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Andy Schlafly #fundie

“Same-sex marriage seemed to be detrimental to Massachusetts; as I recall, real estate prices subsequently declined.”
Uh huh… the decision was 2004. The entire US was enjoying a housing bubble, which burst in 2005.

“In contrast, the short-term and long-term economic benefits of the traditional family are difficult to deny.”
Fine. Quantify the benefits, please. Just how much did house prices drop in Massachusetts, while rising in a red state?

I’ve been working here since 2000. We have difficulty getting people to take jobs if they’ll have to live in Western Mass, but no one’s ever complained that they’ll have to live in a gay-marriage state.

“I looked at the real estate market. The data is surely available for anyone else to review.”
Yes, yes, now what evidence do you have connecting this to same sex marriage? Beside your bigotry?

“Real estate values depend on strong families and a growing economic base. That's not same-sex marriage.”
So, just bigotry. Gotcha.

“In Canada there is no choice given to citizens about the issue: same-sex marriage is imposed throughout the nation. In the United States, there is high mobility away from states that impose same-sex marriage toward states that recognize how important traditional marriage is to long-term prosperity.”
But heterosexual marriage is imposed on every citizen by law and precedent. If there’s a benefit, then every state should enjoy it. You can’t approach your facts like a buffet.

woodchip #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

“So who lowered the bar to allow drag queens to get in costume and "read" to kids?”
What ‘bar’ could there be?
Anyone who says ‘I volunteer at the library’ knows they very likely just ended their part of the conversation.

“Or lowered the bar to allow the FBI to put parents on a terrorist watch list.”
There’s a reason that the FBI is worried about bigots and terrorism, though. No bar shifted there.

“Or think it is a good idea to allow our borders to be open?”
They’re not and never have been.

“Or sell our petroleum reserves to foreign countries?"
Since our reserves were low when Bonespurs started a war with Iran and made gas prices skyrocket, i think there are bigger concerns.

“Certainly not conservatives (and rhinos ain't conservative).”
Well, no one’s adding LIBERAL parents to terrorist lists…

doughgirl #fundie

“Bottom line guys, evolution DEMANDS DEATH.”
Could you please tell me, just so I’m sure, what it is that Jesus did to make sure we could be saved? I can’t quite remember, was it file taxes? Raise a child? Oh! He handed out vanilla sundaes!

“Death is as natural to evolution as it is to creation in the Bible.”
OUR position is that it’s natural. I think you mean to say that it’s CRUCIAL?

"Hitler figured that one out and today we are following in those same footsteps——.all using the word, CHOICE.”
Hitler? The Catholic who blamed so much on the Christ Killers? And ordered Darwin’s books burned?

“The practices of Germany conformed to evolution—..”
No, evolution promotes diversity. Hitler did not.

“and there are those today that have similar views and are trying to put them in place.”
Not because evolutionary science exists, though.

“They might not be German but nevertheless the ideals are the same just carried out in a different, less threatening manner.”
I think you’re just a teensy bit confused on who’s inspired by what

Ron4jesus #fundie

“I believe the reason America is not in prophecy is because the rapture will bring this country to it's knees.”
This makes sense to you?
Prophecy being the way we realize that the prophet really was speaking with divine power, because the truth came true, you think God would NOT mention how his power would manifest in a country that didn’t exist, yet?

“Only thing, it will not be a great number of people being raptured but enough to cause it's downfall.”
You have to pick one. Even if only the critical people go, they’ll be replaced by slightly less competent people. And, really, the people who are observing God’s commandments are not in critical positions in this country.

“What I envision is nuclear bombs being launched on America and moments before impact we are out of here and no chance for anyone here to get a second chance because here in America we had it easier accepting Jesus as our Savior.”
Okay.
Which Jesus?
Are the Mormons right? The Catholics? Church of God? Church of God of Prophecy? The Undifferentiated Amish Affiliate Systems?
And, frankly, if i were God, trying to show my power, i’d leave the Faithful there for the nuclear war. Just, keep them untouched. THEIR cars start. THEIR electronics work. THEIR shadows aren’t permanently etched into concrete. THEIR bodies are not radiated. And everyone can see who my chosen really were. And compare their failing faiths to my evidence desires.
Like, Hovind sees that all the creationists are glowing in the dark, but the theistic evolutionists are setting up soup kitchens. Or the Baptists are going blind while the Mormons still look like recruiting posters.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

christ ambassador #fundie

“I prayed to the LORD for a victory to prove that he answers prayers.”
You picked an event with a 50-50 outcome possible.
One of the two candidates won. This is not a miracle.
You want to prove divine intervention?
Next season, pray for the hot-dog vendors to win the superbowl. That would go a long way to establishing divine intervention.

Anon #fundie

The waiter asks, ‘How Is Your Meal?’
’I’m being blown by a demon,’ I reveal.
He warned me, ’Don’t shout!
Or wave it about!
Or others will want the same deal!’

PITT Parents #transphobia

“They said it was for you,
And I should believe it too.

I didn’t get a reason,
Only threats - and that I was a demon.”
I think you’re lying, here.
No doctor I’ve ever had was slow to give me reasons. How they came to this diagnosis, how they know it’s not some other problem, what drugs they’re giving ma and what they hope to achieve, things to look out for, sometimes some alternative drugs and the reasons they AREN’T giving me those.
So I bet you were told.
I will bet they offered to give you pamphlets.
They may have mentioned support groups to help you understand.

But the INSTANT someone told you your kid was transgendered, suddenly you were the protagonist in a Michael Crichton Novel, seeking the antidote to the evil technology pills the cult gave the poor defenseless accessory to your life and self-image.
And everything went in one ear, edited for the script, and out onto the page.

Laura G #transphobia

“I lost my son, and while I now occasionally see him, I still lost him.”
And what have you done to deserve her?

