TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

various commenters #transphobia

Judy Byington/Charlie Ward #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon

forty-four of which are generals/admirals sensu strictu (four star, simply “General/Admiral”, highest rank)

Not that this really has anything to do with anything, but I found it amusing…someone who I know who was in the US Army once told me that in basic training he was taught a mnemonic device to remember the order of ranks of Generals. “Be My Little General”…the first letters being the ranks in ascending order: Brigadier General, Major General, Lieutenant General, and uh, just General.

various commenters #transphobia

The more I see posts from ovarit here, the more I think their theme song should be “I’m Against It” by Groucho Marx:

I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I'm against it
No matter what it is or who commenced it
I'm against it

Brian Niemeier #fundie #wingnut #mammon

To get first access to an epic tale of divine servants battling demons in an acclaimed fantasy world, join my elite neopatrons

“Acclaimed”? Acclaimed by who, yourself? And what in the flying fuck is a “neopatron”?

I’m almost tempted to buy one of his books just to see if they’re actually any good, but I don’t know if I can live with giving him any money, lol.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut #mammon

Wait, SubscribeStar? I don’t even know if he was on Patreon, but was he kicked out of there, too? If so, that’s totally amusing to me. The creators I subscribe to on SubscribeStar are those whose stuff is too sexual for Patreon, lol

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

Antisemitism just amuses me, kinda. The one form of prejudice that actually makes the subjects of it sound pretty badass.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Judy Byington/Charlie Ward #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon

They followed the Law of War Manuel.

Who’s Manuel, and what does he have to do with the Law of War?

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Maybe his diminutive height gave him a Napoleon complex.

The “Napoleon complex” is a misnomer. Napoleon was actually about 5′7″, more or less the average height for his time.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

@Spacewyrm #188771

It does totally look like something my VERY right-wing aunt would post on Facebook. I blocked her because I got tired of seeing that kind of stuff ALL the damn time, lol.

LordsOfLastLight #sexist #psycho

Whores know they hardly ever get prosecuted in most First World Countries, in some European ones prostitution is even legal

To quote George Carlin (RIP): “I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell fucking? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?”

Mike Stone #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

@Yutolia #188770

Sounds like this guy never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t like.

I was actually kinda gonna root for the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl (because the guy a few houses down from me, who used to work with my dad and doesn’t like him, is a 49ers fan), but now I think I might hope the 49ers win, just to see what this guy will say then.

Fritz Berggren #conspiracy #fundie #racist

Conservapedia #crackpot #dunning-kruger #homophobia

@Citizen_Justin #188742

I’m almost surprised he didn’t add a part about how baseball is a “conservative sport” then.

Valiant Thor #ufo #magick #moonbat #crackpot #conspiracy

the noted thinker, author, and philanthropist, Valiant Thor

If he’s so “noted,” why is this the first time I’ve ever heard of him?

Mike Stone #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Is the purpose to thrust pop star Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce into a position of maximum cultural influence?

Ain’t Taylor Swift kinda already IN that position? She’s like one of the biggest music stars on the planet right now. Just saying, I don’t think she needs that “thrust.”

Are NFL Games Fixed? The NFL is Rigged
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I actually looked at the original post to see what was omitted…his argument for NFL games being rigged is some questionable calls by the officials that helped the Chiefs win their last two games. Personally I think it’s much easier to ascribe such things to the officials simply just FUCKING UP. Like in the last regular season of the Detroit Lions, where a bad call more or less took a sure win away from them. I can’t see how that was “rigged”, because it ended up not really mattering for the Lions anyway. (they came within a few points of being the team to play the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, after all!)

Is the purpose to thrust pop star Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce into a position of maximum cultural influence?

Ain’t Taylor Swift kinda already IN that position? She’s like one of the biggest music stars on the planet right now. Just saying, I don’t think she needs that “thrust.”

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

The one implausible thing about this story is anyone caring about anything Kevin Sorbo does.

Ken Ham #crackpot #dunning-kruger

This Bible record of creation thus rules out

I’m not a Christian, so why should I give a damn about what the Bible “rules out”?

Danlboon #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

We may have to wait for the Emergency Broadcast System to be over

Good news, you don’t have to wait! The Emergency Broadcast System hasn’t existed since 1997. It’s been replaced by the Emergency ALERT System. And it was never once used for what you people seem to think it will be somehow resurrected and used for.

“Fun fact”, though: A lot of American radios from the 1950s or early 60s will have a couple little marks on their AM dial. Those indicated where you supposed to tune to in the event of a Soviet bomber attack.

Candace Owens #sexist

Women crying over a Barbie movie not getting an Oscar nomination proves, once again, that we are not emotionally suited to take on the same positions as men in our society.

I’ve seen men crying over the results of sporting events, is that really any better?

(if the Detroit Lions ever win a Super Bowl…which they recently came VERY close to getting to…I will be one of those men, not gonna lie, lol)

Also, why should we give a shit about whatever Kim Kardashian does?

Oklahoma State Sen. Dusty Deevers (R-Elgin) #kinkshaming #fundie

@DarkPhoenix #188651

How in the fuck do you idiots expect to enforce your dumbass anti-porn laws? Ban the Internet from the entire state?

Especially the part about banning sexting between unmarried couples. How the fuck would that ever work?

