“The bible says that all men were created equal”
… but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastic go down.
See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice!
Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!