biological men are a "different kind of woman" simply by virtue of wanting to be one (a uniquely MALE experience/desire I might add)
Well, yeah. It wouldn't be a female experience, why would women want to be women? They already are.
six foot tall AGP husbands crudely caked in clown makeup with a crudely concealed election pushing through their crudely fitted dresses
This is pretty good evidence that you don't actually know any trans women.
an avalanche effect that is causing the erasure of the female sex and its legal protections
I fail to see how 1.03% of the population (United States) can erase the female sex.
https://usafacts.org/articles/what-percentage-of-the-us-population-is-transgender/
you’re more likely to encounter 20 linebacker-size heterosexual autogynophilic men
What makes you think that trans women are all linebacker-sized? Consider that 1% figure again and climb down from your high horse.