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Yoel Kraus #fundie

These idiots perverting Judaism will not be missed! Any practicing Jew worth their salt embraces reason and intellectualism and applies that to their Faith and scripture interpretation. In fact; Much of the Talmud is about explaining the more “harder” parts of the Tanakh, like extra context on how stuff like punishments and sacrifices are to be carried out and in what context or conditions (thus, you don’t have death sentences for everything).

What “gets me about JudeoFrums is that…in their sect, women are not only mothers and homemakers but also breadwinners. The guys just stay home or at Yeshiva all day studying Torah. I have to ask; Is their memory so bad that they literally have to study and memorize every little thing in the first five books of the Tanakh?

And if “study” simply means “devotional reading and meditation”, wouldn’t it make more sense to just set aside an hour a day and live regular life the rest of the day? Even Christian and Buddhist monastic orders spend much of the day working and recreating, it’s not JUST prayer, worship and chants!

Also; All that “study” and “devotion” is meaningless if you don’t apply that wisdom to your life! It’s like “Study the Torah” is merely an excuse to be a lazy ass who refuses to engage with the regular world!

And these guys have the nerve to claim that they “cherish” women and regard women & girls as “more morally and spiritually superior”; OH, REALLY?! THEN WHY AREN’T THE LADIES IN CHARGE?!

The women bust their butts doing the real work while the guys lay about staring at some tomes all day and they’re draining all Social Services and refusing to pay taxes, thus hurting the Israeli economy. The men refuse to put these hard working women in charge or give them autonomy despite stating that women & girls are “morally superior” and that males are mindless lust machines!

DEAR, HAREDI BOYS; LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE; YOU’RE A BUNCH OF LAZY MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO SEE WOMEN AS SLAVES TO DOMINATE FOR FUN! YOU ASSERTIONS ABOUT FEMALE MORAL SUPERIORITY IS AS GENUINE AS LOUIS C.K.s FEMINISM, THE LATE MICHAEL JACKSON’S NOSE, PAM ANDERSON’S BOOBS OR DONALD TRUMP’S SENSE OF EMPATHY! THIS ISN’T JUDAISM; IT’S A WEIRDO 19th CENTURY PROTO-MACHOSPHERE CULT WITH A SIDE OF “LET’S FINANCIALLY DRAIN THE SECULAR GOVERNMENT!”.

A true Jew uses their intellect and understands how to adapt their faith to the social mores and lifestyles of the society they are in without destroying the SPIRIT of the Law and the Faith! The Tanakh was written with Bronze & Iron Age societies in mind…an oft primitive and savage time when human rights and pacifism were incomprehensible alien concepts!

Now; I’m aware that that all Hasids are nuts and I’m sure many are genuinely decent people with a rich and unique culture and there are even some Ultra-Orthodox “feminists” (probably not feminist in the modern 3rd wave sense but they do fight for feminine autonomy and the right to not be abused).

WOMEN ARE NOT KRYPTONITE, STUDY TORAH AN HOUR A DAY AT HOME, HELP YOUR WIFE AROUND THE HOUSE AND COVID-19 IS FOR REALS AND CAN INFECT ANYONE! DO NOT TEMPT THE LORD YOUR GOD!

lawalkiria #psycho

Christopher Cantwell #transphobia

@Creativerealms #37930

Exactly; NO ONE KNOWS EITHER WAY!

But wouldn’t be great if he died unexpectedly? If so; This could be the North Korean’s big chance for freedom!

Yoel Kraus #fundie

COPE GmbH #sexist #psycho

I gotta ask this again; Are these idiots in a contest with each other to see who can say the most awful thing?

MountainGorilla #sexist #crackpot

Dear, OP; A few things…

ONE: Don’t get your “science facts” from Dr. Psycho from the Wonder Woman comics.
TWO: You are not worthy to be named after those noble, gentle, intelligent critters!
THREE: Men are genetically weaker and tend to have shorter lifespans.
FOUR: One of our closest relatives in the Animal Kingdom is the peaceful, Matriarchal Bonobo.

