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MikeDArmi #fundie

“Anyway it gave proof that perhaps there trully is an Angel barring trespassers into the Garden.”
IIRC, the angel was given a Flaming Sword. And it was to protect one Tree, not the whole garden. So were the wounds self-cauterized by whatver killed them?
If they were killed by the guardian of the tree, wouldn’t the bodies be IN the garden? How’d they get past the angel to get evidence of the angel?

J. K. Rowling #transphobia

“The subject made him incredibly uncomfortable. He simply didn’t want to hear it.”
Well, yeah.
When Wendy Carlos got the full bottom surgery, in her mind she was post-transition. To her, the dangly bit was not all that definitive
I readily accept that anyone who knows more than SQUAT about the transgenders is uncomfortable talkng about it with someone who ONLY cares about PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!
It’s not that we want to avoid the topic, it’s that we have little to no frame of reference to share a conversation with you or the rest of you bigots.

Daughter #fundie

“When feeling attacked”
Problem is, you people claim attacks because Muslims exist, Buddhists give invocations, the 1stA covers atheists, and the government is secular, as it has been since day 1 of the nation.
Yelling your verbal talisman isn’t going to make the 1st Amendment depart.

jream #fundie

“Please Dont be gay,”
Not really a choice…

“I saw a man at walmart today and he had the gay voice;”
Um…What? What’s the gay voice? Chipper? Lithping?

“which is a spirit that homosexuals receive because they are possessed by a spirit.”
Possession causes possession.
Alright.

“So don't do it or you will get really messed up and confused.”
I’ve known a few gays, and they are selcomd confused about sexual matters. They can even tell straights what THEY want the most.

“Dont give the devil a foothold.”
Foot? You think gay sex is about the feets?

mon chi chi #fundie

I have a wife. Kids. A Venus Flytrap (Morticia). Granddaughter. A mortgage. A lot of legos yet to assemble.
And you cannot find a meaning in your life without the supreme cosmic power sacrificing himself to himself so he won’t destroy us all for failing his expectations of us.
I would HATE to suffer that big a failing of the imagination.

Grateful4Grace #transphobia #conspiracy #fundie

So, creative people who travel a lot, and meet and work with a LOT of people, including non-binary people, are tolerant of non-binary people, esp. in their own families. And you must interpret that as part of selling their souls for fame and success.
How…original.

Boskov01 #homophobia #elitist #fundie

“The Slippery Slope was proven true.”
Oh, fuck it hasn’t.
The Slippery Slope argument claims that if you allow one perversion, say ‘Gay Rights,’ that makes it easier for the next perversion to gaina cceptance.

“I defy anyone to prove me wrong.”
Scroll down a little bit.

"and here we are, fighting tooth and nail to try and protect our kids”
You’re fighting tooth and nail. You’re resisting the next dip in the slope. That’s the opposite of a slippery slope situation.
Welcome to our country, learn the language, please.

Porscha #fundie

“Evolution has about 10-15 years left in it before the evidence against it will be overwhelmingly undeniable.”
Do you have any idea how much science is involved in supporting evolution? To junk all of it, in favor of creationism, you’d have to have evidence to reject the fossils, the DNA, every different dating system, geology, the list goes on and on.

“It already is pretty obvious that it didn't happen that way,”
That would require evidence.

"the tide is shifting in the academic world but still too many scientists have made a career of promoting evolution so they won't be changing their tune this late in the game.”
That’s going to depend on the counter-evidence thatis due (checks watch) about now, right? I mean, if you disprove the age of the Earth, different scientists will have to determine if that affects their discipline. Like, if you find an upper limit to how much DNA can change, that won’t affect the age of the Earth.

“It helps alot that evolutionists are so incredibly arrogant and dogmatic too,”
That’s describing the people who KEEP trying to teach the Bible in public schools and KEEP losing the expensive lawsuits, and the tax money spend on defending the idiotic.

“slandering and insulting anyone who has a different opinion.”
As opposed to suggesting that scientists are after their salaries more than the actual science? Go stuff a sock in your hypocritical fantasy life.

“This should speed up the rate at which the world grows weary of this silly little wive's tale.”
Keep dreaming.

remot econtrol #fundie

“[Title: Atheists, if we come from monkeys....?]”
If that’s your best grasp on the science, your pathetic attempts to accomplish anything here will fail.

