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Matt Osbourne #transphobia

“‘Gender’ is not a fact, anymore, but a feeling.”
I think the entire point is that it’s always been a feeling. And for about a hundred years we’ve known the 30 or so human traits that create that feeling. USUALLY they agree with the genitals, but not always.

“Male ‘gender’ is now a feeling that belongs to females who cut their breasts off and take testosterone.”
Again, for almost 100 years, science has found that the best treatment for dysphoria is transition. If this boggles your mind, that’s your problem.

“It does not belong to every boy, because some boys will want to be girls.”
No. Some people that YOU would call boys (“PENIS!PENIS!PENIS!”) are actually girls. do try to keep up.

“Fatherhood is no longer connected to biology.”
Fatherhood has never been LIMITED to biology. My coworker has two girls he loves but shares no genetics with. They have half-siblings they email, products of the same donor at the sperm bank.

“Fatherhood is now ‘found family’,"
it’s all or nothing with you, isn’t it? The condition is expanded, not replaced, but all you see is that everything you knew is wrong?
Geeze what a snowflake

TimtheDemocrat #fundie

“I think putting every woman who has an abortion in a cage in the public square for a day or two would help instill moral fiber in these sex crazed women.”
Hmmm. _I_ think women would rally around any caged woman, protecting her from the weather, tourists, loneliness.
And as people like you get home and ask what’s for dinner, you’ll find a yellow sticky, “Rallying around today’s Abortion Annie. Your steak is in the freezer. Don’t wait up.”

“If they can't control their bodies I suggest they consider joining a nunnery and consider GOds' immense love for them.”
The god who has women sold to their rapists, because it’s all about controlling your body, huh?
that’s useful.

“Additionally these women should be marked with a tattoo or perhaps removing a finger? That way men would know that this women might kill their child that belongs to the man.”
And if the man rapes a woman who becomes pregnant, what do you cut off of the rapist? I have some ideas.

“When is Justice Alito going to save all the babies and punish these murderesses?”
that ship sailed…

“ Additionally men should be prosecuted for using condoms because that is exactly the same as murder.”
Holy crap do you not understand the English language.
There’s a zillion sperm in an ejaculation. Not all of them will find an egg. THAT’S murder, then.

Toolman890 #sexist

“Men would love it if dogs could feed themselves, bathe themselves, need no leash upon walks. But they are animals and they need to be controlled and trained.”
You can train dogs to not need a leash. And to feed themselves. And run through a sprinkler six times a day.

“We still love them for what they are despite their faults.”
Dude, if they ARE what they ARE, that’s not a fault!
That’s THEM.
What you’re bitching about is that you have to put in effort,either to maintain them or to train them. So, ‘despite the inconvenience.’

“But if we let them go without control or proper training?”
That would be strays. Not a difficult concept.

“The dog would piss where it pleases, eat whatever or wherever it wants, chew and destroy anything it desires, carry dirt into the home.”
Yes… IAW their nature. And that’s inconvenient to you, having to clean up after it and protect your property from it.
Still not a ‘fault.’

“It would destroy the home.”
Strays aren’t typically IN homes.

“Much like a woman.”
And again, you’re upset that her having a choice is inconvenient to your desire for the sexification. Not a fault.

“Released from her leash, she is pissing all over society.”
Ah. You are, indeed, a tool. Good one.

Joshua Arnold #fundie

“People whose lives look “normal” are most likely Christian, at least based on my anecdotal but careful observation.”
And by ‘normal’ you mean ‘increasingly odd for the current social norms,’ Right?

Sean Davis #racist #psycho #wingnut

“Nullification. States issue birth certificates, and they can just stop issuing them to non-citizens.”
Dude, that’s everyone without a birth certificate.
Although that might be an answer to abortion. No one’s a citizen until their birth certificate is issued. The rabid Trumpers scream that anyone who isn’t a citizen doesn’t have any rights.

Southern cross rebel #fundie

“Why do atheists claim to know all about science BUT don't know that the earth had a water canopy around it?”
Because we know science.
The Water canopy is not science. It’s backfill.

“before the flood and that it is the reason for the flood????”
There was no flood. Science.

“here are the FACTS concerning the True Science of the great flood.
1) Earth was water vapor canopy surrounding the earth before the flood.”
There’s no evidence for it. There’s just Genesis talking about the ’Waters Above’ and it solves the mechanisms of the Flood Story. Pretending it’s real is more of a literary game then a science claim.

“2) water was stored in small ice particles distributed in equatorial rings around the earth similar to those around Venus.”
Nope.

“3) water canopy collapsed (Genesis 7:11, 8:2) and fell as rain.”
If a water canopy collapsed, the water would be hitting earth at reentry velocity. Not rain, more like a 14-inch hose. LOTS of 14 inch hoses.

“4) Volcanic eruptions associated with the breaking up of the fountains of the great deep (Genesis 7:11) thrown dust into the water vapor canopy, causing the water vapor to nucleate on the dust particles and make rain. (Genesis 7:12)”
Holy crap this isn’t even bible fanfiction, this ‘fact’ is straight out of your ass.

“5) water canopy would also affect the global wind systems. Also, the mountains were almost certainly not as high before the flood as they are today.”
Then what built such high mountains, then?

