Are you overweight, over the age of 25, or a mother of young children, and insist on your dating profile that any man who approaches you be over six feet tall, have perfect teeth, and make over $100,000 a year?
Translation: do you have any qualities that Mike Stone personally doesn’t find attractive? If you answer yes then you can’t have any standards or say no to any man who wants to date you for any reason.
Do you have tattoos, dyed hair, a nose ring or piercings? Are you planning to get tattoos, dyed hair, a nose ring or piercings? Do you dress provocatively in order to attract male attention, but respond with outrage when men whom you consider to have lower status than yourself give you their attention?
Translation: do you have any other qualities that Mike Stone personally doesn’t find attractive? If you do then it is your fault if you are harassed or assaulted. It can’t be the man’s fault because men in Mike Stone’s universe are incapable of committing any bad acts on their own unless they are what Mike considers to be ‘low status’ (i.e. men of color, men who aren’t Christian, working class men, etc).
Did you vote for Hillary Clinton, the impostor Joe Biden, or Kamala Harris in any of the last three presidential elections? If you had been on the jury for the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, would you have voted for acquittal?
Translation: People that Mike Stone doesn’t approve of got things he thinks should have been awarded to someone else. Because this happened he wants to take away the rights of every woman in the entire country.
Do you ship your children off to daycare or school every morning so you can go to work? Do you hire babysitters to watch your children at night so you go out drinking, dancing, and fornicating? Do you refuse to have children so you can go out drinking, dancing, and fornicating?
Translation: do you exist in a capitalist society? Because Mike Stone, who supports capitalism and hates communism but doesn’t appear to understand either, thinks that you should stay home, take care of the house, and homeschool your children while also living in a single-income family. But, remember, you’re also not supposed to ever consider a man’s income when dating them!
Are you in a relationship with a man but constantly looking to upgrade? Are you in a relationship with a man but flirt and fornicate with other men? Is your body count more than one? Do you even have a body count?
Translation: Mike Stone and his ilk think if you are a woman and have ever ended a relationship with a man for any reason, you are at fault for all of men’s problems. If you speak to men for any reason while out in public, you are leading them on and also cheating on your (always assumed to be male) partner, even if you don’t have one at the time. If you’ve ever had sex, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not, you are a slut. No, widows do not count because if you are a woman, if you marry someone who later dies, you are cheating on your dead spouse if you ever date again. No, this does not apply to men, why do you ask?