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Tony Padilla #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

…and yet, Don Old Fart’s now equally proven corrupt pal Nigey FaRAGE is exactly as his actual surname suggests after the Green Party beat (Un)Reform(ed) in a recent by-election: screaming ‘Voter Fraud’.

As for ‘Could’, why is the loaded SCOTUS doing nothing about the free & fair elections happening since late last year: right up to a Democrat winning in the part of Florida which includes Mar-a-Lago…?!

All I see from the likes of you - MAGAtards - is just ‘Could’. Well, it Isn’t. If wishes were currency you’re already politically bankrupt: and several months before the midterms.

user-56a53jr986 #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Referring to calls to invoke the 25th Amendment

Why? Oh, I dunno…:

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…you tell me, OP.

PITT Parents #transphobia

Bigotry aside, has this weirdo ever heard of rhyme scheme or meter or rhythm?

user-56a53jr986 #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Except, its’ not just Democrats calling for it because Trump clearly is losing his goddamn mind but you, living in a cult, refuse to acknowledge that no matter how painfully clear it is that’s the case and also they’re very correct about him breaking the law, multiple times, because all the courts flatout states he’s doing just that, and his behavior and threats against anyone that dares goes against him is outright authoritarian and goes well beyond what he is constitutionally allowed. Your attempts to deny such a thing is not going to change a goddamn thing.

Trump 2nd term is way closer to George W. Bush than Hitler IMO.
His first term: A lot of conspiratorial Woohoo/woo-woo.
2nd term: He is starting to hate the theorists that got him to power, since he wants to be like Reagan/Dubya.

Scott Butcher #fundie

“Dear Friend;

This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently
disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.”
I really doubt that millions of Christains are actually living a life Christ would approve of. Giving up worldly goods, welcoming refugees, giving money to the poor, actually supporting the destitute with something more than thoughts and prayers.
I would either connect this to a word processor that can fill in the number or write much more humbly. “Disappeared, along with countless people from the corners of the globe.”

“The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you
and would like you to know the truth about where they went.”
Ah. Bragging.
Yeah, that’s Christain. Expecting to be saved and wanting everyone else to know it! Can’t handle the thought that maybe someone thinks they were beamed up by aliens or swallowed by a sinkhole, has to underline that they’re the chosen.

“This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken
up to heaven.”
It’s going to be REALLY funny when the rapture comes, and the companies that organize these send all these messages out, but 99% of the ‘Chosen’ are still here.
All so arrogantly sure THEY qualified, as if the decision was theirs, not Jesus’…

House of Light #fundie

“Many years ago, before I came to the point in my walk where I am now(I will stand up for my belief.....but many years ago I was more concerned about what my family would think if I hadn't shown up).”
I imagine they’d have said thanks.

“My brother and his wife were married by a witch(prietess)....they had the cauldron, the broom, the magic circle cast.”
Are your brother and his wife wiccans? Or is Salem offering weddings for people who can’t make it to Las Vegas?

"I attended.....with my hubby, and for at least 6 months after we were under major spiritual attack.”
Uh huh…

“Tires slashed on a daily basis....”
Six months of tires slashed daily, huh? That would get expensive quickly. So, your local tire store has your account that reflects this? 180 tows, 180 tires or repairs?
And this isn’t really a ‘spiritual’ attack.

“windows breaking in on top of us in the middle of the night....”
Again, not terribly spiritual.

“screaming (a womans voice) in our home in the middle of the night.”
Oh, I believe you. I grew up in a haunted house. I think in 17 years I lost maybe 2 night’s sleep. Mostly there were just cold spots, odd shadows… Maybe the ghost stepped on broken glass from the window?

“We opened a door.....because we knew that what we were witnessing was sooooo wrong and soooooo against our Lord, and yet we condoned it by just being there.”
So, wait, was it supporting family that allowed evil or was god punishing you for supporting pagans?

“i would think twice about attending any kind of 'mock' wedding.......”
Nothing mock about it you arrogant bitch. Most jurisdictions allow an official who is Wiccan to perform a wedding and sign the license. No more ‘mock’ than our ceremony where a guy in a dress who is celibate ordered us to have children for his church’s benefit.
And even if that jurisdiction didn’t allow the priestess to sign it, they could have a justice-of-the-peace ceremony for legal reasons, and this ceremony for spiritual ones.

