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soulessdragon #homophobia

…That actually makes faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more sense (almost something resembling logic) than what the OP said.

My thoughts? Fine, that’s quite the leap in “logic” (and I use the term loosely) just to reconcile your bigotry (which is fear and hatred) with your faith in God (which is supposedly love).

Here’s a hint, an easier way to be faithful to a loving god is to NOT be a bigoted douchenozzle.

Cetacean Nation via Diane Robbins #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #ufo

It is the END GAME.

Nah. Endgame was a kickass epic movie, this is just low-tier fanfiction (of… something). You don’t get to compare the two.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy

Uuuuhmm, that’s fine and all (no it isn’t), but you’re supposed to be talking about VIDEO GAMES, not TV shows…

Speaking of TV shows, the trailer for the next half-season of Lucifer FINALLY just dropped! Can’t wait to watch fundies get their nickers in a twist again(*)!! Oh, and watch the show itself, obviously.

So that, combined with Castlevania S4, RE: Village, and the ME: Legendary edition… Well, seems like May is going to be an entertaining month for me.

(*)Oh noes, god is black! Oh noes, god is kind to people! Oh noes, god is a terrible father and called out for it! Oh noe- SPOILERS and such…

rblev1999 #conspiracy

What Yutolia said. Most of those ancient bones are probably too valuable, fragile, and worn to be opened up to display where just any moron can touch them, hence the need for plaster replicas. It’s not the first time some imbeciles decide to “touch” museum exhibits against the rules and in the process broke them…

I mean, it’s just common sense.

…Actually, what am I saying!? Common sense is a very rare commodity amongst creationists and other fundies.

Various Posters #racist

Alisheryia and the Ascended Dragon Collective via Galaxygirl #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

Anonymous #transphobia

“I reject your reality!”

But seriously, “normal” is a HIGHLY subjective word, dumbass. What is “normal” anyway?

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Killer_Danish #sexist

@Malingspann #86530

Well that explains the OP’s claims a lot better, thanks. I was wondering how the OP views “male on male” porn for women, for example.

Also, OP? I’m not single because I watch/read porn. I watch/read porn because I am single. Huge difference.

Also, also, joke’s on you, I happen to prefer more wholesome and romantic “porn with plot” than what you’re describing.

Candace Owens #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

FFS! I’m not a virologist and even I know that just because you’re vaccinated doesn’t mean you still can’t be a carrier and infect others…

psiandco #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

@Skyknight #86468

That’s true (about suicide being a sin to them), but correct me if I’m wrong, doesn’t the bible also say that humans are supposed to be the custodians of this world or something? God may have created the world for humans to inhabit, but does expect us to take care of it and such. Yet so many rapture ready and similar fundies act like the world is a hellhole prison keeping them from their heaven, so they should wreck as much as they want for their own benefit.

My point being that, as long as they themselves keep cherrypicking which parts of the bible are covenient to listen to and which aren’t, they have no right to act like the book has any authority whatsoever.

AutisticMonstrosity #psycho #racist #sexist

psiandco #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

The world is not my friend, I am not a friend of the world.

That’s fine and all, but then why the frick are you even here!? If you hate my world so much then just leave it, idc how, but shut up and stop polluting my world with your stupidity and bigotry!

Seriously, these fundies like this guy and rapture ready baffle me. On one hand, the act like a friggin’ suicide cult who hate this world (not even for the numerous legitimate reasons, mind you) and wish to die to go to heaven immediatly and won’t shut up about it. But on the other hand, they’re too cowardly to actually off themselves. Ergo, their solution seems to be to be as much of an a**hole as possible until someone else kills them, ignoring the fact that they won’t go to heaven after that…

Kinkshamer Pagliacci #psycho #transphobia

ONE trans person has been murdered in the UK in the last year. ONE.

…One is still waaaaay to many. Hatecrimes are sickening.