“NO OFFENSE INTENDED”
How could someone so ignorant offend?

“f YOU come from MONKEYS have you ever had a sexual attraction to a monkey or any other animal???”
Our gene pool has evolved enough that we’re certainly no longer compatible with the ancestors. We’ve speciated.

“I mean FOR YOU it would be like making love to another human right,”
No, it would not.

“i mean we're all animals in your opinion, so I was just wondering???”
I don’t believe the question is asked with good faith.

Davis #fundie

C.A Skeet #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

“Wait, what's that you say? You never intended for pedophiles, rapists, misogynists, and little punk totalitarians to hijack the gay rights movement? Guess what? They did exactly that.”
Curiously, they did the same thing with youth ministries, the authority of religious leadership, the threat of ostracizing, and telling kids ‘if you tell anyone you’ll go to Hell.’ There’s a Christain authority convicted of child abuse in my feed every fucking day. Mighty few drag queens.

Noose #homophobia #pratt #ableist

“Despite there indeed being several sources for faggotry,”
I love the attempt to sound scholarly and clinical, spoiled by using emotional terms like ‘faggotry.’
Go cry in your beer, asshole.

Earsel Bill #wingnut #sexist #transphobia #homophobia

“but seriously I’m tired of politics being so out of control that you can’t play a damn game without being reminded of it”
Ah. So you’re of the camp that there’re two genders, men and ‘political.’ Two races, white and ‘political.’ Two identiries, het and ‘political.’ Two religions, Christainity and ‘political.’ Everything you don’t want to be reminded of is ‘political.’
But to the rest of us, your desire for a ‘safe space’ is about as political.

C.A Skeet #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

“But even if they weren't, nobody, neither gay nor straight, has made a convincing argument as to why drag queens or drag shows are appropriate for kindergarteners.”
So they don’t turn out like you.

Seriously, Early exposure to the art form will minimize your ability to gaslight them about the nature and motives of the performers.

I grew up watching Flip Wilson. YOU look at performers and see perversion. I can’t imagine your view, the paranoia, is healthier for kindergarteners.

Lightwave #fundie

“For as many evolution-mongers as you say support the dating methods as accurate, there are as many evolution-mongers who say they are not.”
This is not true. There are plenty of physicists who don’t give a rats about evolution, but study the science that makes many dating methods work.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

That’s a long a detailed list of things women go through. I suspect might have advanced your son’s development. Eugh.

“I would have told her not to let anyone touch or tamper with her beautiful body without her permission.”
Ookay, see, I resisted people trying to make me part my hair on the left I tried to shift from being a breast-man to an ass-man when i worked at a coed command, figured it would be easier to avoid giving offfense. Just not something i can choose to change.

So, I can’t really follow this idea that someone had the ability to fast talk someone into transitioning against their will.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“So you think God should step in and stop murderers?”
I don’t believe gods exist, Ray. But YOU insist there’s one with infinite power, and infinite knowledge, AND the source of all morality. The question becomes, a murder or mass-murder happened, why did the SOURC OF ALL MORALTIY do bugger-all to stop it?

“If you answer “Yes,” we will need to figure out what you think He should do.”
It’s not my problem, doofus. Your job is to justify why you believe God has all these traits but his actions closely resemble his not existing.

"But if He did do that, you and your kind would whine about God killing 18 innocent Muslims”
As I understand it, morality is doing what you know to be the right thing no matter the opinion of other people.
You’re saying God didn’t act BECAUSE we’d bitch.

“Then there’s the 58 million (plus) women who killed their babies in the womb. He should have killed them before they murdered their babies.”
Or, since Number 5 includes instructions for abortion, he might be okay with that.

Allen Berry #fundie

“My family and I cant wait to vist the Creation Museum. I will be happy to see Gods word open up on display for all to see.”
For all to see after they buy a ticket…

“As far as you non believers are concerned do you really think we evolved from apes?”
I am an ape. my parents were apes. Going back pretty far we’re apes. At some point they no longer qualify as ‘apes,’ exactly. And the farther back you go, the less ape-like we (our gene pool) become.
So that’s a yes.

“What did the ape evolve from? or any other animal for that fact?”
There’s a bunch of books that could help you, there.

“I believe in the big bang theory, God spoke and Bang it happened.”
Then, no, you don’t accept the Big Bang theory.

