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Brent Riggs #fundie

"However, the authenticity and accuracy of the Bible is beyond dispute for anyone who cares to investigate the evidence."
One teensy itty bitty major fucking problem, there. Even if the Bible itself is inarguably accurate, the believer’s interpretation of that content may be faulty.
If, for example, Genesis is meant as a metaphor, then it is not in conflict with science. It’s in conflict with every literalist who insists that it’s historical.

And if you ask 20 Christains which parts of hte Bible are meant to be taken literally, you get 22 different lists.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #racist #quack

Thule was a physical early warning station used during the cold war to give the americans advanced notice of a possible nuclear strike. "Physical" because it was assumed the soviets would hit Thule before their missiles could make landfall in the US. The US flew thermonuclear armed B52's nearby whose sole mission was to stay in regular radio communication with the ground station. If radio contact was ever lost, and it was on a few occasions, it would trigger the first stages of the american retaliatory nuclear strike policy.

It was a really important link in the "everybody gets to die" chain.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

So you won't refer to your son by a male name, unless it's Hitler. Got it.

rlvaughn #fundie

“A baby may not be able to speak the English (or any other) language, but he can communicate falsely.”
How?
That was the question. HOW can they communicate falsely?

“Is the Bible [Psalm 58:3] incorrect when it says the wicked go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies?”
Well, you just admitted they can’t speak, so they can’t speak lies, either.
I mean, what’s he going to do? Burble when he means NOT burble?

TattooedRedHead #racist

“I will not go through a door a nigger holds open for me.”
Wow. THAT’s petty.

“I will stand there while they hold it open until they finally figure it out or get "tired" of holding the door open and let it close without me saying a word to it.”
What an arrogant asshole.
And you act surprised if black people hate whitey.

“Once the door is closed I will open it myself and go in/out. It is amusing to see the look on the nigger's face if I was going in and they see that I opened the door myself.”
So, what isit you think would happen to you if you DID go through that door, then?

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Therapy is great, everyone should do it. Especially you, Dave.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

This guy hasn't worked in over 25 years, who cares what he thinks?

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Matt Goodwin #wingnut

Gary51 #fundie

“Are Atheists Blind?”
No, they stapled my retina back in place.

“I have tried to debate with atheist on this forum, and I don't know if its me or not, but I find them very unreasonable.”
I’m sure it’s not you. No way you could be the problem.

“They do not seem willing to consider even for a moment that God may be real.”
Well, why would we? I ask for reasons to accept that any gods exist. Sometimes I get arguments that cheat. They ask me to assume that god exists, then offer an argument, then act surprised when I don’t even buy their argument.

“They seem to have an attitude of arrogance about them.”
Yes, yes. YOUR arguments fail, I AM the arrogant one.

“And I wonder, could some of them be evil, because sometimes they give me the shivers.”
Sure…

“And then there are those that get me a tiny bit angry. Then I want to smite them.... which of course is wrong... I should turn the other cheek.”
Awwwwwwwww. They reject your god and you want to get violent.

“I'm beginning to think that some of the atheists that come looking for debate maybe under the influence of Satan.”
Why would Satan want to influence atheists?
According to you, he’s already got me. He’d want to influence people like Hovind and Comfort, people who can pile up bullshit and ruin someone’s connection to god.

“Are these people blind to God's truth? because when it is put right under their noses, they just don't see it.”
I don’t perceive what you consider truth, no.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

What were you doing rummaging around in the parsonage closet of the former youth minister to begin with?

harmonyhorsegrl #fundie

“Creationists have the BIGGEST advantage of all. THE BIBLE.”
Yes. But that’s ALL you have.

“It says right in the very first verse, "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." That's all I need to prove my point.”
Well, ‘prove’ is a little strong.
Who wrote that?
Why should I believe they know what they’re talking about?

“The Bible is PURE truth. If it says so, it is. Its that simple.”
So, the Earth is flat, the sky is solid, all of astronomy is a scam, the Tower of Babel could have reached the sky plants aren’t alive, neither are spiders, ants, butterflies, fish.

Elric #fundie

“After all, if beating as a punishment for some action can be applied to freemen then there really is no difference between the freeman and the slave.”

If i beat my biblical slave and he doesn’t die until after the weekend, it’s not murder.
But I’m pretty sure if I beat my biblical neighbor to death, I’m getting charged with Murder, whether he lasts three days or not.
They’re different.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Eric was the kid who broke all the other kids' toys because they were cooler than his.

And he still is.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Perhaps it’s part of a long-range plan for the Adamic man whose time is coming to an end.

If you believe in the Bible, isn’t EVERYBODY an “Adamic man”? Adam was supposedly literally the first human who we’re all descended from, after all.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

They are NOT trusting Christ for salvation. They are trusting their own WORKS and their apostate church to save them.