…Just be thankful you’re not a male version of Black Widow spider (gets eaten by his gal eaten after mating) or an anglerfish (mindless blob with no autonomy whatsoever).

lawalkiria #psycho

An epic hagiographic intro for Hitler is like an epic hagiographic intro for a bucket of that stuff that spewed out of that lady in that viral allegedly-true-story-medical-gross-out-fest, The Swamps of Dagobah.

Here’s the story, itself…
https://www.sickchirpse.com/the-swamps-of-dagobah-repugnant-story-medical-history
…SUMMARY: Large woman with cyst “downstairs” goes to ER in pain; Doctor makes the cut; Grossness ensues.

Don’t read TSoD while eating…
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…if you must…you’ll need this.

wwweamonreillydotcom #wingnut #fundie

If you’re a fan of U2 and “The Boss” and surprised and revolted that they’re “woke” types, you were never really a fan to begin with.

Same with Roger Waters fans who get mad that Roger goes on a rant against Trump or Bolonsaro or the Israeli treatment of Palestinians or whatever…
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…Roger Waters has always been an outspoken SJW to the point of often annoying other SJWs. One would have to be brain-dead to assume a Roger Waters album or Pink Floyd’s Animals, The Wall or the The Final Cut is going to be apolitical.

It’s like Paul Ryan’s alleged love of Rage Against The Machine. EPIC FACEPALM!

I don’t deny that some like an artist for the music and ignore the lyrics…but some artists are so-upfront in their public persona AND lyrics that folks who disagree with the artist’s views while claiming to be fans is laughable.

Daryush Valizadeh AKA Roosh Vörek #sexist #conspiracy #homophobia

@Timjer #37771

Same here. Though I officially identify as a heterosexual female, I am more along the lines of “heteroflexible” and appreciate the wonders of bodacious tatas myself. Call me “Bi-Curious” but with none of the nerve to act on it personally. I guess I’m between #1 or #2 on the Kinsey Scale…
…Among my collection of Porn GIFS (the only way I watch porn movies) are pics of babes with nice boobies with many in pleasantly boobie-stimulating situations.

But, like you, balance is key, and curvy hips and butt are also bodacious.

FINALLY; I LOVE ME SOME SHAPELY MAN-TUSHIES!…
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…Here’s some pink nakieness from the lovely Ross Lynch once again!

Stacey McStationary #quack #conspiracy

Germ theory has never been proven.

Yeah! It isn’t like there’s ever been actual photos taken of these thi…
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…OH WAIT! THERE HAS! EXPLAIN THIS, DUMBASS!

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Saying “Germ theory has never been proven” is like saying “Cars don’t exist”…
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…Apparently this depicts some strange four-legged critter or something.

Tatsuya Ishida #moonbat

Fuck Sex-Negative pseudo-feminists! They’re doing the Patriarchy’s work for them!

I agree that sex-work and porn need a lot of reforms and that there’s problematic elements but I feel that “throwing the baby out with the bath water” is asinine.

When sexual freedom is restricted, unhealthy sexuality thrives. It’s the “forbidden fruit effect”…like the “Streisand Effect” of sex. I saw a site that showed Porn-Search trends and (with a few exceptions) most of the searches the most “unsavory stuff” (rape, necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia, torture-sex-stuff, etc.) was from the most restrictive countries (much of the Mid-East, Africa, Russia, Asia, etc.). Likewise; The biggest market for porn in the USA was the “Deep South”.

Ensure safety, honesty, fair business practices and health measures in the porn industry and things are fine. Likewise; Allow prostitution that’s well-regulated and licensed and make sure no human trafficking is happening. All things regulated for the safety, health and benefit of all involved.

Finally; The most super-violent-extreme stuff should be restricted to the use of Ultra-Realistic CGI or animated cartoons (though those mediums would be great for the regular stuff as well). All those prolapsed uteruses, extreme rape-mutilation-torture, noncery corpses and critters and gawd-knows what else ain’t healthy, man!