“He still drinks the kool aid and still takes the drugs.”
I imagine my mother as a fan of RFK telling me that diabetes isn’t real. And complaining that I still take the insulin and drink Big Pharma’s Kool-Aid. Yeah, sorry to disappoint, but I’m going to live my life, thanx, kay, buh-bye.

“My only son, I will never have biological grandchildren.”
I was told by racist people that by marrying out of my race, i was denying my parents any ‘real’ grandkids.’
Kind of amazing how much they turned out to love their grandkids.

“Maybe one day he will decide this is all a lie, maybe one day.”
Or, maybe YOU will get a smoothie made from the Tree of Knowledge?

Berggeist #fundie

“The Bibles have been confiscated and destroyed by U.S. military chaplains.”
People who took an oath to obey the military obeyed the military? Huh.

“Christians are commanded by the Lord of the Universe to spread the Gospel no matter what the cost.”
If losing your bible is the cost, then what are you bitching about?

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

“Warrior-ism is a religion.”
Are you registered with the IRS?

“I have every right to freely practice my religion, and that includes:
-Calling out fatties.”
Yes, bullies are covered by 1st Amendment Rights. So is everyone else’s response.

“-Using words like "pussy" and "retard" freely.”
And again, everyone’s response is covered by 1st A, as well.

“-Aiming for power over everything else.”
As long as it doesn’t otherwise break the law, yes.

“-Talking only positively about myself.”
Fanfiction is a cherished right, yes.

“-Championing fighting and violence.”
Championing it to the point of inciting violence, no. You don’t have that right.

“-Being adamant that I am correct.”
I try to never interrupt an enemy who’s making a fool of himself.

“-Not worrying about how offended you are.”
Oh, i’d never ask you to worry about how offended I am. Of course, if you’re trying to offend me an only get a ’that’s pathetic’ sneer, i don’t care how offended YOU are, either.

“This is my way of life and my faith and you have no right to stop me practicing it freely.”
Right. Except for the bit where you shout ‘theater’ in a crowded fire.

imanacctingstudent #fundie

“The equivalent of "I seen an ugly guy with a gf before"”
Hmmm. When we say that, it’s to refute y’all’s claims that only looks matter.

“So normies, should we all quit our jobs and just buy mega million dollar lottery tickets?”
So, you’re actually on OUR side. ‘looks are all that matters unless you have something else she wants’ is actually ‘I seen an ugly guy with a gf’
But, hey, you guys insist on lookism because it absolves you of taking any action, making any effort. At least buying tickets would be you taking responsibility for your attractiveness.

SavedWretch #fundie

“I knew it was wrong cuz of the knot in my stomach”
Really? Your discomfort proves moral credibility?
So, i have to ask, have you ever told a transgendered person that their ‘feelings’ didn’t matter?

“We have a spirit in our basement after that.”
OR, whatever happened with the board lowered your threshold to interpret things as spirit-caused.

“ I hated that basement.”
No one cares about your feelings.

“One time when I was down there sneaking a cigarette my little sister's doll with the moving eyelids blinked at me.”
Truly a miracle. Eyelids doing what they were built to do can only mean a supernatural cause. Now, if BARBIE winked at you, that might be compelling.

“Seriously. I ran out of that basement so fast”
Already feeling guilty about what you were doing… And who the fuck sneaks a cigarette INDOORS?

"It is most definitely not "playing", it invites demons in and is very dangerous.”
Uh huh… Sure. And a demon would be afraid of TWO people being in its domain…

Tony Crowe #conspiracy #racist

“There is no risk of any nuclear weapon as they are fake and a hoax.”
I’m pretty certain that if this were true, the USSR missiles in Cuba would have involved a lot of posturing and diplomatic concessions, but not brought our naval forces that close to actual shooting war.

“Americans are gullible and living in fear from fairy tales they learned from government propaganda.”
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Because we ended WWII by dropping leaflets on Japan. I believe you.

“In the same way, propaganda victims believe NASA niggers went into Outer Space.”
What in the name of aluminum extension ladders made you throw the N-bomb in there? Do you think that adds to your credibility?

Wyatt Junker #fundie

“Hitler was just following Darwin's script, that's what Aryan eugenics was based on.”
This is demonstrably untrue, but let’s say it is. And are you just as upset about anyone who uses the Bible to justify killing, mass slaughter, war, slavery, rape, witch trials, and burning heretics at the stake?
Do you expect people to look at such a history and eschew Christainity? Or do you think that some people misinterpreting a source is not a reflection on thesource?

John C. Wright #conspiracy #wingnut

Yes, obviously. The draft dodger who knows war better than his generals, the genius whose professor called him the dumbest student he’d ever had, the serial adulterer, the convicted felon, the charity embezzler, and the man who sells pardons, is the superior example of humanity, and we’re all just trapped in lies about him and his intentions.
The man who started a needless war he can’t get out of is the hero, we’re the villains.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“The tears come without warning.”
I’d feel sympathy but you’re on PITT. So, I’m guessing you’re hoist by your own petard.

"Guilt: how could I have done better? I’m his mother. Where did I go wrong?”
You could TRY to understand her situation well enough to know it’s not your fault.

“Helplessness: will I ever not cry daily?”
Your child is facing bigotry from one of the people they should be able to count on. It’s so sad that you’re the one suffering…

“Despair: how can I fix my fractured family, torn apart by the tsunami of gender ideology that slammed into our happy home?”
you’re the one who made sure it was traumatic.

“Anxiety: what will happen when he makes the ultimate, catastrophic decision"
And you’ve made very sure that you won’t be part of her decision.

“Pain:”
Purely psychosomatic.

“Turmoil about an unknown future:”
Too bad you can’t make the decision to be there for her, but that would require holding someone ELSE more important than yourself.

