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Ronald C. Schoedel III #racist #fundie #crackpot

Thomas Heinze #fundie

“If humans have evolved as evolutionists claim, most of it should have happened within the time covered by history, because that is when most people have lived.”
What a weird take on biology.
It seems to me that the more people, the less effect any particular stressor would have on the population. I mean, genetic traits that were lethal a couple hundred years ago are treatable now, and they have caregivers who are not threatened by taking care of less able people.

“In fact, if you are as old as I am, a large percentage of everyone who ever lived did it within your lifetime!”
I really doubt that, considering how many thousands of years there have been humans.

“Who could ask for a greater opportunity to study human evolution?”
Evolutionists.

Mark Meckler #fundie

Chrystalwuzhere #fundie

“Are you saying that there are some places where God does not belong?”
Roosevelt took ‘In God We Trust’ off some of the money because he felt that the Lord should not be involved in the purchase of liquor or tobacco, or the hiring of prostitutes.
Congress, of course, went snakeshit and virtue signaled their faithiness by making the phrase mandatory on all currency.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

For the inferior subhuman Gabtards, give them a choice: either accept sterilisation and Swastika tattoo on their foreheads or death, does that sound fair?

I’m afraid that you only have the right to accept this without so much as thinking of one word of complaint, OPs. Why?

Because if you don’t, now you know how you sound to everyone else. [/Sauce for the Goose]

Lindisfarne #fundie

“... saying u used to believe it and now you don't, that tells me that you never actually believed or understood a thing about what we're about, and you still don't.”
And you maintaining that true Christains never change their mind tells me you’re cowardly little shit who doesn’t DARE examine their beliefs for fear of losing them.
So you insist it’s not possible.

“Kindly take you arrogant views and F*ck Off!”
You first.

joelch2 #fundie

“The Bible is quite sufficient [evidence] all by itself that supernatural events happened.”
Yes, because the Bible, like Lord Of The Rings*, can only be explained by magic being historical.

*We would also accept the Discworld series, the Harry Dresden series, the Anita Blake series, the Dr. Strange comics/movies, and the Horoscope (Chinese, not Western, Western astrology is bullshit).

various commenters #wingnut #racist

OldArmyWOPA #fundie

“I’m not now, nor ever will I ever be ready to accept Wicca as a legitimate Faith.”
Such shock. So amazement.

“It is just one 1/2 step away from NAMBLA.”
Huh? OH! You think being naked at Beltane means they’re having orgies with minors! You’re Christain, so my expectations were low, but christ.

“And I think that is what we will be accepting next at Arlington.”
You mean Wiccans who served in the military and defended the nation get their Actual Faith depicted on their tombstone? What a time to be alive.

“I guess that should have hit a lot of liberals where it hurts.”
Um… Why? I WANT all faiths treated equally, since this isn’t a Christain nation.
Why would this hurt me?

“Perfect “PC” - let’s include everyone.”
Oh! Butthurt that people listen to what you say and tell you when you’re being offensive. Shocking. Amaze-balls.

BradTheIncel #sexist

“Escaping Inceldom feels a lot lot applying for jobs”
Because you see all relationships as transactions.
You get a job saying ‘I will do X work if you will pay Y salary.’
You THINK a girlfriend is the same. ‘I will simp THIS much for you if you’ll touch my peepee THAT many times.’

“Every time I read the job description for an entry level position they require the equivalent of 5 years of work experience in the field plus grade A social skills.”
Well, a relationship IS a social interaction, you do need a certain set of social skills. Not the same set, plenty of people will accept different areas for you to be competent in. But something.And all sex-havers had their virgin experience.

BenearmeLordJesus #fundie

“During these times, the devil always afflicts me with a gas attack, leading to obvious discomfort and embarassment while I am preaching my message.”
Yeaaaaaaaaah, every time I’m on platform, and I mean for the last 40 years, I get at least a little anxiety. Never knew it was Satan. I thought it was just stress.
Of course, I was Navy for 20 years, so farting doesn’t actually embarrass me.
Sometimes I ignore it, sometimes I crack a joke, ‘Man, that’s going to itch when it dries.’ Something like that.
Sometimes the class laughs…

“This also seems to happen during social gatherings and when I'm in a meeting with our pastor or other leaders of the church.”
And you’d really rather it was the second most powerful being in the universe, not something you could eventually control and deal with?
Really?

“Often, the rumblings from my gastro-intestinal tract sound like muttered swear words or like voices mocking Jesus.”
Um…
I have a rather robust digestive system, and often rumble. Never once have I or anyone around me reported words, much less specifically swears or blasphemy. I think this is ENTIRELY inside your head. You should talk to someone.

