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bevets #fundie

“Evolution is an elaborate fairy tale propigated by atheists.”
If you’re going to use unfamiliar words, turn your spellchecker back on.

“They are hell bent on explaining away their Creator as if they could only disbelieve hard enough maybe they could make reality go away.”
SO, it’s your idea that I KNOW there’s an omniscient judge who knows my every decision and motivation, and think I can fool him?
That’s dumber than a fire extinguisher full of flour.

"Visit any forum and it doesnt take long to see atheists patting themselves on their backs for their superior rationality”
Well, if you really think that your arguments hold water, how could we NOT see ourselves as superior?

“but resorting to argument ad hominem and changing the subject rather than confront the evidence.”
What evidence? You have a bible? And…?

Josh Bernstein #wingnut #psycho

“I think that we should have a permanent ban on delivering goods and services into big, blue dominant liberal cities in America.”
Okay.
And the incredibly huge trucking industry will survive by shipping… what? To where?

“I think that the truckers should boycott big blue cities in California, New York and Chicago and Houston, and everywhere else—Detroit—anywhere where there are tons of registered Democrats.”
Ah. So not by how they’re voting, but by their political affiliation.
So they can all change to BE republicans, and vote Democrat and just look surprised at the election results, and you’ll be okay with that?

“I would do it, honestly, by ZIP code. So, in other words, I’m sure these groups that are forming can get ahold of voter registrations in some of these big cities and cities that are dominated with Democrats.”
Yes, sure, there’s no legal problem with using the voter registrations for political revenge.

“You get nothing. You get nothing delivered. You get no food.”
In the age of the gig economy, you’re going to create a market for businesses to compete with you for the job you won’t do anymore. And this will hurt THEM?

“You get no shelter.”
No shelter? How the hell do you think you can boycott apartments?

“You can get no water.”
I wasn’t aware that water came into town by truck… What the hell are all these pipes in my basement, then?

“You get no supplies. You get nothing until this illegal administration, this treasonous dictatorship, steps down.”
Boy this post didn’t age well, did it?

CaptainRoboT2 #fundie

“I'm so angry right now.”
So angry you rush to the internet to vent…

“I was doing some searches for "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" on Kazaa,”
Did you use the quotes?

“ and all that kept coming up was porn! I'm so shocked that Kazaa actually swaps porn!”
Dude, you literally asked for it. That’s how searches work. Of course, some people pay to get their pages moved to head-of-the-line. That’s also how it works, it’s not a conspiracy. It’s capitalism.

“Later on, I was board,”
Ow.

“so I just searched for "A" to see what would come up. Lo and behold, there's some rap and college papers, but the most stuff that pops up is porn!”
Lo. And beholders.
Sharp learning curve.

“I search for "B", then "C", then "D" then "E", and for everyone one”
Every one.

“of those letters I searched for, porn was always the most stuff that came up.”
Did you not understand that the reason computers were invented was to find, sort, and store porn?

“Crap like this makes me sick .”
So this was 2003? How could you be surprised?
I knew the internet was full of porn in 1990.

“You KNOW we're in the end times when stuff like this happens.”
No, I do not. Welcome to Earth, people here are horny.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie #homophobia

“Many parents foolishly think their daughter is honoring them by enrolling into the U.S. military. Let me tell you something, if your daughter is 40 years old and has a career, but no husband or children, she is a total failure in life!”
Oh, no, a failure in the eyes of pillow-fucker Stewie.
Such the shame. Horrible the status.

“YOUR DAUGHTER IS TURNED ASIDE AFTER SATAN!!!”
Okay.

“God said that, not me, so get mad at God.”
I don’t believe in gods and I don’t give two fucks what you think, so…no. Not likely. I’ll just dismiss you AND your superstition.

“1st Timothy 5:14-15,”
Oh, no, the BIBLE! I am helpless before your quoting powers!

“I promise you ladies, based upon the inspired Words of God, that YOU WILL RUE THE DAY in eternity, that you chose to pursue a career instead of God's will for your life. God's will for young women (as you just read in 1st Timothy 5:14-15) is marriage and motherhood. You will find a Christian husband in your local New Testament Bible-believing church.”
Yeah, i believe she’ll have to get back to you on that.

“If you don't like that, tough, it is THE TRUTH!”
Dude, she left you.
And your daughter joined the military.
Keep telling yourself THEY are the failures, not you.