“And why dont you pegans take it a step further and work you jobs Dec. 25th since you dont believe!”
I have worked a number of Christmases, as a matter of fact. It’s still undesirable, because it is a national holidy and a family celebration. Pagan Solstice repackaged by the Church.
Nothing much to do with what i do or do not believe. Santa’s nowhere in scripture. Or the Christmas Tree. That came back to England with the troops that fought Napolean. But, sure, pretend that only believers celebrate Xmas.

various commenters #transphobia #ableist

“IMO, this trans fad”
Fad.
One of my favorite musicians,Wendy Carlos, initially sought treatment in 1960, from a doctor that had spent 20 years on the subject.
Your opinion can be dismissed from your great ignorance on the subject.

BurningSon #fundie

“Now, the reason you don't belive is because you don't want to.”
No, i don’t want to turn off my brain and just take sermons like this at face value.
You’re insisting that i KNOW an omniscient being is watching me BUT i think i can claim ignorance? That’s incoherent.

"You like doing the sinful things”
Really? Like what?
I’ve never killed anyone, never stolen anything more than a pen from work, never cheated on my wife in 40 years, and i even come to a full stop at yellow lights.
What ‘sin’ do you feel i’m loving more than a chance at paradise?

"and you don't want to admit your wrong and need God's help,”
See, there’s someone on TV at every catastrophe thanking God that they survived. But then, god chose everyone ELSE to die, how can that be justified? I’m sure many of the dead were crying to god as well.

"so you continue to be in the dark for fear that your sins will be exsposed in the light.”
This ONLY WORKS if i do believe in god, which would include believine he knows my motivations. So what do i gain from living that life?

sammywammy #fundie

“We aren't evolving..”
Citaton? If nothing else, we’re saving people with fatal conditions, literally changing the distribution of certain genetic traits, or evolving.

“if scientists think we are evolving then why don't they leave siamese twins stuck together at birth.”
First off, doctors and the parents make that decision, not ‘scientists.’
Second, that’s a birth defect, not evolving.

"i mean...maybe thats how we are "evolving".”
Stop talking so far over your head.

“oh and if we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?”
My family came from Scotland. Why are there still people n Scotland?
Same answer.

“are they the stupid ones?”
Evolution is not a wilfull choice, so, not a matter of smart/supid.

“and what happened to the little thumb on our feet? did it just get sucked into our foot slowly.”
We stopped swinging from branches, it moved to a better postion.

“and if my dad has a tattoo, then how come i wasnt born with the same tattoo?”
You inherited Dad’s genetic traits. Tattoos are not part of that.

“evolution is a load of BULL.”
You don’t undertand enough of it to have a valid opinion.

“God created us exactly how we are..nothing is changing..”
And, again, you know this, how?

“and well, if people wanna reject God, that is definately their loss.”
More stupidity. accepting evolution does not require anyone to reject God.

Caitlin Marr #fundie

“i just wanna know how certain people can believe that a tiny single-celled micro-organism could have "evolved" into the extremely complex, free-thinking people we are now..”
Um, I’m not afraid of complexity or deep time, and i understand how tiny incremental changes can accumulate. That’s how.

"and if we did "evolve" like that then why are some male and some people female? we would have evolved the same way”
Man, the biology unit in your high school science class was way over your head, wasn’t it?

LovingJesus #fundie

“It's kind of funny how all of you are making fun of God right now, but you'll see.”
I’m an atheist. Not afraid of vengeance by a figment of your imagination, no matter how cherished.

"See how he stuttered in FEAR when he said that?”
Should the antichrist be able to say that he worships the lord?

Buskanaka #fundie

“i havent yet met anyone who knows anything more than: evolution is scientific so therefore its true”
Ooh! Ooh! I know more! I know more!
Being ‘scientific’ isn’t enough to qualify anything as ‘true.’

"and it's been proven”
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, it’s one of the best supported scientific theories in science, but we’re technically one discovery away from having to junk it.

“and it disproves God”
You need to talk to a theistic evolution supporter.

David Thomas #fundie

“Polls repeatedly show that Evangelical Christians are the happiest.”
No evangelical will admit to any weakness, fear, or insecurity with God in their life.

"Atheists are way down the happiness list, as exemplified”
Wait, exemplified? What are THEIR survey results? You’re comparing apples and imaginary surveys.

