The person I feel the worst for today is Elon, because all he wants to do is build things and make humanity interplanetary; and now he's going to have to spend so much time and resources fighting bitter little Democrats. Like a lion having to swat at flies all day.
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…and when $500 million couldn’t buy Texas for the Repubicans, so much for Elongated Muskrat.
A little bitter thing such as you is as nothing compared to what the Democrats politically own now, OP.
He wouldn't have to fight Democrats if he dealt with people fairly. But by all accounts he's arrogant, selfish, ignorant, and stupid--much like Trump. It's no wonder they couldn't work together for long: nobody likes to see their worst traits embodied in someone else.
Edited to add: And greedy
The person I feel the worst for today is Elon
“Won’t someone PLEASE think of the poor Billionaire?”
all he wants to do is build things
Yeah, datacenters. Which use up FAR more resources and power than they are worth, with most of the costs being paid for by the little guy.
And datacenters are ironically the most practical thing he insists on “building”. Not that he builds anything himself, mind you, he just steals the credit from those who do.
make humanity interplanetary
And that fantasy helps our current problems, how exactly?
Like a lion having to swat at flies all day.
Elon is not a lion(*)… But to take your analogy, even a massive elephant can be killed by a few tiny scorpions. Or even a swarm of hornets with nothing left to lose.
(*)Or maybe he is, male lions are not the alpha beasts you think they are. Female lions, however, are more so.
“The person I feel the worst for today is Elon,”
I’m old enough to remember the words of an ancient philosophy, which were popular when I was younger.
Fuck your feelings. Does fuck your feelings work for you?
“because all he wants to do is build things and make humanity interplanetary;”
Poor guy had a chance and the budget to end world hunger and said, nah, I’m gonna put a car in orbit.
The guy who decided on his own to stop supporting the side of the Ukraine war that was contracting f or his support.
The guy who couldn’t make high-speed rail wor, which i’m sure was on purpose to make sure people needed cars, which he sells.
Yeah, fuck him and his lifty goals…
“and now he's going to have to spend so much time and resources fighting bitter little Democrats.”
Weird how they’re bitter, huh? About his manipulation of the voting machines, his destruction of the habitat, his being an illegal alien while fighting against illegal aliens? Weird…
“Like a lion having to swat at flies all day.”
Aw, poor baby. Imagine if he HAD ended world hunger, though? He could then build anything and no one would question The Hero.Shucks, hoist on his own petard…
bitter little Democrats
Hoo boy do you have that wrong. We’re the ones who won on Tuesday. Maybe you haven’t figured that out yet? We aren’t bitter and we sure af aren’t little. Go look in the mirror if you really want to see those qualities,
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Weird how they’re bitter, huh? About his manipulation of the voting machines, his destruction of the habitat, his being an illegal alien while fighting against illegal aliens? Weird…
The entire reason he and Trump created DOGE is because Musk wanted to destroy departments that were investigating him and he also wanted to remove/cancel any contracts with his competitors. For example, USAID was investigating the financing of Starlink terminals in Ukraine. They were also looking into how some Russians may have gained access to those terminals.
Musk’s Neuralink was being investigated by both the SEC and the FDA. There have been allegations of extreme cruelty due to him rushing things. He wanted everything out faster which led to things like botched surgeries and other errors that humans make when we are rushing a project. The SEC was investigating because there is evidence that Musk has misled investors regarding its safety and the results of animal testing. The FDA is investigating because those at Neuralink have not been keeping good records and there have been a number of quality assurance failures that Musk has tried to hide.
The Dems really have their work cut out for them.
@Yutolia #269145
Yeah, it’s just silly how Ken Starr investigated Clinton for 6 years and found a blowjob that hadn’t even happened when he started looking, but anyone investigating actual crimes by Bonespurs or his friends is just a bitter loser?
Money Talks.
And with the way tech stocks are plummeting, it’s saying ‘Fuck off Elongated Muskrat: and the AI horse you rode in on ’.
The AI bubble bursting…?!
Confused?
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