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The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

"For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost."

Man, Heaven sounds boring and dull as Hell. Hell, on the other hand, seems much more exciting and pleasurable!

Ancient Code Team #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

A secret base on Mars owned by a MegaCorp!? Is this the UAC trying to open portals to Hell again!? Quick, call for the Doom Slayer!! Turns out we DO need him again after he killed the Dark Lord.

While Captain Kaye has no physical evidence to back up his claims

All I needed to hear.

Mike Stone #wingnut #quack #conspiracy #elitist

If you just want to help, then leave them alone and stop endangering people in the middle of a pandemic!! Ya egotistical moron!

Kim Janey #moonbat

@jsonitsac #96311

She pointed out how demand for various documents have been wielded as a hammer against Blacks and other people of color.

Yes, and…? Look, I don’t really care what she meant to say according to you, what she did say is very unfortunate and even dangerous in a time were too many ignorant or insane people are already against vaccinations! I don’t even care if it’s true what she says, she shouldn’t have said it. Not now.

Because you know what else they’re frequently accused of? Spreading disease.

Well, if you actually have a contagious illness because you refuse vaccination and proper documents, then you are spreading diseases!

Look, call me a racist all you want, I don’t care. Because as opposed to humans, viruses like COVID don’t discriminate based upon skin color.

@jsonitsac #96304

I may not be african nor american so I might not fully get it, but I still strongly disagree with you. Too many idiots have complained by now that “vaccination infringes upon basic rights”, and just asking for proof that you are not a carrier of a lethal contagion in no way equals demanding proof that you’re a free person. I don’t care if she just worded it wrong; as a political figure her words have a great impact. She really should have thought twice before saying something like that. Something so unbelievably stupid.

Look, I get that slavery is a sensitive topic for people of color in the US, and I don’t blame them. But this is just taking it too far, to the point of parody.

Dave Smith #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

If you think that non-vaccinated people are treated as second-class, then just get the vaccine already. It’s as simple as that, I genuinely don’t see the problem.

I got my second dose two days ago, and while I felt sick yesterday morning, it was still worth not getting actual COVID.

Brian Pope #fundie

@Spacewyrm #96143

Funny that you’d bring Hulk into this. As the “Immortal Hulk” storyline reveals that Gamma Mutates draw their unlimited strength directly from The-One-Below-All. Essentially God’s polar opposite, the “Anti-God”.

So, while I’m not sure about Thanos without the Infinity Gauntlet, I think Hulk at his absolute greatest levels of power could not only beat up actual gods, but also lesser cosmic entities. Take that, Jesus!

Khalid Ibn Al-Walid #conspiracy

…So, assuming this is all true; American soldiers killing innocent civilians by accident while attempting to root out actual terrorists (the true target) somehow justifies those terrorists deliberatly targeting innocent civilians (both American and non-american) only?

Moral Myopia, thy name is Khalid.

But seriously, you really don’t see how this does NOT make you right? It only makes the entire thing worse. Terrorists are named that (and despised) because they deliberatly target civilians!

EDIT: Just to be clear, I do not say I support the invasion of the Middle East for the gaining of their resources. I’m mostly talking about the present-day war on terror. Which is just a perpetual cycle of violence.

Mike Stone #crackpot #quack #wingnut #fundie

Scientists: We have vaccines that have proven to genuinely work against the virus through intensive research.
Mike Stone: Hah! Go back to your sick-making potions and your leeches! I have the real modern cure for anything: coffee enemas!

In all fairness, I thought coffee enemas were something Futurama made up. I had no idea RL people actually do that!

Napoleon de Geso #racist #conspiracy

Did Dr. Mengele ever vivisect an incel? Was an incel ever put into a camp and forced to eat literal shit to survive? Was an incel ever gassed to death? No? THEN SHUT THE F*CK UP, WHINECELS!!

Roosh V #fundie #crackpot

@Yutolia #95855

I’m terribly sorry you and your friend had to go through that. I’ve never heard about Tay Sachs until now, but I can imagine it’s horrible. Being locked inside your own mind… I can imagine few living fates worse than that (*). You have my sympathies.

(*)Ever since I saw a House, M.D. episode from the perspective of a locked-in patient (who some doctors incorrectly assumed was braindead), I’ve been terrified of something like that ever happening to me. It’s not something I’d wish upon anyone.

personalityinkwell and EckhardTollemaxx #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #95802

Is it just me, or are more and more “sinful” demons/fallen angels portrayed as sexually liberated bi- or pansexuals in recent media? And shown as perfectly happy and in the right about it?

