Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

Joe Canuck #conspiracy #racist #dunning-kruger #crackpot

The Rothschild Jews have a fortune estimated at 500 trillion U.S. dollars

Estimated by whom? By antisemitic conspiracy theorists who believe that even ordinary Jews are plutocrats?

Also, keep in mind that the Rothschilds are a very large and branched out dynasty - the entire family’s networth may be deceiving in regards to how wealthy any of its many divisions actually is.
But then, your ilk believes that Jews are a hivemind, anyways.

Federale #racist

@SpukiKitty02 #110893
Kritarchy is “rule by judges”, in particular refering to the order described in the biblical Book of Judges. So it is another case of “judical tyranny”.

Mazdak X #psycho #sexist

Actually, the Beta Uprising already happened early on the Twenty-First of Decembre of the Year 2012, striking as the New World Order was being established and a fight broke out between the Illuminati, the Jews and the Reptilians over whose New World Order to implement. However, later that day, the Second Coming, the Singularity, the Awakening of Cthulhu and Xenu II.'s invasion of Earth happened simultaneously, and unfortunately, the epic battles Aliens vs. Angels vs. Eldritch Horrors vs. Super-Science that followed proved too awesome for Reality, and thus, last Thursday, the universe collapsed into a new timeline where none of these events occured, with only the most Gifted of Indigo Children being able to remember the occasional glimpse into the previous world, a phenomenon known as the Mandela Effect.

If I was the father of at fourteen year old boy

Good thing that you never will be.

I'd probably have had a chance to lootmaxx for surgerybux.

I’m pretty sure that a warlord’s common soldiers, and especially child soldiers, rarely actually get rich from looting. More likely, you’d be lucky if you are left with enough to make it through the day when both your handler and the head bully of your squad are finished with you. Also, where there are child soldiers, medical infrastructure tends to be sparse, let alone such a luxury as cosmetic surgery.

Moonman1488 #racist #sexist #wingnut

In my ideal world, we could all bread young fertile healthy white 13-16 yo lolis

Aging does not work that way.

Also,

YOU ARE A HALF-BREAD! YOU SHOUD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORNE! YOUR FATHER WAS A VAMPIRE AND YOUR MOM WAS A WHITCH!ITS WEIRD AND WRONG AND NOW YOUVE BROKEN BELLAS HEART! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!

-JACOB THE WEREWOLF KING, Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen

Moonman1488 & oenz #wingnut #moonbat #racist #psycho

how was Mao a hero. He worked with kikes?

Considering where this is from:
1. He had a massive body count.
2. He was a sick bastard who used his power to sexually exploit many young women and girls.
3. Both of the above.

Chris Aldridge #crackpot #fundie

Funnily enough, RationalWiki uses this exact sentiment to parody the Argument from Beauty as used by more mainstream Christian Creationists.

imageGod put humpback anglerfish (Melanocetus johnsonii) in the deep sea so mankind wouldn't have to look at their hideousness.

Poe’s Law in action.

edward o'neill #elitist #psycho #racist #wingnut

Antwon Demon Hill? His parents were tempting fate.

Oh, and the quotees: You are bloodthirsty psychos. Just ones functional enough to realise that you can't take the initiative here, so you dream of a day where you finally have an excuse to live out your desire for violence.

Larry Bell #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

a country that fought a terribly painful Civil War to end slavery

A civil war started by the half of the country that not only wanted to preserve slavery, but expressly loved it to the highest heavens. That started a separatist insurrection because of the mere election of a president who did not like slavery, but had promised to not actively engage in abolition, only to contain slavery to the states where it was already legal. The North had tolerated - begrudgingly as it may have been - the existing Southern slavery for decades, at a time when several nations in Europe had already abolished it, only finally putting an end to it when the slavers themselves made it convenient through their treason born from hybris and paranoia.
Even if you do not know this context:
I really do not see how your country had to fight a Civil War to end slavery helps refute the idea that the USA have a profound history of racial injustice. Not only does it mean that you were not going out of your way to end slavery in general, it also means that slavery had substantially powerful support internally.

