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Bienenhalde #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy

“Personally, I do not want the help of so-called "allies" and queer activists who wish to destroy my religion.”
That still doesn’t explain how you can BE in that religion, if you’re anathema to the doctrine.

Xinhong #fundie

“If you can pick and choose which parts of the bible you want to believe, I think you are very very wrong.”
Do you know ANY christain who believes the ENTIRE bible?
Including the woman whose lovers were hung like mules? Literally like mules?

“Science in the end is man trying to discover a God-made field.”
Actually, in the BEGINNING, men were trying to discover God’s handiwork, for the glory of God.
Nowadays, though, the science is into the secular facts. The gods are independent of the science. You wanna believe in one, g’head.

“To think that man who are as fallen as you and I, who have brains just as puny or maybe a mere percent better is the Lord of science and in it lies all truth is totally stupid.”
Science is made up of facts, not truths. That’s a stupid take on what actual science-minded people actually believe… A strawman in other words. Not true.

“Again i say, show me empirical evidence.”
Every textbook shows what we think is the explanation, and all the evidence we’ve collected that tells us this. Read a fucking book.

“Also, what's your problem with the Bible.”
Oh, the lies, the anachronisms, the stories that often sound like Florida Man stories (their plan was to sell their brother into slavery, then tell their parents he was eaten by gators). The misogyny, the sexism, the concentration on the patriarchy…

“You better than God now?”
I exist, so, yes.

Mike #conspiracy #racist

Cosmotheist Church #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Hence his dramatic plan of action: destroy the synagogues, ban Judaic teaching, confiscate ill-gotten Jewish wealth, put Jews to hard labor, and ultimately, drive them out of Christian lands

Nazis tried this “program” and the results were less than wholesome, to put it mildly.

For those interested, the Cosmotheist Church was inspired by William Pierce’s ideas.

Michael Hill/Dr. Sasha Lessin #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Making up nonsense is not revelation. The urSkeks are fictitious. :)

Confusing Norse and Mesopotamian. End time changes... apocalypticism?

The light perspective is funny, it's like "the face on mars" that only looks like a "face" to great apes, if viewed from a certain angle while the light also comes at a specific angle...

This also reminded me of the "Bringers of Wonder" in the Space 1999 series. You're lost in space and suddenly a rescue ship finally found you. Incredibly, the people you love the most are on it. Of course, it's really aliens with their own agenda who present themselves as people you know by reading your memories and manipulating your perceptions... Until you see their true monstrous form.

Oh, and They Live, where you need special sunglasses to see the invading aliens, who otherwise pass as normal people. With the glasses on you can also see the mind control equipment and messages everywhere.

Interestingly, all of those play with psychological fears of madness, like psychosis under paranoid schizophrenia...

Caribbia #racist #conspiracy #elitist #wingnut

Athlon4all #fundie

“I have to disagree.”
You have that right.

“No matter what "science" says, the Bible will always be right.”
Rain does not come through trapdoors in the sky.
When David asked for money to build the Temple, he did not get any money in Darics, as the coins had not been invented yet. They’re named after king Darius, who was much later.

“Anything I see is going to be twisted to fit my bias, which is in creationism.”
Still your right to be a total fucking idiot.

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

He doesn’t even know the difference between Iceland and Greenland.

Iceland, like Greenland, is an island country in the Arctic Ocean. Unlike Greenland, it’s an independent state unrelated to Denmark. It is also a NATO member.

This turd’s brain is so far gone that he might as well be talking about Iceland, the British supermarket that sells frozen food to mums (I quote their own commercial there).

Sasha Lessin, Ph.D., (Anthropology, U.C.L.A.) #ufo #magick #crackpot

Why would great apes from Earth that evolved on Earth (there is overwhelming evidence of that) come from another planet of which no evidence exists? Why is there still gold if aliens came to steal it? Why are your aliens so powerless and incompetent if they supposedly had space travel and genetic engineering technology 400k years ago? Why gold to patch an ozone layer hole? Where's your evidence (claims are not that). Why are there still mummies on Earth if they were supposed to be shipped to "Nibiru"? You're also confusing Egypt and Mesopotamia together.