“6) there was no such thing as "arctic" and "antarctic" before the flood.”
Do you know what ‘arctic’ even means? it means there are bears.
Ant-arctic means there are no bears. Any time you want to show scripture support for there being bears in the antarctic, g’head.

Rev. Bill McGinnis #fundie

“If black is a color, then Atheism is a religion.”
Well black IS a color, atheism is a rejection of religions. not a good analogy.

“If Atheism is a religion, then it must be subject to the same legal restrictions imposed by governments on all other religions.”
It’s not but i think i see where you’re going with this.

“In particular, in the United States, the teaching of Atheism must be prohibited wherever the teaching of Christianity is prohibited.”
Okay.

“But where is Atheism being taught? Atheism is being taught, by default, in all places where other religions cannot be taught, particularly in the public schools.”
No. No one is teaching atheism. No one is teaching that there are no gods, EXCEPT in melodramatic movies like God Is (Not) Dead.

“When the State mandates that the Theory of Evolution be taught as fact, that is establishing the religion of Atheism,”
Yeah, big surprise, you’re a lying sack of shit.
All of science is secular, meaning it works without an appeal to a supernatural element, not that it teaches atheism.

“because the Theory of Evolution asserts that all life forms are created not by God, but by pre-existing natural processes.”
Nothing in evolution requires atheism to acept it. Nothing in atheism requires that we accept evolution. This is just crepe hanging.

“This is pure Atheism! If we are not created by God, then there might as well be no God, for all the difference He makes.”
Such drama! Such error! Such lying!

“The mere fact that many scientists are Atheists does not entitle them to establish Atheism as our State Religion!”
No, it doesn’t. Which is why they do not.

“When the State prohibits free discussion of God in the classroom, that is establishing the religion of Atheism.”
Totally incorrect and self-centered.

“Wherever the State permits Atheistic ideas”
Evolution is not an atheistic idea. no more than Freedom of Religion is an atheistic idea.

“ to be spread but prohibits Theistic ideas, that is establishing the religion of Atheism.”
You’re pretty much repeating yourself and not getting any close to a fact anywhere at all.

Rachel #psycho #quack #transphobia

“I would give anything if my son were 16 again.”
You do know that she was transgendered at 16, also, right? She just didn’t have the words to express herself back then?

“I don't care what it took. Pulling him out of school, taking away internet, phones, etc.”
None of that made her what she is. It may have helped her understand what she needed.

“I would find a way to let him know how precious and perfect he already was.”
So, perfect, but only as long as she met your expectations.

"I would do anything and everything it took to help them see that there is no such thing as "trans," even if I had to physically restrain him.”
Physically restrain her so that she doesn’t realize that she’s transgendered… What an odd fantasy life you lead.

“Thats no different to me than keeping him from running into the street as a toddler.”
This reminds me of that wizard in discworld that hid from his mortality in an airtight closet so that Death couldn’t get in. SLIGHT problem with his efforts, there. Last words he heard were Death saying, “Mighty stuffy in here, isn’t it?”
As long as you see transgendered as an external threat, you’re not going to improve your relationship with your daughter.

“If their minds aren't mature enough to listen to reason,”
By ‘reason’ you mean ‘my bigoted point of view,’ i see.

“then they'll be treated as such. Treat this like her life depends on it, because it does.”
Yes, it really does. You’re the threat, here.

rglencheek #fundie

“Atheists, by denying that there is a God”
I don’t believe in gods. Any of them. Not just yours.

“by which human beings are patterned”
Gods are bald? And have diabetes?

“and to Whom we are responsible”
A contract I don’t recall signing.

“debase all of us to the status of animals.”
With or without gods, we are animals. We meet the definition. Either we evolved among them or someone made us as part of them.

“Atheists are not racists, but by implication their system of beliefs is far worse.”
Oh, IMPLICATION. Uh huh. So, shit you’re making up.
Because there’s no belief system in atheism. We don’t believe in gods. That’s it.
Not even all atheists accept evolution.
And not everyone who accepts evolution is an atheist.
Weird, huh?

Flat Earth Society #conspiracy

You know, you don’t have to find the ice wall to prove the shape of the Earth.
if the north pole is the Earth’s center, the equator is 6215 miles away.
Earth circumference at the equator would be 24000 miles (give or take).
If the Earth is flat, the south pole is another 6215 miles to the south of the equator. And that would make the outer circumference 79000 miles (GoT).
So sail the Antarctic circle. If it turns out to be 9,900 miles around, that’s a globe. if it’s a flat earth, the Circle would be about 64,000 miles. Or six times as large. Prove it’s that large, THEN look for the Ice Wall.

?'? #fundie

“I want atheists to stop being stupid,”
Okay. Last i checked i had an IQ of 138. Next?

“pseudo-intellectual,”
Can you define ‘pseudo,’ please? I don’t know if i’m intellectual or not.

“pretentious,”
Your idea of a ‘peace’ between our outlooks is for me to cave completely and adopt your outlook? And _I_ am pretentious?? Fuck all the way off.

“rebellious”
Can’t be in rebellion to god if there are no gods.

“and homosexual,”
I own far too many playboys.

“ and to believe in Christ as their saviour--it's for their own good!”
I think you should brand your tongue so badly you can’t talk for 20 years. For your own good.

