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Judy Byington #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

“The Time Has Come”

Trump: Execute Order 66.

Please Pray for President Trump, his Family, Team and Nearest Circle

Well, considering Prayer does absolutely NOTHING at best, I’m willing to do that.

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut

Big Tech companies […] have illegally suppressed the First Amendment rights of millions of Americans.

How many times must we say this!? Only the GOVERNMENT is affected by the First Amendment!! Private companies, by definition, fall outside of it and thus cannot surpress or break it!! If anything the First Amendment PROTECTS the private companies by allowing them to ban anyone they disagree with!!

You’d think that a friggin’ CONGRESSMAN would know the fucking difference!! I’m neither a politician nor an american and even I know this!

@wilsb8 #transphobia

we do have sympathy for mentally ill people

Uhm, no, no you don’t. It’s you GOP assholes who prefer to let mentally ill people be locked away to rot instead of giving them help they need to make them into productive members of society.

that shit runs out the moment they start violating others' safety and security

Shiny mirror is shiny.

Various commenters #wingnut #racist

I mean, I kinda get the whole “protocol of respectful mourning”, especially since the Queen isn’t just anyone (wasn’t she the longest reigning British monarch?), but that still doesn’t mean that you have to be a racist douche about it and compare that to protests for equal rights… Protest that were meant peacefully but got out of hand because of only a few assholes.

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut #racist

And we’re going make Congress RED in 2022!

I thought you wanted to make congress (and the rest of the USA) White? Or is this a freudian slip that you actually wish to paint the hallways red with the blood of all them dirty democrats?

(Yes, I know the color of the GOP is red, but just grant me this, ok? I don’t want to give Miss Gazpacho any respect or credibility whatsoever)

Lev #magick #ufo #conspiracy #elitist

Okay, I’m confused here. So this idiot is saying that there are too many souls to incarnate on earth and not enough human bodies, correct? And apparently, some souls are too complex(?) to be incaranted into just about any human body. So, to solve that problem, the “Matrix” decides to mass-produce biodroids/dolls to house said souls.

…So, doesn’t that just solve the problem? Why is that then a bad thing? I mean, at least try to have some consistency in your own madness!

James Lasher #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia

…”Pro-pagan”/“pro-atheism”/“pro-spiritualism”/etc. is NOT the same as “Anti-Christian” you know… But, let’s give you morons the benefit of the doubt for a moment and assume that it is. So what? Christianity is still one of the biggest and most dominant religions in the USA alone, let alone the entire world. If Christians can’t stand it that a fraction of the population is opposed to them, then Christians are still overly-sensitive snowflakes who’s faith and convictions really aren’t as strong as they claim it is.

Dr. Mitch Sutton #conspiracy #pratt #quack

Obligatory “I don’t think this “doctor” ever went to med school” comment.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

If I was Führer-

Well, then it’s a good thing for everyone that you are NOT Führer! And even you were, I’d say over 70%-80% of the world would in no way accept your authority anyway.

But, you know what? If I was God-Emperor of Humanity (instead of Führer of the Neo-nazis), I’d for one crack down hard on nazism & fascism myself. I’d also try my best to find a very delicate balance between freedom of speech and banning hate speech and outright lies.

dsar9013 , FailedArtist & Ugly_equals_Death #racist #wingnut

I just realized porn is legal because of jews

Sooooo, you’re saying we should be thanking the jews, give them our wealth, and treat them better?

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

What everybody else said. Stop being a lying hypocrite.

Lothorian Magick #magick #mammon

Alright, I’ll humor you. So this is an “extremely powerful” Amulet that can supposedly summon an omnipotent Djinn that will grant any wish and cannot be wielded by just about anyone? And instead of using it yourself to get rich & powerful, you instead decided to sell it. Fine, perhaps it does not work for you, as you are too “weak”. But sell that for a meager 99 dollars? On a random webshop? To just about any random idiot?