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I’d love to see an animation studio that makes made-to-order personalized porn (with one being able to choose animation styles: ‘Disneyesque’, ‘Animesque’, ‘Clampett/Looney Tunes’ or ‘Realistic CGI’). One can have ANYTHING MADE (even slashy stuff involving celebrities, musical groups, other public figures, movies, TV, cartoons, etc.).

You want REYLO porn…
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…They got you covered!

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“Lynchcest” more your thing?…
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…Perv away!

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Want JOIKE!…
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…Then blast off, baby!

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SYDGER your thing?…
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…Shine on you crazy shipper!

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You want something incredibly stupid?…
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…then let your stupidity stupid itself with sheer stupidness (apart from ‘You need a therapist’ however, your life is yours and if ‘Trump/Flag’ or ‘Dahmer/Nilson’ gets your mojo workin’ I can’t stop ya).

…REALLY! THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERVICE! There’s live-action porn studios that do the same! Why can’t there be animation studios and comic book publishers?

Tatsuya Ishida #moonbat

I wish Past-Ishida would appear before Present-Ishida, seal the latter in a basement dungeon somewhere and make the comic awesome again.

Likewise; I wanna see the more “woke” 2005 Kanye West (‘George Bush doesn’t care about black people’) appear before Present-Day Kanye (‘Donald Trump is my daddy!’) and punch the latter dead in the face!

Yukon Jack #racist #conspiracy #crackpot #ufo

BITG #sexist

We have nothing to be ashamed of because we care about being kind and likable and see women as people rather than appliances.

Why should we be ashamed of our superiority?

Christopher Cantwell #transphobia

@Conscience #37801

Exactly;

I call it…
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…THE TARKIN EFFECT!

Guess what! Kim Jong-Un MIGHT actually be dead, too! LOL! Since it was something that was likely not planned for (if true, we’re not sure yet), his sister will likely be a successor…which is bound to make things rather interesting in that hyper-Patriarchal culture. We might be seeing the downfall of the Kim Dictatorship in real time, folks!

Edmund_Kemper #wingnut

“Gigastacy” sounds kinda cool…A super robot babe who can destroy Ed Kemper!

In fact; The victims of the real Ed Kemper would’ve appreciated such an awesome woman!

Ed shows up…
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…”Rah! I’m gonna kill you!”

Gigastacy appears!…
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…”Dees boobs were made fer shootin’!”

*RATTATATATAA! BOOM!

“Well…”
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“…shit!” *falls over dead like a big lummox.*

YoureMurduringUs & TwinkleTitsGalore #transphobia

So, some de-transition…that doesn’t invalidate those who STAY transitioned!

WHAT PART OF “JUDGE PEOPLE BY ONLY THEIR CHARACTER” DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND. YOU REGRESSIVE MICRO-BRAINS?

Who cares if someone’s Gay or Bi? Who care’s in someone’s Trans? Who cares in they De-Trans? Who cares if they crossdress? Who cares if they furries in pink tutus who yodel for fun?…

ARE THE HURTING ANYBODY?! ARE THEY DECENT PEOPLE?! If the answers are respectively “No” and “Yes” then LET THEM BE!

I swear; Hyper-conformists and bigots are the biggest bunch of weak, whiny insecure babies ever! It’s like they feel genuinely threatened by the very existence of people who are “different”.

They want humanity to be this BORG COLLECTIVE that’s a weird combo of “Republic” of Gilead, Leave It To Beaver and the Iron Age Levant if it was populated by blonde 1971 Malibu Ken & Barbie without the tans named Lars and Helga…and they’re all Southern Baptists, Plymouth Brethren or Pre-Vatican 2 Catholics.

Look; I understand that conformity, to a modest degree, is a necessity to survival of a society…but fetishizing it to a degree where everyone’s style, beliefs, idea’s concerning a higher power, views on sexuality, etc. MUST BE THE SAME OR ELSE is asinine.

UNITY IN DIVERSITY is what humanity must strive for. As long as there’s some agreement on the basic social contract and everyone is kind to each other, that’s all that matters!