Divine Love Ministries #fundie

“A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.”
Pretty sure that’s against the Equal Opportunity Employment standards. And the First Amendment. Last boat i was on we had three Lay Leaders for services, but sure. Constant humiliation.

“One day the Captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops.”
That’s not terribly likely. Is this that ‘A marine from Iraq was in a college course’ tale?

“The Captain said: – But then ask your assistant, God! Show us that He exist.”
Why in the name of fuck would a CO single out one believer for this treatment? This isn’t even laughable.

“The soldier takes the key and walks to the vehicle while he prays — He parks the Jeep PERFECTLY and exactly where the Captain instructed.”
Uh huh. Yes, magic works when you really need it to.

“When he got back from the Jeep, he saw the other soldiers crying. They said: – We want to serve your God!”
Ah. You read a lot of Jack Chick tracts, I take it.

“The astoned young soldier asked what was going on? The Captain told him to walk out with him, he opened the hood of the Jeep and showed the soldier that he removed the engine.”
What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s not terribly LEGAL to disable government equipment in order to play a prank on someone no matter how fucking much he’s an asshole about his superstition.

“Without blinking an eye, the soldier said: You see, Sir, that’s My God!”
Doesn’t lift a finger at ANY school shooting or at any time ID or Creationism is on trial for being taught in the classroom, but moves a jeep so that one Christain won’t be teased… Yeah, that’s believable.

“We serve a supernatural God. God of the Impossible! He, Who gives life where it doesn’t exist, NOTHING is too big, or too difficult for Him!”
Then where was he at (pick any mass shooting over the last ten years)

“Do you believe?”
Did you ejaculate typing this or do you plan to later?

J.D. King #fundie

“I looked him and said, "I am convinced that the demons have greater faith than you!"”
I don’t think demons have ANY faith, really. I mean, you have to have faith in God. They’ve heard God shouting at the Devil. You have to have faith in the Devil. They met Lucifer at Indoc. Maybe they haven’t all shaken his hand, but they have seen him make the opening speech, set their corporate values, describe their Inequal Opportunity Program.
It’s less like God’s a concept and more like they’re sailors on a ship. I mean, on the surface vessel, I almost never saw the Captain. But i heard my division officer talk about what the Captain wanted his departments to do and what the ship’s schedule was.
It’s a matter of faith that people have souls. In Hell, souls are the demons’ day job.
The Rapture is a faith matter. Demons probably have it marked on their calendar, work schedules, day timers. “Be ready for a BIG influx on 5 Jun, 2095.”
“Right, Boss, we’re mining the brimstone starting next August.”

No, I don’t really see that Demons need any faith.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Also, when I think of ‘room for error’ i think of a small child’s teddy bear being named Treeie, and getting upset if i refer to him as Tree without enunciating the extra ‘ie.’
You’re rejecting his entire identity, by choice, not even trying to understand what he’s going through. It’s not an error, it’s you getting caught without your mask on.
How would you feel if he ‘confused’ referring to you guys as Mom and Dad?

Hey. Maybe that’s a useful tactic.
I saw a video where a woman on a government board referred to the guy in charge as ‘Madame Chairman.’ He took exception to being called a Madame. She pointed out that the board had just adopted a policy that no one could be coerced in their use of gender-specific terms.
I can actually imagine telling my mother, “Yes, you IDENTIFY as my Mom, but I’m far more comfortable calling you Dad.”
Of course, the first time I called my Dad, ‘mom’ he’d have folded me into the breadbox, so maybe not a useful tactic for EVERYONE…

MartinBooferKing #racist

“When are the niggers going to move on?”
I’m guessing the one holding on is you…

“The Civil War was not about slavery or freeing niggers.”
Read the Cornerstone Speech.
The vice president of the Confederacy had this weird opinion that the Confederacy existed because only they understood ‘the proper use of the Negro.’
Quoted Jefferson who predicted that Slavery was going to tear the nation apart, and there they were, tearing the nation apart for slavery.

“I am offended when I have to see a nigger in public”
Absolutely nothing in law or government policy prevents or seeks to prevent you from ever being offended.

“or the "flag" (usually containing colors that should never be together like orange, purple and lime green) of a nigger country.”
Absolutely nothing in law or government policy prevents or seeks to prevent you from ever being offended.

“Nobody seems to care that I am offended, except my fellow NM's.”
Absolutely nothing in law or government policy prevents or seeks to prevent you from ever being offended.
Political Correctness only seeks to limit ACCIDENTALLY offering offense. Like saying ‘copyboy’ when there are copy women involved.
But no one actually CARES that you’re offended, no.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Well, when he’s 18, he’s going to want a taxi.
And you’ll go on PITT and cry about how other people, evil people, people with an agenda, drove your precious kid to go no-contact.

Brent Riggs #fundie

"However, the authenticity and accuracy of the Bible is beyond dispute for anyone who cares to investigate the evidence."
One teensy itty bitty major fucking problem, there. Even if the Bible itself is inarguably accurate, the believer’s interpretation of that content may be faulty.
If, for example, Genesis is meant as a metaphor, then it is not in conflict with science. It’s in conflict with every literalist who insists that it’s historical.

And if you ask 20 Christains which parts of hte Bible are meant to be taken literally, you get 22 different lists.

rlvaughn #fundie

“A baby may not be able to speak the English (or any other) language, but he can communicate falsely.”
How?
That was the question. HOW can they communicate falsely?