Miesha Johnston #ufo #quack #dunning-kruger

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Invisibles are Archontic entities which inhabit the lower mental plane around the surface of the planet and are the ones creating and manifesting the false ideas matrix. They are the beings responsible for ideas such as karma, prime directive, purposeful suffering, omnipotent God, purposeful duality, flat Earth, second law of thermodynamics as the ultimate truth, speed of light as the maximum speed, monogamy as the only choice, global warming, woke ideology, critical race theory, etc.

So everything but your own exact highly peculiar viewpoint shared by no one else?

Invisibles are entities that are almost transparent, creamy opaque blobs.

So they are invisible, more-than-semi-but-not-quite-transparent and opaque?

storyending #moonbat #sexist #transphobia

@Skyknight #110794

Obviously, any vile acts committed by women do not count because, obviously, they are pick-me gender traitors trying to impress the Evil XY maleoid penis creatures. Obviously.

Saruman #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

Tartaria’s name is TARARIA nut sutopia ok? Stp flming mah histry u prepz!

Moonman1488 #racist #wingnut

even if they were to genocide all whites, they would still be living shitty lives in huts in Africa. There would still be slavery, because believe it or not there were black slave owners who owned other blacks as slaves.

Er, exterminating white now would not retroactively undo any influences (for better and for worse) that Europeans have made on African cultures.

There would also still be police brutality, because guess what, negros are more barbaric than whites so therefore negro cops are more likely to be barbaric than white cops so therefore police brutality would probably be even worse.

You must be pretty ignorant of the history of both Europe and of European colonialism to believe that Europeans are innately low in barbarity.

Andrew S #magick

"I was wondering if good fiction writers, in the process of the character creation also produce something similar? Maybe this is why some fictional characters seem to start life of their own?"
I remember hearing somewhere about authors having trouble keeping prolific characters in the rails of their story and the character often taking over the story for themselves and the author pretty much just falling along,

It’s called “imagination”.

look into Robert e Howard’s relationship with his character “conan”, apparently conan would just show up in his room , smash shit, and demand that he writes more badass stories about him

You know, I don’t know much about Robert E. Howard (basically just that he was a friend, collaborator and fellow racist of Lovecraft and that their worldbuilding crosses over, primarily through Tsatoggah and Hyperborea), but generally speaking, that’s what is referred to as “humour”.

wereqryan #racist

If the image is supposed to show the evils of miscegenation, it fails to work on me, as usual.

Blonde iberian? They exist, but iberians usually have the med phenotype

Fun fact: The Spanish nobility was mostly descended from Visigoths and worked to keep their skin and hair light, including a preference to marriages with transalpine nobility, because it set them apart from the native commoners, as well as later the Moors and the Sephardim. This is where the term “blue blood” came from - avoiding the sun so that the skin is so pale that the veins shine through.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Fauci’s cloven-hoof feet

Pic or it didn’t happen.

When Fauci and the rest of the world’s lost souls stand at the Great White Throne Judgment in the second resurrection, they are not standing before God the Father, they are standing before His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ.

No, it’s Slenderman. He may not be wearing his signature “suit”, but the Chick Tracts all unmistakably portray his tall facelessness.

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #kinkshaming

It is not uncommon among social mammals for sexual actions to also serve social functions beyond sexual reproduction, and indeed, in humans, it very clearly serves a bonding function, befitting a species with such extensive and extended childcare. Sex is highly pleasurable for us, and we readily engage in it even if she is not in her window of fertility, and indeed, women retain libido even during pregnancy and after menopause. Indeed, unlike other primates, human women have no obvious indicator of mating season.

Also, I live with my mother, and my group during the rehab I had recently included mostly women. Women are very much capable to assign responsibility to themselves, and indeed at times even do so irrationally.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

Mike Lindell #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #god-complex

Let me guess: The plan is - and always has been - to imprison everyone but you, Trump, DeVois, your ilk and your criminal clans and use them for slave labout while you rule in unprecedented decadence from Eppstein Island 2.0?