“I am not the only one who has noticed this. I suffered an attack in an elevator at a conference I went to a few months ago, and one of the men in the elevator thought that he had heard me swearing at him and using an expletive involving the name of Christ.”
Um… Wow. I still think you and that guy are irrational, but maybe you could record these messages, for science?

“A sulfuric stench always accompanies these attacks and sometimes they can be extremely painful.”
Yes, yes. Sulfur out of your asshole can ONLY be explained by the direct intervention of Satan.
Drink a lot of Coke? Coke has a lot of sulfur.
How about red meat? Ice cream?
It’s really kind of hard to avoid sulfur in the Western Diet.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

“It broke when the internet happened. White guys also got to participate in shaping the culture for the first time in a century.... and it took 20 years to break.”
How fortuitous that only white men thought enough of the internet to control it.
Not like anyone with power in the media could have taken control of it by deleting search terms or shifting the results to bring back what they wanted.

Jeez. what a fantasy.

“owning all the media is listed in the protocols” aaaaand we can already stop at the word “protocols”

Remember a Forgery is a copy of a document that exist or once existed.

No, not at all! In fact, creating something that inconveniently does not genuinely exist is pretty much the point of the vast majority of forgeries!

Mark Meckler #fundie

various commenters #wingnut #racist

various commenters: “If anything ever goes wrong in our lives, it was never us screwing up! THE JEWS DID IT!!”

worshipmoment #fundie

“We must take the Bible as it is (aka literal).”
Including the parables? The parables are literal?

“This is the only way to determine what God really is trying to communicate to us.”
But this is YOU telling GOD how he’s talking to you.

“When we read the Bible, we must determine what the author intended to communicate.”
Okay. Every single description of the Earth is consistent with a Flat Earth. So i think the authors thought the Earth was flat. Is that how we do this?

“Many today will read a verse or passage of Scripture and then give their own definitions to the words, phrases, or paragraphs, ignoring the context and author’s intent.”
Oh, definitely. For example, the first time Moses asked for the Hebrews to be released, Pharaoh said Okay. But God wanted to show off his Glory, so he hardened Pharaoh’s heart. That’s what is written. But it does kinda make God an evil dick, what? So apologists tell me that Pharaoh was GOING to say no, so God hardened his heart after pharaoh hardened it first. To make God most of a just creature, not an injust fuckwit.

“But this is not what God intended, which is why God tells us to correctly handle the Word of truth (2 Timothy 2:15). Although we take the Bible literally, there are still figures of speech within its pages that have to be interpreted. An example of a figure of speech would be that if someone said "it is raining cats and dogs outside," you would know that they did not really mean that cats and dogs were falling from the sky.”
Is there any place where the Bible says that cats and dogs rained down?
Can you show a biblical example instead?

“There are figures of speech in the Bible which are not to be taken literally, but those should be obvious to us.”
So, again, it’s you telling God he said literal truth or a figure of speech.

“For example in Matthew 5:30 it says “And if your right-hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away.” Now if we take that as it is we would all be walking around with no hands.”
How do you know that’s NOT what god wants, as a sign of our piety?

Jesus-Servant #fundie

“I know evloution is a lie because Jesus told me the truth.”
And this revelation was entirely inside your head, right?

“All you have to do is pray and Jesus will tell you the truth.”
I’m guessing you were already convinced that evolution is a lie when you asked the question. No surprise that your invisible friend said, “Why, yes, you’re RIGHT!”

“You don't need a PhD for Jesus to tell you which is why christrains are smarter than athiest scientists.”
Then what about Christain scientists?

Casey Powell #fundie

“Evolution”
A science

“in the end becomes Buddhism,”
A philosophy.

“ an ad hoc explanation on how Biology works,”
Neither one is ad hoc.

“and is self defeating and false.”
It’s one of the best supported theories in science.
Four up and four down, end of the inning.

Lee #fundie

“Also, considering the vast mass of humanity have held religious beliefs, both in the past and today, suggest that atheism is the abberation, not faith.”
Yes. Can’t argue that.
On the other hand, all these masses of humanity have believed in a variety of gods. Gods you don’t think are real, and wrong impressions of the gods you DO think are real, or the real god but worshiped in the wrong way. So, really, just a whole history of the vast majority of people being wrong, huh? You’re okay with that? Well, so am I.
I’m not an atheist because i think it’s the popular stance.

“It suggests that belief is normal,”
Yes, yes, let’s go by popularity. Because i THINK that Islam is more popular, world-wide, right? Certainly not the one religion of Christainity you hold dear.

“and that one would have to be “indoctrinated” in order not to believe.”
No. I faced no such indoctrination. I left the church because i was surrounded by Idiots. I looked for god for a long, long time. Eventually realized I’d lost all faith from sheer repetition of the same stupid arguments offered as proofs.