“Is the Bible [Psalm 58:3] incorrect when it says the wicked go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies?”
Well, you just admitted they can’t speak, so they can’t speak lies, either.
I mean, what’s he going to do? Burble when he means NOT burble?

TattooedRedHead #racist

“I will not go through a door a nigger holds open for me.”
Wow. THAT’s petty.

“I will stand there while they hold it open until they finally figure it out or get "tired" of holding the door open and let it close without me saying a word to it.”
What an arrogant asshole.
And you act surprised if black people hate whitey.

“Once the door is closed I will open it myself and go in/out. It is amusing to see the look on the nigger's face if I was going in and they see that I opened the door myself.”
So, what isit you think would happen to you if you DID go through that door, then?

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Gary51 #fundie

“Are Atheists Blind?”
No, they stapled my retina back in place.

“I have tried to debate with atheist on this forum, and I don't know if its me or not, but I find them very unreasonable.”
I’m sure it’s not you. No way you could be the problem.

“They do not seem willing to consider even for a moment that God may be real.”
Well, why would we? I ask for reasons to accept that any gods exist. Sometimes I get arguments that cheat. They ask me to assume that god exists, then offer an argument, then act surprised when I don’t even buy their argument.

“They seem to have an attitude of arrogance about them.”
Yes, yes. YOUR arguments fail, I AM the arrogant one.

“And I wonder, could some of them be evil, because sometimes they give me the shivers.”
Sure…

“And then there are those that get me a tiny bit angry. Then I want to smite them.... which of course is wrong... I should turn the other cheek.”
Awwwwwwwww. They reject your god and you want to get violent.

“I'm beginning to think that some of the atheists that come looking for debate maybe under the influence of Satan.”
Why would Satan want to influence atheists?
According to you, he’s already got me. He’d want to influence people like Hovind and Comfort, people who can pile up bullshit and ruin someone’s connection to god.

“Are these people blind to God's truth? because when it is put right under their noses, they just don't see it.”
I don’t perceive what you consider truth, no.

harmonyhorsegrl #fundie

“Creationists have the BIGGEST advantage of all. THE BIBLE.”
Yes. But that’s ALL you have.

“It says right in the very first verse, "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." That's all I need to prove my point.”
Well, ‘prove’ is a little strong.
Who wrote that?
Why should I believe they know what they’re talking about?

“The Bible is PURE truth. If it says so, it is. Its that simple.”
So, the Earth is flat, the sky is solid, all of astronomy is a scam, the Tower of Babel could have reached the sky plants aren’t alive, neither are spiders, ants, butterflies, fish.

Elric #fundie

“After all, if beating as a punishment for some action can be applied to freemen then there really is no difference between the freeman and the slave.”

If i beat my biblical slave and he doesn’t die until after the weekend, it’s not murder.
But I’m pretty sure if I beat my biblical neighbor to death, I’m getting charged with Murder, whether he lasts three days or not.
They’re different.

Incel Wiki #sexist

“According to The Shit Test Encyclopedia, the correct translation of this phrase is, "I have Schrödinger’s boyfriend, demonstrate to me you’re high value and I'll fuck you regardless."”
No, sweetie. If they were open to a hookup, they’d say “I have plans.” Then you can try to bid your way to higher importance/attraction than their plans.
Saying ‘I have a boyfriend’ is the guillotine. There’s a third person involved. You’re only taking her out to dinner if you invite the boyfriend, too.
STOP trying
STOP talking
STOP attempting to generate interest.

But of course, you’re incels. YOU HAVE to interpret it as playing hard to get.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie

“Roman Catholics and Greek Orthodox are not real Christians, and they are going to Hell.”
This is why i absolutely reject the claim that this or any nation is majority ‘Christain.’ For popularity you count Catholics, Methodist, Baptists, Mormons, Westboro, and Jehovah’s Witnesses.
But really, you discount any religion except yours as ‘not real Christains.’ So the only ones you should count for political reasons are your fellow congregationists. And even then, I suspect there are a few people you’re leery of…

RaceAgainstTDL #crackpot #racist #sexist

“1) Race
As noted, it costs an extra $247,000 for an Asian man to date a white girl. It costs an extra $154,000 for a black man to date a white girl.”
What does this even mean?
What, total cost from phone call to wedding, dollars per year or dollars per orgasm?
And extra compared to what?
It’s $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same male, and the women his mother hooked him up with?
Or $247K more for Asian male/white female as compared to same female going out with the man her sister set her up with?
How would you even acquire this data?
Do you count the cars driven? Suits worn? Concerts attended? Dinner? Flowers? Court costs for restraining orders?
Talk about begging the question…

“On the other hand, white men can make up to $24,000 less to be considered equally attractive to Asian women.”
Wait, annual income is not the same as the cost spent on a date. You’re comparing apples and Fords.
So, yeah, all i see here is that incels can’t think and hate all women for… reasons.

“and you need to find a way to make sure girls know about the money for it to even matter in the first place.”
In Vegas, the term for a guy who has lots of money to spend is ‘High Roller.’
In dating circles, someone trying to use his wealth to get women to date him in spite of his flaws is ‘Loser.’

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

Wait, was he embezzling church funds or did you guys pay him a salary out of the tithings?
If he’s spending money that’s still the church’s, that’s wrong.
If you paid him, though, he can do what he wants.

