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Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

Laura G #transphobia

“I lost my son, and while I now occasionally see him, I still lost him.”
And what have you done to deserve her?

“He still drinks the kool aid and still takes the drugs.”
I imagine my mother as a fan of RFK telling me that diabetes isn’t real. And complaining that I still take the insulin and drink Big Pharma’s Kool-Aid. Yeah, sorry to disappoint, but I’m going to live my life, thanx, kay, buh-bye.

“My only son, I will never have biological grandchildren.”
I was told by racist people that by marrying out of my race, i was denying my parents any ‘real’ grandkids.’
Kind of amazing how much they turned out to love their grandkids.

“Maybe one day he will decide this is all a lie, maybe one day.”
Or, maybe YOU will get a smoothie made from the Tree of Knowledge?

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

Ficle Dann: “Everyone I don’t like is Satanist!”

these people would all be excommunicated.

…If they were actual Satanists, you’d think that at least they wouldn’t even care about being excommunicated from the catholic church and at most would be outright happy.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Has anyone tried to map out all those convoluted tangled love triangles?
…if not, probably for the better. Anyone attempting such a thing would certainly succumb to madness before finishing, if not outright summon something unspeakable into this world.

Sometimes, when current events are so depressing, it's nice to find a genuinely whackadoodle conspiracy theory.

Laura G #transphobia

*to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony*

Me Me Me ME! Me Me Me ME!

Anon #racist

>/pol/

The Jew passed to

…you that which you’re posting on.

After all: if not for one - Jeffrey Epstein - having such reinstated, then how would have you been able to post on that which had previously been removed from 4chan…?!

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Princess Diana did not die in the 1997 Paris crash. Assets pulled her out alive. Medical teams rebuilt her face and body. She took the name Melania Knauss and used modeling as cover.

Except Melania had been working as a model for years by 1997.

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

Anon #fundie

A demon rapes me constantly. All day 99% of the day it feels like my dick is getting sucked.

Did that start after Anon watching https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082334/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_The%20Entity?

Laura G #transphobia

Anon #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #253085

Would.

Also, the Great Demon Lord of Lust, Lilithmon (X-antibody), also does it for me.

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In slightly more seriousness, for me the attraction to Succubi comes mostly from the “Succubus in love” trope. Something about the embodiment of carnal desires actually falling in love with a mortal and remaining faithful to them is very wholesome to me.

Laura G #transphobia

never have biological grandchildren

So you only saw your daughter as a spermbank to continue your bloodline? Jesus effin’ Christ lady, that’s shallow even by PITTparents standards!

Anon #fundie

>/x/

Meanwhile, in /aco/:

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There are those on that particular board who would take one look at the above pic of Verosika Mayday from “Helluva Boss” and say just one word:

‘Would.’

OR:

I finally realized God may actually be not removing it for an unknown reason and it's not a succubus wife from a past life or something. It may even be male which is bad because I'm not gay

I finally realized God may actually be not removing it for an unknown reason

I’m reminded of this:

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

Thus (check one):

[ ] Your ‘God’ isn’t removing that incubus because he wants you to experience a mere taster of (pun not intended) what’s to come when you cark it and you’re in Hell for the sin of Lying: even pretend ones

[ ] That demon isn’t being removed because your ‘God’ doesn’t exist, and you’re that guy in the ‘article’ in “The Onion”

Choose wisely, Anon.

@tricky6513 / ZeroZoinks #wingnut #transphobia #racist #dunning-kruger

Laura G #transphobia

@tricky6513 / ZeroZoinks #wingnut #transphobia #racist #dunning-kruger

Anon #fundie

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

So you'll be getting the IRS tax info? How many are fellow believers or is it just you?

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Conscience #253075

And spawning similiar butthurt losers still bitching to this day like the Confederates here in the States.

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Anon #fundie

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Nazis are remembered for atrocities and losing wars. Burlesque survived.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

You forgot these results
More war
Tariffs decimating our economy
Epstein cover ups
America losing good will from allies

Anon #racist

Still insisting that you bastards were going to win despite all the evidence that clearly says otherwise one of which is the Nazis going to war with basically everyone while also going about conducting the holocaust is not something that’s going to result in victory

But seriously the fact that you assholes make all manner of bullshit to justify your hatred of the Jews should tell you more about your headspace then it does about the fact that the vast majority of people, white people included, find your beliefs and ideological abhorrent and monsterous and you fuckers find that frustrating and thus automatically assume the Jews are behind it instead of possible admitting that your ideology and beliefs are complete bullshit.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Just think, Henri; instead of music et laughter et joy, we too could have industrialized murder and fascist control of the entire population! Germany was right to “kick out” the Jews, and by “kick out,” I mean from life, because they rounded up innocent civilians who ran shoe stores and bakeries and fucking murdered them, even killing the babies who couldn’t see fucking colour, let alone run a subversive cultural machine! And imagine, we too could have all that, if only we surrendered to these hateful murderous fiends!”
*Henri looks at his friend. Beat. Gunshot rings out. Henri holsters his gun as the friend slumps to the detritus of the forest floor, now just food for the crows.*

“Putain de Nazi.”

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

"Ooh, look at me; I read a genetics textbook, had some sexist preconceived notions that derided the males of my species, and smashed them together - and against my own head - until the blunt force trauma made me hallucinate all this nonsense!"

