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Mike King #wingnut #psycho

Aw, I had hoped that the death of his cat snake editor had left Mike King unable to continue the evil work. Well, it seems he may be dying of Covid-19, anyways. He will not be missed.

Lavern Spicer #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #quack

@TheKingOfRhye, @arp, @Spacewyrm:
Lol. I made a quick drawing of Emo Dr Lion Cat playing the Doom Clarinet. Very early concept art, obviously.
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Prussian Society of America #racist

As a Nation that is gleefully committing suicide

Says he who glorifies Imperial Germany and the Third Reich.

LockdownIsLame #dunning-kruger #wingnut #senpai_noticed_us

@shy #106990
1. I doubt they hate you specifically. They just see FSTDT as Them Stupid Degenerate Cringe SJWs.
2. …you really think they see anything wrong with their origins? They do not. Remember, this is a site that explicitly described its purpose as “exploitation of the mentally handicapped for amusement purposes” on its short-lived Twitter account.

Preston James and Mike Harris #conspiracy #racist #magick

@Spacewyrm #106913
Literally the only things true in this is that the Khazars had an empire that existed during the eight and tenth Century, that at least their elite around 800 converted to Judaism, according to legend after their khagan (Turko-Mongolic for emperor) chose it over the other main Abrahamic religions, and that they were eventually destroyed by the Kievan Rus’. Notably, the Rus’ only arose in the late Ninth Century, long after the Khazars became Jewish, their rulers only began converting to Christianity in the mid tenth Century (with the christianisation of their realm only happening in 988, almost twenty years after they had shattered the Khazarian khaganate). At their height, they were a great mercantile power, and they were noted for their religious tolerance.

That is the most unbelievable part of this, I think. There's absolutely no way they would let this king choose between Christianity and the false heathen religions of Judaism and Islam.

Well, they were important allies of Byzantium against the Kalifate, so clearly, at least some Christian rulers did see them as acceptable, or at least as good enough to ally with against a common enemy.

Let me guess: It turned out that the Khazarian King could not be destroyed, only sealed away, until he rises again in the immediate future to take over the world in the name of Evil once more. Only then shall the Chosen One, Champion of Prophecy, Lost Heir of the True King, learn of their destiny, gather the Magic Sword of Expylibur and the Artifacts of McGuffin and vanquish the Dark Lord once and for all.

But what about the Avar Yakuza and their Daemonic Vampyre Magick?

Dr. Stella Immanuel #fundie #quack #crackpot

Justin J Waters for Congress #dunning-kruger #sexist #wingnut

But I thought women being exempt from the draft was misandrist oppression by feminazis?

Also, how about NOT treating your soldiers, your citizens, indeed, anyone at all as expendable, period?

The 2021 Fundie of the Year awards #announcement

Oneliner:
- https://fstdt.com/YZMC47ZMJXVZ7 - »“Is it a red flag if she believes in astrology?” The opposite — it’s more of a red flag if she doesn’t believe in astrology. Means she is probably way too logical and masculine«

Gong Qian #homophobia #racist #wingnut

Another series of changes that made most Chinese netizens' jaws drop is that the live action adaptations of Disney's classic works The Little Mermaid and Snow White have changed the protagonists from "white" to "black" and "Latino mixedrace."

Okay, I must say: Her pale skin is what the name Snow White references: Skin white as snow, hair black as ebony, lips red as blood, as the long-barren queen wished when she accidentally injured herself while sewing one winter day, bleeding three drop of blood onto the snow-covered ebony window frame. That said, when have Disney’s fairytales ever cared about the source material?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #wingnut

And once again we see that the Republican strategy is so deeply based on abusing the weaknesses of the American election system that any attempt to make it more robust becomes a panic-inducing threat to their very existence.

Lundy Lawrence #homophobia #fundie

So you are allowed to disapprove of people due to who they are, but said people are not allowed to disapprove of you for it.

Rivelino #sexist

I know that this is supposed to be a really stupid gender dualism thing, but I take it as an admission that a woman would need to be lacking in rationality to be with him and men like him…

Etienne Charland #magick #mammon

Rompeprop #homophobia #transphobia #psycho

Well, at least he/she/it is honest about simply being a bloodthirsty sadist desiring acceptable targets for the slaughter, rather than hiding behind virtue signalling*?

Also:

Served transsexual genitals now look like splatter

I think the word you are looking for is “severed”.