“Woe to the man who worships plastic over the King of Kings!”
I think ‘worship’ is a little strong.
I used to make patrols with a little Elvira action figure in my bunk, but i never prayed to her to intercede with our patrol cycle or anything.
But God DAMN you’re het up.
“and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments!”
Ah. only the direct action of DEMONS can explain why you found that sexy figure so enticing, huh? Your little willy twitched, it MUST be Satan!

David J. Stewart #fundie

“It is a sin to deliberately promote interracial marriage as part of a New World Order agenda.”
I don’t have a NWO agenda.
I fell in love, i proposed, she said yes. Poof.
And our marriage has lasted 39 years as of 10 July this year.
How’s your all-whites relationships going, Davey?

“Such heathen movies as, JUNGLE FEVER, promote interracial relationships.”
Jungle Fever was examining the effect of media on an individual. All his life, TV was telling him that white girls were the hottest, most desirable, biggest success. It was more of an indictment of there NOT being inclusive shows saying that blacks or browns or plaids were also beautiful.

“Since interracial marriage is very controversial, interracial couples are nearly ALWAYS liberal-minded and tolerant toward the homosexual agenda.”
Wait, wait. I don’t know about ‘controversial’. I know that when we first got married, in the South, it was important. Not necessarily bad, but people felt strongly about it. In the North, it was more of a novelty for the longest time.
I haven’t really noticed anything one way or another, not in a long time.
As to liberal, yeah, probably. Only liberals would be OPEN to being ready to tell the entire family to fuck off, this is who i want to spend forever with.
Conservatives like you are more likely to reject the possibility.

“It's not just interracial marriage, Satan is trying to break down ALL boundaries of nationality,”
Not only is my wife the same nationality as me, we were both 2nd class petty officers in the Navy you uptight, self-important, bubble-brained idiot.

“heritage,”
Oh. Well, my heritage is the Mayflower and Ellis island, hers is slave ships. So, you know, nautical. We both come from over the Atlantic.

“race,”
It’s not just interracial, Satan is breaking down race as a boundary?

“ religion”
Yeah, but I went to Catholic Wedding School so she could have her Catholic Wedding.

“and even gender.”
Yes, yes, only Satan can explain why men find men attractive.

“Again, the Bible permits interracial marriage in Hebrews 13:4; but it is a sin to deliberately promote such relationships as part of a New World Order agenda.”
Racist, KJV-Onlyist, Conspiracy Theorist, Sexist, Control Freak. It’s a wonder you make it out of your house on a given day…

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@Conscience #259183

Most of the people i’ve met in the service see the person first. They always have. But some people are still stupid. The mask comes off.
My experience with the Navy was positive. A few individuals, not so much.
And outside the service,they expect us to all be a stereotype. much

Derrick #fundie

“We have seen The Fellowship of the Rings for the purpose of reporting on it,”
Oh, and I am SURE you took your seat with popcorn and an open mind, yepper, sure.

“and it is filled with satanic imagery--pentagrams,”
Saruman's Pentacle? Not exactly ‘Filled’ with that set design piece, was it?

“demons that look exactly like real demons, etc.”
Huh? Bilbo in ‘my precious’ mode?
Well, he’s supposed to be scary and under evil influence, there. So, special effects, huH? Who knew they worked?
Or did you mean the Balrog?
Gonna have to scroll way, WAY back, here, and say, ‘Special effects.’

“Gary has seen many demons, and there is no way those 'demons' could have been created for the set without somebody knowing what the real ones look like.”
So, my favorite story about the movie Alien is that Giger designed the alien by the visions he got the night he took acid and fucked two transgendered women. All of his art since then, and the xenomorph, are creations as he tries to process that night.
What did YOU do to start seeing demons, Gary?

“If you enjoy fellowshipping with the representations of real demons in The Fellowship of The Rings,”
Ring.
The entire POINT OF THE FUCKING MOVIE is that they got together to destroy ONE RING. THE Ring. Most of the other rings aren’t even on screen.
HOW could you miss this if you’re watching the movie TO REPORT ON IT?
Jesus…

“then you are willingly fellowshipping with devils.”
I dunno, I’ve seen a lot of shipping. The ones with devils really seem to stretch the possibilities, but also the recovery time necessary.
But as Data once said about fanfic: I believe many people are overestimating the capacity of my battery system.

“You must repent before you are too hardened in the love of this sin to respond to godly reproof.”
Godly reproof?
This is the god who killed every man, woman, child, baby, fetus, and blastocyst because he made men wicked in their nature?
Is it POSSIBLE for me to be shipping too hard to notice the reproof that Jehovah is capable of?

Gunny G #fundie

SoulTaker* #fundie

“An Atheist cannot smell, touch, taste, or see the beginning of the universe,”
No, but we can deduce many things about it if we use SCIENCE.

“thus they really have no idea whether a transient being exists, or not,”
Transient? We’re all transient. We exist temporarily, coming and going in a short span of time.
Did you mean transcendent?
Yeah, a transcendent being would be supernatural. Atheists TEND not to believe in the supernatural. Or, our demands for evidence are seldom meant…

“despite all the overwhelming evidence makes the possibilty of current state of things in the universe being an "accident" or random”
Makes the possibility…what? Compelling?
Impossible? Did you ever consider letting the post wait for an hour and then reading it before sending it?
And, no, the general idea is NOT that everything is random. Laws compel certain things to happen predictably.