I mean, am I the only one who sees the lack of anything resembling logic there?

Merlin via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

Sounds more like Gandalf and/or Dumbledore than Merlin, if you ask me…

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

No, it’s more like all sane people will have a mass exodus from Twitter now that it’s fully possible (and encouraged) for you bigots to bully, threaten, and doxx everyone without any repercussions. And mark my words, once all “leftists” will have left, it’ll only be a matter of time before you turn on each other in search of new victims.

Jonathan Shelley #fundie #racist #psycho

@DarkPhoenix #145698

Really? Oh for fucks sake… And here I thought the news that Elon plans on firing 75% of Twitter’s staff (likely moderators and such) without compensation was already depressing enoug (*)… Man I’ve never been so glad NOT to be a part of Twitter.

(*)And let’s not forget the right-wingers always claim that “the ultra rich help the economy and create jobs!!!”. At least more than the insignificant poor people do…

@GodlyPatriot #wingnut #fundie

“We have the judge given freedom and power to recall god NOW”

Makes more sense if you ask me…

DePape, Greene, various Republicans #wingnut

This, this is what years of Trumpism leads to people. The USA is more divided than it ever was since the civil war (and even that’s debatable), and any political disagreements are to be solved with wanton violence and attempted murder rather than healthy discourse.

dasho #wingnut

I mean, I don’t use twitter either. But any chance of me ever using it is likely now gone forever now that Elon is going to turn it into a far-right echo chamber where everybody who doesn’t criticize him directly will be free to spread their lies, threats, vitriol, hatred, and bullying without restraint.

Also, what <@KeithInc.> said. Elon’s probably just shot himself in the foot something fierce, not realizing that not everyone on twitter is a far-right apologetic.

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

This is an invasion of our Country!

Yeah! Remember how people say that “the first country invaded by the Nazis was Germany”? Well, the first country invaded by the Neo-Nazis/StormTrumers is America.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

You know, you MIGHT almost have some sort of a point there… If it wasn’t for the fact that white people are NOT native to America; a nation built by immigrants for immigrants!! Imbeciles!

Donald J Trump & Various commenters #wingnut

Whenever people say “America for Americans” I feel the need to point out “when are you leaving for Europe where your ancestors came from and give America back to the Natives?”

Seriously, the USA they (supposedly) covet was QUITE LITERALLY built by immigrants for immigrants!! You are pretty much ALL descendants from immigrants!! How hard is that to get!?

Lisette Verdi #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #enbyphobia

He will offer to heal the sick, give sight to the blind, and heal the planet. […] Humans become their own god with godlike abilities. No death, no hell, self-will to godlike status.

…And that’s a bad thing because…? Honestly, as long as the devil keeps those promises, I don’t see anything negative about that. Quite the opposite even.

He will mock God’s creation in every way possible

Well, if god didn’t want his work to be mocked, maybe he should have designed us humans better.

Jonathan Shelley #fundie #racist #psycho

Ah, yes, I do still remember those bible verses where Jesus himself called to “exterminate all jews” and to “join up with my literal antithesis to do so”. /s

Seriously, though, what does ANY of this still have to do with actual Christianity!?

woodchip #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

I’m just going to say FUCK ELON. I never considered the og Twitter leadership “good” people anyway, but at least they had some standards. But by freely letting countless racists, fascists, and other extreme-right criminals back on to the platform (including spit Trump) to spread their inane vitriol, Elon catapulted himself squarely up my shit list.

I know there is a thing as “free speech”, but personally I think that (like many rights) it stops once you infringe upon that of someone else. What I mean is once people start using their free speech in an attempt to forcibly silence everyone else (like racists and fascists tend to do), they forfeit their own right to said free speech. Plus, by making it seem like those jerkwads are worth debating, you make them feel validated.

@GodlyPatriot #fundie #homophobia

God calls us to Worship Him

Real talk for a moment? Why? No, really, why? What does god, any god, need with worship?

