TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Ramona Lappin #magick #ufo #dunning-kruger

We are currently navigating the chaos and void of the Cosmic Womb, that we enter as we fully die upon our old, false self/

Those are indeed words, but are they supposed to go together in a way that makes any kind of damn sense?

Harmonica #racist #dunning-kruger

Bangkok or bust #sexist

"thicc" women with average and below average faces are in demand and are competing with skinny girls, and with it there came the adult influencers involving outright obese women, tall women, short women, older mature women, goths, geeks, Brazilian butt lift types, tiny flat chests, androgynous girls, even dwarfs...

Or maybe, now hear me out on this, I'm really going out on a limb here, but just maybe, guys have varying standards on what they consider "hot"? Fuck, I figured that out just from drunken conversations with my brother and friends.

卐Dadbol卐 #wingnut #racist

Many of you came from libertarianism like I did,

I guess it's just my personal experience, but damnit, libertarianism used to be cool. Or at least I thought so. Somewhere along the line, it got taken over by right wingers...

Charlie Kirk #fundie #wingnut

The Real Sweet Susie Q #crackpot #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

Kerry Cassidy #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

UNDER COG (CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT) IS JFK JR OUR VICE PRESIDENT?

Holy crap, that's not what "continuity of government" means, at all. You could not be more wrong about that.

But then again, these are the same people who will go on and on about the "Emergency Broadcast System" as if that's a thing that still exists, so what should I expect?

Harmonica #racist #dunning-kruger

like when English settlers in New England and the South eventually broke into two distinct nations, Yankeedom and Dixie[…]

Oh, by "Dixie" you mean the "nation" that was never recognized by any other nation and in fact was determined by the Supreme Court to have never seceded in the first place? (Texas v White)

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut #transphobia #racist

Marjorie Taylor Greene

I don’t say this a lot, at least partly because I think I’m better than just hating someone for the stance they take….but holy crap, I hate her.

Georgi Alexandrov Stankov #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Universal Law

That sounds a lot like “natural law,” which I’ve come to find is pretty much a sure sign some woo and mumbo-jumbo that ain’t gonna make a whole lot of sense will ensue.

Derek P. Gilbert #fundie #magick #conspiracy

I thought the “age of Aquarius” was upon us in the 60s….

GYEORGOS CERES HATONN COMMANDER IN CHIEF via Anne Bellringer #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy #god-complex

I AM EXACTLY WHO I SAY THAT I AM-

Popeye the sailor man?

AsianBoss #transphobia

Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male

Regardless of what people will think about your skeleton in the future, that's what will happen to all of us, so who cares?

Crystal Alonso #homophobia

“The kids that do have their, you know, they’re confused, or they are gay or whatnot,” said Moms for Liberty Miami-Dade member Crystal Alonso

Jeez, someone sounds confused all right....

Fusion Fade #crackpot #racist

Jim #elitist #racist #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Just to further elaborate on my point about 70s cars: The first car I remember my dad having was a ‘79 Mustang Indy Pace Car replica. Sure, it looked cool and was probably generally a better car than the previous generation, the “Mustang II”, but even though it was almost the ’80s, the US still hadn’t quite figured out how to put any serious performance in anything, with the still relatively new emissions standards and such. It was Ford’s biggest “performance car” at the time, and good grief, I don’t even wanna mention how much (I mean how little) horsepower the engine was putting out, lol. The base model of the 2022 Mustang would absolutely blow the doors of off it in any sort of race, and would be way safer, and deliver vastly better fuel economy to boot. Actually I think some of their cheaper small SUVs would too, lol.

(car nerd rant over)

Suzanne Maresca/Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

The EBS is looking like it will take place in August/September.

Again, the EBS hasn’t existed for 25 years, and it never was used for what these people seem to think it will be. For that matter neither was its replacement, the EAS, and it probably will never need to be used for that.

We’ll be a type 2 interplanetary system (think Star Trek)

Type 2 civilizations (those capable of harnessing all the energy of their star) were barely seen in Star Trek. The only one I remember was in the Next Generation episode “Relics” where they encountered a Dyson sphere, though they found it had been abandoned.

The Great Work #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Jim #elitist #racist #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Not only did we land on the moon in the 1970s, we had nicer cars

Nicer cars in the 70s? I'd dispute that. Unless by nicer you mean "cooler" or "better looking" maybe, but that's a matter of opinion.

Magda Lewandowska #fundie #magick

Brian Niemeier #fundie #racist #crackpot

@Croquemitaine #138483

He said "The Bible stipulates just weights and measures." So I guess he'd prefer to use such things as cubits and firkins and whatnot?

Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby bit about God talking to Noah about building the ark.

"God: I want you to build an ark. Noah: Right ... What's an ark? God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits. Noah: Right ... What's a cubit? God: Well never mind. Don't worry about that right now."

Jim Justice #fundie #elitist

But I thought they always said when a law passes that they don't like, it's "why isn't there a vote for it? Let the people decide, etc"

Brian Niemeier #fundie #racist #crackpot

and the metric system don’t real.