“Anger:”
Oh, fuck you.

“Conflict: how can I be true to my conviction not to affirm a delusion while not hurting my son in the process?”
Maybe learning enough to know it’s not a delusion? Just off the top of my head.

“Envy: of normal parents who don’t know what estradiol and spironolactone are, or how dangerous those are in a male body… and never will.”
I’m taking spironolactone myself for my diabetes.
You have the scientific skills of creationist studying radiometric dating.

“Fatigue:"
Sounds like loneliness, which is self-imposed. You’re going to die alone.

dragonbro #sexist

“You cannot tell me virginity doesn't matter when Chad brags about deflowering”
Sounds like you mean ‘alphas.’ As in ‘Hooters waitresses know a lot of guys that go to Hooters, tell each other they’re Alphas, and try to grab the waitress’ tits.’
Virginity doesn’t matter, except to assholes.

“If virginity doesn't matter, then why does Chad feel so happy about deflowering as many as possible?”
Because Chad doesn’t matter. And he probably lies about his numbers, anyway.
All I know for sure is that in every liberty port, there are going to be guys PROMISING you that at least half of the prostitutes they employ are virgins.

“Why do they brag about it to me?”
Probably to watch that vein in your forehead throb.

“ Even Chad feels that it's special when he takes a girls virginity.”
OR, he really enjoys watching you seethe.

“If this is such a toxic view of sex, why doesn't it stop Chad?”
It is a toxic view of sex. You don’t want to take someone’s virginity because it’s really special sex, or because you’re doing her a favor. You can’t stand being compared to other men about sex, so you want ‘unspoiled’ because she’s got nothing to compare it to.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #sexist

“Twitch has changed it's terms to no longer let people use "incel" as an insult.”
Sounds about as useful as not using ‘cis.’
I mean, it’s a descriptive term. If i use it, how the fuck would anyone know if i meant it as an insult?

“It's ridiculous Big Tech censorship, of course. But there was always something interesting about people who insulted people by calling them an "incel".”
Uh huh…

“"Incel" as an insult basically means "you should go rape instead".”
No, it really does not. But that’s the sort of illogical thinking that would make me call someone an incel. An entitled misogynist who thinks that his .000 batting average with uncoerced women justifies taking felony action and coercing women.

“The term "incel" of course means "involuntary celibate". The person isn't having sex not through a personal choice, but because he (and let's be honest, it's almost always a he) can't find a willing (female) partner.”
Yes, that’s why it was coined. but today, men who choose the title, and hang out at incel sites, are violently bitter about their status, and they blame all women, their parents, and the Chads.

“So then somebody on the internet calling an incel an incel as an insult”
I notice you called all the incels ‘incel.’ You didn’t mean it as an insult, but these men are very touchy. What if one of them chooses to take your post as an insult?

“(say that three times fast)”
That. That. That.

“ is essentially telling him that he should stop being an incel. He would do this by, presumably, having sex with a woman.”
Nope. But that’s how the incel logic works, he knows he can’t get a silver bullet to get sex. There’s no magic feminist t-shirt to wear, no date can be choreographed to promise sex, no car that will force women to spread them… So, he easily concludes that rape is an option.

“However "having sex with a woman" is what the incel has been trying to do.”
Yes, but by doing what HE thinks women want from a man. Then gets angry when they don’t want it, or at least not from him.

“So the command "go have sex" is essentially "go rape a chick".”
Taking insult from being termed an incel is not getting a command. It’s rationalizing a fantasy.

“Like all Big Tech censors, Twitch shouldn't be in the business of restricting any words: from "incel" to "nigger" everything should be permitted,”
Why? Free Speech refers to the government’s actions. Any private business can choose who they let use their platform. If I had a business and the local KKK wanted to put a recruiting sign in my window, it’s actually MY free speech right to say ‘no.’

“but it's also one that the pansy leftists who use the term probably should have shied away from in the first place.”
Maybe if incels didn’t wear it as a badge of honor.

John C. Wright #fundie #dunning-kruger

“In Praise of Fallacies
All, or nearly all, the classical logical fallacies are fallacies because they are perfectly reliable social methods of weighing evidence in real life in cases where logic does not necessitate an answer.”
Huh?
No. Logic is a tool for evaluating an idea.
You can’t logically loosen a lug nut.

“Ad hominem: It is normal and reasonable to take the character of the witness into account when weighing the believability of his testimony”
That’s not what an ad hominem is about, you wanker.
Ad hominem is attacking the speaker for something completely apart from the topic.
Such as, pointing out that a creationist often lies is not an ad hominem.
Dismissing a creationist claim because he’s Catholic and not Baptist is ad hominem.

“Ad Antiquitatem: It is normal and reasonable to pay more respect to a belief that has stood the test of time,”
That’s still a fallacy. I mean, it is one thing to say it’s been tested X many times, and quite another to say ’We’ve thought this was true for 200 years.’ or ’we’ve done it this way for 200 years.’

Fuck it, I’m bored. you’re trying to defend the fallacies you’ve been accused of without actually understanding why it’s a fallacy. So your defenses are just self-serving stupidity.

Ricecel Sungnodius #sexist

“It's probably because songs about love are so shallow and meaningless.”
Or, YOU are shallow and meaningless, and unable to actually relate to the feeling of wanting the best for another person.

“I've realized that love is just some neurochemicals meant to encourage reproduction, and love is just a product of evolution.”
You know, if you take ‘just’ out of those statements I’d mostly agree with you.
Also, I feel a need to point out that EVERYTHING IN YOUR HEAD is neurochemicals meant to help your gene pool survive. Also products of evolution.

“The people singing these songs are so delusional, while I'm the only one who actually knows what love really is.”
Oh, really? Do tell me, please?