Hugh McInnish #dunning-kruger #racist

In the movie Hidden Figures Americans are being brainwashed with the Fake History that we couldn’t have made it to the moon without sassy black women doing the math.

I have seen the film. The racists claiming it is an attempt to rewrite history to deny white accomplishment in favour of black women clearly have not. And if they actually did, it just shows how fragile their “white pride” actually is.

Paul Kersey has already pointed out that the flight path trajectory was actually developed by a white Southerner, Dr. Jack Crenshaw.

Anyone who thinks that something like that could be the accomplishment of one single specific person is an idiot far too wrapped up in hero worship and the myth of the genius.

But there’s an even more Politically Incorrect truth: we couldn’t have done it without Germans—specifically, Nazi rocket scientists.

So you do acknowledge that this is not the accomplishment of one person?

For that matter, we probably couldn’t have launched the Star Wars anti-missile program

Er, you didn’t.

and won the Cold War

No, we won the Cold War because we outlasted the Soviet Union and its satelites, who collapsed under their own chronic economical incompetence and political oppression and corruption.

Anon #crackpot #fundie

We have only been able to produce and store antimatter in the hundreds of atoms for a few minutes. The total would barely be enough to warm a mug of coffe. Even the annihilation of 1 kg (500g antimatter/500g matter) would only yield energy equivalent to 21.5 MT - less than the Tsar bomb and Mt St Helens, and that energy would mostly take the form of gamma radiation or even neutrinos, not explosive power. Furthermore, producing antimatter requires at the absolute minimum twice as much energy, since it can only be produced in matter-antimatter pairs - note that this is a physical, not a technical limit.
In short, antimatter generators and antimatter weapons are nothing but badly researched science fiction.

By the way, Saturn is nearly one hundred times as massive as Earth.

Oh, and there is no Devil. Even if he were, Satan and Saturn have nothing to do with each other (if anything, you should be looking towards the Morning Star…). And even if Satan were on Saturn, how do you know that you would not be merely destroying the Adversary’s prison, allowing him to roam free and bring about a true reign of Darkness?

Malevolencel #conspiracy #quack #racist

Covid vaccination already has established names among the crazies, most notably “the Jab”. If you really feel the need to combine your conspiracy theory with a bad attempt at a pun, “fakecine” would still be better. And if you really need to express yourself as an antisemite, you can just take whatever term you like and just add (((triple parenthesis))) around it.

Henry Makow PhD #racist #conspiracy #magick

@SpukiKitty02 #110440

I am pretty sure Makow is a so-called “Messianic Jew”. Basically, “I’m not a convert to Christianity, but…”. Messianic Jews (not an organised sect, mind you) present as Jewish, consider themselves Jews, practice Toraic (but not Rabbinic) law and Jewish holidays, and claim that Judaism and Jesus are not incompatible, but esoterically believe that Jesus was the Messiah (despite him not actually fitting any of the actual prophecies of the Messiah), that the Mosaic Covenant was dissolved and replaced by a new Covenant with Jesus with his Crucifixion (that’s what that lost-context thing about the veil in the Temple being torn in the Gospels is about) and that therefore, all Jews who do not convert to Christianity are apostates.

As such, I presume the “Jewish God” is supposed to be the false god of Rabbinical/modern/post-Jesus Judaism.

Humorous Mathematics/Operation Q #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick #racist #wingnut

Benjamin Fulford #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

By the way, I love how Fulford tries to mimic news reports without understanding by always attributing everything to his “sources”.

Ileana the Star Traveler #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

I’m calling it: she took her pre-school child’s doodles and filled the blank space with random cosmic woo buzzwords.

Bill Muehlenberg #homophobia #fundie

So as with all activists, they resort to euphemisms and they change the language.

Telling.

Benjamin Fulford #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

No, the Khazars were in the Ukraine and South Russia, not Kazakhstan. I’m pretty sure that, if the words are related, than only through they are both named after the same word, like the Serbs and the Sorbs.

Matthew Ehret #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Additionally, we spent some time assessing the de-regulation of finance from the Big Bang to the destruction of Glass-Steagall as another branch of the war against humanity that dovetails the growth of the NATO Borg machine in the wake of the Soviet Union’s dissolution.

