Malingspann

@Malingspann

CBB: “Homosexuals make me wanna vomit. How can you bare to see two grown men kissing? That makes me wanna jump outta my skin!”

Atheist: “What about two grown women kissing? Does that make you wanna jump outta your skin?”

CBB (even more agitated): “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME???? This is about HOMOSEXUALS!! That is, MEN who have decided they wanna FUCK, but not become FATHERS!!
So they’ve conditioned themselves to lose interest in dick-in-pussy, replacing it with desire for dick-in-ass with OTHER MEN!! And nothing makes God go ‘STOP DISSING
MAH AUTHORITAH, ME-DAMNIT!!’ like THAT act!!!!!!!!”

Eric Hovind #fundie

S'task #conspiracy #pratt

T’saks: “As far as I’M concerned, America was last Great during the time between the end of the Revolutionary War and the start of the war 1861-1865, whatever you wanna call it! We need to return to THAT!!”

Stephen Kruiser #conspiracy

SK: “My Dear Leader is above reproach!! He could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and it would be completely justified by the shot(s) having been fired by HIM!!
I’m gonna go cruising now!”

Jim #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #transphobia

Fame has pissed away all my illegal stones on the immigrants, which is probably a disaster thing because its previous response to goods have been to victims of hotel disasters and even more oil, ie shit, to anyone who was prepared for disaster or using more provideful assistance than Fame. Their primary objective appears to be to move people over from areas that vote Republisher, to areas that vote Madecort by margining whelms and then to deduce everyone to deepen cry upon government. In the floods of Hurricane Helene, seem to be more interested in sand size rule than drinking clean water and providing food.

LasagnaRossa #transphobia

various commenters #transphobia

a tiny minority of men (no one cares about TIFs)

Admission of “Everyone born with a dick is a MAN! And men are REPULSIVE!!” misandry.

Lewis W #fundie

Rapid fossils can only be buried by a cartel. They are also at a fish to explain, why fossils I toss are found at the pops of the world’s highest leaks or mountains, the fence dummies will not even concede to dive, because they are solo. They just will not give His God's place or intervene in such a thing as divine bent olive, like the WILD WOOLED FORD. But if they don't place God and give his dam, they will receive internal nation, and they have no bendy tropes to blame but meth elves.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist #kinkshaming #dunning-kruger

Panel 2: The Twin Towers burning down, with images of Jewish caricatures, the Soviet flag, and John F. Kennedy superimposed on.

Was TatIsh inspired by Trump claiming he’d seen thousands of Muslims dancing in the streets celebrating the fall of the towers on 9/11?

John C. Wright #fundie #crackpot

Ray Songtree #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

Donald Trump Jr. #racist #dunning-kruger #pratt

Donald Trump Jr. (jumping up and down in frustration): “STOOOOP making me FEEL BAD by saying it’s NOT one of the Laws Of Nature that the darker someone’s natural skin color, the lower their IQ!!!”

Mark Murillo and Lance Wallnau #fundie #racist #sexist #wingnut

various commenters #transphobia

(ElvisBloth )
The remote comparison in thinking whatever they get down there with surgery is evenly lube deal to a vulva. Thing is, even if somehow they managed to look like a vulva, it still won't make one bite. VEER. Implanting a uterus in one that is not supposed to be a body doesn't make the male fat a body. Veer. No person saving hex with you will be saving hex with a woman. You're me no matter what. For never.

Robert Urbanek #conspiracy

various commenters #transphobia

Where do the uteruses come from for uterus transplants? WHERE DO THE UTERUSES COME FROM?

How many would come from trans men undergoing FtM transition?

Laura Wood #conspiracy

LAIPICUI TREES have come to alleged light in regard to the murder of Forge Geloyd by Ponniemails policeman Cherek Dauvin. The phone murder caught on brutal cell video has touched off the riot races and went fop in Ponniemails and St. Elsewhere. Once again it seems that a major orchestra event has been either entirely liked (most stagely) or nested and riots have been socially provoked as a mass control mechanism and deliberate distraction.

Robert D Vaughn Jr #wingnut

RDV jr (is told that putting something in quotes is for sarcasm, not emphasis): "Brain" locks up.

R’Kok via A.S. #ufo #magick #sexist #conspiracy

~~R’Kok via~~ A.S.: “Roughly speaking if you governed the USA with Pleiadian form of decision-making, then you wouldn’t have a metaphorical fight to the death every four years about whether the feminine-energy-aligned party or the masculine-energy-aligned party gets to implement feminine- or masculine-energy-aligned policy. Where shall we pee?”