“This makes me feel isolated and strange, making me feel a sense of dread.”
You dread being the only person to pierce the veil, huh? Poor, poor you.

“I've mentioned how songs about love are shallow and meaningless.”
A subjective judgment from the neurochemicals in your brain, I’d like to point out.

"This shows that love (which is supposed to be a peak human experence) is just a biochemical reaction,”
Again, take the rather self-serving ‘just’ out of that.

“and that humans are mortal beings, meaning that I'll eventually die, and that makes me scared.”
You need a love song to figure out that you’re mortal?
Wow. Never thought Ace of Base was good for ANYTHING…

“Learning about the blackpill has made me lose attraction in females.”
No it hasn’t.
Lack of success has lead to the sour grapes position that you don’t really want a female.

“I've realized that lust is just a primal desire, and females take advantage of that.”
I’ve been to clubs right after a Chippendales performance. Men take advantage of that, also.

“I'll never be able to get a woman anyways, so what's the point in lust?”
that is a conundrum. So throw out all your porn, I suppose.

“As a result, my lust has been reduced.”
No, it really hasn’t.

ericfoy #fundie

“Yes, I do in fact suppose that the atheists believe my God exists, and simply ignore Him.”
No, people ignoring the god they think exists are typically called ‘lapsed.’
I do not believe your god exists, or anyone else’s gods.

“Thus, that the person is an atheist is your premise, not mine.”
Ancient Romans called Ancient Christains atheists for not worshiping the mascot gods of the Roman Empire. I supposed some of them insisted that deep down inside, those people pretending to be monotheists were really pagans, just trying to hide their true faith for a false one.

“If atheists by definition do not believe that God exists, then I am asserting that atheists are not what they think they are.”
Assert, suppose, it’s just you pretending you know what I’m thinking.

“You have defined yourself, but you are incorrect in your definition.”
Feel free to prove this to be true. Or any slight reason to think it’s a useful statement.

Mo #fundie

“Can you tell me what equality there is between skin color/race and deviant sexual acts?”
Bigotry.
Before the supreme court decided that laws against interracial marriages were unConstitutional, people opposed used many of the same stupid arguments. ’Can’t have kids’ or ‘pisses off god’ or ‘against natural order/natural laws/basic biology.’ It’s rather amusing, in a sad, stunted way, how the arguments echo back and forth

“How dare you compare my race or anyone else to deviant sexual behaviors.”
How?
Being in an interracial marriage, and having had the relevant scriptures thrown at me, banning such is VERY MUCH like banning samesex marriage. No really good secular reason to discriminate. And while you may not consider interracial sex a ‘deviant’ act, plenty of people do. Nothing in our laws supports this treatment, though.
We’re not a Christain Country, so I would like you to take your objection in a basket, walk down the road to ‘Fuck Off’ city. And when you get there, go through the town to the outskirs of Fuck Off. And out past the Fuck Off water treatment plant is a sign, saying ‘Fuck Off Ends Here.’ But I want you to climb over the fence that sign is on, where you’ll find yourself in a field. You should Fuck Off in that field, look to the horizon, and dream the impossible dream. You can fuck off to the world’s fucking end.

That’s how i dare, thanks, buh-bye.

Michael Voris #fundie #sexist #wingnut #transphobia

“You are a cuck of the highest (meaning, lowest) order.”
I do like how you think that you must explain that your insult is a negative claim.
Not confident that anyone else understands incelspeech?

“The only difference between you and a liberal woman is, she has bigger balls than you.”
As long as she’ll lick mine, she can have bigger ones, sure.

ionlycopenow #sexist #psycho

“How cruel is it that attractive men get all the women while everyone else gets none”
Hmmm. You are selected against by biology. Nature is cruel, yes.

“Sometimes, I want to punch a wall then go and find the nearest foid and shoot her in the dome everytime they complain about how all men cheat”
Yes, that’s an attitude that will win you partners.

“All men cheat, and have six girlfriends at once, because they only go for these men.”
Huh. An incel almost realizes the problem with biased sampling techniques. But applies his idea to all women and blows it.

“They still complain about it after, while the plenty of good single men continue to rot alone without anyone.”
You’re an incel. You do not qualify as a ‘good’ single man, not with your fantasies about shooting women in the head based on your biased sampling.

“I hate whores so much.”
Then why are you upset that none of them give you a second glance?

“But this isn't a new take. Usually when someone makes one of these "water = wet" posts it's because something happened to make them mad enough to post it. Otherwise there's no point.”
Water is not wet, though.
‘Wet’ is the state of having an excess of water.
Wet water would be… more water.
Things that touch water get wet.

“I'm angry all the time. I have not known peace in decades”
Therapy?

Steven Roland #fundie #wingnut

“Gretchen Whitmer is the leftist extremist governor of Michigan. She is extremely pro-abortion and anti-freedom of religion and worship”
Can’t really imagine a ‘leftist’ who’s against Freedom of Religion.
I’m guessing that she doesn’t grant you fucks the privilege of discriminating against abortion providers and consumers?
That or she closed churches during COVID in this crazy leftist attempt to save lives?

Human_Fighter #fundie

“And how did you learn Pluto exists? or King Tut? Books, other people?”
Well, for Pluto, it was books, many of which described how it was discovered, and laid out the steps i could perform in order to reconstruct the discovery. I never saw a planet further than Saturn with my telescope, but I could have found a bigger one.
The King Tut exhibit toured the US while i was in high school.

“ Gee, sounds a lot like religion to me...”
then you have a particularly stupid definition of ‘religion.’
An anonymous gospel says Jesus stood on a hill where he could see every nation of the world. I know that’s not possible, even aside from the fact that he didn’t write down the location of this flat-earth observation point.
But you lot take it as historical because you of your religion.
Not the same.