* funny how alt-righters love that word so much when it so well describes all of the right-wing…

Child of God #homophobia #fundie

WORST FANFIC EVER

There are long, drawn-out torture and/or rape fics.

There is a fanfic where the girl from Jurassic Park is eaten by a pack of Compsognatus with vorarephilic descriptions of them eating her genitals. There is a fanfic where Tonks becomes Harry Potter’s slave without any possibility of resisting his commands after the death of Sirius, which he uses to rape her and force her to take the form of Bellatrix LeStrange so he can torture her in the real one’s stead. There is one about a real sports rider having sex with her horse (I presume that the author is not aware that uncastrated stallions are not suitable for riding).

There is Hogwarts Exposed, a series of softcore paedo erotica masquerading as a nudist author tract masquerading as a Harry Potter Next Generation fic, that is also extremely sexist to boot. There is Celebrian. And, while it does not feature graphic sex (but almost certainly only because the inevitable fic abandonment happened just before that, and it definitively has plenty of off-screen sexual horror, graphic violence and fates worth than death… much of it delivered by the “heroes”), Partially Kissed Hero deserves a mention - the best way to summarise it is “tinfoil incel munchkin turns Harry Potter into his DMPC for over one hundred long, rambling chapter”, or alternatively “Harry Potter and the Dunning-Kruger Effect”, and it is still far worse than it sounds.

By the way, I have read at least parts of all these fics except the horse fic through PPC or Das Sporking - notably, I have read virtually all of PKH as it was being sporked over the course of more than two years, but of the Tonks the slave fic, that was only the second of many chapters and I could not stomach it, so I don’t know how much worse that one gets -, so I can confirm they indeed exist. Morbid curiosity can be a curse sometimes.

My point is: I seriously doubt that “a good story along but spoilt for GAY S***” would be anywhere close to the WORST FANFIC EVER.

By the way, my knowledge of the franchise comes from Pop Culture Osmosis only, but isn’t “Aang is reincarnated as a lesbian” canon? So it’s not even the fic’s author who would be to blame.

THE MASTER CHRISTOS--ESU IMMANUEL 'JESUS' SANANDA #magick #conspiracy #fundie

Aton is the Sun, as in, he is Ra in the aspect of the actual, literal, physical, visible Sun in the sky. To Akhenaten, this god that one can directly experience, that demonstrably is the source of light and warmth, was the only one (or at least the only solar deity) necessary.

Which does not really fit with this maniac’s apparent Gnostic beliefs.

Etienne Charland #magick #mammon

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Etienne Charland, Emergence Guardian #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

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…and… I looked at the source what it is supposed to be and… it’s beyond crazy.

I woke up when I saw the volcano that reminded me of La Palma eruption in Spain, and the movie was produced before the volcano came up.

That volcano has been around for quite a while, and indeed, the idea that it could be a danger has been brought up before.

A few days ago, I prayed God to allow me to understand Metatron’s perspective, whom I haven’t heard from in a long while. This movie may be the response.

So you are aware that films take quite a while to produce so that a plot element seemingly referencing a recent event must be prophecy… but that same film can be God’s response to a request of yours mere days ago?

Etienne Charland

Charland? That’s pretty close to “charlatan”. How fitting.

Jim Bob Duggar #fundie #wingnut

@JeanP #106618

when pics by Peter Scully of a 18-month-old toddler being tortured are found on his computer.

…THAT bad!?!?!
Let me guess: The Duggars endorse Pizzagate/QAnon?

Devid R #conspiracy #quack #psycho

The 2021 Fundie of the Year awards #announcement

Kinslayer of the Year:
- https://fstdt.com/T6RQM_XMKC2XH - Ghanaian pastor beats his nine-year old daughter to death in an attempted exorcism
- https://fstdt.com/T47RF$B9VG4M3 - Qultist diving instructor in Mexico murders his two toddlers so they don’t “become monsters” due to inheriting Serpent Seed from their mother
– https://fstdt.com/8YYG$H76$8LG9 - Pregnant Indian woman is beheaded with a scythe by her mother and teenage brother, who celebrated the deed with selfies, for marrying a man they did not approve of
- https://fstdt.com/8R.M$5PTH_LKK - German conspiracy theorist kills his wife, three daughters and himself after his wife was found with a fake vaccination card

Ugh, this is a truly awful year in regards to fundie crime.

Various Commenters #pratt #racist

Marjorie Cole #fundie #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Just... How can all the fundies and reactionaries write such beyond overwrought prose with a straight face?

