Timjer

@Timjer

anonymous #fundie #wingnut

Good point. The irony there being that it only makes Trump look even more like an antichrist; being a deceiving false shepard who leads the flock of sheeple astray.

You know, methinks that both Trump and Jesus would be terribly insulted to be compared to each other. That’s how opposite they are. The actual Biblical Jesus would be considered a dirty commie hippie by you right-wingers! And Trump is like the embodiment of all 7 Deadly Sins(*).

I’m no christian myself, but I don’t see how anyone else can call themselves a true Christian if they see Trump (of all people) as the second coming of Christ.

So just admit it, you’re not Christians at all. You’re “Trumpologists” or something…

(*)Let’s see here:

Pride: Trump’s an egotistical narcissist of the highest order. ‘nuff said. And he even has no reason to be prideful, as Trump’s dumb, incompetent, and ugly.
Gluttony: He’s obese and refuses to eat his vegetables, preferring to stuff himself with hamberders and coke.
Lust: Adulterous and he covets his own daughter even.
Wrath: His temper tantrums made him feared in the White House.
Greed: He’s a millionare who cheats countless people out of their money, to the point that he’s overflowing with lawsuits against him.
Sloth: Spend most of his time golfing and goofing around on twitter than actually being president.
Envy: …Yeah, I’ll get back to you on that.

Not to mention he’s dishonest beyond belief, corrupt, dumb, ugly, and emotionally abusive to his family.

Ben Garrison #wingnut #pratt

@pyro #99791

Well, I get that. But the democrat party is far older than those two dictators, of whom only one is communist and the other is not, and it’s usually the republican party that tends to have nazi sympathizers.

So, forgive me for not understanding how all of that is supposed to fit together.

DroUltrinnin-61 #fundie

Yeesh, checked the comment section there (wish I hadn’t), the OP is an incredibly stubborn, self-righteous, and judgemental POS, even being all “no true scotsman” to other Christians who call them out on their toxic (and rule-breaking) behavior.

Feel that Christian love! /s

Also, how in the name of the muses is this in any way “art”!? The site is called DeviantArt for a reason, you know, not DeviantComplaints… Not to mention the blatant doxing by making a screenshot of another artist’s page and then siccing your sycophants on them.

The internet should crack down much harder on these douches than on people who post porn… Which, IMO, consists of more “art” than this does.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy

I mean, if it acts like terrorist, yells like a terrorist, kills and terrorises innocents for inane reasons like a terrorist, then it likely IS a ~~duck~~ terrorist.

Seriously, Ben, MAGA outright attacked the Capitol and tried to overthrow the government, assaulting police officials in the process and causing deaths. If that’s not blatant terrorism, I don’t know what is anymore.

Ben Garrison #wingnut #pratt

Aletheia-Nyx #psycho

Well, at least the OP, as crazy as they are, admits they should be kept as far away from children as possible. IMO still better than those posts who claim that Pedophiles deserve to be around children all the time…

Still, I may not have the patience to deal with kids myself (and I hate people who somehow think that having kids yourself would cure disliking them), but even this is utterly insane.

Nicholas Pereira #crackpot #god-complex #quack #wingnut

sexratiocel #crackpot #dunning-kruger #god-complex #sexist

Bones >>>>>> intelligence

Hey, I agree that Bones was a great crime-solving show (and apparently Lucifer Morningstar’s favorite tv series), but saying you should pick watching that over being a smarter and more educated person is kinda, well, stupid. And also something the main character would STRONGLY disagree with.

Jenny Wren #fundie

Thanks to the Lord she dresses how you want her to dress?

You know, one thing I can think of that’s more ridiculous than god caring what people do in their sex lives is god caring what clothes people wear. You’d think that a timeless, omnipotent, omniscient & utterly incomprehensible cosmic entity would have more important things on their mind(*) than caring what cloths some random infinitesimal ape on a random backwater planet uses to cover their body…

On a side note, dresses are overrated (and so is conforming to societal standards of beauty). As long as she’s not naked and dresses according to what she feels comfortabel with, who the f*ck cares what people clothe themselves with?

(*)Makes me think of this quote from the godlike angel Samael from The Secret World:

I have been a facilitator of your kind's boundless desire to destroy itself... since the beginning. Since iron cathedrals stained the moon red with sacrificial pyres. Since machined cities crossed the sea upon gears and gossamer sail. Even in the hummingbird heartbeat of your recorded time. You are an exceptional footnote in a text one could not even leaf through in a star's life cycle, so I invite you to contemplate how quickly my eyes gloss over you. Don't take it personally.