Once again, fundie Christians prove that beneath their masks they’re evil degenerates who want to sin as much as humanly possible, and only see Jesus as a “get-out-of-Hell-free” card.

Astral Exploration with Lara Starr #magick #ufo #quack #mammon

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

The dimensional hijack capability that required human sacrifice ~~has been choked off~~ only ever existed in the heads of the likes of Prolotario.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!

Are those characters from a show or an anime or something? Cus it sounds to me like the “Rev. Eric” is familiar with this franchise, whatever it is. And he’s totally jealous of Steven’s collection. I mean, I understand that, it sounds kinda awesome, actually.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Incel Wiki #sexist

“According to The Shit Test Encyclopedia, the correct translation of this phrase is, "I have Schrödinger’s boyfriend, demonstrate to me you’re high value and I'll fuck you regardless."”
No, sweetie. If they were open to a hookup, they’d say “I have plans.” Then you can try to bid your way to higher importance/attraction than their plans.
Saying ‘I have a boyfriend’ is the guillotine. There’s a third person involved. You’re only taking her out to dinner if you invite the boyfriend, too.
STOP trying
STOP talking
STOP attempting to generate interest.

But of course, you’re incels. YOU HAVE to interpret it as playing hard to get.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

“Roman Catholics and Greek Orthodox are not real Christians, and they are going to Hell.”
This is why i absolutely reject the claim that this or any nation is majority ‘Christain.’ For popularity you count Catholics, Methodist, Baptists, Mormons, Westboro, and Jehovah’s Witnesses.
But really, you discount any religion except yours as ‘not real Christains.’ So the only ones you should count for political reasons are your fellow congregationists. And even then, I suspect there are a few people you’re leery of…

RaceAgainstTDL #crackpot #racist #sexist

“1) Race
As noted, it costs an extra $247,000 for an Asian man to date a white girl. It costs an extra $154,000 for a black man to date a white girl.”
What does this even mean?
What, total cost from phone call to wedding, dollars per year or dollars per orgasm?
And extra compared to what?
It’s $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same male, and the women his mother hooked him up with?
Or $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same female going out with the man her sister set her up with?
How would you even acquire this data?
Do you count the cars driven? Suits worn? Concerts attended? Dinner? Flowers? Court costs for restraining orders?
Talk about begging the question…

“On the other hand, white men can make up to $24,000 less to be considered equally attractive to Asian women.”
Wait, annual income is not the same as the cost spent on a date. You’re comparing apples and Fords.
So, yeah, all i see here is that incels can’t think and hate all women for… reasons.

“and you need to find a way to make sure girls know about the money for it to even matter in the first place.”
In Vegas, the term for a guy who has lots of money to spend is ‘High Roller.’
In dating circles, someone trying to use his wealth to get women to date him in spite of his flaws is ‘Loser.’

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Wait, was he embezzling church funds or did you guys pay him a salary out of the tithings?
If he’s spending money that’s still the church’s, that’s wrong.
If you paid him, though, he can do what he wants.

“Woe to the man who worships plastic over the King of Kings!”
I think ‘worship’ is a little strong.
I used to make patrols with a little Elvira action figure in my bunk, but i never prayed to her to intercede with our patrol cycle or anything.
But God DAMN you’re het up.
“and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!”
Ah. only the direct action of DEMONS can explain why you found that sexy figure so enticing, huh? Your little willy twitched, it MUST be Satan!

What was Steven Roland doing with the church's hard-earned tithe money? He wasn't buying soul-winning tracts! He wasn't supporting missionaries! HE WAS SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON PLASTIC GRAVEN IMAGES OF JAPANESE DEMONS!

Ngl, that actually gives me some respect for Steven R.

Also, aren’t tithes in essence donations from your flock? Your gullible flock that’ll throw their life-savings at you regardless? What’s hard-earned about that anyway? You’ll just scam them out of more…

Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!

Still sounds like a FAR better usage of Church money than on “tracts”. Now, if said money was meant to go to charity, soup kitchens, women’s shelters, orphanages, or such, that would have been terrible. But you were going to waste it on tracts anyway, so what’s the harm?

Besides, would you still have complained if the figures were more like this?

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David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Would a cook work without a pan?

Quite possibly, yes. If you’re, say, grilling a bunch of stuff, you’re not using a pan for that, are you?>

David J. Stewart #fundie

“It is a sin to deliberately promote interracial marriage as part of a New World Order agenda.”
I don’t have a NWO agenda.
I fell in love, i proposed, she said yes. Poof.
And our marriage has lasted 39 years as of 10 July this year.
How’s your all-whites relationships going, Davey?