Honestly, I never understood the sheer sexphobia from religious folk…

Well, I don’t know about transexual (sic), but Tom Ellis’ Lucifer Morningstar is canonically bi- or even pansexual. Yet doesn’t stop him from being a faaaaaaaaaaaarrrr better person than most humans and even other angels he encounters…

Also, while I am a 100% gynophile myself (or heterosexual male) and happy about it, I sometimes do wonder if it wouldn’t be more practical if everyone is more bisexual… Less sexual hangups and easier to find a partner, right?

P.S.: who else thinks it’ll be a lot easier these days if we just use gynophile and androphile over heterosexual or homosexual to establish ones sexual preferences?

Roosh V #fundie #crackpot

…Seriously? God making us suffer constantly so we appreciate him is not love. It’s just cruelty and evil incarante from a psychopathic, abusive narcissist who expects a price for basic decency because he doesn’t hurt us as much as he could do. And you are a sick man, Roosh, get help.

Dinesh D’Souza #wingnut

And that’s a bad thing because…? They weren’t protesters anymore, they were literally attempting a violent coup (for the most inane and selfish reasons)! And people (both good and bad) died because of it. If anything, I think they’re being treated too well…

Gary Lamb #wingnut #fundie

Except that COVID hit while Trump was in charge and he was utterly incompetent at responding to it (even suggesting people drink detergent to counter it or something). So if anyone’s to blame for COVID making you lose everything, it’s TRUMP, ya dumbass!

Ashtar via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

What Bastethotep said.

Also, why are the Greys and Reptillians always depicted as the “always chaotic evil” bad guys by these idiots? Is it because they’re less humanoid than the Federation members are(*)? That’s very racist, and not a Federation I wish to be a part of!! Besides, “Federation of Light”!? “Dark Forces”!? That sounds like you’re trying so hard (too hard) to appear as the good guys that you must be the bad guys in “reality”.

(*)Looks at ST’s Federation I mean, that’s not inaccurate… One thing I dislike about ST is the whole “planet of hats” trope being overused to undeath. If you think about it, something like that is extremely racist.

danceofangels #fundie #homophobia

Okay, want sounds better/more realistic/less f*cked up? That we, current day humans, and current day apes over the course of thousands of years descended from a common ancestor (NOT “monkeys”!!!) and greatly diverged over time, …or that we are all the result of generations of sickening inbreeding?

After all, Adam and Eve were in a sense brother and sister. And even if they weren’t, their children were still siblings, and they had to procreate with each other to keep humanity going… You get why the bible is messed up, right? Oh, what am I saying. You’re probably an inbred yokel from the bible belt yourself…

Also, STOP SHAMING PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT CHILDREN!!! I’m tired of it. Straight couples who want to remain childless do exist, you know! Some of us just aren’t parenting material. That, and we’re overpopulated as it is and IMO it’s irresponsible to make babies just because you can. I’m sick and tired of people pressuring couples to have babies. …It’s one of the many, many reasons I’m still single. After all, at least this way people can’t guilt trip me into becoming an (unwanted) father…

chair0147 #elitist #crackpot #psycho

<@KeithInc.> #95454

Humans are inherently selfish, I agree. But what the OP does not seem to realize is that some (decent) humans decide to be selfish in the sense of “helping other people makes me feel good, ergo I’d rather help them than do something egotistical” or “hurting random people can easily backfire into me or my loved ones, while helping them might earn us goodwill and favors”.

Hell, even IF you’re a very greedy CEO, it still doesn’t cost you money to be nice to your employees and make them feel better. If anything it might earn you money, as they become more productive!

If you’re going to be greedy/selfish at least be pragmatic about it rather than stupid.

Why the hell do these people get the most sympathy when they have almost zero impact on people's lives.

A lot of rich people have huge impacts on the lives of hundreds of people, yes. Does not mean those impacts are necessarily positive, dumbass.

I’d rather have zero impact on the lives of everyone, than have a large negative impact on the lives of a few dozen.

Anti-maskers #quack #psycho

the police demanded that Burns and the bystanders who tried to protect her to leave the scene, and let the protestors continue. The Police Chief says it was the right thing to do because he disagrees with mask policies…

WTF!? I hope that corrupt douche gets dishonorably discharged or something! What kind of f*cking police chief blames the obvious victim!? A friggin’ CANCER PATIENT!?