What? That’s just how I think an ageless cosmic entity would “realisticaly” view even the best of us humans…

Galactic Center via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #conspiracy #sexist #transphobia #racist #wingnut

@SpukiKitty02 #99401

Like saying you’re awesome and invincible by editing footage of a MASS-MURDERING SUPER-VILLAIN JUST BEFORE HE’S DEFEATED!

Was that the pic of Trump as Thanos saying “I am inevitable”? Yeah, I’m still wondering what the actual message it was supposed to convey was. Were the ones who made it just stupid, ignorant, or actually trying to sabotage Trump?

Galactic Center via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I am the Galactic Center of your Milky Way

So Galaxygirl here thinks the entire Milky Way and everyone in it revolves around her… Wow, talk about having an ego.

Henry Makow, PhD #conspiracy #sexist #racist #fundie

Just me and Jesus #fundie #wingnut #psycho

<@KeithInc.> #99245

Indeed. I’m no Christian myself, but honestly the concept of Hell being a Lake of Fire for an eternity just doesn’t work for me. I mean, what’s even the friggin’ point of the same torture regardless of the crime and an eternity of it regardless of the magnitude of the crime?

I like to see Hell (if it was indeed created by a wise and benevolent deity) more as this; a personalized “prison” where each “inmate” is confronted by their own personal sins until they finally understand what they did wrong and become a better person out of it. After which it’s either Heaven, or reincarnation.

Now, tell me, which is both a lot more humane and makes much more sense to exist?

Plus, can someone explain this to me; is Satan even supposed to be Hell’s warden or its biggest inmate? Because I’m pretty sure one can’t be both… Biblical mythology just doesn’t make sense to me, no matter how I look at it.

America is God's chosen country, and anyone who messes with us messes with Him.

…Pride is a deadly sin, you do know that, right? Thinking any offense towards you is something an almighty god takes personally… FFS!

I don't think I could possibly enjoy Heaven without the glorious reassurance that all of America's enemies (especially the Mooslime trash that attacked us) are paying for their crimes in the Lake of Fire.

So, let me get this straight; you and Jesus cannot possibly be happy, cannot “get it up” so to say, even in heaven itself, unless you’re certain that people that aren’t you are suffering horribly!?

…Yeah, sure, why not? It’s not like Jesus’ teachings are about forgiveness and redemption or anything. /s

P.S.: Even should I end up in Heaven tomorrow and have all my wishes and fantasies (both subtle and gross) be fulfilled, part of me would still feel guilty that there are people (not just my loved ones that are now separated from me) suffering on Earth and that I cannot possibly do anything about it anymore.

Mark #fundie

@kuyohashi #99163

Now, can we get them to try out VtM: Bloodlines? I want to know how they fare against the Ocean House and Andrei.

As much as I’d like that, I feel like they would just rage quit after the tutorial and call it a “heathen torture porn simulator” and be done with it.

almost every Skyrim screenshot I have is of my big burly blood-orc {modded red Orsimer} making hat-ownership a dwindling hobby with his dragonbone sword and axe.

Cool. I prefer to play as a handsome, burly, bearded Nord (allied with the Empire) decked out in full Dragonplate armor, with various Dragonbone weapons and Deadric artifacts, and more coin than I could possibly spend. Still cannot ever decide if I want to be a Vampire Lord in the Dawnguard DLC or not. Nor if Serana or Mjoll the Lioness is my true marriage partner.

Skyrim fan here. Not much to say that others such as kuyohashi and Thraxas haven’t said already. Is Skyrim a great game? Yes (especially modded). Is it a bit dated? Also yes (hence why mods exist). Is Bethesda milking it to death instead of releasing ES6 already? Also yes.

Anyway, I’m starting to suspect “Mark” here isn’t a real video game reviewer by trade. Aside from the very unprofessional behavior (short straw), he clearly doesn’t have the slightest idea what he’s talking about. And if he thinks those parts of Skyrim are a “horror film”, then honestly, we should force him to play the likes of Resident Evil, or Silent Hill, or Outlast, or Until Dawn or something.

Also, he thinks the vanilla game is “unmodest” with its women? Please, try mods that make women actually naked underneath their (lootable) armor. Mods that also tend to give them bigger boobs and butts.

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho

if someone feels happy about killing civilians, there is something wrong with that person as a human being.[…]I think my original instinct at 19 was the right one: Nukes should have been involved.

The self-awareness is non-existent in this one, it seems.