The 2021 Fundie of the Year awards #announcement

Site of the Year: Twitter. Because even after *finally* banning Trump after the 6th of January, it continues to be platform to misinformation and hate speech on a scale far exceeding any classical fundie site.

Zach Goldberg #dunning-kruger #racist #wingnut

Chris Aldridge #crackpot #fundie

Has H. P. Lovecraft returned from the Dead and converted to Hellenic Neopaganism?

Various TERFs #pratt #transphobia

Fjolsvith Aase #dunning-kruger

The D-U-N-S system is not exclusive to businesses. It is used by all kinds of organisations conducting business, which obviously includes governments. By the way, “just a corporation” is very similar to “just a theory” - something that may technically be true, but actually means something significantly different from the colloquial use, ultimately only revealing the speaker’s ignorance.

Branton & Timothy Green Beckley #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #wingnut

Chris Aldridge #crackpot #fundie

Okay, now it’s personal!

The Deep Sea and the fantastic creatures that inhabit it are so much more wondrous than your old tales of immortal immoral mary sues! They may be grotesque to the limited sensibilities of us silly ground apes, but this is due to living in habitats with high requirements of specialisation! They are not abominations, they are beings most fascinating!

As the cradle of all life and the largest habitat of the planet, countless lifeforms with manifold adaptions have evolved, far greater than human imagination ever could!

Also, the Deep Sea is home to luminous and aetherial beings such as the Ctenophora, creatures of truest beauty.

I feel such great fascination and awe towards nature and to the Ocean and its strange and wondrous creatures, and it is my calling to research it. It is the closest thing I feel to religiosity, and you narrowminded anthropocentic superstitious ignoramus are offensive and despicable to me on a level deep as the Marianas Trench.

Various incels #sexist #crackpot #dunning-kruger #psycho

In case anyone wonders what this micro-chimerism is that is sometimes referenced by incels:

Microchimerism is a phenomenon wherein there are small groups of cells in the body that do not match the individual’s DNA. They are especially common in women, with cell migrations during pregnancy believed to be the main source - they seem to have a role in regulating the immune system during this special immunological situation and also in helping in post-natal recovery by replacing lost tissues and increasing wound healing. On the other hand, for this very reason, they are suspected to be a reason why autoimmune diseases more commonly afflict women then men.

Incels, however, have latched on the term like creationists have latched on the Second Law of Thermodynamics, jumping to the conclusion that the old pre-genetic hypothesis of telegony, according to which a woman’s previous partners would affect children she would have with other men later in her life, has been proven to be true.

The 2021 Fundie of the Year awards #announcement

Fundie of the Year:
- https://fstdt.com/TDY4BPYH4GZTJ - A PragerU member whose theology may challenge Hypercalvinism for the title of most screwed up religion of them all.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

@arp #106334

Exactly. There is a conspiracy theory that the Ashkenazim (they probably don’t even know about the other groups) are actually descended from the Khazars and thus fake Jews. Never mind that 1. the presence of Jews in Roman Germany long before the Khazars and 2. Judaism traditionally fully accepts converts so they would still be “True” Jews anyways.

Matt Walsh #dunning-kruger #transphobia #wingnut

The achievement follows the book selling out in just 24 hours on the internet commerce website.

Hmmm, I smell bestseller astroturfing…

Karlyn Borysenko #crackpot #magick #fundie #racist

I think we may have a candidate that could challenge Hypercalvinism for the title of most screwed-up religion of them all.

Matt Walsh #dunning-kruger #transphobia #wingnut

Ah, the One Joke. Beloved by the people who gave us “I am a Nice Guy, I’m the Supreme Gentleman, and these uppity bitches will pay for not rewarding my door-opening with sex!”, “We know the Bible is the infallible Word of God because it says it is, and if reality contradicts it, reality is wrong!” and “I’m not racist, but…”.

Paul White Gold Eagle #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

The nervous system of the Noosphere of Gaia and of all her children are being upgraded and refined for the Higher Order at this time.

Yes, because clearly, what we need are Typhon and Antaeus made even more powerful.

As our Toroidal Electro-Magnetic field expands

Are you sure it’s not your crank-magnetic fields? Because this text very much feels like an attempt to cram in as many New Age buzzwords as possible.