Crusader #fundie

“I dislike and have little patience for atheist specifically because it was conceived as a money-making enterprise,”
Atheist was conceived to make money?
When? And what form of currency was used at the time?
And… I think you mean to say atheism? The state of not being a theist?

“and created by a racist, hack "scientist".”
Atheism?
IIRC, atheists are mentioned in the Bible, so atheism is At LEAST 2000 years old, right?
Are you sure you’re talking about atheist? Or atheism? Or, you know, human endeavors?

“And if there are folks dumb enough to buy into the scam, and they're happy without the protection of G-D - more power to 'em."
So glad to have your permission…

“But when they spout off on subjects they knows nothing about"
Like you and atheism?

“- the love of G-D, or encouraging people who need prayer (to treat their illnesses)”
The effects of prayer on illness are pretty close to the effects of placebos.

“to stop saying them - then it's probably time for a reality check.”
Oh, goody! You’ll tell me what reality is?

“Science isn't truth.”
He said on the internet…

“It's an evil scam.”
Then stop using computers, Luddite.

Not_Registered #fundie

"I said (and I quote) 'If all slaves were treated appropriately and correctly.'”
Wouldn’t BEING a slave be inappropriate?
I own you AND if you have kids I own them?

“Getting treated not 'good' and 'unjust' doesn’t fall under those regulations.”
No, but being enslaved, does.

Mark Meckler #fundie

“We teach this incredibly nice, sanitized version, I would say an effeminized version, of Jesus.”
Kinda weird that when a certain demographic doesn’t like something, they either say it’s effeminate or a religion.

So, NOT being a predatory rich person is just like being ‘a woman.’ And that’s….bad?

But he didn’t whip the woman accused of adultery, and he even healed the guy that came to arrest him? What was he, woke or something?

Maybe that’s the fluid that came out when they speared him? Liberal tears?

Donald Trump #racist

The giant Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon with the regular-sized hands wants to talk about genetics? His mother looked like a senior home performance of There’s Something About Mary rehearsed in a wind tunnel, and Fred Trump’s contenance could best be described as “the aliens from They Live, but wearing a Spirit Halloween mask of Robert Goulet.”

And then there are his kids. Motherfucker don’t wanna be talking about genetics when Eric looks like a miscalculation in racehorse breeding.

@dubitoergocogitoergosum, @KTM690 & @Stephenm85 #wingnut #racist

We Aryans never told the Africans they could never build, they had the materials but not the motivation.

Dude, white people walked into black countries, stole their resources and kidnapped their people to sell at fucking market.

As for motivation, you mean protection from weather and the predators that Africa is kinda famous for wasn’t motivation enough? Of course they built. Fucking Google this shit, you short-chained genetic abberation.

Also, they had cities. They had kingdoms. And empires. What they didn’t have was a big market for cannons, until Europe came along and decided that they wanted all that African gold, all those African diamonds, and all those African people. And even then, Europe, as ever, wasn’t sharing.

Mark Meckler #fundie

companionprayer #fundie

“Abortion is blood sacrifice of innocent blood to the devil.”
Why would the Devil want an aborted baby?
Sacrifices are things that we WANT but give up to a higher power for benefits of the transaction.
Abortions are pretty clearly things we DO NOT want.
This would be like going to a dermatologist and sacrificing my warts to the Devil.

“The clinics are like temples, the doctors are like priests, the medical table is like their altar.”
Yes, yes, you can dress up this theme however you want, you just can’t make any sense.

“Its a ritualized sacrifice.”
It’s a medical procedure, not a ritual.

“They have a dogma called choice,”
But not every pregnant woman who supports abortion GETS an abortion. That’s not dogma you trainwreck.

“a hierarchy called Planned Parenthood,”
You’re just playing a game of MadLibs, now.
There’s no ‘hierarchy’ to Planned Parenthood. Not all abortion clinics have to go through PP to get their abortion knives.

“and guardian angels in the form of police guards that will arrest you if you try to stop them.”
Cops enforce the law. Guardian angels protect even if you’re breaking the law. Not a decent substitute.

Anonymous #fundie

“So much ignorance of the First Amendment.”
I don’t know if I’d brag about that, but you do you.

"Congress shall not pass any laws respecting the establishment of religion, nor prohibit the free exercise thereof." Did congress pass a law? Did Congress prohibit freedom?”
You are unaware that the decisions of the Supreme Court that tell us what the Constitution means ARE part of the Constitution, huh?

“People who say a person cannot express religion of any sort in government or public is ignorant of first amendment!”
Well, not ANY expression, but it is more difficult to navigate than you’re willing to admit.

“By the way secular humanism/atheism are religious as well.”
A secular religion? English isn’t your strong suit, is it?
And the Supreme Court HAS decided that for the purpose of the 1st Amendment, atheism counts as a religion. I am unaware of a similar decision for Secular Humanism? Anyway, I can’t force you to hear the truthiness of atheism in school or in government, either.