“by their bitter behaviour on HYS and other internet forums.”
Maybe it only seems bitter to you because you take it personally. I enjoy pointing out Christain hypocrisy. And the evangelical boards are, to use the phrase, “fucking full of it.”

Ken Ham #conspiracy #wingnut

“Because the historical science (the “earthly things”) in the Bible is true, the moral and spiritual teachings based in that history are true”
But if you can NOT trust the morality of the Bible, you cannot trust the rest of it.
The Bible teaches that if you free a slave, you still get to own his wife and kids. This is fucked up. Owning someone is wrong by modern morality, owning someone because you owned their parents, also immoral, by modern Christain standards.
And don’t pretend ‘slavery was different’ back then, if the guy did not want to leave his family, you are directed to punch an awl through his ear and keep him as a slave forever. THis is not how voluntary servants are treated.
So, THAT’S wrong.
The biology that says striped sticks make striped goats, that’s an experiment you can perform yourself. It’s not how biology works.
Two strikes.
There’s no reason to think the authors got it better for spirituality.

CaiperLane #fundie

“As I have always said.....there is NO such thing as a true atheist.”
How many atheists have you closely surveyed in order to establish this?
Or have you always just been a bigot?

“Label them what they really are. God haters.”
You know, i was still searching for God when i realized i’d become an atheist. Still open to the possibility. But i’ll need actual evidence. Not poor math, not presuppositional arguments, poor science, carefully edited word definitions, science denial, and conspiracy theories.

Oh, and platitudes. SO Many platitudes. You’ll understand when you’re older, you’ll understand when it’s too late, how dare you question God, you just don’t WANT to believe. Feh.
What have YOU got?

Victor #fundie

“doesn't say it or anything about God (it was understood so there was noneed)”
Do you know fuck-all about US History or are you addled?

Bill of Rights.

The founding Fathers wanted a government that wouldn’t allow leaders to define treason on the spot, or allow religion to have power in the government, to unilaterally disarm the citizens, to bivouac troops in private homes, but they felt this was obvious. It’s not in the original. The population of the new country IMMEDIATELY demanded that limitations of the government be spelled out, and thus the first ten ammendments. Because they wantee everything spelled out.
That would have been a great time to spell out Christainity’s role in the government, right after the part where they said no official government religion.

black lives matter ! #racist

White man with a gun kills a few dozen, he’s insane, can’t use that to judge white people or gun proliferation in the country.
Black woman does insane stuff, that’s the benchmark for the whole fuckin’ race.

Of course…

Chesterton #fundie

“I don’t see how an atheist has any way of demonstrating that rape and murder are wrong.”

We don’t demonstrate it.
We do argue that secular ethics tend to try to minimize the harm done to others.Demonstrating that would involve us raping you and asking if you were harmed, and judging it on a scale of 1 to 10.

Jennifer #fundie

“Why do 'good' atheists think there good?”
Simply because we know how to use ’they’re.’

“Don't they know that they get there internal thoughts from God?”
Their.
I really doubt it. I detest slavery. I find genocide an abomination. I respect women. I cannot understand why anyone supports ‘hell.’
So, none of THOSE thoughts come from your skybeast.

“Even democracy itself comes originally from Christian values....”
Nooooo. Christainity is not mentioned in the federalist papers anywhere.

“Do Atheist know that when they behave thereself and are good where it comes from? Try and think about it!!”
I don’t kill anyone who works on Sunday. That behavior is not god-breathed.

AV1611VET #fundie

Evidence cannot be wrong, it’s the interpretation that does or does not support superstitious nonsense.
The varves show 20 million annual layers. The scientific process would tend to interpret that as meaning the river’s been running for at LEAST 20 million years. Hovind thinks that ‘annual’ could be ‘semiannual,’ so the river’s only 10 million years old.

RaceBannon #fundie

No, no, you’re right. You should learn all the signs for Muslim, Jewish, and Mormon dietary laws and avoid all those products.
And anything else with those stamps, like toothepaste and crackers.
Your god is SO weak, he cannot compete with mere superstitions, you need your house ot be a Safe Space for God.
OH! and avoid Kosher Salt!

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“PRIDE has become a catch-all for our culture’s outcasts and losers.”
An attitude that ensure the continued need for PRIDE. I think of PRIDE as more of a shelter from hateful idiots like you.