“Don't be an idiot. While I give specific examples, you give your own personal beliefs.”
Your spin on what is and isn’t a fact is based on your beliefs.

“ Everything I listed can be proven to exist? It's a common philosophical fact that the only thing you can prove exist is yourself.”
Not really a useful comment in this instance.

David J. Stewart #sexist

“If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?”
My wife, of course. My dog will forgive me if i take a day to let him in. My wife will, too, but she forgets nothing.

Of course, for you, Davey, it’s purely hypothetical, isn’t it? Women can look you up online and see how toxic you are.

“The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.”
Oh! He’s making a JOKE!
A sexist, misogynistic joke, about the level of the writers of The Honeymooners, and as funny as a tooth extraction, but a joke.

How sad.

Mosin Nagant #racist

"Yet apparently not averse, as a Med, to flirting with or trying to date (which are the first steps toward full-blown miscegenation with)”
Some humans are drawn to partners as like them as possible. That’s how we got ethnicities. People breeding within a tribe to reinforce the most common traits, such that a citizen of Ancient Rome could look at anyone on the street and know if they were from Rome, Greece, Gaul, Spain, whatever.
SOME are attracted to exotics, which had the function of reducing inbreeding to the point of damage.
Finding members of another race attractive is no sin.

"Remember that even extra-ethnic INTRA-racial miscegenation is unnatural and harmful,”
Except the only ‘harm’ is in the assessment of racial purists, not any science to speak of.

“and sets the stage for inter-racial miscegenation.”
Which you think is unnatural, but if that were true it wouldn’t be possible. If we’re cross-fertile, we are the same species which is all biology cares about.

“In the Bible that is "always being brought out" here, the Hebrew was commanded to marry not only within his nation but even within his own TRIBE, which may be very reasonably considered a principle pertaining to all peoples.”
The Bible considers Judaism a tribe, a nationality, and a race. And they have dietary laws. I really believe the strictures against foreign wives was because of the laws of Kosher, not racial in nature.
Didn’t want the patriarch to worry that his wife wasn’t necessarily keeping the meat and dairy dishes separate.
All MY dietary restrictions come from my doctors, so not such a big deal in my house.

Various Incels #psycho #racist #sexist

"The big brains over at r/IncelTear try to calculate what a slave girl would cost in today's dollars”
Betcha they undervalued it.

“If a prime foids would fetch $130,000, you better believe they would be bred in large quantities until a price / value equilibrium is reached where it's affordable and fair for all men to afford as many slave girls as he wanted.”
Hmmm. If there’s that many ‘foids’ on the slave market, yes, the average price would drop. But the list of what makes a ‘foid’ prime would get smaller and smaller, and the price would go higher and higher.

Incels would not want a used slave, so you’d want to pay extra for virgins. You’d reject women born to be slaves, as you’d want the imports, women who have to be broken to slavery. You wouldn’t feel like a ‘real man’ if your slave just showed up with a lackluster ‘yes, sir’ all the time. You’d want her to resist, to justify how you want to treat her.
But if it’s $130,000 for a top-of-the-line born slave, it’d be a million for a college graduate from France.
And you’d still bitch that you never attracted a mate to love you and show intimacy, just fucked wimins you bought the keys to.

"Even if they were right and that we could not afford slaves, slavery would destroy their feminist power anyways. I would take that.”
Their feminist power? Oh, sweetie. You’ve never been military, have you?
Even when I was bound to follow every officer’s orders, I was not powerless in the relationship. If he wanted me to do something stupid, I could choose to point outproblems, or i could just stand in the chaos and say, ’It’s what you told me to do.’ Similarly, i Sometimes stood in the chaos and said, ‘You didn’t tell me to do that.’
You would be amazed at the power your slavewomen would wield.

"Not the wisest move since black folks associate slavery with their past in america and we currently have ethnic cleasing with whiteys being the ethnicity on the chopping block.”
I’d also suggest finding the French Revolution instructive. If you’re lucky, your women will use the guillotine on your neck first. Not work their way up to it.

“Tbh even if it cost an exorbitant amount, I would be fine with that, at least it would give me something to work towards instead of having the rest of my life consisting of rotting in loneliness. STEMmaxxing would actually mean something instead of just being a better paid wageslave”
And suddenly you feel like changing yourself for the purpose of success? How un-incel of you.

“same. imagine buying a pristine loli for $300k :feelsohh:”
Right, right, if the perfect underage virgin slave is on the market, it’ll be targeted to incels, not people on the Epstein list.

Mirage5 #fundie

“Do you think it is a sin to intentionally look at a picture of a woman on a website?”
I just watched a video online, one of my granddaughter opening a ‘Useless Box.’ I really can’t see any sin in that.

“Ok, my example is... I'm looking at Yahoo sports and there is a picture of what I know is probably an attractive woman below in the picture photos. This one happens to be a Golf picture. I click on the picture and I see the picture, but I keep looking at more and more to see more. Ok, I'm pretty sure looking at the first picture probably isn't particularly wrong, but when you continue to look at additional ones, is that sinning?”
Are you appreciating her golf skills?
Her attire?
Or do you want to roll her over in the clover?

“What sin would that be considered? Is it lust?”
You would have to tell us if you’re lusting.

Mr. Nobody #fundie

“*are there so many instances of God in our government? When we testify in court we swear on the bible.”
A bible isn’t required in the courts I’ve been in. You’re ‘under oath’ not ‘under oath to a particular god.’

“The pledge of allegience is said in God's name.”
The Supreme Court determined that this is ‘ceremonial deism,’ not Christainity. But, go ahead and push that it violates the Constitution. You do that.

“Our money contains the phrase in god we trust. Etc.”
Pretty sure that’s also ‘ceremonial deism’ meaning that cowards were more afraid of the truth than their oaths.

