“In my humble opinion many of us should turn our eyes to animals in order to relieve ourselves and in turn “cure” our Inceldom.”
Rape is not a ‘cure’ for ‘no woman on Earth will fuck me.’
They still won’t fuck you. ESPECIALLY if they find out you fucked a sheep…
“It sounds degenerate and crazy but a lot of us don’t have the option to get any foids for this and why would you?”
You pretty much DEFINE yourself as not having had sex with a woman, incel.
You don’t call yourself gay or asexual or anything except disappointed in your love-life.
“Foids cause nothing but trouble.”
Says the guy who wants to fuck outside of his own species…
“There’s benefits to fucking animals, for example:
1.Easy access to pussy, ass and mouth”
Animals cannot consent. ’access’ to the animal’s sex is just going to get you in the ER, trying to explain some nasty teeth marks…
“2.Cheaper to feed depending on the animal”
Good, good, at least you’d fuck your own livestock, ratherthan get surprised by a rancher with a flashlight…
“3.Can’t call the cops”
Yes, that’s high on my list of sexual partners, that they can’t report me.
The fact that you ADD THIS should be a major stopping point.
“4.Can be seen in public without suspicion…
Oooh, ick.
“5.Can be trained”
Right, right. You’re out walking your Great Dane Bitch, and someone hammers his thumb and shouts, “FUCK!” and your dog starts licking your crotch. That’ll be good.
“6.Better vaginas”
You have no idea what you’re talking about.
“7.Possible tax deductibility”
How? They are going to ask what your service animal DOES for you!
“8.Can be utterly degraded during sex”
No, really, doc, i was juggling forks and I just…fell.
“12.Less prison time of caught fucking one”
Yes, yes, I want to go to prison on a zoophile charge. I want the child rapists to look down on me…
“15.You won’t be as sexually frustrated”
Buy a fucking doll! LIterally!
“18.Can assert your dominance without question”
No, Doc, why are you calling the SPCA?