I think people who stress strict gender roles, heterosexuality and cis-genderism are folks who benefit from it…males with power and privilege. Destroy sex & gender barriers and sexism dies…thus no more Patriarchy and the “Patriarch” have to prove their worth via actual character and merit rather than just existing.

based_meme #dunning-kruger

@Bastethotep #37893

Exactly.

Incels and other machopigs are LAZY!

Oh; For those weirded-out by oral-sex (even if they’re fine with the concept)…Condoms and Oral Dams are a thing!

I’m like that; I wont go down on a guy unless he’s got a Jimmy-Hat on (after a few swipes with a wipe). I find tasting flesh that’s often in contact with weirdness like sweat, smegma, urine, etc. really kinda gross for me (though for others, it’s just fine).

church mouse guy #wingnut #crackpot

The Democrat Party is trying to abolish the Bill of Rights.

Projecting, are we?

Donald Trump #quack

Daryush Valizadeh AKA Roosh Vörek #sexist #conspiracy #homophobia

I feel like posting hot guy butts!…
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…Pink Floyd tushies, Tenni as Cami tushie, a little Ross Lynch tushie, ahhhhh…THE TUSHIEST TUSHIES!

Oh, Roosh; Just because YOU refuse to wash and wipe your butt does not mean everyone elses’ butt is revolting.

YOU SMELL LIKE BUTT! G’WAY!

Gregory Hood #racist

HamburgerToday2019 #racist #psycho

@Anon-e-moose #37490

Exactly; Heck, I still wanna see the incel’s mommies to see the slop they post.

“I AM NOT A ‘TOILET’! NO MORE PIZZA-ROLLS FOR YOU, SONNY! NO GO OUT AND GET A JOB YA LAZY BUM AND BE SURE TO GIVE ME SOME OF IT AS RENT! HELP OUT WITH THE HOUSE, TOO! THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE AND IF YOU DON’T COMPLY, IT’S ‘HOMELESS’ TIME!”

Sparrow's Song #sexist

Samuel Alito #racist #elitist

Anonymous #wingnut #racist #psycho

@Bastethotep #37379

Exactly! Kebab is delicious!

Is this article about the Accordion Guy? He was quite memorable with that weird stoic stone-face while jammin’ out that dorky Ultra-Nationalist-Serbo-Polka crap.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #god-complex #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #racist #mammon

Wouldn’t Jesus be the the Anti-Antichrist? Wouldn’t make more sense to do nothing and leave it to Him?

Anonymous #racist

Har har har. We got a wannabee kid-shock comedian in the back of the class. To the Principal’s office, Melvin.

I agree that “Boomer Remover” is darkly funny.

“Bolshevik Bronchitis”? Is it Russian, too? Are Putin & Xi in cahoots?

The stuff with bats was dis-proven? I assumed a bat bit a critter sold at market and it spiraled from there. Then again; A bat would only bite if it was a vampire one. Are there vampire bats in China?

So basically this Bug is a mystery, now…right?

And even if one yammers about China…it’s so stupid to blame it on the Chinese people, who were suffering as much as the rest.

Anonymous #racist #psycho #ableist

@Swede #37538

Agreed! In fact; Judging by the antics of wingnuts protesting, they can be just as much victims as the demographics they despise. At least those they despise can get masks and sanitizer if they have no choice but to work and those who can stay home, do.

And no one’s saying that one CAN’T GO OUT EVER! I went out for groceries, yesterday…I wore a mask and had sanitizer and I washed my hands. To a limited degree, one can still go out.

One can still go to Church…via livestreaming.

One can still eat out…via takeout!

…and these are often the same boobs who yammer on about self-sufficiency, “rugged individualism”, “survivalism/preppers” and call everyone “snowflakes”.

Everything they say and preach is a lie and it’s nothing but excuses. They just want to be pampered and worshipped like the “Special Snowflakes” they think they are.

Anonymous #fundie

Your attempt at comfort isn’t helping even if you were “right”. How about trying to help that family and praying that that kid recovers? JERK!

jerrycan dan #sexist

@WhiteNoise #37396

Exactly!

Man; I wish there was a subculture of counter-trolls and counter-doxxers to make these dink’s lives a living hell! They can even flood a harassed person’s social media account with love and support!