Misanthropy levels… rising.

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

A former archeologist now in contact with powerful aliens? Suuuuure; say what you want, but she’s no Daniel Jackson, that’s for sure…

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@Anon-e-moose #95229

Oh, good, I’m not the only one who immediatly thought of that.

Henry Makow, PhD #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

the worship of chaos: "Nothing is true and everything is permitted."

…Idiot, that is not what the Assassin’s Creed is about! If you’re going to quote it, at least quote it in a proper context.

Philip Daniel Mills #fundie #psycho

Texas Republicans #racist #sexist #wingnut

…FFS! Why is Texas not a genuine Banana republic yet? It surprises me it (and the red states in general) manage to exist at all anymore…

Philip Daniel Mills #fundie #psycho

@Thraxas #95066

People like this likely would be psycho lunatics anyway, even without any religion. It takes a special kind of inborn evil to coldly murder your own brother and mother by immolating them. The problem is that the religion just makes him feel validated in his insanity and makes it easier for like-minded psycho’s to sympathize with him…

Anti-maskers #quack #psycho

<@KeithInc.> #95043

It’s the same thing with the First Amendement with these idiots. To them it means “I am allowed to say WHATEVER I want, regardless of the consequences, and nobody is allowed to disagree with ME!!!!”

How narcissistic are these scum!?

Get on the right side of history

If the “right side of history” is the side that BEATS UP F*CKING CANCER PATIENTS then I am 110% DONE with this world!!!

F*ck it; at this point, I’m starting to think Zamasu did nothing wrong… (I’d say Thanos, but he didn’t go far enough).

Mike Stone #quack #conspiracy #wingnut

So let me get this straight; you wish to avoid the prevention of a plague like it was the plague itself?

…
…How do you function!?

Kevin Sorbo #fundie

…Dafuq?

How about religious nutjobs not being allowed to use computers (an creation of SCIENCE) and any technology anymore?

Abbie Bela #ufo

@Anon-e-moose #94826

Hey, I’m no furry, but we all make exceptions for something. Though, being an avid player of Star Trek Online myself, I do feel slightly more towards female Ferasans than Caitians.

Pastor Dan Burgoyne #crackpot #fundie #quack

“Dey eat da poopoo!” (a reference to another FSTDT entry, fyi)

Abbie Bela #ufo

@Malingspann #94805

Nah, just bestiality for the alien. After all, this human woman barely qualifies as “intelligent life”.

I mean sure, if Asari, Quarians, Twi’lek, Togruta, Zeltrons, Chiss, Andorians, Orions, Caitians, Na’vi and other such Space Babes are real, you’d bet your ass that hundreds/thousands of people would try to date them. “Adolescent males have an unhealthy obsession with my species” and such.

Of course, the keyword here being IF. I highly doubt RL aliens would look like attractive humans, nor that they would be sexually attracted to us. Hell, I’d be shocked if we even have compatible equipment.

Also, obligatory “I have failed to uphold pandemic law. But I did make it with a hot alien hunk. And in the end, is that not which women have dreamed of since first they looked up at the stars?”

Ryan Messano AKA Silence DoGood #conspiracy #wingnut #pratt

Pat Buchanan #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt #racist #wingnut

You know, I’ll be honest. I might be able to get their dislike for excessive immigration; after all, the wars in the middle east and africa left a LOT of immigrants/refugees coming towards Europe. And back in the day it was far more than anyone could handle; with countless refugees being forced to set up camps in public parks while waiting to get processed.

BUUUUUUUTTTTT when you take into account that America was FOUNDED on immigration, by immigrants, and that most Americans complaining against immigration are themselves WHITE (ergo, not native) and Republican (ergo trying to pay as little taxes as possible and knowing even less about the USA than most legal immigrants need to), it comes across as extremely hypocritical at best.

Seriously, you want immigrants to go back to where they crawled from and leave glorious america to fend for itself? THEN F*CKING LEAVE ALREADY AND GIVE THE LAND BACK TO THE NATIVES!!! They certainly took a lot better care for it than you douches did!

CrazyForSketching90 #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #94504

sounds kinda….fascist, doesn’t it?

Yes it does. But like almost all fascists, this dumbass apparently has no idea what “fascism” and “communism” actually mean aside from “things people are against”.

Burning an American Flag should be a felony.