“Such heathen movies as, JUNGLE FEVER, promote interracial relationships.”
Jungle Fever was examining the effect of media on an individual. All his life, TV was telling him that white girls were the hottest, most desirable, biggest success. It was more of an indictment of there NOT being inclusive shows saying that blacks or browns or plaids were also beautiful.

“Since interracial marriage is very controversial, interracial couples are nearly ALWAYS liberal-minded and tolerant toward the homosexual agenda.”
Wait, wait. I don’t know about ‘controversial’. I know that when we first got married, in the South, it was important. Not necessarily bad, but people felt strongly about it. In the North, it was more of a novelty for the longest time.
I haven’t really noticed anything one way or another, not in a long time.
As to liberal, yeah, probably. Only liberals would be OPEN to being ready to tell the entire family to fuck off, this is who i want to spend forever with.
Conservatives like you are more likely to reject the possibility.

“It's not just interracial marriage, Satan is trying to break down ALL boundaries of nationality,”
Not only is my wife the same nationality as me, we were both 2nd class petty officers in the Navy you uptight, self-important, bubble-brained idiot.

“heritage,”
Oh. Well, my heritage is the Mayflower and Ellis island, hers is slave ships. So, you know, nautical. We both come from over the Atlantic.

“race,”
It’s not just interracial, Satan is breaking down race as a boundary?

“ religion”
Yeah, but I went to Catholic Wedding School so she could have her Catholic Wedding.

“and even gender.”
Yes, yes, only Satan can explain why men find men attractive.

“Again, the Bible permits interracial marriage in Hebrews 13:4; but it is a sin to deliberately promote such relationships as part of a New World Order agenda.”
Racist, KJV-Onlyist, Conspiracy Theorist, Sexist, Control Freak. It’s a wonder you make it out of your house on a given day…

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Oh seriously what a load of crock.

WTF is a “load of crock”? To me that sounds like you’re stocking up on “Country Crock”…ya know, that fake margarine?

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

It’s almost as if relying upon people who have never won the World Cup when playing for their own nations to win it for your own is a suboptimal strategy

Maybe it’s partly because I’m tired and have already had a few beers, but that just made NO sense to me for a second. Then I realized, oh yeah, this is super-racist Vox Day talking, and he’s conflating nationality with race. Does he not realize that requirement for being on a certain country’s team in the World Cup is (like it is in the Olympics and probably any other international sports competition) that you have to be a citizen of that country, and not what your racial background is?

Or to put it another way, an African team never won a gold medal in basketball at the Olympics, but the 1992 US "Dream Team” did, and they’re considered to be one of the best teams put together in sports at any time. Looking at that roster again, let’s see…8 black guys, and 4 white guys. And it might have been 9 and 3, if Michael Jordan hadn’t had a previous beef with Isiah Thomas. (as a longtime Pistons fan, I’m still kinda ticked about that, but I do get it. If Jordan says he doesn’t wanna play with him, you go along with him, lol)

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@Conscience #259183

Most of the people i’ve met in the service see the person first. They always have. But some people are still stupid. The mask comes off.
My experience with the Navy was positive. A few individuals, not so much.
And outside the service,they expect us to all be a stereotype. much

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

The last goal by Lukaku against the US would be evidence to the contrary.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Jesus without sin. Well, except for the time he whooped the arse of some merchants who were doing nothing illegal. He might have considered that he was justified, but violence and anger are sins.

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

I am perplexed how conspiracy wingnuts think the US military is immune to the heinous black magic they believe exists.

If I was a black magic wizard, my first mind control target would be the people with access to nuclear weapons.

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

Perhaps if white German football players could compete at the World Cup level, they wouldn't have to rely on African players to carry the team.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

the world has gone into the crapper over the past 100 years…

I mean, yeah, apart from the space program, computers, vaccines, minority rights, commercial air travel, deep sea exploration, etc., etc., it's just been straight downhill.

Gunny G #fundie

Derrick #fundie

If you watched it or read any of the books you'd know the demons were villains. When I was in high school in 90s I loved Doom and Doom II. Would that be a fellowship with demons despite typing IDDQD and IDKFA then slaughtering them?

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

If true these would be state secrets and dite should be watched or if not admit sote is just bullshit

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #259162

I always find it odd I hear respect our veterans no matter what then when veterans disagree it's fuck you. And you always seemed like you were proud to serve I'd think they'd not treat you badly for your marriage.

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

Not every man is what you think they are. To quote the late great Alan Rickman, ‘There is nothing wrong with a man being a feminist. I think it is to our mutual advantage’.

What don’t you understand about those last three words, OP…?!

Derrick #fundie

“We have seen The Fellowship of the Rings for the purpose of reporting on it,”
Oh, and I am SURE you took your seat with popcorn and an open mind, yepper, sure.

“and it is filled with satanic imagery--pentagrams,”
Saruman's Pentacle? Not exactly ‘Filled’ with that set design piece, was it?