"God didn't create women to be soldiers, He made them to be a “help meet” (Genesis 2:18) at home to a husband. Our whole God damned American society today is money-oriented, instead of family-oriented.”
You cheated on your wife and you accuse US of not being family oriented?
What a pathetic waste of oxygen you are.

"Masculine females are dishonoring their Creator, because God made them to be feminine, sweet, soft and compliant.”
Dude, post your masturbation fantasies to someplace like Adult Fanfiction.net.

“The entire premise for the lesbian movement is a blurring of the lines between the sexes.”
No, pretty sure lesbians are very clear about the sexes.

“The Devil wants to confuse everybody if he can.”
Seems like you’re the one who’s confused. And stil l trying to fight your divorce, though that’s a done deal.

Ogie237 #fundie

“The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD.”
So your premise is that Genesis is literal truth, and evolution is false.

“It has never and will never be found wrong.”
Genesis says the Earth is Flat. The sky is solid. The sun and the stars are about the same distance from the ground.

“So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven.”
The question is how those are connected. But that’s your premise.

HawkeyeLonewolf #fundie

“And this goes along with the end of the USA thread.
LOTR actually promotes GOOD vs. EVIL. Not a specific religion.”
You do know that LOTR wasn’t written in the USA, right?

“Harry Pothead promotes EVIL vs EVIL... and the religion of witchcraft -- even using some real people as characters.”
Pot? Even the Slytherins weren’t shown using pot.
And witchcraft isn’t a religion
What real person does a Potter cameo?
And Potter wasn’t written in the USA.

“But because idiot parents let their idiot kids read them because "at least it gets them to read" crap, we have to suffer through the hypocracy.”
At least the ones who read a lot can spell Hypocrisy….

“Toss the kid a Playboy and I'll be he'll read too.”
I did enjoy some of the articles, especially the interviews.

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist

Jesus also taught that anybody who harmed children should hang a heavy stone around their neck and walk into the nearest lake. I guess we are all going to be disappointed that our favourite parts of the bible do not get implemented.

national-syndicalist-action-blog #sexist

“Relationships are not about love, that’s a modernist lie.”
Well, mine sure is. I love my wife, my kids, my granddaughter, my parents, my sister…

“Love should come later in the relationship,”
So the relationships IS about love, eventually?

“and not be a core basis.”
I’m guessing you’re not and never have been in a real relationship. You may have told yourself you were, but that came as a surprise to the other person.

“Nearly no couple ever loves each other after a couple years together, they just tolerate each other.”
Or, you absolutely cannot understand love and misunderstand the relationships you’re not part of.

"Naturally women want a man who can support them,”
Ha. My wife had more jobs than I’d ever had when we met, and owned her own car. She didn’t need me to support her.

“and give them strong children that he can also support,”
It’s our family, we both support them.

“a man wants a female who can take care of the home and the children and give him strong children.”
I cook more than she does, i do the laundry, she manages the savings and is coordinating our next redecorating project.

“It’s nature, sweetcheeks, get with it, or get out”
It’s love, you sexist, you’re just ill equipped to experience it.

Ayla Lancaster #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

the emojis at the start of the sentences and the listing do give some kind of chatgpt vibe

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist

These days, if someone tells me they're a Christian, I just assume they're an ignorant asshole. The good ones seem to be few and far between.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“However, evolution believes that male and female in 1.4 different kinds of animals, birds, fish and insects just happened.”
You are really flogging the stupidest lies.

“It was unplanned, a coincidence, an accident, or just fate.”
Um, ‘fate’ is planned, Genius. That’s why it’s inescapable, someone detailed it.
And ‘unplanned’ is not the same as coincidence or accident, and neither of those is what Evolution teaches.

“That belief is intellectual suicide.”
Sure, sure, bananaman. Evolutionary theory is a dead end. Well, your caricature of it might be…

“BTW. Adaptation (not Darwinian evolution) is occurring all the time.”
Feel free to show that there is a difference?

“See www.evolutionVsGod.com for details of the confusion of most believers in evolution.”
But evolution is not versus gods, dork. It’s neutral on the supernatural.

FACEandLMS #fundie

“In refugee camps, in the middle of war, there may not be food but you can fuck."
I imagine a woman holding a starving child, hoping her other kids can steal just enough food to keep it alive, and OP walks up: Hey! We can have SEX! You ready?