“I know that from personal experiences....that we never will again.”
I really doubt most of your personal experiences, though.

vosidit98 #sexist

“Lots of women only really have a pussy to bring to the table.”
And just how many women are at your table, doofus?

“Think about it: you're friends with a woman.”
Such strong skills with grammar. Your arguments are so very compelling.
And, yes, I’m friends with a few women.

“Even if she's cool you can't treat her as one of the boys or society will grill you.”
That depends on the woman and the society. I tell my boss dirty jokes. She can hold her own.
I tell my wife dirty jokes. She can keep pace with me.
The people around us have not grilled me.
I’m guessing you don’t know ANY women and just assume you’d be treated accordingly.

“So you're left with "less than a male" friend.”
No, I am not. And even if true, that’d be a ‘different from male’ friend, not less.

“A guy is almost always better off having a good male friend vs a good female friend.”
Do you have any good friends?

“A woman is ALSO almost always better off with a good male friend than a good female friend.”
So, you don’t know a fucking thing yuo’re talking about, just bigoted spin. Like a cat person rating dogs.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Andy Schlafly #fundie

“Same-sex marriage seemed to be detrimental to Massachusetts; as I recall, real estate prices subsequently declined.”
Uh huh… the decision was 2004. The entire US was enjoying a housing bubble, which burst in 2005.

“In contrast, the short-term and long-term economic benefits of the traditional family are difficult to deny.”
Fine. Quantify the benefits, please. Just how much did house prices drop in Massachusetts, while rising in a red state?

I’ve been working here since 2000. We have difficulty getting people to take jobs if they’ll have to live in Western Mass, but no one’s ever complained that they’ll have to live in a gay-marriage state.

“I looked at the real estate market. The data is surely available for anyone else to review.”
Yes, yes, now what evidence do you have connecting this to same sex marriage? Beside your bigotry?

“Real estate values depend on strong families and a growing economic base. That's not same-sex marriage.”
So, just bigotry. Gotcha.

“In Canada there is no choice given to citizens about the issue: same-sex marriage is imposed throughout the nation. In the United States, there is high mobility away from states that impose same-sex marriage toward states that recognize how important traditional marriage is to long-term prosperity.”
But heterosexual marriage is imposed on every citizen by law and precedent. If there’s a benefit, then every state should enjoy it. You can’t approach your facts like a buffet.

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

A law decriminalising abortion in Britain’s Parliament.

As I didn’t see Bishops, nay, Archbishops in the House of Lords there disagree, that fact kills your opinions Feckless Din. Why?

Those clergy peers in the Palace of Westminster are Church of England: Protestant.

A certain Civil War 375 years ago in which a Catholic monarch failed made sure of that.

PITT Parents #transphobia

Tony Crowe #conspiracy #racist

Alan #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

Well, in 1941, it wasn’t the USA who entered WW2 but Japan who attacked and Germany who joined afterwards.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

The very last episode of a TV series, in which the eponymous O’Neill Cylinder space station - after it had served it’s purpose post-Vorlon/Shadow War - was destroyed by a maintenance worker who set the fusion reactors to overload: said worker being a cameo by the series’ creator J. Michael Straczynski.

And even though it only existed in the memory of graphics boosted Amiga computers, that station in ”Babylon 5″ existed more than your ‘God’ ever will, Shitz Buggered.

…oh, and one of the themes of that series was a critique on religion, seeing as Straczynski is an Atheist.

TLDR because the US population doesn’t buy into your twisted and warped version of Christianity, that means that god will destroy it and replace it with a state that you will totally be in control of…

woodchip #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

“So who lowered the bar to allow drag queens to get in costume and "read" to kids?”
What ‘bar’ could there be?
Anyone who says ‘I volunteer at the library’ knows they very likely just ended their part of the conversation.

“Or lowered the bar to allow the FBI to put parents on a terrorist watch list.”
There’s a reason that the FBI is worried about bigots and terrorism, though. No bar shifted there.

“Or think it is a good idea to allow our borders to be open?”
They’re not and never have been.

“Or sell our petroleum reserves to foreign countries?"
Since our reserves were low when Bonespurs started a war with Iran and made gas prices skyrocket, i think there are bigger concerns.