Jeez, is that even SUPPOSED to make sense? It’s objectively a more coherent and logical system than the “Imperial” hodgepodge of weird units that don’t convert into each other in any convenient fashion. Oh, and never mind that not quite all the measurements in the American and British versions of it mean the same thing, lol. I dunno, tho, as a guy who’s an American who lives close to Canada and also occasionally uses tools and such, I feel like I’ve used both systems all along…

Chris Aldridge #dunning-kruger #fundie

Angellica Goodson-Lord #racist #ufo #magick #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

I’m a liberal who doesn’t call himself a communist (more of a “democratic socialist” or is that a “socialist democrat”? I dunno lol) and yes, I think you’re extreme.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #quack #crackpot

incoserve #transphobia #conspiracy

These people are not a small minority. They are a group of seriously mentally derranged individuals

Just logically, that doesn’t make sense. Aside from the point of if they’re “derranged” (lol) or not, that doesn’t mean they’re not a minority.

Russ Winter #wingnut #conspiracy

crodish #transphobia

Dolores Cannon #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #magick

The explanations of Earth mysteries, including - the Pyramids, Easter Island, the Bermuda Triangle, the Ark of the Covenant, Loch Ness Monster,

I can explain that last one, he just wants $3.50.

Padraig Martin #wingnut

Franco is not coming to save us

This just in: Generalissimo Fransisco Franco is still dead.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot #mammon

For example, it’s no longer a secret that even the nation of Taiwan runs a massive underground air force base,

Yes, because that totally makes sense, have an air force base UNDERGROUND. Yeah, completely understandable.

Mike Wazaski #fundie #conspiracy

<Typical KiwiFarms UserName Here> #psycho #sexist

proved the accusation false by jerking off with his own shit like a god,

Uhhh, what the actual fuck? Not sure how that would be a defense against rape charges, and, uh….EWWWW

Eric Trump #wingnut

The American people are pissed!

Yeah, pissed that we didn’t get him earlier for something?

Babylon Bee #wingnut

they literally had a warrant. I thought the GOP was the party of the “rule of law” and such.

Retro Coast #pratt

My parents were both born in the 1950s. My dad’s parents were kinda totally “middle class” I guess, but my mom’s family was NOT well off. I think any of them, at least, would say that they didn’t have it better in the ’50s.

Jesse Kelly #wingnut

Andrew dobson #fundie #psycho

@Croquemitaine #137742

I’ve read an interesting “alternate history” series, Harry Turtledove’s “Worldwar” series, I think it’s called. It starts during the start of WWII, but aliens invade Earth, of all things. To try to not spoil too much, I don’t think the US nuclear attacks on Japan happen, but nuclear weapons are a key point in the story, and interestingly, IMO.

Zeeshan Ali #conspiracy #enbyphobia #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

This person just totally doesn’t understand what non-binary means, do they?

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Spacewyrm #137709

Personally, I think it kinda sounds like a really bad name for the “finisher” of a pro wrestler named Chris. “He’s setting his opponent up for the ChrisSlam!” lol

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

That's totally NOT what "continuity of government" means.

ELLIOTSECONDCOMING #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

It's important to point out one thing here: The statistical chance of a plane having suffered that kind of damage and not having suffered a more serious accident along with the Yuan death incident is the lowest possible. therefore, to say that it is coincidence is to go against logic itself

Bullshit. There's no such thing as "the lowest possible chance", unless of course, you're talking about something with a finite number of outcomes, like rolling a pair of dice or something.

Dr. Michael Salla/Andrew D. Basiago #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Andy discusses how future Presidents and public officials would be pre-identified using the time travel technology. These included presidents George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama and future Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld. Intelligence gathering of future events such as the September 11, 2001 attacks was an important aspect of Project Pegasus.

It’s always easier to “predict” things AFTER they’ve happened!

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut

They’re coming for your Glock, 1911, AR-15, and the rest of your rights

Lol, wow. They think owning certain kinds of guns are specific "rights"?

Laura Loomer & Various commenters #wingnut #racist

OK, Laura, you don't like the Republicans any more? Go put yourself behind the Constitution Party or whatever... yeah, get all the right wingers you can behind that, in fact. I'm sure that would work out soooo well for your cause.

rowanman28 #transphobia #conspiracy #wingnut

That might sound transphobic, but

Oh come on, haven't we all figured this out already? If you start out by saying "I'm not X, but" that pretty much means you ARE X. "I'm not racist, but.." and so forth.

Eldooro #sexist #psycho

If you think 10 year olds are too young, you really shouldn't look at human history.
There's a reason for the remark "if she bleeds, she breeds".

Well, thankfully, we ain't "back in the day" anymore, are we?? Back in the day, we didn't have things like phones or computers connected to the internet with which you could type such utter crap.

Matt Powell #homophobia #psycho

If you’re homosexual, you can’t multiply. The only way you can multiply is by molesting children and, like zombies, creating more child molesters

I still don't understand that whole line of thinking. Do they think homosexual people have some need to create more homosexual people in the future? Why would they care?