Look, assuming that my atheism is wrong and deities DO exist in some form, I still call bs on having to worship them. I mean, what actual god would be so insecure in their own divinity (or so weak that they need worship from mortals) that they get furious if they aren’t prayed to 24/7? What does worship truly gain them aside from feeding their very fragile egos? Which, tbh, a truly enlightened and powerful being would have no need for.

It’s like a conversation from Dragon Age Inquisition in which

Solas (aka the elven deity Fen’Harel) makes a good point that any decent deity would not feel the need to prove their divinity all the time and demand worship.

Ron Johnson #fundie #transphobia #kinkshaming

“Heard from a former democrat/atheist” is the fundie version of the old “my uncle works for Nintendo” excuse, right?

Aleksei Pavlov #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #magick #psycho #racist #wingnut

Also, if God is on the side of the Nazi agressors commiting war crimes on a daily basis, then what’s so bad about Satanism anyway?

…Dehumanizing an entire group you oppose by portraying that as satanic vermin that needs to be exterminated. I see…

And Russia still pretends they’re the ones fighting Nazis rather than outright being them?

Blue Angels (and Seraphim) via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…If they are the size of friggin’ Earth then a mere human would be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR less than an inch tall to them. Do you even math, galaxygirl?

Also, someone send in Asura. We have some planet-sized pretender gods that need to be punched to death.

@usafortrump2024 & @DorothyJPS #wingnut

Saying I want to see Trump in the White House for the next 12 years (I assume fully unopposed), is like saying if I want to migrate to North Korea or live under the rule of the Galactic Empire, or the Imperium of Man, or the world of 1984. At best. At worst, it’ll be like living in a Post-Skynet Terminator world, or in a Post-War Fallout world, or in a Mad Max world.

…Speaking of the Galactic Empire; for all those who voted “Yes” I have only one quote for you: “So this is how Liberty dies… By thunderous applause.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut

@WhiteNoise #145259

I mean, at this point do most the GOP still stand for anything aside from “do and say the exact opposite of whatever democrats do”? You simply cannot win with them. You do A, they demand you do B. And if you did B, they’ll demand you do A. And that’s why I despise them the most, the have no integrity or platform anymore. They’re as corrupt and capricious as they come.

I swear, I’m not a fan of the Republicans, but I think I can safely say even the most Republican of them all from 60 years ago would be rolling in his grave right now.

The Grinch #sexist

Can’t be a traitor if I never supported (or pretended to) you toxic chauvinists in the first place!

Empress-of-Monsters #kinkshaming #elitist

F*ck off. While I admit I’m not always very comfortable with the large amount of Lolis (underage looking women) in Anime/Manga, since when does it promote bestiality!? If you’re talking about furries or catgirls, that is NOT zoophilia. Hell, I’m not even a furry, but even I do like the occasional Arachne/Drider (spider woman) , Lamia/Naga (snake woman), or Minotaur/Holstaur (cow woman), which are more “monster girls” than furrys anyway.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

looks like the plan all along was to unite the country against conservatives.

Ooooh, trust me, you don’t need Biden to do that. Trump was doing that well enough by himself.

@faithful2him #wingnut #conspiracy

Well, if that incompetent narcissist Trump hadn’t been at the helm for 4 years, maybe the USA wouldn’t have needed saving!

Nick Fuentes #fundie #wingnut

I’ve got an audience of energetic, zealous Christian American patriots.

How many times must we tell you!? If you’re trying to start and armed, violent and bloody insurrection with the intent to overthrow the legitimate, democratic government, install a dictator, and upend the constitution, then you are by definition NOT a “patriot”!!!! Certainly not when it comes to the USA.

You guys are USA-hating terrorists as bad as ISIS, not patriots!! How can you not see that!?

mrsmeyers , StayoffmyTERF & hmimperialtortie #transphobia

If a paramedic asks my pronouns while I’m having a medical emergency, I’d rather him just let me die.