“like how If the elements in our atmosphere were even a few percentage points different, every living thing on earth would die.”
Oh, yes. If the conditions we evolved in were different, we wouldn’t be alive. Kind of like all of the great-die-offs we’ve identified in evolutionary history, huh?

“Are you kidding me, you ask me to believe that something that random to have occured?”
No. I really don’t give two flying fucks what you believe. I WOULD like you to actually UNDERSTAND it before you dismiss it, but clearly that’s asking quite a lot.

“Sorry but I'll keep my transient being theory,”
Good luck with that. Hope some day you’ll figure out what the fuck your theory is.

“though how irrational, it is far more rational right now than anything anybody has thought of.”
No, it’s really not.
You don’t know fuck about the ‘theory’ you think you’re mocking, which makes you look pretty idiotic.

ToGodBeTheGlory #fundie

“The Evo-atheists”
Not even two words before a lie.
Evolution is not part of atheism.

"can’t stand the FACT that their big hero was a nobody who was an academic failure.”
We’ve moved on since Darwin. He’s noted, and notable, but not worshiped or anything.

“He was a pathetic dabbler in a sea of professionals.”
And yet his observations keep getting reinforced under scrutiny. Weird that he was so pathetic, but so right.

“He was simply out of his league.”
He invented his own league.

“He was pontificating on botany and geology and natural history, but was studying theology, which he couldn’t even get right.”
All i see is that you can’t fight the theory, so you a hominem Chuck.

“The man with no scientific training whatsoever is the “scientist” we are supposed to worship?”
Worship? that’s a creationist thing.

JesusChristRep #fundie

“the universe is upheld by the hand of God, always has been it would not have fallen apart,”
I think it’s the book of JOB that says rainclouds would simply fall apart under the weight of all the rainwater unless God held them together.
We have since figured out that clouds ARE MADE of rainwater,there’s nothing TO collapse.
Similarly, the universe is made of universe. The collection of ‘all things that exist’ is the reason for the collection.
You’re behind the times..

“and friction doesnt denote the 2nd law, as the escaped heat would have been recycled”
Yeah, that’s how engines work, heat is simply a power source, not any sort of waste of energy…

Vox Day #racist #crackpot

“An African team has never won the World Cup”
You need to make up your alleged mind. EITHER the German team has so many Africans on it that it’s the African team in fact, or it’s the German team no matter where the players come from.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist

“Besides the fact Protestantism is objectively a false creed,"
Dude, your religion was crafted by a sunworshiper.

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“•In 1910, White people comprised 32% of the world’s population.
•Today, White people only make up 8% of the world’s population.
•By 2050, white people will make up roughly 4% of the world’s population.“

Well, plenty upon plenty of people have white heritage and very light skin. My kids are so pale that people seeing my family at the mall have assumed that I hired a nanny.
Or one McDonald’s, half the restaurant was trying to decide which kid was ‘ours’ and which ones were ‘mine’ from a previous marriage.
But on the census, four people in this house and my granddaughter count as black.
And in politics, you fucks consider me a race traitor.
You’ve done this to yourselves.

Lady Checkmate #fundie

“Lady Checkmate's headline: "Greg Bahnsen Debunks Scientism (the religion of atheism)"”
I’m atheist because i read the Bible, not Origin of Species.
Science, all of science, is neutral on the supernatural.

“- The atheists live inconsistent lives”
Do you mean i say ‘god damn it’ all the time? I swear the way people around me swear, not because i truly believe that the bolt on my lawn mower has a soul AND that there is a space fairy who will send the soul of that bolt to damnation for my sake.

"Atheists will presuppose human dignity by attending a friend's funeral then later affirm that human life is no different than an animal”
Um, sweetie, i’ve been to funerals for dogs, cats, a hamster, and two goldfish.

“Atheists are primitive in their thinking”
Uh huh… Sure.

“Atheists do not have a workable worldview (example given, be OK with prostitution but speak out against child sexual abuse)”
How in the FUCK is that not workable? I’m quite okay with what any two consenting adults do, even if cash is involved, but not abuse of children who CANNOT CONSENT. i do wonder where to put the tax stamp on a backseat blowjob, but that’s not part of my atheism.

“Evolutionists”
Evolution does not automatically indicate atheism.
this is just a stick up YOUR ass, not anything enlightening.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“Psychology and psychiatry ― so dangerous because they stand as competing authorities against the Holy Bible!”
So does an atlas. A globe. The heliocentric model at the Planetarium. Basic biology.

“The Bible teaches in Hebrews 4:15 that Jesus “was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.” The Lord set the example for us to follow, seeking help from His heavenly Father. The Lord didn't seek help from psychologists, psychics and quacks.”
No, but he did hang out with prostitutes…

"The truth is that no social worker or psychologist can help anyone rise above their own spiritual walk with God. How can a heathen shrink help you find the sweet peace that only comes with knowing your sins are forgiven and your name is written in Heaven?”
What sweet peace, David?
You’re the most tightly-wrapped person i’ve ever seen and you practically spew spittle through your keyboard in your anger at EVERYTHING!
You’re SURROUNDED by Satanic temptations and drug-addled atheist whores and incorrect bible translations and women who wouldn’t let you touch them with gloves on.

