The real name of Dr. Fauci is Juan Martinez
Uh….huh….
An army of synthetic robots
As opposed to the pesticide free, whole grain robots you can get at the co-op, right?
Will be unleashed to keep people in lockdown
Got stoned, watched I, Robot, got confused. I guarantee it.
Eleven is the number used by occultists
To identify themselves to other members
Naturally. Whenever I meet strangers on the street, I just shout out random math to make sure we're all in the same book club.
Thirteen is code for an assignment or sacrifice being accomplished
Well, it was, until somebody went and spoiled all the fun, so now they have to make entirely new super-secret codes for their evil-doings. Thanks a lot, Bennett. Unlike robots, secret codes for evil cabals don't just grow on trees, dammit.
Loosh which is soul spelled backwards
Wouldn't “soul” spelled backwards be “luos?” Or have I been using eeeevil space-Jew-Lizard spelling this whole time?
Is code for soul energy
Which reptilian entities feed off of
Uh…huh…
Muggles are humans who sell their souls
To serpent seeds for magical powers
No, Muggles are non-magical folk. Hagrid said as much. It's like you didn't even read the books/watch the movies or something.
Christians are referred to as grey souls
By fucking who? I've certainly never heard that phrasing used in reference to the Christ-botherers.
n the movie 50 Shades of Grey
The main character is called Christian Grey
And he was originally called…whatever the sparkly vampire from Twilight was called, since it's all just repurposed fanfic.
Point is?
A Monarch butterfly is a symbol
Of a hidden demonic entity
The butterfly has been used to symbolize the soul by several cultures for centuries. You magically deciding that it's demonic ex nihilo is entirely on you.
A new car is symbolic of a new body
True, if that new body is the new car's owner's shiny new trophy wife.
The rap singer Kanye is a crafted synthetic or clone of Emmett Till
Who was sacrificed to be resurrected for a greater purpose
Got stoned, watched The Island, got confused. Stop watching movies while you’re stoned, Benny; you're not smart enough to handle it.
Emmett Till was a 14 year old boy
Who was hung with barbed wire
The false story given was that he whistled at a white girl
And was murdered for that reason
Hey, holy shit! Everyone come look, I finally found a nugget of actual fucking reality in one of Bennett's endless psycho-haikus!
Crossed legs is symbolic of one who will be hanged
Or killed for a greater purpose
Pictures of Emmett Till has his legs crossed
You see symbols in wallpaper. Not everything is a secret code meant for the Invisible Legion of Naughtiness.
In 1947 a 22 year old actress on her way to stardom
Was brutally murdered
Her body was bisected drained of blood and mutilated
Her name was Elizabeth Short
Known as the Black Dahlia
Twqo! Two nuggets of fucking reality! {CountVonCount}Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha![/CountVonCount}
She did not keep her Baphomet Vow of Silence
We now return to our regularly scheduled argle-bargle.
Everything is meant to keep you in a low vibration
And not discover your true higher self
Well excuse me for enjoying movies while clear-headed, Ben. I grew up when a faded actress with a penchant for married men and seances told the nation to “Just Say No.”
Entities need a reliable frequency
They need our consent
But why do your imaginary ghosts need to play by the rules? It just doesn't make a lick of sense, you dense motherfucker.
We need to believe in ourselves
And now Benny has devolved into the moral of the average Care Bears episode.
And play a harmonious tune
Belief is power
Uh…huh…
Sometimes a mirror reflects the dark side of a soul
And does not reflect the physical self
No. No, that is something that has never, and can never happen. Mirrors can only reflect back what actually exists.
That is why soulless vampiric beings
Do not have a refection
Or because early mirrors were made of silver, which is anathema to vampires. Also, vampires don't exist.
Sometimes also mirrors
Are gateways to other realms
And if the mirror is broken
It frees trapped souls
Got stoned, played American McGee's Alice, got confused. Which is probably the best way to enjoy AMcG's Alice.