“Incels are the equivalent of a man dying of thirst next to a water fountain.”
No, you’re not. You’re not dying from lackanookie.
And incels are sitting at a picnic table, thirsty, while someone at a completely different table doesn’t want to let you drink from her water bottle.

“It's funny how I can access 100s of 1000s of women's naked bodies through my PC screen, yet IRL, I can't get 1.”
That’s not funny. That’s commerce. They get something from making their picture available, either money or notoriety or self esteem, but there’s nothing you have that they want worth touching you.

"So many women are willing to fuck if cash and a camera are present, but if a good man who wants to love her and share good times with her shows up, NNnnnnnnnnnope!!!!! What a fucking joke.”
You’re an incel. You identify with a group of narcissistic misogynist sexists. Many of you are not that ugly but you open your mouth and become toxic.

“Anyone who wants to live on this planet is bluepilled or a chad.”
Then why are you still here?

“While I am not able to override the survival instinct right now, if an illness befell me, and I would legit die, I wouldn't be seeking medical treatment beyond pain relief. I'm fine with dying.”
Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ. You won’t even take responsibility for your own death! You want someone else to provide you with a woman, you want someone else to take your life, you want someone else to take women’s right to say ‘no’ away.

Wackyboy #fundie

“God can not be proven to exist.”
Yep, scientifically. The gods would be supernatural entities, beyond the scope of science.

“ God also can not be disproved to exist.”
Again, beyond the scope of science, too.

“I am not sure if the atheists within earshot are going to concede this as well or not, if not I would appreciate if they would prove me wrong.”
No, you’re right, far as that goes.

“It is irrational to believe in that which can not be proven.”
Okay. I’m not an atheist because someone proved to me that there are no gods.
I’m an atheist because the arguments FOR the gods are really bad. Presuppositionist, ancient myths, anonymous scripture, poor math, poorer history, piss-poor science, and a COMPLETE lack of understanding of what evolution actually is.

Ayla Lancaster #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

Ray Comfort #fundie

You have to remember that this is Ray Comfort.
He’s not trying to confront anyone about the facts.
He’s trying to reassure a few million creationists that they’re not in the wrong. Sure, he’ll admit in court that the banana is a human development, but on his site, he tells his followers that scientists are wrong and stupid. So they’ll buy his books and vote for creationist-friendly politicians.

Carl R Malavenda #racist #fundie

MUSLIMS CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS BECAUSE THEIR DEMON POSSESSED

They have a demon and it possessed someone?

Anon #conspiracy

@TheVaudevillain #253643

During the Manhattan Project, a scifi magazine published a story that caught some people’s eye. Seemed too close to what they were trying to do in the project. So, two agents visited the publisher to try to figure out where the leak was.
He managed to convince them that it was just hard scifi, someone playing around with the science that was already known, speculative fiction. There was no leak, no one was spying, and even if he did, he’d have picked a better way to get the information to any enemy than publishing it a month later and hoping no editor changed a crucial detail.
They were finally satisfied and got up to leave. And he said, “Also, I already know where your project is. Every physicist who subscribes to this magazine sent in a change of address to Los Alamos.”

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“There is a God! How do I know? Simply because I made up my mind at age 12 and have refused to let the issue be confused with facts!!”

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist

DJS: “Make The World Like In Leave It To Beaver Without Any Age Of Consent!”

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE!”
No, no proof.
Just a mountain of evidence you can’t refute or dismiss.

“Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life.”
Evolution does not demand, or suggest, or even parallel atheism, you ignorant opinionated jackass. Science is neutral on the supernatural.
You can acknowledge any of the gods AND the evidence for evolution without the slightest conflict.
You just havea difficulty believing that Genesis is literal, but that’s your problem.

“There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution.”
Genesis as a parable… Done.

“ Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days.”
Uh huh. But ‘clear’ is not really evidence that it was not meant as a metaphor.

"The Bible is very accurate in its chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament.”
No, the Bible doesn’t. Fallible humans have added up the generations, which are not corroborated, and established a date. The Bible doesn’tsay that theGarden was 6000 years ago.

“There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).”
Yes, it’s a theory, no that doesn’t mean what you think it does.

“ There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart.”
So, the ‘fuck your feelings’ crowd bases everything on their feelings?
Good one.