South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster #wingnut

Rest assured, we will fight them to the gates of hell to protect the liberty and livelihood of every South Carolinian.

Yeah! The “liberty” to die a horrible death and pull as many innocents down with you!! Truly what the southern states of ‘Murica are about!!

Matthew Coleman #psycho #conspiracy #fundie

And Qanon cultists aren’t considered and treated as domestic terrorists… Why exactly?

…No, really, what does it take? They shoot down innocents, they shoot down law enforcment, and they attempted a coup! In any sane world, these Qanon cultists would be the ones executed for terrorism and high treason by now!

tristhet #kinkshaming #sexist #transphobia

Ignoring the abuse of poor hashtags…

#Transgenderism is one of the most insane ideologies to ever exist in the modern day and age

…Just putting “ism” after any word does not automatically make it a genuine ideology. Plus, pretty sure the concept of transgender existed looooooong before the modern day.

#Porn should not exist

Why? I’d rather have needy & lonely people fap to porn than go out and harass someone out of badly-oppressed desires. Plus, even loving & sexually healthy married couples can sometimes watch porn. Either to get into the mood, or if their partner is unavailable. People watching porn does not mean humans stop having sex.

#Women are superior to men

Sounds exactly like people who say “men are superior to women”. What makes you any different from those sexist pigs?

nankingRoastie #crackpot #sexist #wingnut

Harvey weinstein did nothing wrong.

Oh, you wish to bring in the 'Did Nothing Wrong' meme? Alright, reading some of the posts here on FSTDT (and stuff in the news in general) can make me feel so misanthropic that I’m saying to myself “I now think that Thanos/Zamasu did nothing wrong”.

Seriously, I really want to believe that we humans are inherently good and worthy of existing. But douches like you seem utterly obsessed with proving me wrong, aren’t you? I swear, if I wasn’t a human myself I might not give us glorified apes the benefit of the doubt anymore…

Anon #quack #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

I can feel myself getting dumber

That’s ridiculous! You can hardly get any dumber (and still write) when you’re already this ungodly stupid.

C.T. #wingnut #racist

@Malingspann #98606

Calling both Hitler and Trump “uncle” somehow makes me think of the Followers of Nurgle from Warhammer 40k. They also tend to call the Chaos God of diseases, plagues, and despair “Uncle Nurgle”.

Yves de Mbella #sexist

…In the name of all that is sane and rational which thinking being would EVER consider that a good idea!?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #dunning-kruger

Chief Eagle Feather via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

Paul Kokoski #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #racist #conspiracy

The Bible tells us that Satan has the ability to "appear as an angel of light."

Pretty sure that’s because Satan/Lucifer was an actual angel before he rebelled(*). Makes sense that he still has his angelic powers, which can make him superior to all demons (hence why he rules them).

(*)And can you really blame him considering how much of an evil control freak his father is?

Never lose sight of the fact that God is your ultimate enemy. Attack God and all religion as something oppressive, hypocritical and evil. This is easily done by taking biblical quotes out of context to suit your own purpose and meaning.

So, in short, what you christian fundies do all the friggin’ time!?

Val Nek via Megan Rose #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

a base that is protected from energy weapons and other weapons that use a frequency to hack technology.

Kinetic Weapons Are Just Better and Magnetic Weapons. Your move, dumbass.

After all, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!

Stardust Studios #fundie

God’s son has been “coming back soon” for the last 2,000 years by now. Forgive me for not holding my breath…

Carlos That Notices Things #sexist #racist

Uh huh… Well, FYI, I am a western man and I feel bad that I still do not live with any woman, let alone a western one.

So, yeah, if you wish to be a virgin and/or are gay, fine by me. But don’t expect everyone else to want the same.

Archangel Michael via Sharon Stewart #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy #quack

John Branyan #crackpot #fundie #pratt

@Bastethotep #98126

As viruses show us, the distinction between life and “mere” organic chemistry is far muddier than one might think.

Makes sense. From what I learned about Viruses they don’t properly fit the common definition of “life” anyway, yet they aren’t inanimate either. Then again, isn’t it true that scientists still haven’t reached a consensus on how to properly define “life”?

It’s an interesting philosophical question, IMO, and makes one wonder, could fully-sapient Von Neumann machines (self-replicating machines) be considered “alive” without being organic even?

Dr James DeMeo #crackpot #magick #quack

He explains how the energy heals

Uhm, cosmic radiation is still just that, radiation. And that it’s harmful is one of the reasons space suits are bulky and insulated.

