“I mean seriously, you have to want to not believe God exists.”
My atheism developed subconsciously while I was searching for the God i believed in. or the church that had a decent picture of the God i believed in.
“First of all, all of the evolutionists can't explain how everything came from nothing.”
No one believes everything came from nothing.
And that’s physics, not evolution.
“Christians can (duh God made the world)”
And this is better, how? The god you can’t prove made the world in a way you can’t explain, but you know who to blame?
“and the whole argument that humans come from monkeys is so weak, its not even funny.”
I already doubt that you have any idea what the theory actually says.
“1) If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
We didn’t come from monkeys.
And the creatures we came from aren’t still around.
“Is that were chinese, blacks, polands etc came from? Different types of monkeys?”
Chinese, a nationality.
Black, a race.
Poland a country.
What are you, twelve?
“2) Just because monkeys are smart, does not mean we came from them.”
That’s not what the theory states. This is my surprised face, that you don’t know.
“Velocoraptors from my understanding were very inteligent animals, why didn't they evolve into some higher creature?”
You tell me. I mean this is your caricature of evolution, run with it.
“3) If we still have monkeys, why arent they humans?”
Because evolution doesn’t work anything LIKE what you’re thinking.
“What is taking them so long?”
As above.
“ Why were we humans back in the 1600s, and still have monkeys, and after all these years they havent changed a bit.”
As above, dipshit.
“4) We have more proof that Jesus Christ existed than we do of George Washington, you can look that up if you like.”
I have. All the proof of Jesus is non-eyewitness, anonymous accounts. Doesn’t really count as evidence, much less proof.
“5) The earth is the perfect place for life.”
Yes, life here has adapted to the conditions here. that’s HOW evolution works. No need at all for any god-creators.
“and all of you evolutionists think that all of this came from nothing?”
As above, NO ONE thinks it came from nothing.
“You think that this world so perfectly compatable for human life can exist? Its crazy.”
Gonna round the estimate down to ten. You’re about ten, right?
“6) 3/4 people believe God exists. Thats over half of the world.”
Yes. I know math!
I also know what an ‘argument from popularity’ fallacy looks like.
“7)The Bible says that people will persecute Christians, so i know all of you all will continue to do this, and the Bible says that anything that proves against the knowledge of God will be cast down.”
Let me know when that happens, okay?
“All of you evolutionists exist as a test of our faith, satan is using you to undermine us.”
That would include the Christains who accept evolution, right?
“ But, eventually you guys will come face to face with the almighty God, and then you guys can then tell me who was right.”
And always, always, fucking ALWAYS, the threat. All the arguments totally fail, scare them.
Or just posture so that you can feel better for not having shit for an argument.
“Have a nice day.”
Virtue signaling.