Good folk’s don’t do that because they’d get harassed but these counter-harassers can do the same stuff the harassers do to remain anonymous.

WHERE ARE THESE COUNTER-HARASSERS?!

AND NO; ANONYMOUS DOESN’T COUNT!

The problem is; “When they go low, we go high!” and we see that as an unbreakable law when it should be a more flexible thing! Sometimes you need to play hardball when “going high” doesn’t work!

Time for the Anti-Stormfront Sites, the Anti-Klan and the Anti-Bigoted “SHARP” REAL AUTHENTIC Skinheads (to tell the Faux-Skinhead Nazi Punk to FUCK OFF! OI!)! Time for the Anti-Fash Trolls and Feminist Anti-Gamergaters! Time to take back Pepe and make him OUR LEFTY HIPPIE ANTI-FASH MASCOT! PEPE THE “HEART & MIND” WITH GRITTY AS THE BRAWN!

Bring back the Hippies and have them ally with the SHARP-Skins as “Good Cop/Bad Cop”.

Time to petition the Democrats to play hardball and the Labour Party to appeal to the working class!

TIME FOR THE RELIGIOUS LEFT/PROGS OF ALL FAITHS TO GET SUPER-VOCAL AND WEAR THEIR FAITH ON THEIR SLEEVES WHILE LIVING IT! PERMIT REPRESENTATIONS OF MUHAMMAD THAT SHOW HIM BEHEADING DAESH MEMBERS!

AND STOP CALLING THE GOP “REPUBLICANS”! THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS!

Samuel Alito #racist #elitist

@DarkPhoenix #37408

…and this is why, when we (hopefully) retake the White House and Senate (while keeping the House), we will impeach and convict Kavanaugh and replace his hinder with a Progressive judge!

Time to change some laws, baby and reinstate the Voting Rights Act and add an amendment that says that any law directly related to Civil Rights cannot be repealed! We can petition this!

Stacey McStationary #quack #conspiracy #fundie

“D’oh! Really small things don’t exist! Even if a microscope of a more advanced variety can actually show it!”

So is ACTUAL TECHNOLOGY WITH ELECTRICITY AND STUFF A HOAX, NOW?

Well!…
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…SHINE ON YOU STUPID…COPROLITE!

Personalityinkwell #sexist #psycho

Most of the Animal Kingdom thinks differently, Mr. I-Lose-The-Peacock-Plumage-Contest-Every-Year.

Humans are animals and…while “Argument From Nature” is often stupid, i feel that if civilization didn’t develop against Nature…with women having a BIG say in choice of mates and matrilinear inheritance (hence not being so obsessed over Paternity that stuff like the double standard exists)…human evolution and civilization may have turned out more balanced and males less prone to being giant aggressive behemoths who suppress all emotion except anger.

The Feminine and Masculine PRINCIPLES are two equal sides of a coin and need each other. Toxic masculinity is masculinity becoming a malignant cancer cell due to lack of feminine support!

Work on your “plumage” MR. LAZY ASS!

Rav Menashe Klein #fundie #sexist

While I acknowledge that the Bible can be sexist, this is too stupid; If the ancient Hebrews followed this crap, they would’ve been destroyed by Jabin & Sesera!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah

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Also; It goes both ways!…WATCH!!!…
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…OH BABY! SEXY SEXY BOY! NIIIIICCCCEEEEE CABOOOSE! WOOO!

If this jazz was really about “purity” and “stopping sin”, guys would be covered up, too.

Nope! I don’t buy your excuses. You’re weak and want to oppress your absolute equals. HaShem who is not just “Yah The Father” is also, Mother SHEKHINA…THE FEMININE…sees you as anathema!

The makeup of YHVH…
* YOD - Father
* HEI - Mother
* VAV - Son
* HEI - Daughter
YHVH/Elohim/HaShem/BibleGod/Al-lah/etc. IS MOTHER & FATHER!

Too bad! So sad! Deborah, Jael, Esther and Judith rule and boys like you drool!