Saint Petersburg District Court #fundie #wingnut

So, what? Now wish fulfillment anime that’s even devoid of pornographic or atheistic content is also “of the devil”? What’s wrong with Isekai, it’s just a popular escapist fantasy genre. And we’ve ALL been there at some point.

Besides, the whole "after death, there can be a more full and interesting life, free from control of one's parents." argument? That kinda doesn’t hold water when most RL religions say the exact same thing.

@Anon-e-moose #86320

Huh, I also have seen the first part of Gate, and you have a point. Speaking of which, am I the only one who thinks the douchebag American president in Gate looks suspiciously like a certain orange man?

The_Meep_Lord #sexist #crackpot #dunning-kruger

On how women could evolve if they are too emotional to live

Nonono, the better question is; how humans could evolve if most of us are, quite literally, too stupid to live.

Seriously, I fully believe in evolution and cosmology and abiogenesis and such instead of any creationism. But for the life of me, I sometimes cannot explain nor understand how we possibly managed to evolve into the dominant species on earth if some of us are SO STUPID they each pull down the collective IQ by 5 points.

EDIT: I’m not talking about mentally disabled people either. I’m talking about even worse people; people so incredibly dumb they choose to be morons and anti-intellectuals. Like, you know, most idiots quoted here.

thrash_monke & CheapCocaine #psycho #racist #sexist

SuicideFuel last night I dreamt I had sex with a white girl

…Wut? Let me get this straight; you had a wonderful wet dream about sex with a beautiful girl, and that horrified you to the point of wanting to commit suicide?

…Are we 100% sure incels do want “sex with stacies” anymore? Because I don’t know about others, but if it were me, I’d lucid dream to live out my sexual fantasies almost every night.

Biblical Gender Roles #fundie #sexist

While it is a husband’s God given right to use spanking as a form of discipline on his wife (with or without her consent)

…No, no it is not. Outright abuse of any kind is NEVER anyone’s right or even a privelige. It’s sick, wrong, and evil and you deserve to rot in hell, unbiblicalgendertrolls! Alongside that evil monster you worship.

Evil pricks like you are what keep me away from religion. Signed, a man.

amazednotdazed #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #quack

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And “god” spelled backwards is “dog”, what’s your point? I mean, does it mean that YHWH is canine in appearance? Does it mean that doggo’s are the true inheritors of the earth? I don’t need sleep, I need answers!

Roosh V #fundie #dunning-kruger

@Spacewyrm #86002

Oh, I’m so sorry about that. I’ll edit my previous comment to make it more clear.

Just FYI, how far are you in the story anyway? ’Cause if you’re caught up with the anime, I’d guess that the spoiler I mentioned is less than half a dozen episodes away.

Dr Mariam Al-Sohel #crackpot #homophobia #quack

@Bastethotep #85992

Don’t be ridiculous! Teh gayz is obviously caused by the Chinese COVID virus mutating due to exposure to satanic 5G rays and sent back in time through the particle collider in the deep state CIA-controlled CERN! It’s all connected WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

Roosh V #fundie #dunning-kruger

@Bastethotep #85988

Honestly, now I’m also thinking about the Hallucigenia, the prehistoric “headless worm”.

You may wonder, why is that obscure thing exploding in popularity across the internet these days? It’s because of

Attack on Titan spoilers

The Anomaly that gave birth to the Titan powers. …I’d now like to see Roosh here claim that that worm is the origin of the Giant Nephilim.

Question! You’re saying that scientists are decieved because god “created the world old”, correct? So, ignoring the fact that that means that the infallable god itself LIED, nor that there is no point in creating something “old”, doesn’t that mean that god wants us to think the earth is old? So aren’t the scientists correct then by taking god at his supposed word?

I mean, at least have some consistency in your own insanity!!

But seriously, religion and scientific facts are NOT mutually exclusive. Countless devoted Christians either believe in science, or are scientists themselves without problems. Being religious does not mean you automatically have to be a creationist. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if many of those people are scientists because they are religious; trying to have a better understanding of the beauty of their divine creator and the universe.

