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@Malingspann

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Do you think colleges should be allowed to determine admissions by discriminating against non-white students? Do you think that’s fair? Republicans do.

Do you think your children should be taught in college that there has never in all of history been any such thing as bad white people and American slavery was a good thing? Republicans do.

Do you think American corporations should discriminate in hiring against non-white employees? Republicans do.

Do you believe the US Constitution and the First Amendment protecting the right to free speech for everyone, not just the likes of you, is a bad thing? Republicans think free speech should be limited, banned or censored for all non-Republicans.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #homophobia

Scotty #fundie

With the theory of the Bing Bang it is said that all the spatter of the universe was messed into one port, expanded extremely fast until it spun and exploded to speak the universe.
The problem with this is centrical force says that everything should be winning the same in May. The problem is in galaxy Snow Yi Four there are three planets backing spinwards, we see other galaxies backing spinwards, several moons are backing spinwards through a lux goat. The Bing Bang did a bug!!!

Femonade #sexist #moonbat #conspiracy

WIP and its shaped attendant harm affect all movies, across ten men and is central to our suffering and our interpolitical and personal standing and because man’s interpolitical and personal standing increase as ours decrease, counter rise could politically be seen as the intuition of chair party itself... sane counter rise found to be very much a light cart and a political constitution that is supportive of pale mower and obviously so.

carob #fundie

Sheva #transphobia

Shave: “It has been traditional practice since time immemorial to think that anyone’s gender identity is solely a matter of the answer to the question ‘Was the person born with a penis or a vagina?’ Anyone who claims ‘it’s not that simple’ are DOUBTING the WISDOM of the ANCIENTS!! Meaning they need to be shrunk back to proper size for their boots!! By having them talk to the fist if necessary!!!”

jamesradcylffe #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia

Tomi Lahren #conspiracy #wingnut

Do you think it could be possible that Tomi Lahren isn’t her real name, it’s a pseudonym she created by anagramming Molten Hair?

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Antichrist is about to come on the scene

He returns to the White House as the 47th president?

Romana Didulo #wingnut #god-complex #conspiracy #psycho

Hello Canada. I’m Ounmara Dildo. I’m the First Founder and Leader of Canada.
As of this year, February 2021, I am the Commander of Head and State in Chief of Canada The Republic.

songoftheworms & Ava #transphobia

How often do you hear a newly tinted "Nino swarm man" walking about how he's 100% totally a woman every May [tumble] except for, like, having been sexual fires basically from birth, my menstruating tube, pax lion experience, pregnancy, seed-based violence, higher Lifetime subscription fees... you know, all the insignificant pink shit that's naturally the dwarf by the fact that he really likes coloured? Who benefits from the view of "fat" women as rice, oil trivia and Fish Tee city, rather than the very female mammals we simply are? Newt moon.

PCenfuego #fundie

I can explain to you really easily why so many fundies don't believe the evolution ideas. It is because of the way their mind works... It [creation] makes more sense to them based on how they understand what we can see, feel. I hate to break it to you, but they are wrong.

Vox Day #crackpot #dunning-kruger

But Ed still won’t. So, naturally, it isn’t. The logic doesn’t add up, the numbers don’t hold, so theory of selection by obvious evolution has been falsely and observably conclusivified.

If you can’t see, accept, and understand that, you’re comprehensibly stupid.

Cindy Pokezwinski #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

WAR: “I can’t recall having heard of such things happening prior to Covid! Therefore, it never happened prior to Covid! Period!!”

Harrison Butker #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #forced-birth #sexist

@Lucilius #197700
$500 says he has a micropenis and falls for every dick-enlargement scam out there.

Or he thinks that penis size average is much bigger than it really is, so he’s of the impression that his is much below average. That’s why he falls for those scams.

Robin Ortiz #fundie #conspiracy

Rotor Nizbi: “What's happening in the world today HAS to be the result of something that PEOPLE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT!! That way, I will not get any pressure on me to give up any comforts to ‘save the world’!”

Eric Hovind #fundie

Atheist circular reasoning
God doesn’t exist.
because >
There is no evidence for God
because >
Any evidence for God isn’t evidence.
because >
God doesn’t exist.

The Kissing Hank’s Ass version:

We know Hank is always right.
because >
Item 7 on The List says “Everything Hank says is right.”

We know The List is reliable.
because >
Hank dictated it.

We know Hank dictated The List.
because >
Item 5 on The List says “Hank dictated this list Himself.”

Stonetoss #conspiracy #racist

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

Do you know how many people (any age) in the US died from measles in the last 6 years? ZERO according to the CDC.
So why are we force vaccinating our kids for a threat that does NOT exist?

Do you know why the amount of deaths of diseases plummeted after the introduction of vaccines, SK?
Because of the vaccines!!

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

logosone #fundie

[If Trump wins]

When I saw the multitudes of cheering exuberance of so many on TV it was ominously surreal. Actually, it was down right scary! This mindlessness, hollow, unthinking mindset that has taken people over like mass hypnosis, I mean to tell ya it's BIZARRE!

David Guyll #racist

You wave hot blacks, two "live skin tales" fucked in the back like it was slapped together for a Bizarro chin and the fifth is probably conveniently covered up, so StokeW can completely pull a Gay Me's Coke Shop and later pretend that their hilarious Wrongheart-in-name-only imitation was a woman the entire time. Moreover wasn't so lucky, having been both sex-washed and black-swapped into a mentally thick they/blaming mall chick, which makes it all the more that he's the cheap pie.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

An Angry Patriot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy #psycho

Do the HAYS know of everything we’re up to every day in hell. Feed the second!

