image
Unvaxxed Sperm is the next bitcoin
17 comments
In the alternate reality where “unvaxxed sperm” has any value outside of a tiny number of purity-obsessed idiots who have a bizarre concept of purity, it would be closer to an NFT… but not even that either, unless you had vials of semen where each vial came from an unique unvaxxed male and there was some way of validating this and rich people were trading them for some deranged reason.
Unless you’re talking about valuable for breeding and not trading, in which case… wha? Who even inseminates women with cryptocurrentcy?
Unvaxxed Sperm is the next bitcoin
Forking hell! People can now tell you to Go Fuck Yourself: as with that which doesn't really exist, you now think you're worth something.
OR:
...based on a circlejerk, it'll be called the cock chain?!
OR:
In Soviet Craptocurrency, money comes into you.
OR:
Quite appropriate, really: as women consider you to be worthless, you're Non-Fuck able Tokens.
OR:
Bitcoin & Cumcoin? There's a Vas Deferens between the two.
OR:
What you're suggesting is just a load of bollocks: so you might as well use those as currency.
--EDIT--
@Speakeasy
I guess that means they'll use GPUs to do so:
NVidia Jizz force.
I’m not a biologist, but if I recall my high school biology class correctly, things like vaccinations are not passed along, so yes, it would be like bitcoin: a mirage.
Vaccines are cleansed by the body after four days.
I had my booster in December. It’s Februrary.
We’re rich! And she wanted me to throw out those Playboys…HA!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