“If I were an L, a G, or a B, I would be downright resentful of my movement’s colonization by those who are weird and/or unattractive, sometimes because of their own choices.”
So you insist that if you were a member of the downtrodden, you’d still insist on bullying those you currently think deserve being downtrodden.
Please fuck a chainsaw.

“I saw evidence of furry culture in this PRIDE event”
So, PRIDE participants don’t judge people based on their non-mainstream interests. How shocking.

“(Aside: here’s a question for other Generation X-parents of generation Z-kids out there: can you imagine going to a PRIDE event or an ACT-UP demonstration in the 1980s or early 1990s with your mommies?”
Um, yeah. My mom took me to a Wicca ceremony. In the 70s. In South Central Idaho. I don’t remember much except how the letters to the editor had to be heavily censored.

"I was so embarrassed for this woman”
Who clearly doesn’t want your pity.

“and her daughter, who is probably autistic or has some other emotional or developmental delays.”
Wonderful diagnosis as you didn’t even get close enough to tell for sure if it was a girl.

“Perhaps the mother has autism too—who knows?”
Not you.

“Whatever happened to privacy and boundaries within families?”
Why are you judging and diagnosing outside your family, then?

"Do parents now really want to know so much about their children’s sexual fetishes and porn-influenced tastes?)”
We want to keep our kids alive and happy. That includes acceptance. And NOT TERF efforts to deny its reality.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie

“For those who believe all life arose by evolutionary processes over millions of years, their worldview built on this causes them to look at the evidence of the present to interpret it within the evolutionary history they believe. They believe one kind of animal changed into a different kind over millions of years.”
No, we really don’t. Most of those who accept evolution don’t use fuzzy fucking words like ‘kind,’ do they?

“Thus, they look for supposed transitional forms or links between creatures to supposedly show this evolutionary past. When they don’t find the link, they say it is missing. Think about the term “missing links.””
A term no one uses anymore, Ken. Except creationists.

“Are the links missing or is it that they weren’t there in the first place?”
The links we imagined long ago weren’t there in the first place. We know a lot more about evolution, and transition, now.

"If one used the foundation of God’s Word in Genesis to build their worldview, then one would expect to find animals existing in groups or kinds, with great variation within a kind (e.g., different species within each kind) but no evidence of links between different kinds.”
Well, if one used the foundation of taking God’s Word in Genesis LITERALLY, then you have to believe that life is limited to those that breathe through nostrils. This moves the study of insects, and fish, from biology to self-animating mechanics, but solves the issue of abortion right quick.

“Actually, the evidence directly fits with the model built on God’s Word, not the model built in man’s word about evolution.”
Except it doesn’t. The same science that can’t find the missing links, which your argument depends on, is the science that is NOT LOOKING for the links, because it found a better model.

“Evolution is a blind faith belief.”
Except it isn’t. Clearly, though, DENYING evolution doesn’t require knowing a fucking thing about it, so denialism is blind faith.

Darwin Was Wrong #fundie

“Hey stupid evolutionists,if”
Speaking of stupid, there should be a comma after ‘Hey,’ and a space of the comma you DID include.

“I'm related to monkeys”
You’re related to every living thing on Earth, even the pigs at the BBQ, and the cows in the burgers.

“then how come I never see any at my family reunions?”
You see apes at your reunions. You do not understand enough about evolution to adequately mock it, or anyone who accepts it.

“Answer me that oh wise ones!”
The answer is that you don’t invite them. You’re socially stunted and too greedy to share the potato chips. Not the fault of evolutionary theory.

TheVegasGambler #fundie

“You know whenever society goes "aww they are such a cute couple".... thats really just code for "aww they are equally attractive and probably wont cheat on eachother".”
Your universal translator is on the fritz.
It literally means they look cute together. ONLY incels think in terms of looksmatch.
And with a divorce rate of 50% in the country, no one about the (mental) age of 7 thinks that you visually tell who will be faithful.

"Bonus points if they look like they will age the same way and decline in SMV at the same rate.”
You can tell the future by looking at someone? What are the visual indices of SMV decline?
Wait, forget that bullshit.
SMV is how you guys judge women, whether or not you’re jealous of the guy that’s dating her. The SMV for a male is how women would be jealous of his girlfriend. They’re two completely different scales.
And no one judges a ‘cute couple’ by how they’ll age. SOciety isn’t that nuanced in your fantasy world concepts.