Gloria Wyzgoski #wingnut #psycho

…Dafuq is this insanity? I mean, did I accidentally snuff a mountain of coke, or are you all reading this word salad too?

Also, LAPS COCK!!!!

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #conspiracy #ufo #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #85838

Hmm, I admit I’m not a huge fan of Romulan ship designs (I think the D’deridex is unbelievably UGLY), or ST ship designs in general, but I do think the Valdore looks very neat. If only she had more screen time and a much better performance…

No, I personally prefer Stargate, Halo, & Star Wars ship designs. Besides, god may need a whole week to build a single planet (so much for omnipotence), but a Death Star, a UNSC NOVA Bomb, or even an overloaded Stargate (all constructed by mere mortals) can destroy one in less than a minute. So, seems obvious to me who I’d rather put my money on.

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #ableist #wingnut #quack

…That’s not how you spell “Asperger”. Though, I suppose I should be happy you’re not outright calling it “assburger”.

Also, 100,000% what Bastethotep said.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

@TheKingOfRhye #85795

Well, it’s fanart I found (so it’s a bit… exaggerated), but it’s fanart of Lilithmon X/Laylamon X from Digimon. And while there are some (okay, a lot) sexualized Digimon(*), at least this one makes perfect sense. Lilithmon IS the “Great Demon Lord of Lust”, after all.

(*)Angewomon, Beelzemon, Bellestarmon, Ladydevimon, & Rosemon for the more conventional examples. Leomon & Renamon for more… unconventional examples.

@JM1234 #85778

I think that any movie that doesn’t fully conform to his inane worldviews counts as “satanic horror” to him… Even the show Lucifer, which is a rather wholesome supernatural “buddy cop” crime series.

Vox Day #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Uhm, I know about the Divine Comedy, but haven’t read it. Can someone confirm if it’s really racist, homophobic, anti-Islamist and anti-Semitic?

ropecell #psycho #sexist

FFS! If you don’t want her to talk or live in any way on her own, just buy yourself a high-tec sexdoll with customizable vagina or something. It’ll be cheaper, more legal & ethical, and it’s closer to what you want.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

That's why it's vital to not give money to studios that hate you.

That’s right! Hence why I prefer to throw my money at the MCU, Star Wars, the Snyder Cut, Godzilla vs Kong, and such over “God is Dead 1-3″ and “Kirk Cameron saves Christmas” and such other bullsheise!

But seriously, what does he even mean with “movies convince us to consort with demons”? Because joke’s on him, I’m into that shit!

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Yeah, can I help it that Succubi are some of my favorite type of Cute Monster Girl? Alongside Minotaurs & Arachnes. Fundies are prudes…

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

@Mathius_dragoon #85668

Except that even the most rudementary AI would be able to write a more sensible text.

Corey Goode/Sphere-Being Alliance #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Medeea Greere #crackpot #conspiracy #quack #ufo

@Thraxas #85620

I had it done twice. Certainly not comfortable, but not the agony some people think it is either. And I’d say I have a low tolerance for pain all things considered.

But don’t these morons realize that the tests (and Covid) might have been gone by now if everyone had taken this treath a bit more seriously from the beginning rather than listen to conspiracy nutjobs?

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

“Carter, all I understood in that sentence was the word “Matrix”, and I found those films to be very confusing.”

Kudo’s to whoever got the reference (even though in that context the words made sense. Here, it’s just a word salad)

Netzachcel #conspiracy #racist #sexist

@Yutolia #85600

Looks at the Always Chaotic Evil murdering, pillaging, and raping Goblins from Goblin Slayer …Yep, sounds about right.

Brian Matthews #fundie #transphobia

If not being a selfish bigot is “antri christ”, then I can only say “F*ck your christ”.

Also, since when do any of you fundies care about the golden rule?