“Certainly not conservatives (and rhinos ain't conservative).”
Well, no one’s adding LIBERAL parents to terrorist lists…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Bondi tried to indict several people and failed, couldn’t come up with enough of a crime to actually bring charges. Actually had a couple of cases fail to get investigation warrants, which is the judge saying this isn’t even enough of a reason to open an investigation. Whoever replaces Bondi will have the same problem.

doughgirl #fundie

“Bottom line guys, evolution DEMANDS DEATH.”
Could you please tell me, just so I’m sure, what it is that Jesus did to make sure we could be saved? I can’t quite remember, was it file taxes? Raise a child? Oh! He handed out vanilla sundaes!

“Death is as natural to evolution as it is to creation in the Bible.”
OUR position is that it’s natural. I think you mean to say that it’s CRUCIAL?

"Hitler figured that one out and today we are following in those same footsteps——.all using the word, CHOICE.”
Hitler? The Catholic who blamed so much on the Christ Killers? And ordered Darwin’s books burned?

“The practices of Germany conformed to evolution—..”
No, evolution promotes diversity. Hitler did not.

“and there are those today that have similar views and are trying to put them in place.”
Not because evolutionary science exists, though.

“They might not be German but nevertheless the ideals are the same just carried out in a different, less threatening manner.”
I think you’re just a teensy bit confused on who’s inspired by what

Ron4jesus #fundie

“I believe the reason America is not in prophecy is because the rapture will bring this country to it's knees.”
This makes sense to you?
Prophecy being the way we realize that the prophet really was speaking with divine power, because the truth came true, you think God would NOT mention how his power would manifest in a country that didn’t exist, yet?

“Only thing, it will not be a great number of people being raptured but enough to cause it's downfall.”
You have to pick one. Even if only the critical people go, they’ll be replaced by slightly less competent people. And, really, the people who are observing God’s commandments are not in critical positions in this country.

“What I envision is nuclear bombs being launched on America and moments before impact we are out of here and no chance for anyone here to get a second chance because here in America we had it easier accepting Jesus as our Savior.”
Okay.
Which Jesus?
Are the Mormons right? The Catholics? Church of God? Church of God of Prophecy? The Undifferentiated Amish Affiliate Systems?
And, frankly, if i were God, trying to show my power, i’d leave the Faithful there for the nuclear war. Just, keep them untouched. THEIR cars start. THEIR electronics work. THEIR shadows aren’t permanently etched into concrete. THEIR bodies are not radiated. And everyone can see who my chosen really were. And compare their failing faiths to my evidence desires.
Like, Hovind sees that all the creationists are glowing in the dark, but the theistic evolutionists are setting up soup kitchens. Or the Baptists are going blind while the Mormons still look like recruiting posters.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Uh-huh sure it will, and when the next dude can’t do that, because the type of people Trump hires are not competent and only good at kissing his ass, no doubt you’d say the same about him, and the guy after that, and the guy after that, and on until Trump term is over and NONE of the people you wanted (ILLEGALLY) arrested for bullshit because they dare to disagreew ith you politically, or in Obama case, being President while black, all the while still screaming about the “deep state” and whatnot.

Then work your way to OBAMA

He dictated that line while raising a gauntleted fist towards the heavens in a gothic castle housing paradoxically futuristic equipment while wearing a green tabard and hooded cloak over riveted power armour and a grim iron mask, didn’t he?

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie #elitist #racist

owever, Calvinist societies ([…]Afrikaners) have disproven this over and over again.

Oh, Villainous Zoomer, you are not redeemed at all…

PITT Parents #transphobia

Matt Goodwin #racist #conspiracy

@PLMMJ #253056

Here in the states we used to use Anglo-Saxons as a catchall for white people in the “in-group” hence the term WASP, or White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, as White Supremacist just love to basically steal terms and concepts from other groups and passing it off as theirs.

christ ambassador #fundie

“I prayed to the LORD for a victory to prove that he answers prayers.”
You picked an event with a 50-50 outcome possible.
One of the two candidates won. This is not a miracle.
You want to prove divine intervention?
Next season, pray for the hot-dog vendors to win the superbowl. That would go a long way to establishing divine intervention.

Anon #fundie

The waiter asks, ‘How Is Your Meal?’
’I’m being blown by a demon,’ I reveal.
He warned me, ’Don’t shout!
Or wave it about!
Or others will want the same deal!’

PITT Parents #transphobia

“They said it was for you,
And I should believe it too.