"Love is simply two people finding their physical looksmatch.”
Hmmm. Explain interracial relationships, then. We do not match.

"Hypergamous couples cannot love eachother ”
Once more, the incel dismisses anyone else’s happiness as unreal because HE has blue balls.

ProtoMario #fundie

We never wanted to give him launch codes, but we didn’t think he deserved to be murdered in the street.
But if you think all felons deserve a death sentence without judge, jury, or lawyers, let us know, please. Preferably before November.

ddlewis86 #fundie

So, the guy who created EVERYTHING, including, say, nuclear decay, cannot just GIVE us the knowledge to make nuclear power.
And He couldn’t lead two ibred idiots to develop it with His guidance.
And He couldn’t teach some tobacco farmer how to engineer a reactor, he needs some really smart physicists and engineers.
And they can’t understand God’s teaching right there in one work week, they have to spend a few years tinkering.

Seems like your skybeast cannot do ANYTHING unless some humans do it for him.
Like write the bible.
Like sacrifice His son to Him to get Him to not kill sinners for His sake, in His glory, instead.
Nope. God is always one step removed from the miracles.

Henry #racist

“She came to visit us recently and she brought her boyfriend along who is black. This kills me deep inside.”
Hope you crawl away to the racist graveyard before you die, so no one finds the body.

"He is so tall (6"8) and ugly.”
Why is his height a complaint?

“He is probably the most black thing i have seen.”
Please define ‘black’ in this context?
The MOST black? As in what, skin color, musical tastes, religion, what?

"I mean he is so black that i cant see him when the lights are dim.”
I have the same experience with my wife. Why is that a problem? Are you afraid he’s sneaking up on you?

“I mean my daughter is so beautiful, what the hell does she find in him.”
Didja ask her?

“Its like a beautiful angel with an overgrown ape.”
Your daughter IS an ape, friend.

“Mind you i am not racist but my daughter can do so much better than this.”
Better than a man of this race, the racist said.

“She told my wife that she wants to marry this guy someday. I am totally devastated.”
For purely non-racist reasons, i assume? What, is he majoring in petrochemical engineering? Tobacco field maintenance? Coal mining?

“She does not realize that this is unchristian.”
Chapter and verse, please? Pretty please?

“ Can some one tell me how to make my daughter leave this pig.”
PIG? But you’re not racist?
I guess we need you to define ‘racist,’ too.

“I mean you guys dont understand. I believe in the purity of the blood.”
THen please submit all of yours for testing, thanks, okay, buh-bye.

"I dont want my grandchrildren to be some half breed with no iq.”
I dunno. They WILL be related to YOU so there’s a big risk of being braindead.

"Plus there are possibilities for all sorts of birth defects.”
Like? And you know this how?

“ I always dreamt of having beautiful , blonde , white grand children.”
I would LIKE to have withheld judgment until you actually held your grandkid. SOME people just melt at that experience and forgive everything. SOME remain dickheads.
I fear you’re going to remain a dickhead.
Pity. Grandkids are AWESOME.
Mine is black. Legally, anyway. She’s an adorable blond, but the state says she’s black.

"Not some black, dumb , nappy haired piece of crap.”
Die in a gas-fed fire, you waste of otherwise useful oxygen.

Glenn Beck #fundie

SirJaredJammer #fundie

“My view is that no matter which way you slice it you can't explain nature with nature,”
What is the basis of this view?
No one in science has ever come to the end of science and decided the only way to continue research was by adding magic. At least no one who could support this conclusion through peer review.
Every time they’ve come to the end of science, they’ve come back later and looked again, often with success.
The guy who proposed ocean currents based on ‘the paths of the sea’ or whatver that bible verse was, couldn’t get any support until he went out and actually collected scientific evidence.
Trumps superstition every time.
NO widely accepted science theory depends on the existence of magic to explain difficulties in natural observations.
So this isn’t a scientific conclusion, it’s just made-up bullshit for an agenda.

“therefor”
Can’t support good conclusions on a false premise.

"…and a brilliant (perhaps even optimal) genetic code,”
Harlequin babies. Shut the fuck up.