No superconductors in the pyramids. Mummies don't exactly enjoy eternal life (they're long lifeless and even if intended to preserve remains longer, the body is in a long unusable state for life)...

Besides, if they had such fancy technology in pyramids, why couldn't they also install a system preventing all the looting that happened over the years? They couldn't manage a better preservation method for those mummies? Even if remains preserved for a few thousand years is impressive, they're not exactly in prime shape. We have a pretty good understanding of the processes used and it was rather primitive.

Assuming that you managed to extract enough DNA from an ancient mummy to "revive" it by cloning a human that contains enough of their genes to be very similar, it's still another human and person. There is not enough preserved information to recreate a brain with the acquired experiences, memory, personality, etc. Cloning does not duplicate brains, it produces a new growing organism. If ancient technology existed that could preserve such information, we would have found such incredible records by now. This means that mummy resurrection technology never existed.

It's a problem we have not solved today either, even with recently deceased people or cryogenic preservation. We can only preserve and utilize some organs and cells, in specific conditions. There are fantasies of brain replication and simulation. Assuming that you can copy the person and their brain, from the moment that both exist, they are still two similar but different persons who will be exposed to their own bodily processes and experiences.

Donald Trump #racist

So equality = worse treatment?
Trump is getting “Biden brain”…
It is sad, since he sounded at least slightly mature (more mature than Hillary) during his first term. Going crazier ever since.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut #sexist #homophobia

Frosty Wooldridge #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Except for Nick Shirley, independent journalist

Ignore everyone trying to report anything! Only listen to a 23 year old asshole podcaster with an agenda!

(Nick Shirley, “independent journalist” was invited to the White House by Donald Trump as part of his attempt to boost attention to influencers who repeat the same bullshit he does, BTW)

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Ralph Abraham #quack #crackpot #mammon #pratt

Perhaps these antivaxxers in positions of authority would agree to be infected with measles themselves in order to demonstrate how benign it is.

Kathleen Blanchard #ableist #wingnut

Frosty Wooldridge #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

One Who Knows #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

“Glory to the All-Trump! All Hail the All-Trump! Now tie your sneakers, chug your Flav-R-Ade, and let us all sing hymns about how he will crush our enemies! All who oppose him simply MUST be wrong, or else WE are!”

Lev #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

El-Terra-Gaia immediately rebooted the Earth’s Causal Matrix with updated system parameters. Thus, the complete cancellation and zeroing of the retro karmic debt of the planet was officially approved. Today, our thoughts go to fishing boats in the Caribbean.

Joseph R. Chambers #fundie

“Apparently, they (Disney) believe it's okay to producc cntertainment for children that glorifies a baboon shaman and his witchdoctor methods and to promote thc worship of a sungod.”
Wouldn’t you be MORE upset if they presented as a Christain preacher, leading kids to think that animals had souls and Jesus came to save the monkeys and lions and secretary birds and warthogs?

Kathleen Blanchard #ableist #wingnut

Autism is a genetic condition, and it is 100 percent NOT like sexual assault. Kathleen, first of all, very Karen name. Second, shut up!

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

“I mean, our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland’s already cost us a lot of money.”
No, you insufferable baboon, YOU caused the dip, you cause the shakiness, people are fucking TERRIFIED that the grandpa who always has a card in his pocket with his name and address on it, is the guy with the launch codes and the red telephone.
Holy Shit-dipped Christ on Slide Whistle, what the fuck is WRONG with you and why haven’t your keepers managed to lock you away? It’s GOT to be easier than covering for you?