NOW SHUT UP AND BOW AT HER FEET, BOY, WHILE SHE SINGS AND GYRATES IN PRAISE OF THE ALMIGHTY (like King David did once…prancing in his skivvies Praising God! If he can do it, so can she)!

The Masculine as a PRINCIPLE is DEAD without THE FEMININE. Without it, it degenerates into Toxic “Jon Koppenhaver” Bullshit! And we know how that weak inferior who cans himself that silly moniker “War Machine” is against the SUPERIOR MANLINESS OF GUYS LIKE PRINCE HARRY AND JUSTIN TRUDEAU!

Here’s Ross Lynch…masculine & feminine in one…in pink undies…posing pretty…and being a precious little twinkiecake elf sprite in a tub all pretty…
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…I don’t know if he’s Feminist or not or just a guy doesn’t care either way…but he’s not above wearing lots of pink and being pretty like a beautiful girl (even with some dudebro-ness and muscle)! The point is that he doesn’t cotton to that stinky slob stuff that eschews bathing, grooming, butt-wiping, metrosexualism, androgyny and PINK!…
https://youtu.be/oOQKJtD3Kac
…Look at this young man running around in his pink undies in this video! He wears pink undies all the time!

The point is that he doesn’t mind the stereotypical “feminine” and attraction goes both ways…also SEXUAL PLEASURE AND AROUSAL IS NOT EVIL! EVER READ THE SONG OF SONGS IN YOUR BIBLE? IT’S PRACTICALLY POETICALLY PORNY EROTIC POETRY!

So open your eyes and take in the Deity-blessed sight of a beautiful woman and acknowledge that she is your equal!

WOMEN ARE NOT KRYPTONITE AND SEXUAL FEELINGS ARE NORMAL AND NATURAL! NOW TAKE YOUR WEIRD JEWISH BOOKS YOU’RE QUOTING WHICH I’VE NEVER HEARD OF AND THAT KLEIN GUY (IS THAT YOU? YOU SPEAK IN THE THIRD PERSON LIKE A WEIRDO?), SHOVE IT UP YOUR CABOOSE AND BEG THE PROPHET DEBORAH FOR FORGIVENESS BECAUSE YOU’VE JUST INADVERTENTLY INSULTED HER AND THE REST!

This is why the Reform and Conservative Branches (and few Hasids who aren’t deranged) will be the ones carrying the torch of Judaism!

HamburgerToday2019 #racist #psycho

OH?…
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…after seeing the results of the latest election in Michigan despite attempts by the GOP to hinder it…methinks “Liberalism” is a live and well and November is going to involve A LOT OF…
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…You will accept that ALL PEOPLE ARE CREATED EQUAL WHENEVER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. After all…
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…WE ARE ALL AFRICANS!

CORRECTION: You’re British and Lawrence was an Englishman. Sorry for my Yankee-centric post but my point still stands and once Labour regroups, learns the lessons from the Corbyn debacle (like ‘Get a guy with a pleasant personality, a clear message that is consistent, isn’t possibly a JudeoPhobe and can reach out to the working class), your Brexit and stuff will go down the “loo”, too. Hopefully, your fuzzy-headed PM may be humbled by the coronavirus after denying it like a dumbass.

shawntheimmortal942 #wingnut

Despite it’s flaws, Star Wars is awesome; Rey’s still an awesome NeoJedi, Finn’s still bound to be her first student and Poe is still a cool dude!

Also; Flaws and plot holes tend to get addressed in future projects. The door’s still open to “Reylo” (no ‘Ben’ force ghost, he can still return) and “Stormpilot” (Janna and Zori Bliss went ‘nowhere’ as far as love interests go).

Whenever people like it or not, STAR WARS is as much a “business” as it is a wonderful story franchise with deep messages, and mythic “Campbell-esque” influences in a fun space adventure…
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…ALWAYS HAS BEEN! “STAR WARS: THE QUEST FOR CASH!” WAS THERE FROM THE BEGINNING!

Consumerism and business isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The real point is how it’s done and how one responds to it.

The point is; The stuff fans complain about concerning Star Wars is eventually remedied and filled out in future works such as animation, comics, novels, future movies, etc.