Vox Day #conspiracy #fundie #sexist

@Bastethotep #85536

I mean, sure, I admit our history with the colonization of Congo is a dark page in our past that we’re (rightfully) getting more and more ashamed of… Buuuuuuutttt since when would a far-right racist (unless I mistake him for someoen else) like Vox Day care about that?

As for insulting feminists, I can't think of anything worse to call them than those bloody Belgian bastards...

…Okay, now I’m confused. What does Belgium have to do with anything here? Yes, we were one of the participants in WW2 (on the side of the allies, not the axis, unless I’m missing something). But when you say Nazi country, don’t you immediatly think of Germany first?

No offense to any German FSTDT’ers here. After all, people often forget Germany was the first country subjugated by the Nazis.

But yeah, saying Nazi’s are better than feminists does not make feminists look bad. Rather, it makes it seem like you’re pro-nazi, dumbasss.

Prometheus #fundie #pratt

So, let’s assume for a moment that Science is indeed based on faith like religion is (it really is NOT, btw). Does that mean that science is good and to be blindly obeyed like religion is, or is religion bad and to be scrutinized like science is? Make sense, damnnit!

Various Incels #ableist #psycho #racist #sexist

Wow! I’d say that they certainly know how to make me feel comfortable with my autism, but then I remind myself they’re incels. They’re in a constant race to the deepest, darkest abyss of depravity and evil, so at this point I’m kinda getting numb to their inhumanity. Don’t know if that’s a good thing or not…

Nikta46 #sexist

Either a Female Mysoginist (sad that those exist), or a G.I.R.L.. Either way, I think you’re a douche.

Lv99_BixNood #crackpot #racist #sexist

Somehow, I doubt you’re actually Asian. You’re probably just a white incel (whitecel?) trying to make himself look better to compensate for the fact that nobody (rightfully) likes you.

Also, only a douche or moron (or moronic douche) would ignore a good partner based solely on race. An attractive, friendly, & smart person is always that regardless of their skin color. If a woman cares about your skin color so much, she’s a racist and shouldn’t be relationship material to begin with.

Brian Chan #fundie

If Jesus does not want us to cower from COVID, then Jesus should just miracle COVID away. There, isn’t that a much more sensible and benevolent solution?

Pastor Greg Locke #wingnut

If you actually believe Donald Trump won the Presidency, we will never be friends, and that’s okay with me. Your mind is too dangerous and delusional to trust being around you. So move along.

There, FIFY.

Liberty Hangout #wingnut

So you admit conservatism is inherently anti-american? Rarely have I seen fundies this honest.

Various TERFs #sexist #wingnut

@Mathius_dragoon #85184

Honestly, I don’t care much what their “bad experiences with men” may have been (if it’s not just empty hatred for some of them), it doesn’t change the fact that these days like all bigots they choose to be just as bad as the ones that wronged them by blaming an entire group for the actions of one or two individuals. And don’t get me wrong, I’d still love to brutally castrate all chauvinistic men who give us all a bad name.

While I cannot speak from experience (and I’m grateful for that), not everyone with traumatic pasts choose to forever dwell on them and blame the entire world for it. “Freudian excuse is no excuse”, as TvTropes calls it.

Frank T D’Anna #fundie #conspiracy

Evil never really prevails.

Looks at the results of the 2016 election I’m sadly not too sure about that anym-

It just takes up temporary occupancy, usurping authority under false pretenses

Oh, that. Yeah, you’re absolutely right! That’s what the evil Trump cultists indeed did!

But in all seriousness, you do realize that “good” and “evil” are two very subjective terms, right? Likewise, “Truth” is also a HIGHLY subjective term. There is no such thing as an absolute truth, everyone has their own version of it.

“There is no such thing as truth in this world. That is our reality. Anyone can become a god or a devil. All it takes is for someone to claim that to be the truth.” - Kruger, Attack on Titan.