This is what happens when your premise starts with contempt and just works backwards from there.

For the record, SRY is just one of the genes responsible for gonad development; it’s not a ‘magic button,’ because that’s not how gene regulation works, it’s more of a system. And it’s not ironclad, or else there’d be no females at all. SRY can be overwritten, and is frequently. But that’s all too complex for the “half the human race needs to die so I feel better about being a shitty person” crowd, so we all have to read fuckery like this.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

“And this makes Donald Jesus Trump the One True King of All Britannia! Kick that phony Chuck off that fancy-ass chair and give our guy fuckin’ Excalibur, already! He’ll undo all that ‘dismantle the Empire’ nonsense! Taking back all those countries that left, like Canada and Australia and India and Ameri-whoops! Not that one! That one gets to stay free because reasons! And yes, I’m ignoring that Diana had no claim to any kind of royal title outside her marriage to Charles, or that it’s rather hard for a British person to affect an accurate Slovenian accent, or that Diana would be ten years older than Melania, had she not taking the Paris Tunnel Extreme Street Luge Challenge, or that Diana was a devoted mother who never would have left her sons behind! I know all that already, but choose to ignore it to fit my nonsense; because I am duck-fucking insaaaaaaaaaane!”

Edit: another thing that just occured to me: a simple and cursory internet search will bring up Melania’s past as a softcore porn model. If she’s really Diana, than the implications are kinda fucky.

Anon #racist

And Hitler lost and opposed freedoms for others so go fuck yourself

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #racist #fundie #conspiracy

That which is on a fountain in Piccadilly Circus, which is a memorial to Lord Shaftesbury: a philanthropist, social reformer & politician:

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’Eros’ or the ‘Angel of Christian Charity’, Henry Lolcow…?!

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

you have no right to stop me practicing it freely

So create a YouTube channel & upload videos in which you use those words. The only one stopping you: is you.

Every second you’re not - because you know the consequences of doing so on YT, the likes of Twitch etc - certainly the ‘Gamer Words’ on the same, you admit that you don’t have the right to do so.

You have already destroyed your religion by not creating those media avenues.

–EDIT–

@everyone

Click on the quote link.

Every person who replied to what’s quoted here in FSTDT are worthy commenters.

They do a perfect job in tearing apart your so-called ‘religion’, OP.

But what they say about this low rent Andrew Taint can be condensed into this: ‘Is there something you want to tell us…?!’ [/Freud]

Anon #fundie

It’s 4chan, does this count? Isn’t 4chan a site specifically for people to bullshit in order to get a reaction?

If it wasn’t 4chan, I’d assume it was a very disturbed person who needed professional help. But it is 4chan.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

…and yet, the Moulin Rouge & Folies Bergere still exist to this day.

Can the same be said of your precious ‘Thousand Year Reich’: which barely lasted twelve, Tatty…?!

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Update on his fanfiction; HE DID EXACTLY WHAT I PREDICTED! He’s portraying Japan as good bois who did nuthin wrong until Jews made the United States push them into war.

Douglas Lonnie Jones #psycho #fundie

Jones, who is currently out on bond, is presumed innocent unless proven guilty in court

Well, Presumption is the Mother of all Fuckups when those CCTV recordings show how you fucked up, OP.

And by your Fucking Around, you will Find Out how the prosecution will ensure that the jury will find you Guilty.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Michael J. Matt #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Matt Goodwin #racist #conspiracy

Alan #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

@Anon-e-moose #253016

Good post, but nitpicker mode has been activated already:

The only historical plans I’m aware of for Nazi defeat of the Soviets were splitting Siberia with Japan (roughly along the Yenisei river) and establishing a Reichskommissariat Turkestan in Central Asia. The European SSR would be split between the two Reichskommissariats they established in our timeline, RK Kaukasien in the South, and RK Moskowien in the north. And Finland.

Oh, and they also planned to submerge Moscow itself in an artificial lake.

I… probably know a bit too much about World War II.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Berggeist #fundie

“The Bibles have been confiscated and destroyed by U.S. military chaplains.”
People who took an oath to obey the military obeyed the military? Huh.

“Christians are commanded by the Lord of the Universe to spread the Gospel no matter what the cost.”
If losing your bible is the cost, then what are you bitching about?

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

I’m sure the Prince of Wales and his brother Harry would be only too glad to have DNA tests to determine that your Paedo Denier-in-Chief Moronia isn’t their mother. Crime fiction author Joseph Wambaugh in your country would be only too glad II to point out via his non-fiction book “The Blooding” about how the first murder solved via DNA analysis was in Britain.

Thus I’d be only too glad III that in Soviet America your conspiracy theory strikes out you when it would take just three simple samples taken & tested with far more advanced techniques 42 years later to murder your opinions, Ethan Shite.

Then you wonder why enthusiasts of crime fiction say that Wambaugh murdered the modern murder mystery with his book of facts thus said novels have to be set before 1984.

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

You are free to do that. Just remember that the consequences are not religious oppression, it’s the natural consequences of being a jerk in public.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Failure to understand French culture. The French like a healthy dose of decadence and hedonism.
More importantly though, the sort of puritan austerity that the Nazis advocated was myth rather then reality. The Nazis cut some displays out of public but in private were worse then the French or the previous German governments. The Nazis were advocates of the powerful can do what they want as long as they keep it private, keeping a good honest working life was for the common people.