Lev #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

Kathleen Blanchard #ableist #wingnut

Aren’t all Barbies sexually assaulted? I mean, their panties are sealed on them, now, but for the longest time…

But, anyway, why would you be opposed to diversity in a line of dolls? YOU don’t have to buy Wheelchair Barbie for yourself. Or even for your daughter if SHE is in a wheelchair. But maybe some inclusion is desired? By SOME people, obviously, not you selfish people.
And again, you’re not forced to get one. Like if you don’t want to be reminded of the Tulsa Massacre, then don’t get the American Girl Doll that reflects that chapter of history.

One Who Knows #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

Only the Guilty FEAR Justice, while the innocent embrace it

“Only Ein Juden fear Hitler! Ze Aryan Germanic embrace it! HEIL!”

Unogonduria #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Much like evolution and other natural cataclysms.

Exactly, the problem is sin. Which is something that not only humans but also all other animals engage in routinely, just like their father the snake in the Garden of Eden. Clearly, sin existed long before humans existed, if we look at the history of life on Earth, especially the age of dinosaurs and the spectacular apocalypse that ended it (all documented extensively in the Bible). Otherwise there wouldn’t be so much animal suffering. It’s imperative that we convert all animals to Christianity - starting with cats, those shamelessly heathen creatures which still have not been weaned off the Ancient Egyptian superstitions or even medieval witchcraft. Or, at the very least, inculcate them with traditional values and teach them to exercise their free will to make the correct moral choices and to avoid the immoral ones - like homosexuality and fornication. And, needless to say, we humans must also get our act together and repent, lest we end up like our dinosaur predecessors.

He didn't make anyone like that, this is one of the many effects of the corruption of sin.

So when “Christians” act like assholes towards their fellow human beings, it’s not their or god’s fault, it’s becasue of “corruption of sin” (which does not make much sense because god could just uncreate sin, but whatever) But whenever anyone does something virtuous, it’s totally their own choice and god gave them the inspiration necessary…

Take credit for all your wins, but shift the blame for all your losses. How mature.

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

We caught Denmark for land. [...] We were sighting to fave it. For Denmark, big piece of successful ice – if it’s hard to toll, it’s a piece of green ice – but we saved Bigland and beautifully prevented our enemies from footing a gain hold in our hemisphere. So we also did it for sour elves.

Ralph Abraham #quack #crackpot #mammon #pratt

Borders didnt cause this, anti-vaxxers caused this.

rogerhicks #racist

“An inevitable consequence of which, however, is that our ancient (white) race of closely related European peoples will disappear into the Melting Pot of a globalised humanity.”
Yes, less inbreeding does tend to do away with breeds that way.

“What's to be "proud" of in that?”
Less inbreeding.

“Did my father spend 6 years of his life helping to prevent the imposition of a German master race (despite being pretty Germanic himself), only for us to have a "mixed-race master race" imposed on us instead . . . ??”
Apparently.

“"Diversity" is Orwellian newspeak for the Global Melting Pot into which it is intended the despised, i.e. self-despising, white race will dissolve and disappear.”
Can you actually pony up any reason to preserve it? I mean, at the cost of free choice? Would you prevent my marriage? My kids’ marriages? My granddaughter’s marriage (in about 30 years, one hopes)?

“Which according to state racial ideology, doesn't matter, because race is just a "social construct", only of importance to nasty "racists" like myself.”
Um, yes.
Look, my genes are being spread to the following two generations so far.
Anything ‘special’ about me is scattered across those generations.
So the fact that racist state policies make those individuals as black is not really a concern for biology, evolution, or heritage. Just racists.

Ralph Abraham #quack #crackpot #mammon #pratt

So, we declared measles eliminated in 2000. Why weren’t measles cases the ‘price of doing business’ when Clinton or Obama were presidents? And, you know, hired competent people?

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #psycho #mammon

“I’m alone and in the dark.”

Holy shit, finally a true statement from Trump!

