"Transbians" generally keep their penises because they are heterosexual men who want to be with women sexually. And het men get off on sticking
their dicks into women.
"Straight transwomen" are gay men who want straight men to have sex with them as though they were actually women.
That’s not true on our Earth.
It’s only true on the other-universe Earth where…
…also "gay transmen" generally keep their vaginas because they are heterosexual women who want to be with men sexually. And het women get off on men sticking their dicks into them. "Straight transmen" are gay women who want straight women to have sex with them as though they were actually men.
…there’s a species of penguin native to Alaska.
…there are Scorpiantulas, that look like tarantulas with scorpion tails. If one attacks you, it’ll likely bite and sting simultaneously, delivering two types of venom.
…the Muppet Show had Finnish Chef.