“Isn't it true that as a nation we only claim religious freedom while actually unofficially enforcing Christian law (such as laws against adultry, sodomy, etc.)*”
What law against adultery?
Ever see anyone come out of a divorce court and get arrested for the adultery that was proven in the court?
We actually have a Lemon Law test to dispose of laws that are purely religious in basis.

“They meant freedom to be Christian”
That’s exactly not what it says.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“I am not a parent of a trans-identified child/adult.”
And yet you’re here…

“I don’t have first-hand familiarity with today’s ”trans world” or what many of you have gone through.”
That’s fine, no one else at PITT knows what they’re talking about.

“This poem is about innocence.”
And you define ‘innocence’ as ‘being happy where you’re at’, I see.

"The killers of joy can never succeed.”
Um, this is why so many trans kids go no-contact. So the joy-killers don’t succeed.

“To a thief everyone is a thief
The thief would not believe anyone
Is innocent
Not even a child”
So, when you say ‘poem’ you mean random line returns, and fractured sentences pretending to be artistic.

“In compulsive jealousy”
Huh? if a thief thinks everyone is the same as he is, what is there to be jealous of? We’re all the same?

“How can others contain"
Make up your mind. He thinks everyone is like him or he hates people who are not like him.

“But children are abundant”
These would be the children from the line above, ‘not even a child’ huh?

“Without which/All values that would be called good/Collapse/like a house of cards”
Without joy, there are no gender roles, you say?
You didn’t put this aside for a night and reread it in the morning, did you?

“Destroying/The very foundation”
So isn’t this actually PRO-transgendered people?
THEY have found something that brings them joy, and PITTers are INSISTENT that it’s not joy, it’s not real, it’s not biological truth, and it’s an attack on ME/ME/ME/ME/ME. So they junk their duty as a parent to support their kids and try to force their kids to support THEIR fantasy of raising clones.

Pete Hegseth #fundie #god-complex #psycho

@JM1234 #252871

Betterget his victory notches while he can. If Israel blows the ceasefire, Trump’s going to have to blame someone. Hegseth is an easy target as NO ONE will rush to his aid…

slaveofChrist #fundie

“It seems many of you may be getting Christianity confused with Catholocism- which is NOT Christianity.”
this is why it’s so funny when you guys try to insist that Christainity is popular. You lump them all together for the biggestnumber you can get, but privately you think all the individual sects except yours are wrong.

“Catholocism stems from Constantine...”
Well, yes.

“ Their doctrines are VERY non Biblical.”
That’s not possible. The catholic church was formed to meet the Articles of Faith that were developed to DEFINE Christainity. The same articles were used to determine which books were incorporated into the Bible.
The Bible and the Catholic Church are bothproducts of Constantine, idiot.

“You guys should know this. Catholocism is the political money grubbing beast.”
No argument,but it IS the biblical religion foundedto standardize Christainity.

“Although, I do agree that some Christian churches have fallen into this trap, but once again, lets watch these generalizations.”
I’d ratherwatch the history. You appear not to know it.

Mike Jones #fundie

“Funny a long time ago a man was reading in the Bible, the book of Isiah Chapter 14, where it says the earth is sphere.”
A circle, not a sphere. And it’s in Isaiah 40.

“ He then went on to disprove science which stated at that time the world was FLAT!”
Science knew it was a circle before there was a bible, you ignorant savage.

“Image that, using the Bible to disprove science, now why cant we do that today.”
Because it never happened, maybe?

Skywise #fundie

Good and evil ARE subjective, so either you’re wrong about that or there is no god.
During the civil war, Christains in the South felt that the slavery they supported was what God intended, in the Proper Use Of The Negro. They even thought that the Civil War was the Conflict in Revelation.
In the NOrth, at the same time, there were Christains who felt that ABOLITION was what God wanted. That freeing the slaves was what God intended by ‘love your neighbor.’ They even thought that the Civil War was the Conflict in Revelation.

Same book, one issue, two different groups of Christains subjectively determining the moral code for the situation.
You can go right down the line, Christains thinking that avoiding evolution is the moral choice and some that support it; some think God hates abortion, some that think God never ever ever mentioned it; any number of topics.

Clif High #crackpot #sexist #racist #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

“Feminism is a crock of shit.
It was deliberately designed to destroy the human family structure.”
Yeah, yeah, I remember the 70s.
Every time the ERA came up for discussion, certain men maintained that equality for women would destroy the family unit, make bathrooms unisex, drive up prices on everything, and no one would ever have sex ever again.
And somehow, all these zero-sex women would have an infinite number of abortions.
Made me start to wonder about all these propaganda claims at the age of about 12, 14, somewhere in there.

Both my grandmothers worked (nurse and school teacher), my mom worked (Tupperware plant, judge’s secretary at the courthouse), my wife worked (Navy, Credit Union, school teacher), my daughter in law works (Walgreen’s). The only woman in the family who doesn’t is my granddaughter (Little welfare princess needs to get off her butt and find a summer job between 1st and 2nd Grade, she’s letting the team down!).
But the family structure seems to work for all examples.

Paul Ellis #fundie

“When God first made man, he said, “You are free to choose what you eat.” And the first thing God asked man to do was choose names for all the animals. The freedom to choose is what makes us human.”
Okay, but what the fuck was Adam thinking when he named the Horseshoe Crab?
or the Death Watch Beetle?
Or the Barn Owl?
Or the Galapagos Tortoise?
Or Sewer Rat?
Or Vampire Bat?
Or Rhode Island Red?

Many fundies insist that Adam was white, and spoke American, so his names would be the ones we use. Where was he getting concepts (and adjectives) like death, horseshoe, Galapagos?