“Everyone needs spiritual guidance, godly counsel, which you'll only find in a local New Testament church.”
Going to the court appointed psychologist does not prevent you from going to church, David. Unless it’s one of those churches that have barred you for not being able to keep your word for a month…

" How can a psychologist help anyone without the Bible?”
Better, I’d say.

“ Psychology is evil because it ignores Jesus Christ, the Bible and Christianity.”
So does the Constitution, Davey, and yet you still live in the United States. What a wanker.

“Why should a believer choose to do behavior modification when he has the tools for spiritual transformation?”
Because the judge doesn’t want to hear that you’re right with god, he wants to know that you won’t creep on women on the street.

“ This would be like a surgeon wreaking havoc with a butter knife instead of using a scalpel.”
But the butter knife is real… I don’t really think the Christ is.

“I believe firmly that MOST people who are in a psychiatrist's office are rebellious against God.”
I’ve heard it said, a LOT of times, that God doesn’t give us any burdens we can’t handle. MAYBE someone’s fundamentalist parents fucked them up with a bad bible translation, and the psychiatrist is talking them down to where they can find God on their own terms AND THIS IS GOD’S PLAN! You don’t know. You can’t speak for any god except the one in your head.

fmko #fundie

“Is atheism an easy way out, since we don't know what happens after death its easier to deny/reject everything?”
A way out of…what?
And I’m an atheist. I don’t accept any gods. That’s all.
I still drive the speed limit, i don’t cheat on my wife, I pay taxes, if i get too much money in change I go back to the cash register when I realize it… Certainly not a nihilist.

“its harder and strong minded to accept something without proof...”
You were brainwashed as a child, should that be something you’re proud of?
But, hey. Maybe you do just strong-mindedly WILL yourself to believe in god? Okay. Let’s see you choose to be atheist for a day.
You don’t think there’s proof of atheism, adopt that stance, show me how it’s done.

“but it easier and simple/weak minded to reject anything that has no proof...”
No, it’s not a matter of strength or weakness.
I have seen no reason at all to think that there are any gods. Not for fear of Hel, or Hades, or Hell, or the Outer Darkness… Got anything besides congratulating yourself for something you have no control over?

ProEnglish #racist

SlayerSlayer #crackpot

“[JFL] Incel Trait: You're either with me, or against me!!”
Yeah, that’s rational.

“I tend to operate this way with people. Black and white.”
Because you’re too dumb to see nuance?

“No grey area, you are either my ally or enemy. Grey areas are for mealy-mouths without conviction. It's just how the incel brain is wired.”
And if you’re unable to compromise, you’re really going to do well in a relationship with another adult…

“If you have the brain of a cuck, for example, you are just wired to see everything in a spectrum.”
Wired? But I’m not. I USED to think in black and white. Then I growed up…

“The only constant is that there must be escape options:
* Like, yeah, why be in one relationship, when I could share my wife with other men, I love my wife, but I'd hate to hold back her ability to explore other options . . . :soy:”
Yeah, I’m not into wife-swapping, but some people are. Because people are individuals, not cardboard cutouts.
You’re changing the whole dynamic to a man being victimized by his wife, because that’s how you see EVERYTHING.

“*I wouldn't say I'm 100% straight, I could possibly be into guys, I don't know, I haven't tried that much, and when I have tried, it flopped. :soy:”
I recall a woman who was in her late teens before she read a book with two lesbian characters. She was shocked. “Wait, that’s an OPTION!?!?”
You’re characterizing an adult approach to one person’s reality as a crippling failure. You’re such a loser.

“*I enjoy art that is transgressive that makes me rethink the sexual boundaries imposed on us, although it's important that such art also does not judge those who transgress sexual boundaries.”
The more examples you come up with, the more you show that YOU are the outlier. The rest of us grew up and saw the spectrums all around us. You refuse to let go of childish things.

cbzero #fundie

“For many decades Christians have specifically NOT been trying to 'force' their point of view down the throat of anybody.”
Who, then, made it illegal to sell liquor on Sunday, the Norse?
Who’s passing laws about transgendered women on women’s sports teams? Parchisi enthusiasts?
Who is forcing zero-tolerance on abortion in red states? Veterans of Foreign Wars, specifically everyone who was in Grenada?

Please…

plsinatra #fundie

" Moreover, interracial marriage IS NOT and never has been a Christian issue.”
As someone IN an interracial marriage, I looked at some of the arguments made to fight interracial marriages back in the day.
Pick any current segregation argument, most of their bullshit came up in the 60s. God made blacks and whites different FOR A REASON, they argued, and thus allowing interracial marriage was SPITTING IN GOD’S FACE! Also, some said that such a marriage could not produce children, a claim that flies in the face of pretty much all of the nation’s history.

Also, the OT kind of considers Jews a religion, a nationality, and a race, so there are strictures in scripture that get used in this argument. I believe most of the argument was that God didn’t want good Hebrew men taking wives who would not practice Kosher in the Kitchen, but plenty of people have thrown such verses at me to say my marriage is wrong.

" Those who tried to work this into Christianity were trying to force the Bible to conform to modern 'science' (hmmm...sounds familiar...).”
No, there was no mention of evolution in ANY person’s criticism of my marriage. Lots of bible verses, some of which were real posers to see how they connected.