This takes Ancient Conspiracy to whole new levels…

Fraktalreise #mammon #magick

TL;DR it’s the 80s “Airplane Game” pyramid scheme, but with a woo reskin. Of course, on another page, they deny that they are a pyramid scheme - if they have to make a statement like that, it is a pyramid scheme in all but possibly details and legality.

Oh, and that same page says they are all lightworkers (as a loanword), with their ranks including shamans.

PS:
Here are two English language diagrams from their gallery:
image image(They have variants with both 150€ and 555€ as initial payment.)

PPS:
Also, this:
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They are, of course, also into the Law of Attraction and into chakras.

Jennifer Hoffman #magick #ufo #crackpot

We begin the new year with a 6 vibration, much more settled and calm than the awkward 5 vibration of 2021. But this is not an ordinary 6 as it comes from the 2+2+2 which we only get once in a millennium and it underscores one of the big themes of this year which is energetic congruence and divine harmony. The number 2 is a pair, a couple, things that go together, resonance, sameness, and balance. And with January as a 1 month we have a 7 number vibration for this month, which is the number of spirituality, introspection, and creating balance within.

The word you are looking for is “checksum”, not “vibration”.

The American States Assembly/American State Nationals #crackpot #wingnut #mammon

ESTATE [FIRST MIDDLE LAST]

PUBLIC TRANSMITTING UTILITY [FIRST M.I. LAST]

I do not have a middle name. What does that make me?

Creativity Alliance #racist #fundie #psycho #dunning-kruger

SiliconGlass #homophobia #fundie

Homosexuality is the biggest lie and fiasco since the war between the red coats and our freedom struck many hundreds of years ago, when the King over the sea demanded tax we couldn't afford.

Wait, are you calling the American war for independence a lie and fiasco?

The 2021 Fundie of the Year awards #announcement

Malevolencel #sexist

Well, since most English occupation names do not mark gender, I guess it can be awkward in cases where both gender and profession of a person are important, but otherwise, there is nothing ludicrous about women being judges. Hell, one of them even made it into the Bible. No, it is sexism, especially such extreme sexism as yours, that is surreal.

Lovecraft's Cat #dunning-kruger #transphobia

The entire premise of Serano's argument (if taken at face value) is that that the AGP theory is false because trans people, their doctors, and their academic allies all say so. However, this is by no means a compelling argument against the existence of AGP and it's role in transgenderism. All of these people are biased in favor of the transgender side of the argument, and thus will always say what they said. This renders the argument invalid.

The entire premise of Serano's argument (if taken at face value) is that that the Knowing Denial of God theory is false because atheists, their doctors, and their academic allies all say so. However, this is by no means a compelling argument against the existence of Knowing Denial of God and it's role in atheism. All of these people are biased in favor of the atheist side of the argument, and thus will always say what they said. This renders the argument invalid.

Terhemen Anongo #fundie

Congratulation, you are one of the rare Darwin Award winners able to accept it yourself!

Michelle Malkin #conspiracy #homophobia

Right-wing anti-intellectuals: “Academic institutions spend too much time teaching students vapid abstract ivory-tower methods of theorising and dangerous critical thinking rather than just Cold Hard Facts™! We must outlaw all this Cultural Marxism!”
Also right-wing anti-intellectuals: “How dare academic institutions not give a platform to any opinionated idiot no matter how little support they have among experts?! Cancel Culture! Marketplace of Ideas! Censorship! Freeze Peach!”

Erena Velazquez/“Supreme Father of Fathers”

Now, Mother Earth is moving clockwise

So the Father of Fathers views the Earth from the perspective of the South Pole? Interesting.

David Jordan #crackpot #wingnut

@JeanP #110166

The Democratic Unionist Party [biggest protestant/pro-British/anti-Catholic party of North Ireland]’s views on… Young Earth Creationism? Am I missing something?