A New Creature #fundie

“My best friend from college is in the same boat - he's too caught up in technology and science, thinks that mankind can do anything. It's rough, but I keep praying.”
Well, it’s nice you have a hobby.

“Now, there are different reasons for not believing in God - this wouldn't apply if she didn't believe because of all the disasters, etc., in the world a different approach is needed, but with my friend, I've at least gotten him to think by talking to him about a lot of proofs that archaeology has turned up, etc.; plus about DNA, how one renowned atheist (forget his name) declared recently that becuase of DNA being so complex, he now believes there had to be an intelligent design.”
You’ve been to college?
And wrote THIS?
Or did you sell hotdogs on campus and make a friend?
Kind of silly to read the Bible and think that disasters disprove god. He’s killing people all over those pages.
Archaeology doesn’t turn up that much proof of the bible though.
Right now, scholars are pretty sure Egypt did not keep slaves, making Exodus a fiction.
Archeology knows that king Darius invented Darics, but the Bible says that King David was paid in Darics a few centuries before they were invented.
I’d love to know who the atheist is that you pretend to attribute things to. Was this atheist trained in biology, evolution, or probability? Because arguments from complexity are pretty stupid.

“Also, about heart transplant patients; how they often have the same interests as the donor afterward.”
Holy goddamned fuck that’s stupid. Hearts are not the center of emotions or interests. The Chinese have known for thousands of years that it’s the intestines!

Anna Diehl #fundie

“It blesses God when we express sincere fury over seeing Him treated with dishonor.”
God? The guy who suggested one might turn the other cheek when harmed, huh?
But while HE turns HIS cheek, he wants you in a raging fury…?

“But when we sit around asking Him to forgive souls who are spitting in His face,”
Showing our compassion, tolerance, forgiveness, adulthood?

“we are only siding with those souls against Him”
Um…
Were I one of the faithful, if i see someone who does something I think is righteous, I won’t ask God to forgive them. It’s surplus to needs.
if I’m asking God to forgive them, that’s because I do NOT take that person’s side.
I am clearly judging their action to be something worthy of ire, and expect god to be vengeful. Or at least on Judgment Day, someone’s going to ask this person ‘What about the time you painted the toenails of the statue of Jesus?

“and this is never acceptable.”
I think you’re completely off base on this.

Pete Hegseth #fundie #god-complex #psycho

“Our Troops deserve the credit.”
For the war or the war crimes?

“But God deserves all the glory.”
If he can’t be credited, why does he get glory?

“Tens of thousands of sorties, refuelings, and strikes, carried out under the protection of divine providence.”
Just not 100% protection, I see.

“A massive effort with miraculous protection.”
A couple of servicemen would probably like to punch you in the mouth.

“Duke 44 Bravo speaks for all of us "God is Good."”
I was atheist the entire Time i was enlisted, Major.

Blipbloto #fundie

“Atheism is spiritual masturbation.”
Never noticed any ectoplasm on the sheets…

“The function of sex is to experience it with a partner in order to bring life into the world.”
No, I’ve had a lot of sex that was functionally NOT reproductive, although orgasms did occur. So, that’s wrong. Maybe you mean ‘intent?’ The intent of sex is reproduction?
But then, we couldn’t have sex except for a couple days each month when she was fertile. that’d be easy enough, if an egg wasn’t in the uterus, the vagina would not allow penetration. Or men couldn’t find infertile women attractive. Something.
So, no, that’s not the function or the intent.

“On a spiritual (i.e., psychic) level, the same principle holds true;”
But your principle doesn’t hold true.

“that is, God is the partner.”
Doesn’t that disprove all those claims that ‘Marriage is One man and One woman.’ It’s ALSO One God.

“So I ask, do atheists have anything but themselves in their introspection?”
Isn’t all introspection one’s self by definition? How the hell would anyone else get in there without redefining the act?

“Eveything from our standpoint begins in the imagination, which does not necessarily imply unreality.”
No, I get more than a few hard-ons from my eyes, or my ears, or my nose. Stimulus goes from sensors to my spine, and out the dick.

“Therefore, I would agree that God is imaginary.”
Meh. You’re playing word games.

“Addendum: God is imaginary in the sense that concepts do become real in the "physical" universe.”
That’s not a definition of imaginary.

“From the imagination, articulated concepts affect this world, e.g. simply designing a car, writing a good story, or designing the atomic bomb.”
No. i can design an atom bomb without creating an articulated concept of a bomb.
Also, I’ve seen plenty of drunks throwing up pointillistic patterns of vomit that don’t require imagination to create.

ShadowTheEdgehog #sexist

"My mother laughed at my uncle's suicide”
There are people like that. Not a reason to judge an entire demographic or gender, any more than an incel who fucks sheep is a representative sample of incels.

“Women dont give a fuck about human life.
Bros, listen to me. THEY DO NOT VALUE HUMAN LIFE.”
But, of course, incels LIKE thinking they can lump all women together because of the worst individuals. They’re kinda stupid that way.

“My grandmothers friends. She is in her 80s.
These women have been married for 60+ years often.”
Yes?

“Their husband dies.”
Happens in your 80s.

“These cunts have a new guy ready in 3-5 months max.”
Guys and gals who are that old are in the habit of having a partner. I would imagine that a recent widow finds a recent widower pretty easily.

“They are over 80 years old.”
You mentioned that. (She’s 80 her friends have been maried >60 years, math is pretty easy).

“They dont give a fuck. No amount of committment,”
And what is the official benchmark for mourning periods?
If my wife dies, I’m going to go fucking bonkers until i find someone to spend the time with. I don’t care if it’s a woman who knows the same music i listen to, or a guy that can play chess, or a dog. I’ll find someone or I’ll fucking lose it more.