But if you insist on going on a spacewalk without a suit, be my guest. Who am I to stop an idiot from digging his own grave?

Seriously, lack of air isn’t the only thing that makes space dangerous. Lack of heat, plenty of radiation, highly lethal micrometeors, no external pressure… A human can survive less than 10 seconds without a suit while in space, so I heard.

Dennis Prager #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Look, Dennis, if you insist on being an absolute moron, fine. But at least have the decency not to spread your idiocy throughout the world like it was its own highly-infectious disease.

John Branyan #crackpot #fundie #pratt

Queen An-Ra via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Congrats! And I am the Immortal God-Emperor of the Galaxy (soon to be Universe) talking through Timjer. I am an absolute, almighty being that commands the greatest and most powerful armada in the known Universe! Commanding from my Death Star, I have fleets of hundreds of thousands of Star Destroyers and Star Dreadnoughts! All commanded and crewed by untold numbers of infinitely loyal androids! They will be the vanguard of my will as my fleet of World Devastators spread my influence throughout the stars, blacken the skies of every world, and bring order and peace to the cosmos!

Capitulate, Council of the Planetary InterGalactic Coalition, or you will be destroyed like all who opposed us. There is no place for racism you show towards Reptilians, Orions, and Anunaki in my universe.

…What, we’re not sharing our self-insert god-mode gary stu fanfics?

@TheKingOfRhye #97986

Obviously Erena Velazquez is a Mind Hive; multiple consciousnesses in the same body. And apparently, this allows for a loophole in the Planetary InterGalactic Coalition’s laws, that a single person claiming to be a Mind Hive can be their entire leading council with UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

Tim Pool #wingnut

Larry W. Wilson #fundie #wingnut #elitist

Lucifer will walk the earth, you say? looks at Tom Ellis Hmmm, I don’t think many people would take issue with that. And I’m not even into men!

Brian Niemeier #wingnut #fundie

I don’t subscribe to OnlyFans myself (I have other things to spend my money on). That being said, it’s good that they overturned their ban. Yeah, I know they did it because of pressure from the banks, but that just makes it even more hypocritical. Those banks want nothing to do with sexual content, yet they are probably utterly fine with helping corrupt corporate executives or domestic terrorists and other such crap get loans as long as it benefits them.

Gr8Believer #fundie

You know, for a supposed “great believer”, this dumbass certainly has a LOT of trouble believing anything that isn’t spoonfed to them by their holy book.

Arlo Calles #fundie #conspiracy

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #quack #conspiracy #wingnut

That’s fine and all, but when I think of a “godlike AI that controls numerous civilizations” I don’t actually think of the Borg (we’re not even sure if the Collective started out as an AI; it certainly seems not to consider itself such, if ST: Picard is to be believed), but rather more like VEGA/The Father (Doom Eternal) or the Catalyst (Mass Effect). Hell, maybe even Yggdrassil (Digimon), if it counts as an AI.

Besides, using humans as research subjects for diseases? Sounds more like something the Reapers (ME) would do using the Collectors as proxies than what the Borg would do. And, TBH, I find the Reapers more godlike and intimidating (and, dare I say, smarter) than the Borg.

Stephen Palmer #crackpot #wingnut

So StormTrumpers are like the Taliban? Well, at least this moron admits it… Though, sadly, he still doesn’t realize that’s not a good thing.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

Let me tell you something, Steven R. I’d MUCH rather fap and fantasize to my favorite hentai than be so sexually frustrated I’d instead endanger innocent altar boys by molesting them.

Not that you have done so, Steven, (afaik) but a LOT of sexually frustrated priests HAVE because they follow your insane creed.

Also, you think tentacle hentai is degenerate? It’s friggin’ vanilla compared to what’s out there!Things that’ll rot your fundie brain beyond recognition!

Also also, “sex is evil and I am horny”.

Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin #sexist #wingnut

In other words, if you fulfill your duties as a Christian Husband, and have a good relationship, then you're abusive.

If it looks like a duck, yells like a duck, beats his wife like a duck- Well, then it is ~~a duck~~ an abusive husband.

Fiyad #psycho

If a Pedo really cares about children, he should stay AWAY from them. Just like how an alcoholic should stay away from liquor cabinets and bars. If you know you can’t resist the temptation, then don’t tempt yourself to begin with.

Any pedo that willingly and knowingly takes jobs that involve young, defenseless children DESERVES to be castrated with a rusty spork! Pedos are inherently predators by nature, as the thing they desire are always defensless and innocent creatures who don’t know better.