“The only problem with the Bible being stories and myth or whatnot is that it would be very unique.”
Are you SURE? How many religious books have you read?
Or myths?
“I mean, all of it's major players ahve huge falws with them.”
The Old Testament is a constant stream of the Hebrews fucking up, and God punishing them. The flaws don’t make the characters human, they justify God’s treatment of his chosen people.
“Look at David. Great guy, man after God's own heart. Adulturer and murderer.”
He fucked up, God killed his kid.
“ He's not the perfect heroe like heroes should be.”
Perfect Heroes?
In the eddas, Thor goes into Giant lands and fucks the giants’ wives. He gets caught. When he comes running back with justifiably angry husbands in hot pursuit, he shouts that the giants are attacking Asgard, and everyone runs to the defense of Asgard, actually saving Thor from the consequences of his actions.
Zeus was all the TIME cheating on his wife, and either turning women into constellations to hide them, or Hera turned them into beasts for revenge.
The Goddess Inanna died in Hell and had to find a substitute. Someone had to take her place so she could go back to Heaven. She left her husband there.
“ The Bible is all too true in its depiction of men.”
In the commentary on Sun Tzu’s Art of War, there’s a story about a King of China who got insulted time after time, and his advisors counseled him to declare war. He always gave in. By the time he got the last insult, where a neighbor wanted him to give up land for their convenience, a few advisors still demanded war. Most were giving the king answers they thought he wanted. “Who can deny a few acres to a neighbor, sire.”
He shouted that land is the basis of kings’ rule, giving it up is giving up power, beheaded the ass kissers, and rode to war and victory (because no one expected military action by that time).
Every time Jesus says ’I’m going to whip out a miracle,’ the apostles are ‘no way.’
Every time. Even after declaring ‘He can miracle! He IS the Messiah’ the next miracle, these same idiots are all ‘No WAY!’
If they were real people, not cardboard cutouts, they’d be starting to bet the villagers that he could do it.