“no amount of work you put into the relationship, no amount of pleasure you provide her, nothing NOTHING can make her love you.”
Dude, if you’re married 60 years and then die, you expect her to love the idea of you for the rest of her life? I mean, you’re gone.
And, critical question, how do you benefit from her remaining faithful to your memory for 40 years after you’re dead and gone?

“They dont understand love, they dont understand virtues such as loyality.”
I do not believe you’re capable of understanding love, much less feeling it. You’re acting more like a wife who survives you is still your property.

“NEVER HELP THEM
FUCK THEM AND THEIR ENTIRE GENDER”
Yes, that’s STABLE because it’s IN ALL CAPS.

Unwanted #psycho

“Why is there so many moralfags on this forum?”
Why are you so evil that you call anyone who knows right from wrong a fag?

“I don't know how you can even keep your morals at this point?”
It is not possible for evil to understand good.

“I mean you got the shittiest life imaginable,”
In a world that still has holocaust survivors, you make this claim?

“shittiest genetics,”
Look up Harlequin Baby, and then look in a mirror.

“shittiest everything and you still don't want to throw away your morals?”
Morality is doing the right thing for the right reasons. Being the victim of cosmic chance is not a justification for doing the wrong thing.

“People who are moralfags on this forum are all fakecels.”
Or just better than you, as you race to the bottom.

“If you are against rape, going ER, you shouldn't be here, you should be on some SJW or liberal forum.”
Damn straight! This site is supposed to be an echo chamber for entitled, sexist, self-hating creeps who complain that no one will love them!

“If you wouldn't kill a fucking kitty, a fuckin KITTY or a DOG to become a Chad you should be banned.”
Maybe change ‘creeps’ to ‘sociopaths’ above.
I mean, unless you havesome rational basis for the position you hold?

“The only kind of morals you should have is regarding your family, but I don't even have them anymore.”
Spoke too freely and got tossed out on your ear?

“If you want to actually ascend as an incel, you gotta be ready to do whatever it takes to ascend,”
Like killing a kitty? that’ll get you laided?
Going ER to meet chicks?
You take ‘rape’ as ascending?

“once you throw away all your morals you can become truly free,”
Rather the opposite. Incels keep singing the ‘i want intimacy’ and ‘i want to be held’ and ’it’s the emotional support we need’ songs, but clearly all you really want is to get your peepee wet.
Then why not fuck a goat? I mean, you’ve ended ALL your morals, right?

“and you have better chances of ascending.”
If my choices are rape or virginity, it’ll be the same decision every time.

“Remember, morals are man-made, there are no objective morals, morals are made by people to keep masses in check.”
Well, yes. Men made morals so we could live together in groups bigger than just our clan. You announcing you’re jettisoned your morals makes you a threat to everyone, with or without a pussy.

DON #fundie

“It's rather mistaken to think that Evangelism involves NOT using one's brains or reason.”
I’ve spent close to 20 years watching evangelicals look at a Christain president, with no beard, one wife, wife and daughters without veils, who supported gay rights, women’s rights, and never prayed to Mecca, and insist that he’s Muslim. I think not using one’s brains is crucial to evangelism.

ksayres #fundie

“ and 2004 years ago it 1 BC.”

Uh, yeah. Pilate was always complaining that his Jewish civil servants were dating the paperwork as 1 BC instead of the Roman dating. And no one would tell him what they were counting down to…

Missing Universe Museum #fundie

“1. Which evolved first, male or female?”
Asexuals first, then intersex, then specialization.

“2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?”
None.

“3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.”
That’d be a creationist lie.

“4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?”
There’s a reason they went extinct in the first place.

“5. Which came first:
...the brain's interpretation of light?”
Probably closest, though you really mean ‘nervous system.’
Shadows on eye patches were taken as predators and reasons to hide

“6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?”
You DO know that multiple traits can evolve simultaneously, right? They don’t have to be sequential?

“7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?”
They’re different species.

“8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!”
THe offers are not worth the effort to get the money that doesn’t exist.

“9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?”
They’re not. Everything is a transitional form.

“10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)”
No one said it’s entirely random.
And coins do not reproduce.

“11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?”
Feel free to prove that they’re not.

“12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.”
1. Your brain…

“13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?”
Those offers are not in good faith.

“14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?”
Disease, famine, war, pestilence…

“15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?”
Evolution doesn’t have a goal.

Anon #moonbat #psycho

Right, right. Obama was the one who wanted to take away a network’s license because a show made fun of him.
Biden was the one who wanted a third term because he was treated so badly in office.

Caver #fundie

“It might be worth noting that a number of scientists are extremely strong brothers and sisters.”
And no one cares at all as long as they don’t bring the Lord to work with them.

“Some are proving how the biblical 7 day creation is probable,”
Huh?
First, creation was 6-days.
Second, how in sweet onion jam can SCIENCE determine the probability of MAGIC?
Science is naturalistic. Science cannot support the supernatural, much less arrive at the conclusion that the supernatural is historical.
So, an untruth.

“over 50 scientists have jointly written a book supporting in scientific experiment the young earth theory,”
Scientific experiments that SHOW YEC? Or that they can claim to be consistent with YEC?

“scientist have....with the help of thousands of years and millions and millions of dollars...proven the existence of 10 dimensions that were foretold by a prophet well back into the OT.”
Is this in the same book?

“A number came to Christ while trying to prove the falacy of the bible.”
But if they were competent scientists, they’d have known that science cannot disprove the supernatural.
Far more likely, they were already Christains, and only claim, like Strobel, to have been coming from the other direction.

“The list goes on forever.”
Bullshit is endless, yes.

“If you are a scientist and if you are open minded and up on current science then the bible is being proven correct daily.”
No, it really isn’t.

“Ain't He grand!!”
No so that you’d notice.