I’m as miffed about Ben Solo’s death as many Reylos and would’ve loved to see Ben redeem himself via undoing the damage he did by starting a new type of Force-Using Order with Rey…Perhaps a Grey Jedi type thing called “The Order of Skywalker” or something.

I would’ve loved to see Poe and Finn become an item (as did their actors, Oscar Issac and John Boyega).

I also feel that Finn was wasted a bit and Rose got a raw deal.

However; I know that Star Wars can still remedy these things with future stuff.

Anyhoo; The fact that wingnuts HATE STAR WARS WITH A PASSION GIVES ME A FORCE-SQUISHY! OP should SUCK IT and accept that The Resistance won, Rey & Her Friends are awesome, Palpy and his Space Fascists lost…
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…and ANAKIN SKYWALKER WAS NOT AN INCEL! HE HAD PADME AND THEY ADORED EACH OTHER! If he were incel, he would’ve never become the evil but certifiable Badass of Doom, DARTH VADER and Luke and Leia wouldn’t exist.

THERE WOULD BE NO STAR WARS IF…
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…IT WASN’T FOR ANAKIN SKYWALKER HAVING A LOVE LIFE AND FATHERING CHILDREN

And while no doubt whiny and poorly-acted (don’t blame Hayden; Blame Lucas and his inability to ‘direct’ actors out of a paper-bag)…
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…Anakin WAS A TASTY SNACK! Ooh, Hayden! Come to MAMA!

PRE-VADER ANAKIN: SPACE-CHAD!

P.S. Anni and Padme are in the Forcey Afterlife, living happily ever after. The End!

Andrew Anglin #racist #sexist

I prefer “Ray Guns”…
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…Maybe we can sic some “Muslamic” ones on guys like Anglin.

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Ironically; The clothing-Brand British bigot guys like “Muslamic Ray Gun Guy” and Russian “Gopniks” is a clothin’ brand that was hugely popular with the Black youth and the Hip Hop community in the 1980’s…
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(PICTURED: Awesome 1980s Rap group, RUN D.M.C., lookin’ ‘fresh’ in their Adidas digs; Definitely not xenophobic white boy Russian Gopniks or NeoNazi PseudoSkinhead material.)
…ADIDAS: The “Pepe The Frog” (that fun-loving Leftie-stoner frog inexplicably made Far-Right mascot) of “Cool Urban Couture”.

Doug Bristow #fundie

@Timjer #37304

…Our hatred of the Orange monster isn’t irrational, it’s because he’s a narcissitic, idiotic, racist, perpetually lying, selfish manchild…

OP: “But those are VIRTUES! Being nice is for stupid weak people!”

Byron Calvert #racist #conspiracy #psycho

Mike King #wingnut #conspiracy

Someone should do joke-reviews of these things, like the Cinema Snob does with “Christian” flicks.

Also; What became of that Pax Masculina thing? No more mentions, snarky reviews or anything! You’d think that dumb “movie” would be all over the Net!

metabuxx #sexist

Meanwhile; His sister is happily chillin’ with a nice book or something and Skype-ing with friends.

ISA41:10 #fundie

@Chloe #37178

Exactly! These idiots can still go outside. Just in a far lesser way and far from others. They can still get take-out food and occasionally go out for errands and groceries (like I will in a few hours).

Also LIVESTREAMED CHURCH SERVICES!

no-regrets-here #homophobia

@WhiteNoise #37163

You said what I was going to say.

It also explains why SOME “feminine”-looking girls turn more “masculine” one they come out as Lesbians…
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…They were always “butch/chapstick” but they were closeted so they played up their femininity so folks wouldn’t suspect and conform to expectations. Once they “came out”, they were FREE TO BE WHO THEY REALLY ARE!

Beneath those flowing golden, “Barbie” tresses was a boyishly-adorkable short-haired brunette journalist waiting to SHINE!

The same likely holds true for some Thebans; Macho-Jockstrap Guy? Not really!