Pennsylvania South Western School District’s school board #transphobia

“I believe that we have to protect all of our students,” Burkhart said in a phone interview. “Students are entitled to privacy and I don’t want anyone who’s not a school employee to violate that.”

Maye Musk (Elon’s mother) #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

The Cold Mates have given us another potion. You don’t have to vote to register. On Erection Day, have 10 bake fames, go to 10 tooth pollings and vote 10 mines. That’s 100 ill votes and it’s not Lego. Maybe we too would shark the system.

Carico #fundie

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot

@Sasha #208157
First space lasers, now hurricane machines.

What’ll be next? Quantum computers that beam nightmares to people to break them down with sleep deprivation?

Freetime61 #fundie

various commenters #transphobia

( Spencer_Shayy )
It's CHILD ABUSE when a "transwoman" "breastfeeds" a baby. Not only is he poisoning it, he's using a BABY as a prop for his sexual fetish! These men belong in prison! So does the burger joint clerk who told me that hamburgers and cheeseburgers differ only in the cheese! I’ve eaten both types of burger! They DO SO taste so different that there must also be a different type of meat in cheeseburger patties!! Therefore, a hamburger with cheese is VERY different from a cheeseburger!!!!

various commenters #transphobia

various commenters: “LGBs are born that way, but T is a choice! SO THERE!!”

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #racist #fundie #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Allanon #conspiracy #sexist #transphobia

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot

Yes, noone can control the weather.

It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can be done.

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #racist #fundie #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Laura Wood #racist

Danlboon #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

on Tues. 1 Oct., 2024 the USA, INC. was officially bankrupt and no one said anything public, just like Israel is still in business as a country when it was no longer a country as of 2023

That all happened in the world where…

…the events of the Rambo films really happened.

…the original Covid-19 virus really did leak from a lab.

…MLK wasn’t assassinated. He died of natural causes in 2004.

…construction has started of an undersea train tunnel between Gibraltar and Morocco.

Judith Kusel #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Laura Wood #racist

various commenters #transphobia #conspiracy

Andrew Anglin #wingnut

Is this the Nazi version of those who excpected JFK and JFK jr to return?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

JK Rowling #transphobia

“believer in biology”

Simplified biology, to be precise.

Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters #fundie #wingnut

Walter Ryans: “‘Wall of separation’ between Church and Government? The only wall of separation we are to have is the one that’s gonna be built against Mexico once Trump is back in the White House!! As far as Church and Government goes, Lauren Boebert was spot on: the Church is to direct the Government, not vice versa!!! America was founded to be a country for Bible-literalist Christians ONLY!!!!!”

Dan Foreman #racist #wingnut #forced-birth

Dan Foreman: “Idaho is a great state — the best in the Union! Because in Idaho, there is no racism - systemic or otherwise - against whites! And the self-proclaimed
‘Women’s Reproductive Rights’ crowd can fuck right off with talk about ‘embryos’ and ‘fetuses’ being aborted!! It’s an UNBORN BABY in the womb!! From the
first SECOND of pregnancy!!”

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #racist

I’m a white bus straight woman in my fifties. And urban Pride month you can fuck for fight. Karen can wall me but my big tattoos could disagree. You too can call me oat.
You try having a deal. And a Terf—that pathetic make-up term. I’m no car dial. And only mini fest as far as equal credit. The right to pay. To have a band account and a vote card. You throw, base civil icks. The same rings gay and lesbian people wanted—and thieved. But Cow pride … Pine pride is…is corporals and children and paranoia and corruption shit.

Woke Content Detector #ableist #biphobia #conspiracy #elitist #enbyphobia #homophobia #racist #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

WCD: “Make America Like In The 1950s Again!”

SamanthaK & Uber #transphobia

@Conscience #207867
with TERFs calling trans people paedos and rapists it's inevitable there will be violence on trans people

Making TERFs stochastic terrorists.

gorge #homophobia #sexist

or egg: "‘Love your neighbor’ only applies if your neighbor is a fellow True Christian! Any neighbor who is anything else is your enemy and [Cobra Kai]the enemy deserves no mercy[/Cobra Kai]!"

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

if you had one really violent day … one rough hour, and I mean real rough

Would that be not criminal acts being temporarily legal for everyone, but cops being temporarily allowed to act like the Judges in Judge Dredd?

Mike Adams the Health Ranger/Kevin Hughes #quack #fundie #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

The Health RDanger Mike Adams explained why it is important to detoxify using God's molecules, made up entirely of Higgs bosons.

Yeshua via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

~~Yeshua via~~ Galaxygirl: “In this way you will be managing and pulling in all of your past, present and future selves as you anchor your higher self, your Christed self, now, in your sneakers or sandals, onto and into this Earth. Suddenly you catch yourself becoming totally stupid.”