“ At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor.”
Yes, yes, you’re constant like the Northern Star. Of course, some change might have gotten you a wife by now…

Anon #sexist #transphobia #ableist #crackpot

Ayla Lancaster #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

@Sasha #260809

What having Type O-Negative blood has meant in my life

I was gonna say it meant you liked that band, lol. “Black No. 1″ was a banger :D

<$9.99 Kindle Ed.>

No thanks, for $9.99 on Kindle, I’d rather read a good harem-lit adventure, or a book about the history of pro wrestling, or a whole lot of other things really.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago!

Thorium - with a half-life of 4.5 billion years - destroys that notion, Davey-boy.

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist

morals, decency, respect for the opposite sex

Virtues…:

image

…you have absolutely no concept of, David J. Hypocrite.

Carl R Malavenda #racist #fundie

MUSLIMS CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS BECAUSE THEIR DEMON POSSESSED

You didn’t finish your sentence. Their demon-possessed WHAT…is WHAT?

Southern Cultural Center #wingnut #fundie

@Citizen_Justin #260794

Nothing at all about owning black people. Am I missing something, or is it actually not there?

Yeah, they like to kinda sweep that under the rug, so to speak. The whole “Lost Cause of the South” BS, where they try to say the Civil War TOTALLY wasn’t about slavery, even though there’s ample evidence that a lot of prominent Confederates sure thought it was about that.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).

“Creationist doesn’t understand what a scientific theory is” example number….well, at this point, it might as well be infinite.

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist

So the Bible, God's inspired Word, teaches that it is God's will for women to get married, have children, guide the house and not cause trouble.

Well, I don’t believe in God or the Bible, so to me, that and a nickel will get you a fresh hot cup of jack squat! Of course though, I’ll also say that if that’s what a woman really wants to do, more power to her. But there are other ways to go about life. Crazy idea, but maybe some women don’t want to get married, or maybe they want to get married and not have children, or maybe they do and the mom is the “breadwinner” and the dad’s the “homemaker”. Stranger things have happened!

Why do they HAVE to legally go learn that they evolved from a monkey type creature?

If they’re going to any school worth a damn, they wont be taught that. Because we’re apes who evolved from other apes.

Though now I’m kinda wondering if Davey’s brain has sufficiently evolved…

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution.

Or DJS simply has his head crammed so far up his arse that he cannot read what is easily accessible through a Google search.

Simply because He lives in my heart. At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor.

And from his youthful lack of self-reflection, DJS draws the assurance to be a proud pedo on the run. Also, he still has not applied what his god recommends for people who harm children.

Southern Cultural Center #wingnut #fundie

Southerners are a people bound by a common history and culture that are defined by our flags, monuments, and memorials that must be preserved and protected.

So, no literature, no common language, no immaterial elements, which could serve to define a culture. Y'all do not have a culture, only a bunch of buildings that you think are old, when they are, in fact, more recent than two out of the three buildings I have lived in, over the course of my life.

Recognizes and promotes the sanctity of Christian marriage as an image of the relationship between Christ and His Church

Jesus was dead by the time christian churches started popping up and he sure was not fucking them and producing offspring. So, no, marriage is not in the image of whatever your feeble brains think Jesus did with the churches.

Typical Neo-Confederate bullshit from a bunch of butthurt losers still pissed about a war they lost 160 odd fucking years ago all for a state that didn’t even last a decade before it lost its’ war for independence and all to preserve the south’s aristocracy’s right to fuckin’ own people as slaves and used bullshit racist nonsense to justify it all.

*SIGH* Do not assume to speak for all of us Southerners, good sir. You’ve done enough damage to our reputation.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

The Holy Spirit's conviction in your heart didn't keep you from raping a 13-year-old girl, did it?

Carl R Malavenda #racist #fundie

MUSLIMS CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS BECAUSE THEIR DEMON POSSESSED

Sigh!

They’re.

YOU PIT OF VIPERS YOUR OF YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL, THE FIRST MURDERER!

Sigh!

You’re of your father, the Devil.

No need to dissect the rest of your fundie nonsense, if you can’t even get basic English right.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

1) The existence of lead, appropriately enough, puts a bullet in the idea that the Earth is only 6000 years old. Uranium-238 decays into lead-206. Uranium has a half-life of 4.7 billion years. We have lead on Earth. Do the math.

2) Admitting that you haven’t changed your mind on something since you were twelve is not the take you think it is. You were wrong at 12, and you didn’t get more right with time.