I agree! But only if wearing MAGA hats and Hitler salutes are too. All three are equally destructive and anti-american values.

Seriously, say what you want but in my eyes yelling “MAGA!“ does not differ too much from yelling “Sieg Heil!” anymore.

Deidre Madsen #crackpot #ufo #magick

…I can’t even make the usual scifi franchise jokes about this. Because I don’t have the slightest idea what this world salad is supposed to mean.

CrazyForSketching90 #wingnut

When did Americans began to hate everything America stood for? If you are a Fascist and hate America and everything it stands for, then move to Russia, a Banana Republic, or anything third-world dictatorship you please and let's see if you can make it through the leaders' oppression.

There, fixed it for ya.

But seriously, though, America is as inherently fascist as it is communist. That is, not at all. So all you right-wing StormTrumper racist can f*ck off as well. America will NEVER be the white fascist theocracy you so crave it to be.

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #crackpot #ufo #wingnut

S.D. Wells #quack #conspiracy #wingnut

Then it was the Jews. Now it’s the non-vaccinated.

So, are you saying Jews were willfull carriers and spreaders of a lethal pandemic? F*cking nazi.

montalk.net #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Hm, Moose-sama has already made the obvious Predator joke.

aliens can lurk nearby while invisible.

So, Sangheili covert-ops are here spying on us in preparation for a Covenant invasion? Quick, we’re gonna need Spartan-IIs ASAP! Where are the hardcore StormTrumpers? They’re the ones with experience separating children from their parents for immoral reasons…

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #crackpot #ufo #wingnut

You know, why are those “interstellar alliances” always ripoffs of Star Trek’s Federation? I mean, as much as I like Star Trek, people reference it a bit too often, IMO. Like it’s the only piece of Sci-fi that exists…

Who knows, maybe it’s more like the Citadel Council? Or, heavens forbid, like the Covenant Hegemony?

Kurt Schlichter #wingnut #fundie

“No” is the weapon of the Strong Man Populist; it is our weapon.

So, you guys are just bratty toddlers who say “no!” to everything asked of them? Good to know!

Catherine Viel #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy #ufo

@Bastethotep #94164

Honestly, I see time travel as working either one of two ways, neither of which allow the present to be changed. Either it’s multiverse theory, causing any changes (including your very presence) to branch off into a new timeline, leaving the original one unaltered. Or it’s a predestination paradox version of time travel; in which no matter what you try to change, it will always result in the present you know. Usually resulting in the reason you time travelled to begin with. It’s the same reason why I think true, flawless precognition cannot possibly be, but that’s a whole other can of worms.

Of course you could try to trick the timeline into thinking it’s a stable time loop when it actually isn’t. For example, going back to 9⁄11 and rescueing someone from the buildings who should have died back then, but in such a way that nobody will ever notice the missing corpse and still presume them to be dead. And then either take that person to the present, or convince them to lay low in another country.

That being said, even if you COULD change the present, doesn’t mean you should. Even the tiniest positive change can ripple through time in ways nobody can imagine. Try to prevent the Spanish flu from decimating early 90s europe? Who knows, maybe it’ll cause Hitler to win WW2…

Gabriel Erb #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #94103

Yeah. Well, if he came back to life, what was the point of the fucking sacrifice in the first place...?!

Asking the big questions here. No really, I’m not joking, how is one person dying only to come back to life and being rewarded with his own dimension to rule in any way comparable to millions of people being tortured for a literal eternity?

Greg Abbott et al. #crackpot #fundie #wingnut

Gabriel Erb #fundie

…So God has such a selfish desire for drama and symbolism that he’d rather have his own child be horribly tortured to death than just take the easier option and be more reasonable with his own standards?

YOUR GOD IS A PSYCHOPATH!!!!

And for the life of me, I still don’t get the “logic” behind “fathering a child for the sole purpose of having him be tortured to death so you have an excuse (somehow) not to torture innocent people for a eternity for the sin of being born despite the fact that if you don’t want to torture people you could just, you know, change the rules you yourself made”.

Remember, in your belief God single handeldly created humans, sin, hell, the standards by which humans go to hell, and is the sole person who enforces the rules that send humans to hell. So if god does not want humans to go to hell, WHY EVEN DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS!?

Seriously, this is why I think monotheism makes even less sense than any other religion. At least Greek, Norse, & Egyptian afterlife myths had some consistency in their logic…