“Atheist believe there is no God.”
Some of us. Not all of us.

“secular humanist believe there is no God, just evolution. Both are faith based.”
Naw. Back to school with your ignorant ass.

University of Florida College Republicans #wingnut

Elena Danaan #ufo #conspiracy #elitist

@TatersForever5481 #251253
Why do your aliens either look like pretty blonde people, or straight from a sci-fi movie?

I wonder what Elena would think about aliens that look like giant cupcakes on 6-8 spidery legs.

Michael Savage #elitist #wingnut

@Indicible #251306
Let's put Savage on the streets with just his shirt on his back.

Savage (sobbing): “I didn’t vote for any leopards eating MY face!”

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

Mark Meckler #fundie

MM: “Most states, colonies back then, had laws that required you to be in church on Sunday. They were not tolerant of non-believers. Trump should send ICE after non-believers. Have them deported if they refuse to convert into ~~non-~~believers.”

Back then, they also had slavery. Does MM think that should be brought back?

Jesus. This is a man who made a cat o’ ‘nine tails and went in to kick the tables over and screamed at people and called them vipers for sinning

Wasn’t that against money lenders who were using a temple to get rich? Sounds more like a warning to televangelists and such…

“We teach this incredibly nice, sanitized version, I would say an effeminized version, of Jesus. This is a man who made a cat o’ ‘nine tails and went in to kick the tables over and screamed at people and called them vipers for sinning, for doing terrible things against the law of God.”

But of course, you remain silent on the actual sins that incited this outburst - greed and the commodification of religion…

Donald Trump #racist

Trump called the assailants "sick" and "really demented" people

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Michael Savage #elitist #wingnut

Cool. Let's put Savage on the streets with just his shirt on his back. Let us see how he fares. Being the paragon of industriousness he claims to be, he should have no issues pulling himself up by the bootstraps, right?

Donald Trump #racist

Genetics… Like the ones his father, who had dementia, passed on to him? Those genes, we certainly see at work, these days.

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

For now, AI is useful in few niche sectors, like medical imaging interpretation. The overwhelming majority of generative AI is soulless slop with an unhealthy side of hallucination. Companies tried to use it to code software but they had to rehire most if not all of the fired staff, because AI is still fucking dumb. It does not differentiate between good and bad coding, because it has no capacity for understanding what it is actually doing. Then again, one could say the same for the tech bro oligarchs, who push destructive social transformation, without understanding that the pitchforks will be for them.

Wayne G. #forced-birth #transphobia

actually children mutilating themselves to live as the opposite sex.

1) Hormone blockers halt puberty temporarily. Once they are stopped, puberty resumes.

2) Children are not legally eligible for sexual reassignment surgery. That is reserved for adults.

3) People do not perform surgery on themselves.

MICHAEL CANTRELL #homophobia #conspiracy

Parents should decide when their kids are ready to talk about complex issues like sexuality

I doubt if most parents have a clue when their kids are ready. It usually seems to be a lot earlier than the parents are ready.

@dubitoergocogitoergosum, @KTM690 & @Stephenm85 #wingnut #racist

Got to love how half of this shit is them arguing about their bullshit racist terminology…

Donald Trump #racist

I know 7-year-olds who are more coherent.

really demented

Your mirror polish bills must be shocking, Don Old Fart.

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

@dubitoergocogitoergosum, @KTM690 & @Stephenm85 #wingnut #racist

Wayne G. #forced-birth #transphobia

Mark Meckler #fundie

back at the founding of this country before we were a nation, most states, colonies back then, had laws that required you to be in church on Sunday

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature

There is more need for lighthouses in our country than churches

But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg

Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear

I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology

Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man

Considering the above quotes were by no less than Founding Father Thomas Jefferson, why should the likes of you be tolerated, OP…?!

pgardner31 #fundie

“1. That any explanation of life either directly or indirectly indicates the existence of a spiritual (not limited by time) being or beings.”
Except it doesn’t. Science is completely woo-free. Any science explanation is neutral on spiritual beings.

“2. Genesis is an evolutionary account.”
In Genesis, only the things that breathe through their nostrils are alive. Not plants, not insects, not whales… So, wrong.

“3. The prophecies in the Bible are (and many <Israel> already have) coming true. They are specific enough to be able to discern future events beyond any mathematical possibilities- NOT Nostradamos hindsight making facts try to fit imprecise generalizations.”
People on both sides of the Civil War thought THAT was was the one in Revelation. People throughout history have claimed to see the signs and prophecies.
And many messiah prophecies, Jesus did NOT meet.

Ronald C. Schoedel III #racist #fundie #crackpot

“Evidence” in the same vain of creationist “evidence”, which is to say, none at all, and all to justify your EXTREME racism against non-white people.