JE Aggas #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #racist #magick #wingnut

This is not merely emptying your gun against the barn door, drawing a bullseye around the greatest concentration of bullets and declaring yourself a sharpshooter. This is carpet-bombing an entire countryside, than drawing random lines while blindfolded, than declaring yourself the greatest and most subtle sniper of all times.

David Jordan #crackpot #wingnut

The Flat Eart is nothing nothing but False-Flag Arch-Fake Educated Stupid Sarkeesian Cthulhu Nuxalk Pizza Globalist Equalist Death Eater Satinist Prep Transexual Chinese Annunaki Mutant Clone Mayan Imperialist Sauronian Masonic Alien Vampire Pharma Cuck Hexenbiest Guamese Manajerk Shadowborn Telkine Swiss Royal Obama Soros Moriaty Vetinari Hydra Refugee Tzeenchian Technocracy Uyghur 13D Zalgo Kronos Lemurian Atlantis Morlock Globohomo Sarkic Goblin Cyber Witch M16 CIA NSA MKULTRA HAARP BLM BMI MIB KGB NYT FDA SJW SCP SPC CoE PPC EU UN FIFA OOC TPTB CERN LHC NASA LDS LSD CFR KFC ABC XYZ VLG Deep State Muslim Feminist Jesuit Anti-Christ New Age Monsanto Bilderbuch Rotschild Loki Matrix Mafia Dalek Warmist Occult Athiest Elite Darwinist Illuminati DeRo Skaven Bielefeld Coleoptera Zalgo Gay Romulan Sith Avar Yakuza CommieNazi ZioLizard NinjaZombiePirateRobot Psi-Ops Disinfo Arch-Hoax Controlled Opposition Nemesis Plot!!!!
Earth is a pyramidal toroid that doesnt exist!!!
WAKE UP SHEEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Is not informing the populace of what is true and to expose misinformation and wrongdoers the very purpose of journalism?
Impartiality does not mean refusal to fell judgement. It means to attempt to not let prejudice cloud your judgement.
Seriously, how can someone like this end up in control of a real major journalistic institution??

Jack Chanek #magick

@Malingspann, @Skide:
Fun fact: The house is likely based on traditional Saami granaries, which were built on high stilts - with supports that lead to a strong semblance to bird legs - to keep out vermin.
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Fat Tub of Lard #dunning-kruger

Well, it had more casulties than the Battle of Fort Sumter. Which is strange to not be listed here - yes, no one died, but it was the point where an armed insurrection (over someone who was against slavery but not an active abolitionist being elected) escalated into a four year civil war.

Lisa Renee #magick #ufo #fundie #conspiracy

The D: “Allah Gold, if a person wants to comprehend, that he must the square who study it the square, but only a little bit much more than only concerning. If you like to be a leads more astutely, that you must accept this more great power. But want the caution Hopeless Situation, Allah Gold, you only ask for help me then can become the ... the knowledge of the dark of the study Hopeless, in the fire of water.”
Allah Gold: “You say what?”

Through the transcendent moments of the triune unifier fire-water transmissions

So this is the result of alcohol hallucinosis?

Dr. Michael Salla/Elena Danaan #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Thor Han

Not to be confused with Loki Luke.

a former professional French archeologist, Elena Danaan

Did her career end because some unrecoverable misconduct of hers was exposed, because mental illness rendered her incapable of work or because she realised that the path of the false prophet was far more lucrative?

Now that the “Dark Alliance” has been forced to leave our solar system, the hidden ancient technologies are being activated so they can be found and explored by the Earth Alliance that was created in July 2021 as a result of the “Jupiter agreements”. Now the time has arrived for these technologies to be openly shared so humanity can learn about long forgotten extraterrestrial colonies, their advanced cultures, and technologies—before devastating wars led to their demise.
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Thor Han’s statement that this year, 2022, will be when there will be “complete realization and acceptance of other positive galactic cultures” is very telling, given that the Galactic Federation has sophisticated time travel technologies it can utilize for its future projections. His optimistic statement indicates that the Deep State’s hold on political power around the planet is crumbling, and that soon the walls of secrecy will collapse.

Now let’s see next year if any of her predictions have come true…