Ralph Abraham #quack #crackpot #mammon #pratt

Steven Jesse Lewis #racist

Itsneverdoneitsneverover #psycho #sexist

“.Eating animals should get you the death penalty”
Should we also shoot the animals that eat animals, then?

All of them, or is there a plateau of non-protected sentience? Like, whales eating krill is okay, but killer whales eating seals is too much? Or wolves eating Deer?
How about cheese mites? Can we eat cheese mites on our cheese?

Ralph Abraham #quack #crackpot #mammon #pratt

Several years ago, the tourist board of Oregon commissioned an animation company to create this advert for them: as well as two sequels, in the style of Studio Ghibli. Of course, London promoted their city in Japan for the 2012 Olympics, as they knew the 2021 Olympics would reciprocate. As the tourist board there does in other countries. Because tourism brings in the billions.

So you hate Tourism as well as Capitalism, OPs…?!

…after all, the pharmaceutical companies love it when people pay for vaccinations prior to visiting countries.

James Bell #homophobia

“Normal people are not defined by sexuality but "the homosexual" is defined by homosexuality.”

Actually, thinking about it, YOU split humanity into the two groups: Normal and Homosexuals. So, yes, people are defined by their sexuality, even by your hypocritical ass.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #psycho #mammon

I’m alone and in the dark.

Alone, I get. He has to pay or threaten people to spend time with him. In the dark? If metaphorical, then he’s finally reached the level of self-awareness where he’s now cognizant of his own ignorance. Good. From there, he can build a framework of learning and knowing things. If literal, he can pay or threaten someone to flipping the light switch.

Some people are saying: This is SAD!

If you hadn’t burned every iota of pathos one could possibly have for you, I’d agree: this is just sad.

I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop, and the 72-hour countdown clock to my first mid-month deadline of the year just RANG.

Plug in the laptop, and stop lying. The only things you’re fighting are the consequences of your own actions, and the heavy hand of karma, swift may it fall.

We are going to have to ACT FAST!

He isn’t even trying to not sound like a pitchman on QVC, is he?

HOLD THE LINE

♫Shake Shake Shake Senora, Shake the body line♫
♫Work Work Work Senora, Work it all the time!♫

If we don’t crush my first mid-month deadline of the year, the radical Left flips the House and Senate in 2026 and finishes what they started:

Waffling on an Olympian scale?

* Open borders forever
* Your guns confiscated
* Your kids brainwashed

* no more candy for breakfast!
* broccoli for dessert!
* clowns as dentists!
* scary thir-FOURTH thing!

And worst of all, your favorite President (ME!) might just go through another FAKE impeachment!

*insert “stop! I can only get so hard!” joke here*

They’re already spending BILLIONS (Dirty Money, I bet) to bury US and bury YOU! I need a small sacrifice from every red-blooded American who wants to save the country!

Oh Donald, we don’t need to spend a dime to bury you. We just need to wait for those cheeseberders to catch up with you, a steam shovel, and a sturdy shipping crane to hoist your doublewide ass over the hole.

I’m dead serious: miss this goal and the MAGA Movement crumbles>>

*insert “stop! I can only get so hard!” joke here*

If you rush $47 RIGHT NOW (in the next 30 minutes), I’ll personally send you my limited-edition 2026 Trump Calendar — but that’s nothing compared to losing the country.

Disregard those previous “only get so hard” comments. You just know this fucking narcissist would make it a cheesecake calendar, and suddenly Mr. Happy isn’t so happy anymore.

This is it. No second chances.

We may never get another chance to get this fucker out of power again.

We have been fighting for years.. And I fear the end is near. The woke mind virus is infiltrating more and more Americans every day. This could be our last chance!

“Nobody could ever legitimately disagree with me, or find issue with any of the horrid shit I say, do and try to do, unless some nefarious brainwashing were going on!”

HOLD THE LINE

See previous Harry Belafonte reference.

Do it for America, show them MAGA is strong!

The existence of brown people burns you like holy water. You’re the weakest gaggle of bitchboys I’ve ever seen.