Matt Lamb #fundie #transphobia #homophobia #wingnut

If there truly is a faction in current Western politics that enjoys the patronage of a God of Evil and/or a sinister cabal of the world elite, it would surely be the American far-right, being so chronically successful despite ostensibly being made up of total idiots and lunatics splintered into a myriad of different factions that really do hate each other as much as their opposition no matter how petty the difference.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Fjolsvith Aase #fundie #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #106290
I suspect one aspect of it is that the conspiracy theorists themselves are so invested in their supposed special knowledge as a source of pride that they never even think that someone who is in the known wouldn’t show it off.

SEO HELRUNE #magick

Both of us had noticed the uptick in otherworldly activity. We were both also getting messages from multiple people. Often from people who didn’t ordinarily experience our kind of strangeness, and that stood out.

Your schizophrenia is worsening?

I wondered what the effects of this otherworldly “bleed” would have on magic and what we humans can do with magic.

The answer is “nothing” because there is no such thing as magic.

Naturally (because I’m an idiot like this), I grabbed a stick and drew a sigil I use when creating portals into the sand and silt of the riverbank.
The effect was almost instantaneous: a shifting sensation that used to take more effort to achieve.

So you spooked yourself into thinking in paranormal phenomena are getting stronger, performed an action that you believe to have paranormal power, and you experienced not the paranormal event this was supposed to trigger, but you did experience an entirely subjective emotional state that you have induced deliberately before but found to be harder to induce in a normal mood? That’s nothing but psychology.

He even goes on to blame the apparent preponderance of witches in Salem on a counterattack by the devils

”Apparent preponderance”? He clearly had no idea of how bad the Witch Hunts were here in the home continent.

BeardedLuckDragon #sexist #quack #crackpot

Calling me a “dolt” and gesturing vaguely towards “the science” is not an argument.

Calling my arguments “idiotic ramblings” and making assumptions about my knowledge of the scientific process is not an argument.

1. All you have used so far were arguments of assertion and the Shill Gambit. You truly are a paragon of sound reasoning yourself.
2. You seem to be assuming that we see you worthy of serious debate. We do not.

Unlike you, I’m not a terribly judgemental person, so I won’t judge. You didn’t choose to be stupid, you were maybe just born that way! Once again, not judging.

Do you actually believe that? If so, you are the only one falling for your lies.

More insults. What does how good of a representative Bernie is have to do with this discussion?

You yourself made your entrance by strongly suggesting that the scientists who made the studies falsified their data according to their assumed political allegiances to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders over Trump (by the way, I’m pretty sure you did not open the link…).

And I never said that Bernie decides the academic consensus, but the fact that Bernie’s policies reflect the academic consensus goes to further prove my point about a general left-leaning bias in academia, and the fact that you acknowledge it is great.

Or, you know, the causation goes the other way - Bernie Sanders has policies aligning with the academic consensus because he listens to the science (which then may gain him the respect of politicians).

(Note: I am not judging the validity of the actual policies of Sanders, just your argumentation here.)

By the way, do you happen to be the pesterbot that used to go here under the supremely ironic names TimRattayGotScrewed and SolipsismIsBad?

Marjorie Cole #fundie #magick #quack #conspiracy

starlight432 #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Religions
Secularism/materialism

So there are no religions, but also no non-religion?

The following is what exists in a Civilized Galactic Society that comes to mind. This list is by no means complete:
Empowering spiritualities

Ah, I see. You are one of those to whom “religion” means all those other religions that are all false and oppressive, but not your own, which is not a religion but something Special, like those Christian fundamentalists who claim their faith is not a religion but a “personal relationship with Jesus”.

Padraig Martin #racist #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut #sexist

@Sasha #106201
Because they are CUCKservatives who only pretend not to be obedient sheeple to the Jew GloboHomo White Genocide agenda.
(Their belief, not mine, of course.)

Jim #fundie #conspiracy #racist

Satanic symbolism at the vatican

I assumed that he was one of the idiots who think that the Cross of Peter is a Satanist symbol, but it’s even more stupid: It’s just snake head pareidolia about some building.

[Picture of the St. Nicholas Naval Cathedral]
White men are once again building Cathedrals

The moment I googled it, I learned that it was built from 1753 to 1762, so no.

various TERFs #pratt #transphobia

This is one of the points I still struggle with. I have no issue with men wearing women's clothing, but where is the line drawn? Debbie Hayton's clothes are "sensible" and "non-fetishy", so the only issue is that because we know he's male. But "clothes have no gender" and "anyone should be able to wear whatever they want".
He's one of the ones that "just wants to live their life" but where do we draw the line for "good trans"?

…have you considered that this problem might not actually be real?