NO; I’M NOT SAYING ALL GAYS FIT THE GENDER-BENDING STEREOTYPES. PLENTY OF MASCULINE THEBANS AND FEMININE LESBIANS EXIST! SHEESH!

SashaBooBoo #conspiracy #crackpot #magick

The OP’s oddball “New Age Time Travel Daemon” inspired pronouncements, aside; Listening to many of the wingnut’s descriptions of The Illuminati; Does anyone ever get the impression that maybe…maybe…The Illuminati might actually be THE GOOD GUYS?

After all…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati
…the real one were pro-Republic Enlightenment types who were anti-Monarchy.

I welcome our Illuminati overlords.

I like to think that…if this World Conspiracy garbage were true (likely not), it would be the “Good & Enlightened Illuminati vs. The Evil Authoritarian Oligarch N.W.O.” and the NWO causes confusion between the two as a cover.

…that would be a great idea for a fiction! Perhaps subtly influence Conspiracy Nuts by subverting things without actually destroying their beliefs, leading to less damage to society because…people gonna believe weird stuff and you can’t stop them all.

Arthas93 #sexist #psycho

@Malingspann #37177

I wonder about these guy’s psyches and what they must look like. Imagine something like The Cell mixed with some hentai and a pile of Cheeto dust. Instead of J-Lo seeing a surreal sliced horsie, she sees a giant pile of sliced roast beef.

Pleiadian Light Forces via Michael Love #ufo #moonbat #magick

Great! Maybe those Amazing Magick Light Beams of Awesome can dissolve all these wingnuts trying to take over the world because you can’t get less “enlightened” than those clowns! Can they go after most of the idiots quoted on FSTDTs, too?

While I’m not against the concept of cosmic light forces and frequencies inducing enlightened thinking in the world, the idea of them coming from a fleet of spacecraft piloted by guys named Gorblat is a bit…well…stupid.

That said; While kooky, as long as it’s not spewing hateful socially-regressive nonsense or hardcore religious frummery, this is nothing…

…Unless this weirdo wishes to build a weird cult around this, then we might enter either (at best) “drained bank-account” territory or (at worst) “Nike-sneakers-and-poisoned-applesauce” territory.

I actually have an idea of an “Alien Invasion” story that would play straight then subvert the concept. Weirdos from another planet blow stuff up on Earth, zoarching the National Guard, etc. Only for Great Leader Pingpong to emerge from the Mothership and explain that they’re getting rid of the corrupt stuff so the Enlightened egalitarians of Earth can finally influence things without the Lockheed-Martins, EXXONs and Koch Bros. Saudis, Putin or Holy Roller Bigwigs getting in the way.

Apart from some collateral damage, it’s found to be true and the destructive but nice aliens actually fix a few things before leaving.

You see; Most of Humanity can and does learn from the past (to varying degrees); The problem is that those who haven’t tend to be the ones in charge (as well as a few who let them take over). Get the latter out of the way and it’s smoother sailing.

Payer #conspiracy #psycho

Sparrow's Song #sexist

Elliot Rodger was a gorgeous-looking pretty-boy with a snazzy car who came from a wealthy family involved in the movie biz…but he was a monstrously misogynist antisocial douchebag to the max…No amount of good looks or wealth could get him babes!

SO SHUT UP WITH THE LOOKS CRAP!

As for “But he wasn’t a 7-Foot-Tall square-jawed Ken Doll Linebacker named Chad”…I SAY, PRETTYBOYS ARE SUPER-POPULAR! IF THEY WEREN’T; YAOI ANIMANGA, BOY BANDS AND THESE GUYS…
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…WOULDN’T BE/HAVE SUCH HITS WITH THE LADIES!

A. Wyatt Mann #racist #psycho

@Swede #37116

You know one’s a complete reject when the authorities from a now-authoritarian nation thinks you’re a bigoted ignoramus.

I’m also surprised that “A. Wyatt Mann” managed to draw something where the Latinos are actually rather human and sympathetic while the “’Murricans” come off as evil.

Time for the majority of Swedes to do a “We’re Full Up Of Xenophobes, Get Out!” in response to those “Mighty-Whitey” idiots sullying that beautiful nation.