“demons that look exactly like real demons, etc.”
Huh? Bilbo in ‘my precious’ mode?
Well, he’s supposed to be scary and under evil influence, there. So, special effects, huH? Who knew they worked?
Or did you mean the Balrog?
Gonna have to scroll way, WAY back, here, and say, ‘Special effects.’

“Gary has seen many demons, and there is no way those 'demons' could have been created for the set without somebody knowing what the real ones look like.”
So, my favorite story about the movie Alien is that Giger designed the alien by the visions he got the night he took acid and fucked two transgendered women. All of his art since then, and the xenomorph, are creations as he tries to process that night.
What did YOU do to start seeing demons, Gary?

“If you enjoy fellowshipping with the representations of real demons in The Fellowship of The Rings,”
Ring.
The entire POINT OF THE FUCKING MOVIE is that they got together to destroy ONE RING. THE Ring. Most of the other rings aren’t even on screen.
HOW could you miss this if you’re watching the movie TO REPORT ON IT?
Jesus…

“then you are willingly fellowshipping with devils.”
I dunno, I’ve seen a lot of shipping. The ones with devils really seem to stretch the possibilities, but also the recovery time necessary.
But as Data once said about fanfic: I believe many people are overestimating the capacity of my battery system.

“You must repent before you are too hardened in the love of this sin to respond to godly reproof.”
Godly reproof?
This is the god who killed every man, woman, child, baby, fetus, and blastocyst because he made men wicked in their nature?
Is it POSSIBLE for me to be shipping too hard to notice the reproof that Jehovah is capable of?

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat

“You’re lucky we want equality and not revenge” is, in fact, an admission that you do want revenge. You don’t want equality. You just want to be the one wearing the boots.

EDIT: NOPE abort mission. I just read the username of the person she’s responding to, yeah this guy’s an AI loving chud. plz delete, mods.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist

In my opinion, Christianity itself is spiritually sterile, considering its unfortunate propensity for greed, prejudice, and pedophilia.

Gunny G #fundie

SoulTaker* #fundie

“An Atheist cannot smell, touch, taste, or see the beginning of the universe,”
No, but we can deduce many things about it if we use SCIENCE.

“thus they really have no idea whether a transient being exists, or not,”
Transient? We’re all transient. We exist temporarily, coming and going in a short span of time.
Did you mean transcendent?
Yeah, a transcendent being would be supernatural. Atheists TEND not to believe in the supernatural. Or, our demands for evidence are seldom meant…

“despite all the overwhelming evidence makes the possibilty of current state of things in the universe being an "accident" or random”
Makes the possibility…what? Compelling?
Impossible? Did you ever consider letting the post wait for an hour and then reading it before sending it?
And, no, the general idea is NOT that everything is random. Laws compel certain things to happen predictably.

“like how If the elements in our atmosphere were even a few percentage points different, every living thing on earth would die.”
Oh, yes. If the conditions we evolved in were different, we wouldn’t be alive. Kind of like all of the great-die-offs we’ve identified in evolutionary history, huh?

“Are you kidding me, you ask me to believe that something that random to have occured?”
No. I really don’t give two flying fucks what you believe. I WOULD like you to actually UNDERSTAND it before you dismiss it, but clearly that’s asking quite a lot.

“Sorry but I'll keep my transient being theory,”
Good luck with that. Hope some day you’ll figure out what the fuck your theory is.

“though how irrational, it is far more rational right now than anything anybody has thought of.”
No, it’s really not.
You don’t know fuck about the ‘theory’ you think you’re mocking, which makes you look pretty idiotic.

ToGodBeTheGlory #fundie

“The Evo-atheists”
Not even two words before a lie.
Evolution is not part of atheism.

"can’t stand the FACT that their big hero was a nobody who was an academic failure.”
We’ve moved on since Darwin. He’s noted, and notable, but not worshiped or anything.

“He was a pathetic dabbler in a sea of professionals.”
And yet his observations keep getting reinforced under scrutiny. Weird that he was so pathetic, but so right.

“He was simply out of his league.”
He invented his own league.

“He was pontificating on botany and geology and natural history, but was studying theology, which he couldn’t even get right.”
All i see is that you can’t fight the theory, so you a hominem Chuck.

“The man with no scientific training whatsoever is the “scientist” we are supposed to worship?”
Worship? that’s a creationist thing.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“I have been a property manager and landlord for more than 25 years and have leased properties to hundreds of tenants over that time to all walks of life. It’s a sobering reality and I can tell you flat out that people of color, especially American blacks, detest white people. Why is that?”

Ah, you’re a slum landlord. I’ll tell you straight up, it’s not just ‘people of color’. White people hate you as well.

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

You don’t get to be on an international team by being crap.