Conservapedia #crackpot #dunning-kruger #homophobia

Virtually no professional baseball players are homosexual

I think that needs one word added and it would be a little more accurate…like this:

Virtually no professional baseball players are openly homosexual

Obviously, it’s hard, if not impossible, to say how many players were/are homosexual but never were open about it, but according to the Baseball Almanac, there’s been over 20,000 players in the history of Major League Baseball. And that’s not even counting players in American minor leagues and foreign leagues. (which are still definitely “professional baseball”) Again, I can’t be totally sure, but I’d bet there was a good number more gay players that never were public about it than the very few players who have come out.

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist #wingnut

Nikki Haley is about Nikki Haley, a selfish female. She puts herself before the country, on an ego trip — she has no love.

So….typical Republican presidential candidate?

Candace Owens #conspiracy

Please watch this before adding any negative commentary!

I see so many people doing this shit. “oh, don’t say anything until you watch this ALMOST HOUR-LONG video!” How many people do you really expect to do that?

Vince LaRue #fundie

BlackCirce & OMalley #transphobia

It’s not only that we have no common cause with T

You don’t have a common cause with T? Then I pity the fool!

(oh wait, that ain’t the T they’re talking about…)

BlackCirce #transphobia

He is a man.

With that phrase repeated ad nauseam, I can’t help but think of Ms. Swan from the old late 90s show “Mad TV”….anyone remember that one, lol?

“he, look like a man!”

Candace Owens #conspiracy

The worst side effects I ever got from any vaccine were the same damn ones everyone gets: My arm hurt and I felt tired for a few days. And oh yeah, also the “side effect” of not getting COVID or the flu or the mumps or something!

H_T1998; Reasonable-Design_43; SnowMiserForPres; AliceLoverdrive #kinkshaming

@Thanos6 #188368

The thread in general is about deepfake porn, stuff that's deliberately trying to fool the viewer into thinking it's real porn of the people in question.

I admittedly don’t know much about that variety of porn, but I have to wonder if the people who do look at that kind of thing REALLY think they’re looking at “real porn of the people in question.” Is that kind of thing actually presented as 100% authentic? And do people really think they’re seeing actual porn of I dunno, Taylor Swift or someone like that?

Gilgamesh de Uruk #transphobia #wingnut #racist

Laura Towler & various commenters #wingnut #racist

White Americans care much more about their fantasy football teams than they ever will about their country or their race.

As a white American myself, I don't even play fantasy football, but if I did, I'd definitely care more about that than "my race."

PluribusDriver #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

Can we request to have the pride flag removed from the logo?

You can request anything. That and 75 cents might get you nothing but a fresh hot cup of jack squat, though.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist

What the hell is up with the “Martin LUTHOR King” stuff, anyway? I’ve always seen that as “Luther”. Ya know, the same name as his father. (who I presume was named after Martin Luther with no King) Is he trying to equate him with Lex Luthor or something?

daft one #wingnut #pratt

an electoral college that gives them an equal vote

Except it totally does not do that and never has. It gives the states a number of electors more or less proportional to their populations.

Paul Bury #wingnut #conspiracy

Liberals complained about elections when Bush and Trump were elected. Conservatives have done the same thing when Biden was elected.

When Trump got elected, liberals were complaining mainly about how the Electoral College system makes it possible that someone could win the popular vote by 2.8 MILLION and still lose the election. However, we weren’t declaring the results illegitimate, and demanding investigations and recounts and attempting a damn INSURRECTION!

Steve Kirsch quoting Stephen Petty #conspiracy #wingnut

The 6-foot distancing rule has no basis in science

It’s kinda just simple logic, tho, ain’t it? Keep away from people if you don’t wanna catch or spread an infectious disease. It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist to figure that one out.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

True “Biology” confirms designed DNA comes from a Designer.

I forget what they’re all called, but that’s a classic logical fallacy right there if I’ve ever seen one. Sure, “designed DNA” would have to come from a designer, but first you have to establish that DNA is in fact “designed!”

Babylon Bee #wingnut #forced-birth

Isn’t part of the idea of satire that it’s supposed to be funny, or at least witty? I’ve seen a lot of posts from the “Bee” now, and I don’t think I’ve ever found them to be either, in the least. I almost can’t believe I’m gonna bring this guy up….but for as much as “Stonetoss” is a vile sexist racist asshole, at least he was capable of a halfway decent joke at rare times. (ya know, when he’s not being sexist and/or racist, which is admittedly rare)

Eivind Berge #crackpot #dunning-kruger

sex-positive

shunning porn and masturbation

Ummm, I don’t think those things go together.

Male sexualism is just what it sounds like,

My first thought was that it sounds like some sort of old-fashioned euphemism for male homosexuality.

Cesar Marinilli #racist #crackpot

The Americas were discovered and developed by Europeans.

Can you really call it “discovered” if there were people ALREADY THERE??

Makia Freeman #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

Lauren Witzke & various commenters #wingnut #racist

Oliver Anthony #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Mira from the Pleiadian High Council via Erena Velazquez #ufo #racist #magick #conspiracy

Aren’t all the people who post this stuff just basically cribbing from “Vrillon”? Ya know, of the famous ”Southern TV broadcast interruption” from southern England in late 1977? I find that more interesting, because to this day, it’s never been solved as to who did that. Kinda like the “Max Headroom” incident in Chicago in the 80s.

Oliver Anthony #wingnut #dunning-kruger

I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day
Overtime hours for bullshit pay

So you’re saying workers should get paid more? I thought people like this were typically against raising the minimum wage…