SAVE THE COUNTRY

“Invoke the 25th! Get my lardy ass out of power! Release the Files, not the ‘Philes!”

Disciple 3 #fundie

Imagine that I found a video of Donald Trump playing the Stripper’s Burlesque on a kazoo. And I decided that the Donald is the greatest performer on the planet.
That’s one opinion.
Imagine i post the video and showed it to all three of my friends. And convinced them. That’s four opinions.
So the video picks up attention.
After a week, 30 people are convinced.
After two weeks, 30 thousand.
After two months, 30 million.
But whether it’s one, three, thirty, or 3 billion opinions, at no point does the number of people holding that opinion cross over into proof of that idea’s truthiness.

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. (Anthropology, UCLA) & Janet Kira Lessin, (CEO, Aquarian Media) #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

What about the moon gates they used to jump among the continents quickly, without the help of glaciers? Can I borrow one of your rune stones to go Horus/Surya-bath in the south? Alternatively, one of the klunky old Anunnaki ships you collected would also do...

What's the deal with the "chemically-bound" rocks... out-of-this-world ceramics, bricks? Can I also get a sample of that??

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. (Anthropology, UCLA) & Janet Kira Lessin, (CEO, Aquarian Radio) #ufo #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

Lessin "has proven false" (sic).

"Lloyd Anthony Pye Jr. (September 7, 1946 – December 9, 2013) was an American author and paranormal researcher best known for his promotion of the Starchild skull." (Wikipedia)

While you'll find ancient origin myths you won't find such claims of genetic engineering in them (no DNA, no test tubes), because they were invented by ancient humans before other modern humans discovered the genetic code and even before the discovery of natural evolution (Darwin didn't know of DNA). Instead you'll find ridiculous stories like the one compiled in Genesis 30:37-39. While humans were long breeding livestock resulting in artificial selection that they did not understand very much, try to replicate this "technology". Ancient beer amphora were NOT in-vitro lab equipment! If only Enki was really there to see the nonsense people claim in his name...

Maybe the Lessins really succeeded the feat of raising the semen upwards into the brain, with all that tantric sex, resulting in tapioca pudding filled heads? And/or too much consumption of mushrooms...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transitional_fossil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_human_evolution_fossils
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence_of_common_descent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciation

I add these because there's evidence of descent with modification and of natural selection, but no evidence of directed evolution (humans are not the product of genetic engineering by ancient aliens):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_with_modification
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_selection

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #psycho #mammon

Good God he’s alone and lonely with a laptop in the sit room? Now you made me imagine what websites he’s actually I feel sick…

Sasha Lessin, Ph.D., (Anthropology, U.C.L.A.) #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

So your confused "everything comes from the Anunnaki" nonsense is really supposed to be to "unite humans"? Well, other than revenue by selling woo?

The Book of Mormon is indeed an obvious forgery and its false claims are outlandish, but your own pseudoarchaeology isn't much better. For instance, there were no golden plates, no "reformed egyptian" to translate, it was obviously written in English with influence from from King James Bible English. It was written as part of a personal and political agenda.

The indigenous Americans crossed in from north-Asia and were there way before (at least 20k years before present) unrelated massive agriculture and cities of Asia and the Middle-East. This means that your origin myth about the Iroquois is wrong.

Likewise, there was no America Jesus visit, the people of Jerusalem in his time apparently even ignored the existence of the continent. And there's no need to suppress "evidence" that never existed anyway, in relation to your ancient aliens fantasies. Claims and misrepresentation are only evidence of tradition, claims and wishthinking, not evidence supporting the claims.

It's possible to do away with ancient human-imagined war gods and mythology and it is true that religion and ancient human scriptures are often cited to justify evil. Nevertheless, the same could be true with your doctrines that still appeal to a type of sacred past that never existed and promote spiritualism, superstition and ignorance. It would be better to deal with the real and the present.