3) You’re still an ephebiphile. Fuck you, fuck what you believe, and fall into a volcano.

Eugene Kusmiak #wingnut #conspiracy

@JM1234 #260763

That may as well be true but only one of these sides had had an opportunity to use terminator golems for the first time in actual history. Only one of these deserve to win this sick parody of the war and I do not recall cossacks scamming some odd bunch of random black guys into fighting for them when they ran out of north koreans.

Ayla Lancaster #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

What having Type O-Negative blood has meant in my life:

Phone calls from the local Red Cross every 28 days asking me to donate blood.

Southern Cultural Center #wingnut #fundie

So cut ALL welfare benefits to those American Christian Southern states. Let their god provide for them, not my tax dollars.

Carl R Malavenda #racist #fundie

Why did your god need to atone for the sin in humans? In fact, why did he create sin in the first place? And since his son was resurrected in 3 days, it wasn't that much of a sacrifice, was it? More like a long weekend off work.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy #mammon

smart-dust, nano-dust, graphene oxide, lipo-nano particles etc., etc., etc.

She has absolutely no idea what any of these words mean. It's all just evil black magic in her laughable excuse for a brain. She promotes fear of technology not only to make money, but to make everyone else as pants-wettingly terrified of the future as she is.

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC #fundie

“Every parent has a duty and a right to know what is going on in their minor child's life when their health is concerned.”
Eh. Told them when I had my first beer.
And I wasn’t a minor when i finally had sex, but I told them anyway.

“ The reason the pro-choice community is so upset is because Planned Parenthood has told them and you to dance to their tune.”
No, I was pro choice for reasons independent of anything PP ever told me.

“Dance boy dance! And don't forget to donate to your local planned parenthood chapter.”
I don’t think i ever donated, either.

Datuk Dr Zulkifli Hasan #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie #dunning-kruger #crackpot

Prince Abdullah #fundie

“Come see thy evidence here!”
Thy?
Do you mean ‘thine’, maybe? ‘Evidence’ starts with a vowel. So, thine evidence is correct.
Thy Stupidity would be the proper use of ‘thy.’
Thy bullshit, thy schizophrenia, thy paranoia.
Thine idiocy.

“It will not come to you, unless ye wish Me to send Lucifer at you,”
93 Highland Avenue. We’re about 100 feet back from the road. Don’t use the front door, it’s blocked right now.

“being you do not believe Me.”
Capitalizing your pronoun but not mine?
I don’t believe you AND I think you’re an arrogant son of a whore.

“A cold chill in the night.”
We run the AC all night long. On my side of the bed.

“ Nighmares”
Very close female horses?

“and oppression,”
Meh. I was enlisted. Had a couple of officers who’d been to the Academy.
Do your worst.

“suffocation”
Yeah, I had a heart attack last year. Couldn’t catch my breath.

“and you will not be able to wake up unless you say God!”
Which one? Ptah? Odin? Marduk? Tiamat?

“Is that what you seek for evidence!”
That should be a question mark, right? RIGHT!

“It would not be right I have to lower myself to actually sicking the evil,”
Sic. Not sick.
Sounds like a pompous idiot saying, “I can’t fight you my hands are registered lethal weapons” so you don’t get your ass beat.

“even I have Authority over as the Brother of Jesus Christ on you.”
Double dog dare you you jackass.

Kryon of Magnetic Service via Lee Caroll #ufo #magick

Can you see gravity? Can you see the Magnetic Grid

No, but we can measure the effects of gravity and magnetism, and harness them to produce useful work with tangible results. Your Merkaba hokum hasn't produced bupkus.

Carl R Malavenda #racist #fundie

Kryon of Magnetic Service via Lee Caroll #ufo #magick

Anon #sexist #transphobia #ableist #crackpot

If you're looking for a retard, find someone who calls other people retarded.

Southern Cultural Center #wingnut #fundie

Which side was Jesus on when South lost war? Also as someone grom Maryland, south of Mason/Dixon, my college in Wilson, NC, and whose parents own timeshare in OBX, NC, I can say while I love NC, it's suburban areas and tourist areas are great. Incidents that even I faced as white man: danced with black girl at frat party. Neither of us invited back. Later on 2008 my last year at Barton some friends and I were driving. My friend, black guy in front seat our friends, white were in back. I was told not to stop BECAUSE I had black guy in front seat. And you assholes want to drag the south even further back?