If it was up to me, I’d genuinely hold you to that.

@Trini_Patriot #quack

Kanye West #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Seriously, why are people still giving this batshit crazy, narcissitic douche any attention? It’s just what he wants. If you ask me, Kanye is like the “black man’s version of Trump” at this point.

For real, screw Kanye. And I doubt his music can possibly be even good enough to compensate for his general assholery.

Various incels #sexist #racist

What <@KeithInc.> said. Just because we aren’t afraid of incels in general does not mean we want to give the few brazen amongst you psychos the chance to shoot us up. You know, like your “god”, Elliot Roger? Hell, I’m more afraid of hornets than of incels, but it still don’t want to be stabbed by either.

Various Blackpillers #sexist

Martial rape should be legal.

Now, I’m sure this illiterate dumbass meant to write “Marital rape”, but now I can’t help but think that he’s trying to say “soldiers should be allowed to rape during wartime”. Not necessarily better, just weird is all.

At this point there is not much I can say about incels that I haven’t already said. Instead I’ll just say that I’m glad I, as a single male, am slowly but surely improving my own cooking skills. Not just for myself, but should I get a partner, so I can also cook for her instead. Take that, stereotypical gender roles!

Seriously, the whole “treat your woman like a queen” thing? At this point I wouldn’t do it out of principle anymore, but solely to piss off these idiots.

Marcionite Christian Church #quack #fundie #crackpot

Permanently altering a perfect creation of God

If that’s the case, how come it can be so easily corrupted by a mere man-made vaccine?

Rebecka Fallenkvist #wingnut

Various fundie parents #biphobia #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie #magick #transphobia #god-complex #homophobia

…What the actual hell is wrong with all of you!? Seriously! What the fuck, man! Making a friggin’ child cry over something like that and feeling proud of it?! Way to be the true hate spreaders, cunts!!

You know what, this actually encompasses the American far-right perfectly. They’re all loudmouthed bullies. Confident and merciless when ganging up against innocents who cannot defend themselves, and eager to maintain the status quo where they can bully others without repercussions.

But here’s the thing, take away their power over others and they’re reduced to tantrum throwing infants like the spoiled brats they are. Seriously, FUCK these douchenozzles!!! There are no words to describe how I DESPISE them and truly wish them the worst!!

…Events like this make me loose my little faith in humanity. The only reason I’m choosing not to turn into an outright misanthrope is because of the victims of these jerks. They deserve better.

@DeanWWG1WGA1776 & @desertpete #conspiracy

Jana #crackpot #ufo #magick #racist #fundie #conspiracy

The VaXXX is there to create babies with no souls. The VaXXX kills the soul.

Wow, they must be pretty crappy souls then, if a stupid chemical can destroy them. Aren’t souls supposed to be eternal and created by omnipotent god himself to be eternal? Also, a destroyed soul obviously cannot go to Hell to suffer, so I’m guessing a lot of people might be happier about that.

Val Thor of the Intergalactic Confederation via Janet Doerr #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

…You know, if said “Intergalactic Confederation of Light” really wants to forcibly "save” humanity against our own wishes, how about they start by disabling Russia and North-Korea’s long-range missiles first? That might give them more goodwill, if you ask me. I don’t get why, for the life of me, the USA is their primary target now of all times.

Seriously, if I was in charge of an (mostly benevolent) ultra-powerful interstellar empire, and I wanted to forcibly save earth, then I’d rather start there, alongside introducing clean energy for humanity, better medicine, send in countless robotic laborours to help with infrastructure, etc… Upending the USA’s economy and election systems would probably be much lower on my list.

Napoleon de Geso #wingnut #psycho

~~Babies~~ incels are ugly, stupid, annoying disgusting little shitters and deserve to be set on fire.

There, fixed it for ya!