“ I have very few doubts the supernatural origins of the universe is of an Intelligent nature.”
This is the dis-science nature of creationism.. You want God to be a valid conclusion, so you work backwards from there to your hypothesis. It’s dishonest.

“Therefor my probability of God's existence would be very close to 1:1.”
How many alternatives did you consider and how did you dismiss them?
How is it 1:1 for Jehovah, and not 50/50 for Jehovah/Ptah?

Ray Comfort #fundie

“I was listening to the Hallelujah Chorus of Handel's Messiah recently and thinking about what atheists have as an equivalent.”
We have Handel’s Halleluja Chorus, dipshit.
We don’t really care if Handel thinks he was inspired by God, or that God listens to him, we can appreciate the music without adopting the artist’s worldview.

"An equivalent? They don't have a Bible, they don't belong to a Church, they don't have a relationship with God, and they don't have their own music.”
Sorry that my life and interests don’t meet your incredibly high standards, bananaman.
Shucks.
Gosh.
So disappointing.

Anyway…

“That's because they have nothing to sing about.”
Nonsense. There’s The Banana Boat Song,
Raaay-O
Raay-ay-ay-o.
Comfort come and he dumb as a stone…

Anna Diehl #fundie

John C. Wright #fundie

"… the path to self-respect and self-actualization is to don a pointy hat and take up her wand, go to an abortion mill, and sacrifice a baby girl to Moloch.”
How would that work, though?
An abortion is getting rid of something you don’t want, while a sacrifice is literally giving something you want to a higher power. You cannot sacrifice a voluntary abortion.

And after the abortion they do not give the fetus back to you to perform the sacrifice with. What do you burn, your receipt for services rendered? They don’t put the gender on the receipt.

"One never knows, O Christian writer, whether the last story that schoolgirl read before she read yours was THE GOLDEN COMPASS or INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE or BLINDSIGHT, or some other work firmly in the camp and flying the black banners of the Culture of Death.”
So, what, there’s a critical mass of witchcraft fiction that turns you towards Satan?
There are people who have problems distinguishing reality from Television, and call MASH doctors for treatment, or report TV murders to the cops. But as far as I know, schizophrenia is not CAUSED by reading one book too many, or watching one show over the line.

healing wings #fundie

“Gee, you atheists all report rejecting Mom and Dad's teachings?”
Yep. Despite early and earnest exposure, i no longer believe in Jesus, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus…

“All say that mom and dad taught them christianity.”
Yes.

“Have you tried counseling for issues of independence, anger, and maturity, before rejecting the religious values?”
First off, what sort of therapy is necessary for an ‘independence’ issue? I thought about Santa and rejected it because the clues were against Him existing. And continued that for a while…

Also, the ‘religious values’ include marital rape. I don’t think i’m the one with anger or maturity issues, really.

Jeremiah the Bullfrog #fundie

“Do you believe in evolution?”
i ACCEPT evolution because scientists can show me the evidence for it.

“If you do, is it not the height of arrogance to assume that man whom has been around for however many million years that you postulate can affect something you postulate that has been around for billions of years?”
1st of all Mount Rushmore. Stone Mountain. Suez Canal. Panama Canal. No, it’s not arrogance if it’s demonstrable that we don’t need to be older than something in order to affect it.
2nd of all, I accept climate change because, you know, scientists, evidence.
Sorry, but your sliver bullet to defeat Climate Change is more of a butt plug. I’m sure it feels good to you, but when you pull it out of your ass and wave it around, it’s just shitty.

Boskov01 #pratt

“Get Woke, Go Broke."
That’s not an aphorism any more, if it ever was, it’s more of a talisman. A prayer the conservatives fling out to pretend they’re still in charge.
THe lognevity of Star Trek disproves it, as well as the X-Men. Most comics, in fact. How many seasons M*A*S*H lasted. How many spin-offs of All In The Family.
The natural progress of society has always been to the left with a few sidestpes and backslides.

But the people like my grandfather who never knew M*A*S*H was anti-war think any failure MUST be because ‘people are tired of this woke shit.’

if that were true, then Gab would be a lot more popular.

Ryan Walters, Oklahoma Public Schools #fundie #wingnut

My wife did teach English and noted that her students were woefully ignorant of biblical themes and characters. But that was trying to explain literature in its use of borrowed icons.
Not as history.
This is (at least for now) unconstitutional.