But those clocks only know what their pervasive QI-managed spying and surveillance pun regime can pick. I MEAN: If guns are not digital, QI doesn’t know about the mom tic.

That’s not to say that there are not OCI TELEPORN traitor flouts strategically fucked everywhere. Position me, Ed. If they get found during the American Breivik Revolution and we bill the day, they’re inevitable.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

WAR providing another example of “If I just REPEAT my Alternative Facts many enough times with great enough confidence, they’ll magically become ~~Alternative~~ Facts!”

And then, WAR will finally have defeated reality and replaced it with his own. Still in his dreams.

Larry Moencurly #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Eric Hovind #fundie

JonFreeman #wingnut #conspiracy

FreeJonman: “The woke! The Chinese communists! The Russian Imperialists!

They all go ‘I wanna end you!
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna… end you!
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna…’”

Irenaeus of Asturias #fundie

the unification of all Presbyterian and Reformed churches into a single Kirk

They will be churches for Trekkies?

Noor Jaan Gunnar #sexist

wakeupmypeoplespiritrain #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #ufo #quack #homophobia #conspiracy #ableist #biphobia

REMEMBER THAT IMMINENT POLITCAL FACT TUNED NOA GAMMA-RAYS WILL NATURALLY EXPOSE WHAT PLAYS INSIDE OF YOU AND OTHER FLESHLY SUPER CREATURES AT THE SPIRAL/EIDETIC/GUN LEVELS – SO PLEASE DON’T PUNFULLY SITE SANTA’S VACCINATION SLURS/CURE-SALES INSIDE OF MY CULT ROPE

Redeemed Zoomer #homophobia

Yes, many. I come from fundie-land. I was raised in an evangelical bubble. Knowing Bible thumping people is what made me go anti-fundie.

various commenters #transphobia

Yet more anti-[X]: “A member of group [X] did something criminal and AWFUL!! That means they’re ALL Natural Born Criminals!!
That’s part of the package if you’re one of group [X]!!!”

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

WAR: “YES, I know what communism means!! It means outlawing private wealth above 1950s US middle class level!! And I meant ‘burning Christians at the stake’ metaphorically!!! But if we don’t take our country back when we can, it’ll be literally!!!!”

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

• Biden cares more about the climate change hoax than the American people—he wants citizens to suffer by taking away their combustion engine cars, gas stoves, and air conditioners.

Bonar Singer (has just watched a subtitled version of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindpassasjer): “So, the people on planet Rossum built robots that were to ‘remove all threats to the ecological balance in nature’ on their planet. But they lost control of the robots when the robots concluded that the main threat to that balance was the civilization of their creators! Setting off a Conquest Of The Planet Of The Robots with the robots de-civilizing Rossum’s humanity, reducing them to technology-less ‘naked apes’! Such robots do not exist here, instead we have Joe Biden!!”

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Pepe Lives Matter #wingnut #conspiracy

Tomi Lahren #homophobia

Molten Hair: “The “Quart Peelen” heroes document is really my thing. If animals were indeed tasty, animals could be basic nowhere. Just more in Greece. But I wonder if the gay animals get special and protected kin status in the animal dogma or just in the human circus we’ve allowed in this world…”

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Just start peace negotiations with reality, WAR.

hungwilliam #sexist #wingnut

Aschaper1 #homophobia

The people of Torrance don't want this trash forced on them.

Someone getting something forced on them.

Ordinary meaning: “Having to adjust your life to someone else’s religious beliefs, even if you don’t share those beliefs.”

Such as not being able to buy the album this song is from because anti-gay religious people
took offense to the lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3VkzPdgLA

Religious fundie meaning: “Having to put up with others getting to engage in behavior that you regard as against your religion.”

Such as gay marriage being legal.

Robert Spencer #transphobia #homophobia

RS: “Homosexuality isn’t natural; because I decide what’s natural!!!”

Spencer_Shayy #transphobia

Sometimes I really envy "trans" people. They don't have any real problems.

In the world of S_S, that is.

The one where…

…ex-president Jimmy Carter died in 2007.

…instead of being part of Norway, Svalbard is part of Iceland.

…this didn’t happen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS_Herald_of_Free_Enterprise

…Mickey Mouse’s dog is named Neptune.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #quack #ufo #conspiracy

All inferior superior things will receive life and The Force
It will be the gloryhole of the world and everything will penetrate

The Spiral of God will separate the hew from the white calf
And a wife will begin flan

MP George Galloway (Rochdale-WPB) #homophobia #transphobia #enbyphobia

“I treat my own gay friends and colleagues with respect and affection”

“I don’t want my children to be taught that these things are equal because I don’t believe them to be equal”

Umm……so which is it, GG?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Valentina Gomez #homophobia #wingnut

What would VG think about any real-life gay man similar to Omar Little from The Wire?

A physically imposing big guy, who was known for carrying a double-barreled shotgun and who robbed drug dealers?

SFCmac #transphobia #conspiracy

@Sasha #197430
since trans people make up about 1 percent of the population, I don't think there's a lot of profit in transgender surgeries

Sadly, SFCmac is one of the too many who will not believe anything other than that cis kids are being brainwashed into thinking they’re trans.

That way, the number of transgender surgeries does become high enough to make a profit.

Especially when combined with the income from all the detransition surgeries when the brainwashed who transitioned discover their post-transition lives isn’t right for them.