I didn’t get a reason,
Only threats - and that I was a demon.”
I think you’re lying, here.
No doctor I’ve ever had was slow to give me reasons. How they came to this diagnosis, how they know it’s not some other problem, what drugs they’re giving ma and what they hope to achieve, things to look out for, sometimes some alternative drugs and the reasons they AREN’T giving me those.
So I bet you were told.
I will bet they offered to give you pamphlets.
They may have mentioned support groups to help you understand.

But the INSTANT someone told you your kid was transgendered, suddenly you were the protagonist in a Michael Crichton Novel, seeking the antidote to the evil technology pills the cult gave the poor defenseless accessory to your life and self-image.
And everything went in one ear, edited for the script, and out onto the page.

John C. Wright #fundie

The Right cannot see both sides of any issue. They cannot (or dare not) treat any rival viewpoints with respect, not even the respect needed to address or refute them. This alleviates the Right from the burden of actually meeting a burden of proof, indeed, of actually making any argument at all. They just ask opposing viewpoints to shut up.

The great selling point of the Right, the great promise of Mac, is that all issues are Solidox and settled and the great debate of the human condition, all the mysteries of life, are no longer open to discussion. The matter is closed. Talk must stop. Correct thinking is true, incorrect thinking is heresy. You must shut up. You must shut up. You must shut up.

PITT Parents #transphobia

I've got to figure that these PITTers were ridiculously self-absorbed long before their kids came out.
Kid has a tough time adjusting to a new school? Parent: "Oh, this is hurting ME so much!"
Kid goes through first breakup? Parent: "I am so devastated for MYSELF!"
Kid loses a job? Parent: "This is the worst thing that could happen to MEEEEE!"

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

Go right ahead. And cancel any job interviews while you're at it.

John C. Wright #conspiracy #wingnut

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie #elitist #racist

Haven't you been listening? The Great Replacement is underway! Pasty white bigots need to start fornicating day and night! They don't have time to engage in violent crime!

Ramboh #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“Why Does Everyone Hate Jews?”

It's very difficult to shake off childhood programming, and bigotry rarely happens in a vacuum. Behind an antisemite you usually find a family of antisemites; it's a generational disease, like alcoholism.

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

Finn fails basic Catholicism. The Catholic church is a top down command structure. If you disagree with Catholic policy you can quietly advocate for a different position within the church but should still present the church’s position outside it. If you can’t accept that then you should be leaving the Catholic church.

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

Laura G #transphobia

“I lost my son, and while I now occasionally see him, I still lost him.”
And what have you done to deserve her?

“He still drinks the kool aid and still takes the drugs.”
I imagine my mother as a fan of RFK telling me that diabetes isn’t real. And complaining that I still take the insulin and drink Big Pharma’s Kool-Aid. Yeah, sorry to disappoint, but I’m going to live my life, thanx, kay, buh-bye.

“My only son, I will never have biological grandchildren.”
I was told by racist people that by marrying out of my race, i was denying my parents any ‘real’ grandkids.’
Kind of amazing how much they turned out to love their grandkids.

“Maybe one day he will decide this is all a lie, maybe one day.”
Or, maybe YOU will get a smoothie made from the Tree of Knowledge?

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

Ficle Dann: “Everyone I don’t like is Satanist!”

these people would all be excommunicated.

…If they were actual Satanists, you’d think that at least they wouldn’t even care about being excommunicated from the catholic church and at most would be outright happy.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Has anyone tried to map out all those convoluted tangled love triangles?
…if not, probably for the better. Anyone attempting such a thing would certainly succumb to madness before finishing, if not outright summon something unspeakable into this world.

Sometimes, when current events are so depressing, it's nice to find a genuinely whackadoodle conspiracy theory.

Laura G #transphobia

*to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony*

Me Me Me ME! Me Me Me ME!

Anon #racist

>/pol/

The Jew passed to

…you that which you’re posting on.

After all: if not for one - Jeffrey Epstein - having such reinstated, then how would have you been able to post on that which had previously been removed from 4chan…?!

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Princess Diana did not die in the 1997 Paris crash. Assets pulled her out alive. Medical teams rebuilt her face and body. She took the name Melania Knauss and used modeling as cover.

Except Melania had been working as a model for years by 1997.

Trustyourperceptions #sexist #crackpot

Anon #fundie

A demon rapes me constantly. All day 99% of the day it feels like my dick is getting sucked.

Did that start after Anon watching https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082334/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_The%20Entity?