“More to the point, to equate skin pigmentation, or the country of one's origin, with sexual behavior is so far outside the realm of logic and reason...”
No one is saying that Being Gay is just like being Black.
they’re saying that being HOMOPHOBIC is an awful lot like being racist. Emotional reactions that they try to justify by science and/or scripture.

“one must search to find words to express the lunacy of it.”
Oh, Fundamentalist comes quickly to mind.

I notice you don’t have any vocabulary failure when making fun of “the LBGTABCXYZ 'movement'”

Sword of Christ #fundie

“To reject all gods”
Okay.

“you must accept the one true God else you will have many gods.”
If I reject all gods, I must have a god or I have all the gods that I rejected.
I don’t think this is at all supported. By anything.

“Not literal supernatural gods in this case of course but they don't have to be.”
If they’re not literal gods, then why do you call them gods?
I’m an atheist.
I reject the various gods worshiped in formal religion (Jehovah, Allah, Shiva, Ganesh, Odin, Inanna).
I reject the various gods worshiped in informal religion (IPU, FSM, Dave).
I reject all the fictional gods in Scifi, Fantasy, both books, movies, television, and performance art.
And various theists referring to any non-supernatural interest as my ‘god(s)’ is just exaggeration.

FastBananaCEO #sexist #psycho

“[Serious] I am youngcel, how do I have sex?”
Twenty-five dollars, same as in town.

“Is there a way I can trick someone into doing it with me?”
That’s called rape, bubbles.
Good news, though, defend yourself in court and in prison you’ll get all the sex you could ever want.

“Maybe dickflash by "accident"”
That’s going to get you on the sex offenders list.

“and then they get horny and try and jerk me off?”
Because that’s what every woman thinks. They’re one unsolicited dick exposure away from taking matters into their own hands.

“Get "caught" wankin and then she helps me?”
Sex offender list.

“Cuz the only realistic way I can make someone actually want to have sex with me and enjoy it is by drugging them (which I would never do obvi)”
And we’re back to the prison term.

Mildreth Winthrop #fundie

“Atheists: Even if you did know there was a God, wouldn't you still deny Him?”
Sufficient evidence is available that your god exists, why would I deny that he exists? That’s like denying the wind.
I’m not sure if i’d WORSHIP Him. The guy in your bible is whimsical, sexist, self-centered, and uses suffering to achieve his goals. Sounds more like Satan.

“Like, you guys just cannot accept that there is a superior being to yourselves who made you controls every aspect of your life.”
I have yet to see a REASON to accept any gods. That’s not the premise you offer.

“Even if the gates of heaven opened up before your very eyes and God himself appeared on his throne surrounded by his angels, you would try and convince yourself you were high and having some sort of hallucination, right?”
I would probably QUESTION whether my blood sugar had cratered, but that’s just because I’m still unconvinced that gods are possible.
God and all his angels appearing before me is not evidence of god UNTIL i discount the more secular possibilities.

kulenok #fundie

“"Now, here is my thought. If GOD is all mighty, all powerful and all knowing, then why would he create evolutionto use millions of painful and slow years to get humans,his favorite race?”

OSHA.

Seriously, i read a scifi story where God was TRYING to create the Garden of Eden, but various committees and agencies were asking for redundancy, safety measures, quality controls… “TWO legs? That’s unstable. We suggest eight.”
“This ‘mutation’ quality, that looks dangerous. We recommend cloning.”
“Sex!? Seems messy! How about budding?”

Finally the weight of the memos broke his desk, he threw up his hands and said ‘fuck it.’ Just went with the big bang.
The reviewers saw a boring universe, but didn’t look forwards a few billion years to see how it’d turn out without oversight…

ThunderousFire18 #fundie #pratt #dunning-kruger

“Sigh... yet another quiz incorrectly categorizing humans as mammals."
So, you fail another quiz.

“The idea that humans are animals is based on the debunked theory of evolution.”
No, it’s based on the definition of ‘animal.’ We meet it, we don’t meet the definition of plant, mineral, or state flag of Hawaii.

“Irreducible complexity destroys the theory of evolution.”
Oh, that’s funny. The guy who invented ‘irreducible complexity’ is an Old Earth creationist. IR just addresses abiogenesis.

“I challenge any evolutionists on this site to read the arguments put forth by Michael Behe in favor of intelligent design.”
Read them. None of his examples stand up to scrutiny. He just REALLY WANTS there to be IR.

“Also, if humans are just animals, then doesn't that imply that a sprawling cityscape is no less natural than a bird's nest?”
That would depend on your definition of ‘natural.’ What’s yours?

“After all, both are habitats that have been created by animals. Yet I don't know any evolutionist who would refer to an urban environment as "natural".”
As opposed to supernatural? Yes, I would refer to a city as a natural artifact. Certainly not designed or instituted by any gods…

Serving Our King #fundie

“Alcoholics Anonymous was created to prevent people from coming to Christ,”
Really got your money’s worth from that ‘reading for content’ class, huh?
They deliberately set up a program so it helps Christains and Muslims and Shinto and Wiccans and Judaism and Atheists, and all you see is that it’s not FORCING people to Christ.
My son’s higher power is a black lesbian woman who, IIRC, lives in his freezer?