, military-grade cold storage units, and vials marked with serial codes linked to black-site hospitals in war zones.
A report leaked from the intelligence of the Russia in the world where…
…Eurovision Song Contest never came to be.
…the plot of Dante’s Peak happened for real.
…the natural colour of cotton is purple.
…John Lennon and Yoko Ono split up when it was revealed that she’s a lesbian and he was her cover.